Café Hip Fish
IF WE ACCEPT that sushi is indeed the hippest of foods, and
Café Abir the hippest of cafés, then we are probably prepared
to accept the huge coffee roaster at the entrance to Tsunami Sushi and
Sake Bar, Café Abir owners Musa and Khalen Dajani's new foray
into raw-fish hipness. The iron monster certainly sends an odd visual
cue is it an optical illusion, a joke, a remnant of some
lost enterprise? but we were told the roasters-that-be at Café
Abir actually use the apparatus (presumably for its intended purpose)
in the early mornings.
Their timing ensures, among other things, they will not be disturbing
the hip, most of whom are doubtless still asleep after a late night
out say, eating sushi, possibly at Tsunami, although Tsunami
doesn't stay open particularly late. (The restaurant stops serving food
at 11 p.m., while the sake bar stays open until 2 a.m. for diehards.)
In fact, the place even has a happy hour, from 5:30 to 7 p.m. daily
(it is interesting how often alcohol-related happy hours tend to run
considerably longer than 60 minutes), in which cocktails, draft beers,
and sangria can be had for $2.25 a pop and hand rolls are a third off
($3 each, marked down from $4.50). This is the sort of deal that would
make Florida pensioners very happy, if Florida pensioners ate sushi,
which I suspect few do.
Still, the hipness of the place is unmistakable: rhythmic, though muted,
techno music, rosewood shelving installed at a slant behind the bar,
moody reddish lighting, skullcaps on the chefs. The feel is vaguely
retro and mod; the space would serve nicely as the setting for a scene
from You Only Live Twice, with Sean Connery as James Bond, 007.
Then, of course, there's the clientele.
"We're the oldest people here!" my companion hissed to me
on our first visit. Apparently he felt we people old enough to
know there is no other Bond but Connery's were at risk of expulsion.
But no. Service staff are attentive and prompt and understand the value
of those little grace notes once known as manners: transactions with
staff tend to be well lubricated with plenty of "thank you's and
"you're welcome's. At no time was any reference made to our advanced
age, our lack of skullcaps and ponytails, or our pleated khakis.
The connection between Japanese cuisine and coolness isn't surprising.
The spectrum of raw fish dishes we refer to in shorthand as sushi, in
particular, reflects a spare stylishness that manages to seem both ancient
and utterly modern: it has always been what it is, and we never tire
of it. As it happens, the dot-commers hipsters at least in their
own minds also fastened upon sushi, perhaps because its more
exotic examples can be showily expensive. But they are mostly gone,
and most of Tsunami's offerings are not too pricey.
The sushi chef, Eliott Harris, is American by birth, and that fact
is to some degree reflected in the food. While there are a good many
traditional dishes a fine wakame salad ($4), dressed with ponzu
and festooned with shreds of daikon; edamame ($3); miso soup ($2)
Harris's heart seems to find its best expression in big rolls layered
with sometimes unorthodox ingredients.
We particularly liked the papa-san ($13), in part because of its conventional
California core (of spicy crab and avocado) but more for its remarkable
superstructure: thin rounds of jalapeño pepper, caramelized with
a blowtorch jalapeño brûlée? and artfully
piped with spicy aioli.
Aioli is, of course, garlic mayonnaise (ail means garlic
in shhh! French) and serves as a kind of Provençal
butter. But if it isn't exactly indigenous to Japanese cuisine, Harris
makes it seem otherwise. It turns up hither and yon: atop the magic
mushrooms ($7), salmon and enoki wrapped in rice and nori and scattered
with tobiko; atop the signature tsunami roll ($12), tuna and binko with
flash-fried asparagus; and, of course, atop the mama-san ($12), which
quite resembled the papa-san except for replacement of the spicy crab
by tempura shrimp. Shades of spider roll there, and in fact the actual
spider roll ($9), with soft-shell crab claws protruding as if from some
gruesome scene of aquatic murder, made a nice and not too expensive
accompaniment.
As I am chronically and vertiginously perched at the precipice of gluttony
and, not coincidentally, am an American, born and bred to bigness
I did not mind Harris's (oh-so American) tendency to pile on
a bit. But I did notice it. The five sisters ($12), for instance,
was basically a California roll (crab and avocado) topped with slices
of maguro, albacore, salmon, shrimp, and yellowtail. That's a pretty
substantial sauce. The slightly less imposing shin tai ($12) was quite
similar: a spicy tuna roll topped with slices of albacore. It was as
if the rolls were broadsided by plates of nigiri as they left the chef's
nimble hands. The result is either heavy or substantial, depending on
your relation to gluttony. Either way, you get your money's worth.
Tsunami Sushi and Sake Bar. 1306 Fulton (at Divisadero), S.F. (415)
567-7664. Mon.-Sat., 5:30-11 p.m. Full bar. American Express, Diners
Club, Discover, MasterCard, Visa. Moderately noisy. Wheelchair accessible.