Amazing the thoughts that pop into your head while you're stuffing fat kids' clothes into your Wonderbra, no?
THIS JUST IN: What do club goddesses Heklina, Lady Bunny, Lady Kier from Deee-Lite, and practically every cheap-ass, to'-up drag queen in this whole gloriously damned burg have in common? That's right, tax problems. Oh, and they'll also be at the fantasmic, sure-to-be-scandal-ridden Miss Trannyshack Pageant on Nov. 18. I'm not pumping this long-running institution just because Trannyshack head honchette Heklina has a nail gun to my ear hole. Really. I'm pumping it because it's wild fun! SFBG
Every third Saturday, 8 p.m.–2 a.m. (no event in December)
155 Fell, SF
$10 advance, $15 door
MISS TRANNYSHACK PAGEANT
Sat/18, 9 p.m.–4 a.m.
1300 Van Ness, SF
$25 advance, $35 door