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Offies 2006: our tribute to the most pathetic moments of the year past
01.02.07 - 10:24 pm | Tim Redmond |
It was a bad year for Jesus. His most fanatical followers just couldn't seem to keep their dicks out of trouble: a minister who was part of the religious right power circle someone who routinely condemned gay marriage, gay sex, and homosexuality in general was caught getting erotic massages from a gay hooker. A Republican congressional representative who was a loyal member of the bigoted majority had to resign after sending sexually explicit e-mails to page boys.
The Vatican announced that same-sex couples are no longer acceptable as adoptive parents and said that condoms are only OK (maybe) if used by married men with HIV but only to prevent disease (not to prevent conception).
And Ann Coulter said Bill Clinton was gay, and Rush Limbaugh got nabbed with illegal Viagra ... and all I can say is, it was a banner year for the Offies.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? THEIR CANDIDATE WAS REAL ATTRACTIVE TOO.
Supporters of District 6 supervisorial candidate Rob Black tried to attack incumbent Chris Daly with campaign fliers featuring pee and poop.
THE GUYS WITH GUNS SHOULD HAVE DRESSED LIKE POLITICAL PROTESTERS; THE COPS WOULD HAVE BEEN ON THEM IN SECONDS.
More than 500 cops were on hand in the Castro on Halloween night, but nine people still got shot.
THE SANTA CLARA 49ERS. THAT HAS AN AUTHENTIC HISTORICAL RING.
San Francisco lost its Olympic bid when the 49ers without warning announced they would abandon plans for a stadium at Candlestick Point and move to Santa Clara.
TOO BAD THE MAYOR CUT WELFARE PAYMENTS; POOR ANNEMARIE MAY BE OUT ON THE STREETS AT ANY MOMENT.
Mayor Gavin Newsom blasted the SF supervisors for eliminating a $185,000-a-year job for former supervisor Annemarie Conroy, saying they were attacking her "livelihood."
THAT WORKED OUT WELL, DIDN'T IT?
Newsom said he would "run roughshod" over the San Francisco Police Department to find a way to identify problem officers.
HEY, THEY'RE ALL STONED UP THERE ANYWAY. NOBODY WILL NOTICE.
Newsom's staff sent off 13 homeless people with one-way bus tickets to Humboldt County.
AND ALL ALONG HE'S DENIED HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A GROWN-UP.
Newsom dated scientology fan Sofia Milos but denied he was a supporter of L. Ron Hubbard's bizarre cult. Then he dated 19-year-old Brittanie Mountz but denied that he ever let her drink alcohol.
AND SUCH AN INTELLIGENT PEDOPHILE TOO.
Republican Mark Foley was forced to resign from Congress after he was confronted with sexually explicit e-mails he sent to underage male pages. "He didn't want to talk about politics," one former page said. "He wanted to talk about sex or my penis."
HMMM ... QUEER OR A DRUGGIE? QUEER OR A DRUGGIE? QUEER OR A DRUGGIE? GUESS I BETTER GO WITH THE DRUGS.
Rev. Ted Haggard, one of the nation's leading Christian right evangelicals, was forced to step down from his ministry after evidence emerged that he had hired a gay hooker for regular trysts during which he snorted speed.
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