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Offies 2006: our tribute to the most pathetic moments of the year past
01.02.07 - 10:24 pm | Tim Redmond |
Faced with the allegations, he denied the gay sex but copped to the meth.
THOSE CELL PHONE CONVERSATIONS BACK IN 1860 MUST HAVE BEEN PRETTY JUICY.
Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez defended the Bush administration's secret electronic eavesdropping on private citizens by saying that Abraham Lincoln and Franklin Roosevelt did the same thing.
AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE $10 FOR THE CAB, JUST WALK WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT?
Senator Joe Lieberman said he thinks it's fine for Catholic hospitals in his home state to refuse to give contraceptives to rape victims because in Connecticut it's only a short taxi ride to another hospital.
IT'S GOOD TO KNOW HE'S ONLY A HEARTBEAT AWAY FROM HAVING HIS HANDS ON THE NUCLEAR TRIGGER.
Dick Cheney accidentally shot a campaign contributor while hunting quail.
BUT WHAT ABOUT HIS TERM AS VICE PRESIDENT OF DRUNKEN QUAIL-HUNTING SHOTGUN BLASTS? WE'RE THINKING THAT MIGHT STILL BE RUNNING.
Cheney told reporters that his term as "vice president for torture" was over.
THE DEVIL, OF COURSE, IS IN THE DETAILS.
A Vatican commission has recommended that Catholics be allowed to use condoms but only married Catholics and only if the man is HIV-positive and his wife is not and only if the intent is to avoid the spread of AIDS, not to prevent conception.
ALLOWING PEDOPHILIC PRIESTS TO WATCH OVER THEM IS JUST FINE HOWEVER.
The Vatican announced that it would no longer approve of gay families adopting kids.
WE SAW WAY TOO MUCH. NOW WE KNOW WAY TOO MUCH.
After Britney Spears flashed her crotch for photographers while partying with Paris Hilton, she posted a poem on her Web site apparently aimed at her ex-husband, which concludes:
"You trick me twice, now it's three / Look who's smiling now / Damn, it's good to be me!"
REPUBLICAN FAMILY VALUES: $165,200 A YEAR. THREE-DAY WORKWEEKS. CUT WELFARE BENEFITS. THEN WHINE.
When Democrats in Congress suggested that the House actually schedule work five days a week, Rep. Jack Kingston (R-Georgia) complained, "Keeping us up here eats away at families. Marriages suffer. The Democrats could care less about families that's what this says."
HE, ON THE OTHER HAND, WILL LOOK LIKE A @#$&!!!
Bush told CNN that same day: the war in Iraq will look like "just a comma."
WOW THAT'S TWO CONFIRMED INCIDENTS OF ACTUAL READING.