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01.02.07 - 10:24 pm | Tim Redmond |
MAYBE THIS ONE WILL TURN OUT BETTER THAN MY PET GOAT.
Bush told reporters the Iraq Study Group report was so important that "I read it."
AND IF WE CAN'T EXECUTE EVERYONE WHO TRIES TO TELL THE TRUTH, THEN THE TERRORISTS WILL HAVE WON.
Attorney General Gonzalez told Sean Hannity that Bush is committed to bringing "the masterminds of the 9/11 Commission" to justice.
WE UNDERSTAND THE REST OF THE COUNTRY HAS BEEN HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE WITH THAT TOO.
Bush told Katie Couric that "one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."
RELAX, LINDSAY CHENEY SAYS HE'S GIVEN UP ON TORTURE.
Lindsay Lohan said she didn't want anyone to know she was in favor of voting because "it's safer that way."
SHE, ON THE OTHER HAND, MUST BE INTO ANAL RAMPANT, UPTIGHT RIGHT-WING CHATTER DOES SHOW SOME LEVEL OF HAVING A STICK UP YOUR ASS.
Ann Coulter announced Bill Clinton was probably gay, since "that sort of rampant promiscuity does show some level of latent homosexuality."
COME ON, COULD THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD REALLY BE A DUMB FRAT BOY WHO NEVER GREW UP? NAH ...
Bush addressed the prime minister of the United Kingdom as "yo, Blair."
ANOTHER DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS BILL CLINTON KEPT THIS SORT OF STUFF SAFELY IN THE OVAL OFFICE.
At a G8 summit meeting Bush inexplicably began to grope the chancellor of Germany, Angela Merkel.
POOR GUY IF WE HAD PALS LIKE ANN COULTER, OUR DICKS WOULD BE LIMP TOO.
Rush Limbaugh was arrested at the Palm Beach airport when a search of his luggage revealed a jar of Viagra pills with someone else's name on them. Limbaugh said he had them prescribed under his doctor's name to avoid embarrassment.
THEY DODGE THE DRAFT, START IMMORAL WARS, AND GROPE FOREIGN DIGNITARIES. GLAD TO KNOW THEY FART A LOT TOO.
Former Republican senator and Iraq Study Group member Alan Simpson indirectly criticized the Bush administration's refusal to compromise on anything: "A 100-percenter is a person you don't want to be around. They have gas, ulcers, heartburn, and BO."
THE PASSION OF THE SHIT-FACED BIGOT
Mel Gibson was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving and told a Los Angeles County deputy sheriff that "the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." He later asked a female deputy, "What are you looking at, sugar tits?"
PROVING ONCE AGAIN THAT THE US SENATE HAS PLENTY OF ROOM FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE BOTH RACIST AND STUPID.
Virginia senator George Allen referred to a Virginia native of Indian descent as a "macaca."
OF COURSE, BACK WHERE HE COMES FROM, IT'S SO MUCH EASIER TO FIGURE OUT WHOM TO HATE.
Senator Trent Lott of Mississippi told reporters that it's hard for Americans to understand "what's wrong" with Iraqis: "Why do they hate the Israelis and despise their right to exist? Why do they hate each other? Why do Sunnis kill Shiites?
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