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Tales of Blarg dishes local punk dirt
02.14.07 - 1:01 am | Vice Cooler |
SELF-PUBLISH OR PERISH Janelle Hessig's comic zine Tales of Blarg has always been the 510's version of the ark of the covenant. Each issue contains only the most important information and gossip from the Yay. Perhaps you have been at a show where a dead dog is thrown into an audience? Or you were part of a grave robbery? No? Well, Hessig has and she's made a comic about it. Tales of Blarg just celebrated its 15th birthday: the latest edition kick-starts with "Truth or Dare with Brontez," a failed attempt at the game with the popular SF cruiser himself that turns into a hysterical account of his notorious sex life. What do two wizards, Rim Job the clown, and a crackhead all have in common? Not much besides the fact that they all did something with or on our hero's penis.
But who can blame Brontez? We all have vices. In another article, Heather Jewitt explores some of her favorite weaknesses, such as masturbating because "she deserves it" and pissing in her cat's litter box. And haven't we all wished at some point to play a guitar with someone else's boner? Well, the Clorox Girls have already done it, and Down at Lulu's hairstylist Seth Bogart gets the dirt.
But Tales of Blarg isn't simply outrageous though it is, kind of. This issue's highlight: depression analyzed through Hessig's trash goggles. Overall, the comic is not only inspiring but clever, as its editor uses her gift for sharp observations and subtle jabs to save it from breaking down with a flat in Cheesyville. Save a spot for Tales of Blarg in the punk rock hall of fame because Hessig's brand of farce will always have its pedal to the metal. (Vice Cooler)
Tales of Blarg ($3) is available at Needles and Pens, 3253 16th St., SF; Rock Paper Scissors, 2278 Telegraph, Oakl.; Down at Lulu's, 6603 Telegraph, Oakl.; and www.gimmeaction.com.
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