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DOCTORED ORANGE CR&EME FRAPPUCCINO
If I can get this by the maniacal Guardian censors, I'll recommend the Starbucks Orange Crème Frappuccino although somewhat altered from what its makers intended. It's a regular Frappuccino with the addition of the citrus flavor you might find in those Dutch orange chocolates, but Disneyed up. Get a large to share with your companions on the way to your first bar and throw in some Irish whiskey and a few caffeine pills. You'll probably have spent the first part of your day drinking beers at your cousin's graduation party or your step-aunt's trailer or the garden party for your niece's communion. This is a nice way to commit yourself to the evening, should there be any doubt.
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