Predator If you go see The Christmas Cottage — the first and hopefully last movie inspired by one of Thomas Kinkade's stunningly craptastic paintings — you are hereby sentenced to spend all of Jesus' birthday watching the Predator go mano a tentacle with Alien critters galore. I'll be the sicko in the seat next to you, bleary-eyed from my traditional holiday Silent Night, Deadly Night–<\d>athon. (Dec. 25)<\!s>*