Thank you, Tom Robbins.
31 YEARS AGO (OCTOBER 29, 1976)
The Film Festival
By Robert Di Matteo
The 20th Annual San Francisco International Film Festival, which was held at the Palace of Fine Arts Oct. 13-24, was another one of those Sacred Monster affairs that exist above and beyond almost anything that can be said about them.
For me, there was the added excitement this year of the Guardian's Banned-from-the-Festival status (see Guardian 10/8, 10/22/76). Because of our reporting on the Film Festival last year, the Guardian was not allowed to attend this year's event on the same basis as the 98 acceptable representatives from the press. But we went ahead and bough some tickets on the sly, and on the nights of the showings I slunk in to take my place in the audience, glancing furtively around to make sure I hadn't been spotted. As something of a natural-born outsider, I found the role of a party crasher to fit like a glove.
Still, my perspective on the festival has not really changed. I doubt that I could ever really resolve my attitudes about culture to fit the festival's concept of Culture. Movies are still just movies to me, and charging an extra dollar to see them does not alter that fact.
26 YEARS AGO (NOV. 4, 1981)
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My Marriage Was No Fun
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