'Tis the season for getting even - Page 3

Create a celebration that makes your family as uncomfortable as theirs makes you
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Photo by Charles Russo

After eight full hours of tossing and turning on your floor, maybe they'll be inspired to tone it down next time you come to visit — or at least remember to add a plate of steamed vegetables to the slaughtered-animal spread. And if they're not, you can always bring a penis cake home with you next year. *

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