'Tis the season for getting even - Page 3

Create a celebration that makes your family as uncomfortable as theirs makes you
Photo by Charles Russo

After eight full hours of tossing and turning on your floor, maybe they'll be inspired to tone it down next time you come to visit — or at least remember to add a plate of steamed vegetables to the slaughtered-animal spread. And if they're not, you can always bring a penis cake home with you next year. *

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