DOES NOT COMPUTE ...
The mayor of Fort Lauderdale, Fla., suggested the city create a robot toilet to combat gay sex in public bathrooms.
COME ON, YOUR HOLINESS THEY JUST NEED TO BE "PERFECTED"
Pope Benedict XVI declared that Protestants don't have real churches and their ministers are all phonies.
PERHAPS THE KID CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL ANYMORE, BUT AT LEAST HE WON'T HAVE TO BE PERFECTED BY ANN COULTER
The Supreme Court ruled that a high school student could be suspended for displaying a sign that read "Bong Hits 4 Jesus."
THE OFFIES, OF COURSE, ARE PRODUCED LOCALLY, AND YOU CAN SEE THE QUALITY CONTROL ...
A news Web site in Pasadena outsourced its local reporting to India.
BOOM GOES LONDON, BOOM PAREE
Former senator Mike Gravel announced during a presidential candidates debate that the other Democrats frightened him and asked Barack Obama whom he wanted to nuke.
WELL, AT LEAST WE KNOW WHO THE REPUBLICANS ARE GOING TO NUKE
Sen. McCain changed the lyrics of the Beach Boy's "Barbara Ann" to "Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran."
APPARENTLY, MEMBERS OF THE US SENATE DON'T GET OUT MUCH
Sen. Joe Biden declared Obama is "the first mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy."
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