One can't really blame her mostly awkward performance, Scott Schwartz's direction, or the ugly physical production for everything else. You want to tell the Curvy Widow, "Shaddap and get a vibrator." But she already has an autopleaser. This play is the ultimate act of self-love.
Thurs/14Sat/16, 8 p.m. (also Sat/16, 2 p.m.), $12.50$20.50
221 Fourth St., SF
Through March 9
Wed.Sat., 8 p.m. (also Sat., 3 p.m.); Sun., 3 and 7 p.m.; $50$75
Post Street Theatre
450 Post, second floor, SF