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SFBG What do you want to happen in the presidential election?
MBS Do we still call that an election?
SFBG What is your favorite time of year in seasonless San Francisco?
MBS Anytime when the fog rolls in and I can breathe.
SO MANY WAYS TO SLEEP BADLY RELEASE PARTY
Oct. 8, 7:30 p.m.
City Lights Bookstore
261 Columbus, SF
SFBG Your new show, Off Leash: Who's a Good Girl?, ponders the canine-human continuum. What have you learned?
JoAnn Selisker In terms of interspecies relationships, I find human behavior and motivation to be much more strange and unfathomable (and sometimes disturbing) than that of the canine. I speak human, so I ought to understand where humans are coming from. If dogs weren't so helpless, misunderstood, disregarded, and maltreated, I would prefer to be a dog.
SFBG What do you think of Cesar Millan, the Dog Whisperer?
JS I think he makes some nice dog beds. You can get anything he thinks your dog needs with his "brand" on it. You could call him the Martha Stewart of the dog world. She reaches us through Wal-Mart, and he reaches us through PETCO. They both give us simple how-to instructions and affordable, quality products. All we have to do is buy the videos, magazines, supplies, and accessories, follow step-by-step instructions, and ... voilà! The perfect dinner party; the well-mannered pet.
SFBG In your earlier show, Begin with a Box, you put creative instructions by Twyla Tharp to the test. What did you discover?
JS Well, how interesting Twyla Tharp is a lot like the Dog Whisperer and Martha Stewart! Each of these masters generously shares secrets to success, in simple, step-by-step format. We can all become Twyla Tharp, the Dog Whisperer and/or Martha Stewart.
I discovered that I will never become Twyla Tharp. I started the Begin with a Box project with a box, just like she says, and proceeded step-by-step to completion. I should now be a MacArthur genius, with name recognition and a project with Prince.
OFF LEASH: WHO'S A GOOD GIRL?
Oct. 8, 8 p.m.; Oct. 9, 7:30 p.m.; $15$18
Project Theater Artaud
450 Florida, SF
SFBG What are your plans for this fall?
TIM SULLIVAN I traveled all summer, so I'm going to try my best to stay put. I have two shows opening this fall, one at SF Camerawork and one in Dallas. I'll be teaching a class at San Francisco Art Institute and continuing to make things.
SFBG Your contribution to SF Camerawork's fall exhibition, "I Feel I Am Free But I Know I Am Not," involves a rowboat. What should people expect if they step into the boat?
TS Everyone who gets into the boat will be instantly transformed into a movie star in a recreation of Alfred Hitchcock's Lifeboat (1944). I really need people to come out and participate to make this work.
SFBG You've collaborated with George Kuchar before. Do you have a favorite Kuchar quote, or Kuchar story?
TS A few years back I was in Kuchar's class film, Kiss of Frankenstein. On the first day he handed us the script, I was rolling on the floor laughing.
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