SUPER EGO Happy Slutoween, librul terrorists. Now that the Castro Street celebration has been officially buried, there'll be more terrific parties than tired Sarah Palin costumes haunting Halloween night. Below are 13 batshit surefires, all taking place Oct. 31, night of the living-undead pro-life governor of Alaska. Trick or trick!
ALL HALLOW'S EVE
Goth equals deathly perfect insert exhausted "every day is Halloween" joke here as 18-plus clubs Death Guild and Meat team up to paint it black with DJs Decay and Melting Girl and "techno opera singer" Diva Marisa.
9 p.m., $13. DNA Lounge, 375 11th St., SF. (415) 626-1409, www.dnalounge.com
A French bordello Halloween masquerade ball seems right up any horny black cat's alley especially with an acrobatic performance by the ever-sexy Vau de Vire Society and lofty tunes by DJ Ean Golden.
10 p.m., free with costume. Harlot, 46 Minna, SF. (415) 777-1077, www.harlotsf.com
An 18-and-up, gayish underground "dark places" extravaganza with vampiric DJ vamps Honey Soundsystem, Rchrd Oh?!, and Lord Kook, and promoters Homochic and Tantra, plus a slashing guest spot by Los Angeles' A Club Called Rhonda.
10 p.m., $15. SomArts, 934 Brannan, SF. (415) 552-2131, www.homochic.com
BLOW UP HALLOWEEN
Those gorgeous 18-plus electro hipsters will never settle for anything less than horrifyingly bangin' style with terrific, terrifying rap trio HOTTUB, and evil genius DJs Richie Panic and Jeffrey Paradise.
10 p.m., $15. Rickshaw Stop, 155 Fell, SF. (415) 861-2011, www.myspace.com/blow_up_415
CHARLIE HORSE HALLOWEEN THING
Two whole hours of the trashiest drag performances the nether regions of Polk Street have to offer? Sounds heart-stopping, but hostess Anna Conda will pump you back up with the cheapest drinks and "outfits" in town.
10 p.m., free. The Cinch, 1723 Polk, SF. (415) 776-4162, www.myspace.com/charliehorsecinch
COOKIE'S HAUNTED HALLOWEEN
Ecstatically kooky drag princess Cookie Dough hosts a night of haunted whores, with ghoulish electro-goth duo Ejector live, DJ MC2, alarming numbers by Landa Lakes, Glitterella, and more.
8 p.m., $8. Octavia Lounge, 1772 Market, SF. (415) 863-3516, www.cookievision.com
HALLOWEEN: A PARTY
This one'll be pure crazyboots, as Heklina of Trannyshack literally rises from the dead to join Midnight Mass' Peaches Christ in hosting a dark diva drag extravaganza, with bloody insanity from Kiddie, Fauxnique, Renttecca, Raya Light ...
9 p.m., $20. Cat Club, 1190 Folsom, SF. (415) 703-8965, www.peacheschrist.com
Unholy deeds will abound in cavernous club Temple's sacred spaces, with insane décor on two levels, howlin' DJs Paul Hemming, IQ!, and Jaswho?, plus a $500 costume contest.
10 p.m., $20. 540 Howard, SF. www.templesf.com
Ghoul's night lip-sync battle-a-thon! DJ Scottish Andy and glamazon hostess Juanita More exhaust the hipsteratti queens and friends on the mic at the manly Truck bar for exotic "prizes" (i.e., drunk sex).
9 p.m., $5. Truck, 1900 Folsom, SF.
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