Wow. What a year.
Sarah Palin ran for vice president. Joe the Plumber got his 15 minutes. Gavin Newsom made out with Sarah Silverman. Eliot Spitzer seemed to be the only one in New York with any money left to spend. Dana Rohrabacher dressed in drag to go to prison. And O.J. Simpson finally managed to get convicted of something.... It was a year for the ages. And it's finally, finally over.
HEY, GIVE THE POOR WOMAN A BREAK YOU CAN'T SEE FRANCE FROM ALASKA
Sarah Palin took a call from a Canadian radio comedian posing as French Prime Minister Nicholas Sarkozy and remained on the line, convinced she was talking to a foreign leader, for several minutes as the comedian told her his wife was hot in bed and that he loved the Hustler smut film Who's Nailin' Paylin?.
FROM ALASKA, YOU CAN SEE RUSSIA, AND RUSSIA'S COLD, AND IF IT ISN'T IT WOULD STILL LOOK COLD, SO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
Palin said the "jury's still out" on global warming and that even if the climate was changing, she didn't know what was causing it.
KILLING YOUR WIFE IS NOTHING, BUT DON'T YOU DARE STEAL FOOTBALL CARDS
O.J. Simpson faced more than 30 years in jail for stealing some sports memorabilia he said belonged to him.
AND FOR A FEW WEEKS, THE ENTIRE STATE OF WORLD DISCOURSE GOT A LITTLE BIT SMARTER
Ann Coulter broke her jaw and had her mouth wired shut.
WHAT IS THE VALUE OF HUMAN LIFE COMPARED TO A $99 FLAT-SCREEN?
A temporary worker in a Long Island, N.Y., Wal-Mart died when bargain-crazy crowds smashed through the store's front door.
AND HE STILL GOT MORE VOTES THAN MCCAIN
Absentee ballots in an upstate New York county listed "Barack Osama" as a presidential candidate.
SEE, IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHAT THE MEANING OF "YOU BETCHA" IS
The Alaska legislature concluded that Sarah Palin had violated ethics laws when she tried to have her ex brother-in-law fired from the state police. Palin immediately announced that she had been cleared of any wrongdoing.
AND THIS WAS THE GUY WHO RAN THE ECONOMY ALL THOSE YEARS?
Former Federal Reserve Chair Alan Greenspan admitted there was a "flaw" in his free-market approach to economic policy, but said he wasn't sure exactly what went wrong.
GREAT MOMENTS IN PUBLIC POLICY
A Treasury Department spokesperson announced that the agency had set $700 billion as the amount for the financial bailout because "we just wanted to choose a really large number."
THEY SAVED VILLAGES THAT WAY IN VIETNAM, TOO, BUT YOU MANAGED TO DUCK THAT WAR, SO YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND