Bush addressed the massive federal bailout of the banking system by saying, "I've abandoned free-market principles to save the free-market system."
WHY THE RICH ARE DIFFERENT FROM YOU AND ME
John McCain admitted he didn't know how many houses he owned.
PROOF POSITIVE OF THE VALUE OF A YALE EDUCATION
President Bush, addressing the state of the economy, announced that "if money isn't loosened up, this sucker could go down."
WHOOPS, GUESS THAT ONE ISN'T WORKING OUT SO WELL, EH?
Levi Johnston, who impregnated Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol, described himself as a "fucking redneck" who didn't want kids.
THE CASE FOR A FEDERAL BAILOUT, #422
P. Diddy announced that the economy and the cost of fuel had forced him to give up private jet travel.
ENTIRELY APPROPRIATE FOR A MAN WHO'S AN ASSHOLE
A book by Cliff Schecter reported that McCain had called his wife, Cindy, a "cunt."
WELL, THEY'RE A LOT MORE POLITE ABOUT THESE THINGS DOWN IN BRAZIL
A Brazilian former exotic dancer said she'd had an affair 50 years ago with John McCain, whom she called "my coconut desert."
BUT DON'T WORRY, HILLARY, BARACK LIKES YOU FINE
Samantha Power, an advisor to Obama, called Hillary Clinton "a monster."
THAT'S RIGHT THE ONE WHO KICKED YOUR ASS. THAT ONE.
In a presidential debate, McCain referred to Obama as "that one."
SUCH HIGH PRAISE FROM SUCH A WONDERFUL MAN
Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich referred to Obama as "that motherfucker."
NATURALLY SHE LIVES IN ALASKA, AND YOU CAN SEE ENERGY FROM THERE
McCain said that Palin "knows more about energy than probably anyone in the United States."
FORTUNATELY, HE NEVER GOT TO THE OVAL OFFICE, SO SOME OF US MAY ESCAPE CUSTODY
In a speech, McCain referred to Americans as "my fellow prisoners."
AS LONG AS THEY SIP IT SLOWLY, SO AS NOT TO BURN THEIR ITTY-BITTY MOUTHS
McCain proclaimed that "we should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies."
NEVER MIND GRAN TORINO, THE WRESTLER, AND MILK THE OSCAR GOES TO . . .
A TV station in Germany reported that the East German secret police had made private porno movies in the early 1980s with titles like Private Werner's Big Surprise and Fucking for the Fatherland.
WHERE IS PRIVATE WERNER WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
Eliot Spitzer, the crusading governor of New York, had to resign after a federal sting operation found he had spent more than $80,000 on high-end prostitutes from the Emperor's Club. On an FBI wiretap, a prostitute named Kristen, after an assignation with Spitzer, told her boss she'd heard that the governor would "ask you do to do things that, like, you might not think were safe" but that "I have a way of dealing with that.
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