I'd be like, listen dude, do you really want the sex?"
NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE, YOU BETCHA
Palin gave a speech on the economy while TV cameras captured a farmer beheading turkeys and draining the blood from their carcasses.
ANOTHER HERO FROM MCCAIN'S STRAIGHT TALK EXPRESS
Joseph Wurzelbacher rose to fame as Joe the Plumber after he confronted Obama and said that the Democrat would force him to pay higher taxes. It later turned out that Joe wasn't a licensed plumber, owed $1,182 in back taxes, and didn't make anywhere near enough money to be affected by Obama's tax plans.
CROSS DRESSING, GRASSY KNOLL VARIETY
Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R., Orange County) dressed in drag and pretended to be a human-rights worker named "Diana" to sneak into a state prison and badger Sirhan Sirhan, whom the congressman believed was part of a vast Arab conspiracy to kill Robert Kennedy.
IT'S FINE TO BLAST THE QUEERS, JUST DON'T GO BADMOUTHING AMERICA
Barack Obama, who was stung by criticism that his former pastor criticized America, chose for his inaugural convocation a pastor who says homosexuality is a sin.
LET'S SEE. 90,000 CIVILIAN DEATHS, THE RISE OF AL QAEDA, WATER, FUEL, AND ELECTRICITY SHORTAGES, GANGS OF ARMED THUGS IN THE STREETS ... CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT THIS DUDE WAS UPSET ABOUT
An Iraqi journalist who threw two shoes at Bush was beaten badly by security guards; Bush later said he "didn't know what the guy's beef was."
WHY HE WOULD COVER UP THAT BEAUTIFUL HAIR, WE'LL NEVER KNOW
Mayor Gavin Newsom wore a cowboy hat and rode a horse for a photo shoot at his wedding.
PERHAPS MS. SILVERMAN CAN GET HIM TO PUT HIS HANDS AROUND THE CITY BUDGET, TOO
Newsom groped comedian Sarah Silverman on stage at a Democratic National Convention party after she said she wanted to "sexually discipline" him.
FIRE IN THE HOLE
An unknown arsonist with an unknown motive set more than half a dozen portable toilets on fire in San Francisco.
THIS, FROM A MAN WHO WROTE THE BOOK ON POLITICAL SLEAZE IN CALIFORNIA
Former Mayor Willie Brown complained about progressives using techniques from "Tammany Hall or Richard Daly's Chicago" to take over the local Democratic Party.
HEY, SOMEBODY'S GOT TO CHANNEL MR. MAGOO
Witnesses reported seeing Carole Migden talking on her cell phone and reading while rapidly changing lanes at 80 mph on the freeway shortly before she crashed into another car. One caller to the state police asked officers to "please get out here, she's scary."
NOW THAT WE KNOW WHO'S REALLY IN CHARGE AT CITY HALL, WE CAN STOP WASTING OUR TIME WITH THE ELECTED OFFICIALS
Newsom's press secretary said that reporters wondering about the mayor's position on public power should ask Pacific Gas and Electric Co.
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