We applaud the CTASF's bravery for taking on some of the toughest critics in the business those who will squirm and squawk if the show can't hold their eye.
BEST AUTO REPAIR QUOTES
We're not sure if you can get a lube job at Kahn and Keville Tire and Auto Service, located on the moderately sketchy corner of Turk and Larkin. And if you can, we can't vouch for the overall quality, or relative price point of the procedure. But the main reason we can't say is also why we love the place so much. Instead of sensibly using the giant Kahn and Keville marquee to advertise its sales and services, the 97-year-old business has been using it since 1959 to educate the community with an array of quotations culled from authors as varied as Ralph Waldo Emerson and Gore Vidal plus occasional shout-outs to groups it admires, such as the Quakers during their peace vigils a block away. Originally collected by founder Hugh Keville, the quotes range in tone from the political to the inspirational and tongue-in-cheek, and the eye-catching marquee was once described by Herb Caen as the city's "biggest fortune cookie."
500 Turk, SF. (415) 673-0200, www.kk1912.com
BEST EVERYTHING ALL AT ONCE
The cozy Molinari Delicatessen in North Beach has been in business since 1896, just enough time to figure out that the secret to a really kick-ass sandwich is keeping it simple but not too simple. The little piece of heaven known as the Molinari Special starts with tasty scraps, all the odds and ends of salamis, hams, and mortadella left over from the less adventurous sandwiches ordered by the customers who came before you. The cheese of your choice comes next, topped generously with lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, roasted red peppers, and even pepperoncini, if you ask nicely. As for bread: we're partial to Dutch crunch, but rosemary, soft white, and seeded rolls are available. Ecco panino: you get a sandwich approximately as big as a baby's head for only $6.25. It's never quite the same item twice, but always sublime.
Molinari Delicatessan, 373 Columbus, SF. (415) 421-2337
BEST PASSED-ON JEANS
Most clothes turn to garbage over time but there are a few notable exceptions, timeless garments that actually gain value after being used up, tossed aside, and then rediscovered. Leather jackets are like that, so are cowgirl dresses and butt rock T-shirts. But none of that stuff maintains its integrity, or becomes more appealing when salvaged, like a great pair of jeans. And there's no place more in tune with this concept than the Bay Area. Why? Well, it's easy to say that we lead the thrifting pack simply because denim apparel was born here, but the truth is that we wouldn't be anywhere without Berkeley's denim guru, Carla Bell, who's been reselling Levi's and other denim products for 30 years. What began as a side project in Bell's garage has grown into a palace of fine thrifting: Slash Denim the first and last stop when it comes to pre-worn pants and other new and used articles of awesome.
2840 College, Berk. (510) 841-7803, www.slashdenim.com
BEST BALLER'S PARADISE
When you think about baseball and food, hot dogs inevitably come to mind, but that's just because marketers have been pumping them at stadiums for decades. Real baseball fans can see through the bull. Sure, they might shove a wiener in their mouth every now and again out of respect for tradition. But when a true fan gets hungry, she or he wants real food, not mystery meat.