- This Week
August 12 - 18
08.11.09 - 8:10 pm | Jessica Lanyadoo |
March 21-April 19
You have some secret desire you may not even be admitting to yourself, and it's motivating you to be a tad shady with folks. When you're not being true to yourself, you can only be so real with others. Look at what you are feeling even if you don't like it so you can get those feet of yours back on the ground.
April 20-May 20
Hoarding never makes people happy. There's no room for the new if you don't let go of the old. As shitty as it may be to get rid of things, attitudes, or relationships, that's just what you have to do, Taurus. There is all of this amazing potential in front of you, but you've got to let go of all those strings you have attaching you to your past.
May 21-June 21
We are all just animals: messy, instinct-based beasts. This week, channel your inner beastliness into all you do with the wisdom and foresight of your human potential. Frig whatever role you've been playing and find what's most true for you. Don't hide behind habit. Get up your courage and be a smarty-pants wild thing instead.
June 22-July 22
When you get emotionally blocked, life stagnates quickly. Fears about love are coming up for you: there's no way around it. If you're not getting your needs met, ask yourself why. Do folks know what you need but don't want to put out? Do you need to be clearer? Figure it out so you can move on.
July 23-Aug. 22
You're such a creative person why is it so hard for you to bust through your relationship patterns and be real? Try to be more loving as you assert your limits with others. The more direct you are about your needs, the more flexible you can be about others' needs. Integrate your internal opposites for a more authentic you.
Aug. 23-Sept. 22
Admit it: you are putting all that careful energy into being painstaking with things so that you can build up to the Earth's biggest worrygasm. You get a little thrill of accomplishment from having a really good problem to stress over. Now your secret is out! Outgrow this broken love and develop a new relationship to getting things dealt with.
Sept. 23-Oct. 22
Everybody's changing, and if you don't start change too, your same-old, same-old will be out of step, when once it was just right. In your efforts to hold your own, you run the risk of being inflexible, and that shit'll backfire on you. Never forget to be receptive when you stand tall, lest you alienate others.
Oct. 23-Nov. 21
You can't build a time machine. No matter how much you lament what ails you in the present, it won't change things. This is a real cut-your-losses kind of moment, where you can make the best of your situation by accepting it and working with what you've got in this reality.
Nov. 22-Dec. 21
Your home life needs care and attention, Sag. You deserve a spot that you are happy to be in, a place that serves as a sanctuary from the rushing and buzzing of your life. Carve yourself a piece of peace in your dwelling, even if it means leaving your over-crowded apartment and finding a café where you can sit and regroup.
Dec. 22-Jan. 19
Pick your battles wisely. You are so worried about so many things you are missing out on the opportunities in front of you. Avoid the deadly lure of FOMOs (fear of missing out), and make some damn decisions. Consider your own well-being and what you know of your self so you can improve your life, not just react to it.
Jan. 20-Feb. 18
Not knowing the answers is really hard on a Know-It-All, and can induce panic where once there was a smooth operator. You are not supposed to have the answers right now; it's just time to watch things unfold around you. Rushing and pushing will backfire.
Feb. 19-March 20
It looks like you are caught up in some serious stress.
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