But the match itself tells a less straightforward story. Angel is clearly the hero in the contest, reconfiguring some of the mainstream's predictable gay panic tropes into a slapstick offensive that plays off his opponent's increasingly comical discomfort. Toward the end of the match, two teenage-looking guys standing across from me start an "Angel" chant.
On the surface, San Francisco doesn't seem like the kind of community that goes in for (nonironic) professional wrestling. But scanning the crowd, I notice a sizeable number of bohemian types an Unknown Pleasures shirt even made an appearance a few shows back. Outside the venue, would they readily admit to their fandom, or at least to their interest in wrestling? Perhaps this insecurity is on its way out.
For a true believer, self-consciousness isn't a problem. Fog City Wrestling's Jerry doesn't see indie wrestling strictly as a subculture. "Everybody knows pro wrestling," he gushes. "Everybody might not admit they like pro wrestling, but everybody does. If it's on TV, as opposed to Regis and Kelly, you'll probably put on pro wrestling."
WE NOW RETURN TO THE EVENT, ALREADY IN PROGRESS
When I ask wrestleophile Mike Lano what the Bay Area has to offer that is missing from mainstream wrestling today, he responds with a common sentiment. "They [pro wrestling territories] were all unique. The television was unique, the talent was unique. Guys were not reading promos off a teleprompter or being told what to say by script writers." Fans today may not be getting an entirely comparable experience to the glory days the DNA Lounge is a long way from the Cow Palace, for one thing. But the spirit of originality Lano remembers from the Shire days has carried over, bringing with it the simple pleasure of watching two colorful characters go at it on a Saturday afternoon.
The main event of Fog City Wrestling's Saturday bill is a slice of unadulterated pro wrestling traditionalism. Dylan Drake is one of FCW's marquee stars. He's a dapper-looking guy with floppy brown hair of a non-threatening length. His name is an alliteration, like Clark Kent. His hirsute opponent has the biblically sinister moniker Malachai, and sports an enormous beard wrestling shorthand for pure evil.
During a main event bout, there's a feeling of conclusiveness to everything, like the ghost of Howard Cosell is narrating the action in the crowd's collective mind. Each punch or hold becomes an ultimate moment that all preceding punches and holds of the show have foreshadowed. This is one of the last vestiges of Big Fight atmosphere, the Ali-and-Frazier effect, or, in keeping with the wrestling aesthetic, Rocky Balboa and Thunderlips. Sure enough, ironic detachment and snarky asides die an undistinguished death amidst the consecrated buzz.
Whether or not the majority of the audience are wrestling diehards, prodigal childhood fans, or just looking for an excuse to drink during the middle of the day, some dormant instinct takes hold as the fight commences. In true wrestling fashion, the match ends in a massive donnybrook of interference and conveniently bad refereeing, postponing the inevitable denouement for another month or two. This is pro wrestling, after all. We head home to a Sunday morning coming down.
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