SUPER EGO It's been a coon's age (is that racist?) since I lifted the bloody glitter-crusted rock of alternaqueer nightlife and peeped with prickled horror at the writhing wigged creatures of darkness beneath. There's a lot going on this month, so buckle up your birdseed boobs and ride, baby, ride. But first, I've got to give a special screechy shout-out to Faux King Awesome and his filthy-excellent trash-club blog, www.dragslag.org. Check it, chicas, that child never sleeps.
HOMO A GO GO FESTIVAL
As Zombie Cher would say, "A-woooaaaah!" And then, "Brains." Four nights of edgy queer music, fashion, film, art, activism, and, yes, parties with more than 50 performers spread out across the city. Italo disco darlings Glass Candy swoop in to join noise-makers like Erase Errata, Katastrophe, Younger Lovers, Hunx and his Punx, Honey Soundsystem, Chelsea Starr, Girl in a Coma, and a spectacular buttload of others. Plus: old-school zine exhibitions, activist workshops, and plenty of classic homopunk/queercore/riot grrrl spirit in the air so strap on your 16-holes and let's get mish-moshed.
Thur/13-Sun/16, various times and locations, www.homoagogo.com
"Wet jock strap contest" are any four words in the English language more titilutf8g besides "five-second rule, bitches"? Almost five years ago, DJ Bus Station John launched his bathhouse disco-drenched tribute to teasingly moistened fabric, bringing many a screw-worthy type through Deco's doors to compete for $100. (Full dis-clothes-ure: I host the contest when I can remember what's happening, and Hunky Beau recruits contestants with his "special talent.") All good things must come to a tight little hairy ass end, however, and with this final installment The Rod promises to go out with a sopping bang.
Fri/14, 10 p.m., $5. Deco, 510 Larkin, SF. www.decosf.com
SF GRAND VOGUE BALL
Chop, mop, fierce, and shade, Miss Realness. People have forever been talking about holding a grand vogue ball in San Francisco. Finally the money's where the mouth is and the chin is on the floor, dropping for you as local houses compete each Friday until the final battle royale Sept. 11. Categories include: Face, Drama, Butch Boyz in Pumps, Look in the Book, Butch Queen Femme, and Old Way/New Way. Walk, work, walk are there any more?
Fridays through Sept. 11, 8 p.m., free. Yerba Buena Center, 700 Howard, SF. groups.google.com/group/sfgrandvogueball
14TH SAN FRANCISCO DRAG KING CONTEST
It's big time, y'all, for the sexy kings to come tearing out of the closet in their testosterone Testarossas and my stubble is itching with adrenaline. For 14 years, Fudgie Frottage and company have brought out the munchable machos to stomp the boards in a quest for the spiky Mr. San Francisco Drag King crown. The talent numbers are uproarious, the crowd bursts with rare hotties, and all involved have a sweaty ball. The whole thing benefits P.A.W.S., so you know you'll be riding that mustache for a very good cause besides your own.
Sat/15, 8 p.m., $15$35. DNA Lounge, 375 11th St., SF. www.sfdragkingcontest.com
This raucous biweekly Wednesday rock 'n' roll lady night at the Eagle just got a reboot of sorts: felch whore Renttecca has climbed aboard Anna Conda's wig and Juanita Fajita's taco truck to join them in hosting live bands, drag disasters, and the occasional poetry interlude(!).
Wed/19 and every first and third Wednesday, 9 p.m., $5 (free in drag).
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