SUPER EGO Child, there is no better place to digest your Thanksgiving giblets than a leather bar. (For all my non-homo homies and vegan amigos, meet me at the rather hopping Mission Hill Saloon 491 Potrero, SF for some cheap après-pie Chimay. I'll bring the family-recovery Vicodin. Is Vicodin vegan? Anyway.) Hunky and slightly distressed-skin leather queens will actually cruise the holiday fat off those chunky drumsticks poking through your peek-a-boo chaps with their hungry, hungry, laser-beam eyes. And let's not even get into all the "stuffing" double-entendres here because what do I look like, an anal-leather-metaphorologist? Gag, not hardly.
But say, what's better than a leather bar? Saw VII: Lady Gaga? Nah, it's several leather bars which is why I'm harnessing your attention to the upcoming Folsom Friday dead-cow spectacular, hosted by the chacondo folks of SoMa enclave Truck. Board the free shuttle there and get carted to such dark and lovely glories as Chaps, Lone Star Saloon, Powerhouse, Mr. S, Blow Buddies, and Off Ramp Leather to get you good and plucked. I'm not sure why the juicy Hole in the Wall and Eagle Tavern aren't on the list, but the whole man-megillah's a testament to our thriving leather scene, once thought strangled by the Web's insidious tentacles. Flog that bird!
FOLSOM FRIDAY Fri/27, 9 p.m., free. Truck, 1900 Folsom, SF. www.folsomfriday.com
Goths always in fashion because they're above it. They're even immune to hiatuses, as the 10th anniversary fete for this once-regular, now-rare goth-glam jamboree attests. Return from the grave to rock's frigid underside with DJs Miz Margo and Sage.
Wed/25, 10 p.m., $5. Café Du Nord, 2170 Market, SF. www.darksparkle.com
World AIDS Day is Dec. 1, and incredibly on-top charity NextAid (www.nextaid.org) is rolling out a ton of worldwide benefit parties, starting with an all-star bonanza here, with long-standing L.A. techno king D:Fuse, Sen-Sei, Rooz, and Fil Latorre
Wed/25, 9 p.m., $15. Supperclub, 657 Harrison, SF. www.supperclub.com
A gaggle of local woofer gobblers of all bass styles invades Paradise Lounge to sauce your canned cranberries. Ginsu-wielders include Smoove, Mozaic, Influence, Uncle Larry, Cruz, and Antibiotik.
Wed/25, 9 p.m.3 a.m., $5. Paradise Lounge, 1501 Folsom, SF. www.paradisesf.com
Poor Joker. This year, the young Bristol, U.K., phenom tried to start a more melodic "purple" dubstep movement to get more women on the dance floor and was immediately accused of stereotyping. Truth is, he's got killer bass instincts and soulful taste, a rare combination these days as rare as women on the dubstep dance floor, in fact. With Lazer Sword, an-ten-nae, and loads more.
Fri/27, 10 p.m.late, $10. 103 Harriet, SF. www.1015.com
Pop your cork early this year, love. All-star disco DJ dream team Sergio Fedasz, Stanley Chilidog, Nickie B., Flight, and door-slut Stephen You Guys! are celebrating one year of monthly high-hat spritz at Deco. Plus: Ken Vulsion of Honey Soundsystem and Disochorror.com's Ash Williams, who'll be offering a "Cosmic Beardo Lift-Off Set."
Sat/28, 9 p.m.late, $5. Deco, 510 Larkin, SF
Hall and Oates meet hyphy classics in the crunktastic mashup universe of DJ Roots Uno.