Lady Gaga Her platinum tresses make her a natural Christmas angel. "Boys Boys Boys" must be reappropriated as "Toys Toys Toys."

Justin Timberlake Picture the Timberlad poking around for a yule log in his "SexySack".

Kanye West Embracing the chill of West's last album with songs like "Coldest Winter," this holiday should look ahead to the New Year by ringing it in KaNYE style. After the graduate gets in a scuffle with Santa, the show ends with a contrite, winged West delivering a bushel of MTV Video Music Awards to a virginal Taylor Swift.