Marijuana goes mainstream - Page 7

Take a tour of the Bay Area's best cannabis clubs, which are proving that prohibition is the problem, not pot


After initially being told by a disembodied voice to come back in five minutes, I submitted my doctor's recommendation and ID into the slot of a teller's window, darkened to hide whoever I was dealing with. Quickly approved, I was buzzed into a small, strange room with three doors.

I paused, confused, until the disembodied voice again told me, "Keep going," and I was buzzed through another door into a hallway that led to a large room, its walls completely covered in brilliant murals, expertly painted in hip-hop style. Along the front walls, a lighted menu broke down the prices of about 20 cannabis varieties.

Then finally, I saw people: two impossibly hot, young female employees, lounging nonchalantly in their weed box, like strippers waiting to start their routines. The only other customer, a young B-boy, chatted them up though the glass, seemingly more interested in these striking women than their products.

I finally decided to go with the special, an ounce of Fever, normally $17, for just $10. I opened a small door in the glass, set down my cash, and watched the tall, milk chocolate-skinned beauty trade my money for Fever, leaving me feeling flushed. It was the best dime-bag I ever bought.

Prepackaged buds

Open for: ???

Price: Moderate, with cheap specials

Selection: High

Ambiance: Hip hop strip club

Smoke On Site: No

Thug factor: High

Access/Security: High security but low scrutiny



Bernal Collective (33 29th St. at Mission) seemed both more casual and more strict than any of the other clubs in town — and it also turned out to be one of my favorites.

After refusing to buy pot for a guy out front who had just been turned away, I entered the club and faced more scrutiny than I had at any other club. It was the only club to ask for my doctor's license number and my referral number, and when I tried to check an incoming text message, I was told cell phone use wasn't allowed for "security reasons." On the wall, they had a blown-up copy of their 2007 legal notice announcing their opening.

But beyond this by-the-book façade, this club proved warm and welcoming, like a comfortable clubhouse. People can smoke on site, and there's even a daily happy hour from 4:20–5:20 p.m., with $1 off joints and edibles, both in abundant supply. Normal-sized prerolled joints are $5, but they also offer a massive bomber joint with a full eighth of weed for $50.

The staff of a half-dozen young men were knowledgeable about the 20 varieties they had on hand and offered excellent customer service, even washing down the bong with an alcohol-wipe before letting a customer take a rip from the XXX, a strong, sticky bud that was just $15 for a gram.

Buds weighed at purchase

Open for: five years

Price: Fairly low

Selection: High

Ambiance: A clubhouse for young stoners

Smoke On Site: Yes

Thug factor: Low

Access/Security: Fairly tight



This longtime club (502 14th St.) has had its ups and downs, the downs coming mostly because of its location on a fairly residential block. After taking complaints from neighbors, the city required Love Shack to cap its membership, although that seems to be changing because the club let me in, albeit with a warning that next time I would need to have a state ID card. It was the only club I visited to have such a requirement.


Great roundup, Steve, and enjoyable to read as well.

Posted by alapoet on Feb. 02, 2010 @ 3:11 pm

Excellent article. The time has come to end this ridiculous prohibition!

Posted by geofos on Feb. 02, 2010 @ 3:12 pm

Hayward is one of the largest cities in the Bay Area, and on Tuesday 2/16/10 they're going to meet to enact a ban on medical marijuana clinics. They say it's because they're for safety -- how can forcing that trade into the streets and increasing criminal activity and violence be safer? It's almost as if some of the city's elected leaders are being influenced to vote against compassion. URL in header for link to story.

Posted by DanB on Feb. 15, 2010 @ 4:45 pm

So many taboos are being struck down in this society. Not only are the dispensaries still legal and in business, but there's a movement in November (just in California... for now) to vote and legalize the recreational use of marijuana. Incredible. I love this.

Posted by Katie on Apr. 22, 2010 @ 12:25 am

Here's my issue:

I don't have a whole lot and, those perscriptions are, not only, expensive but, I feel, are a
violation of the cannons of my religion (contributing to the pharmaceutical industry is not
[exceedingly] humane).

I tried to get a "compassion" bag from a pot club once (I don't have a whole lot of much) but,
was turned away for not having a medical pot card.

I realize that, those bags, are distributed as a courtesy and, that those clubs are in the busi-
ness of being in business;However, I have to wonder about clubs who advertise those com-
passion bags but, won't give a little to local "folks" who, because of the "economic dispar-
agement" , need a little to help with our stress (it isn't easy being "economically disparaged"
in San Francisco [ask Mayor Newsom]).

This is just "food" for thought.

Posted by DanielW on Jun. 06, 2010 @ 10:58 am

DanielW: You have to be joking? Nothing is free and if you want the same perks as patients then you have to be one, it is a "club" not a soup kitchen!

Posted by Guest on Sep. 07, 2010 @ 2:08 pm

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