And to combat the blues from not getting laid, take a deep breath and find a date. Just don't get the two things confused, and don't put "has small penis" in the personals ad. Many women don't care (and some prefer what you've got to offer) but it just doesn't sound nice. You don't have to marry this date. You don't have to do her. Just prove to yourself that you can go.
And yes, I do know it's not that easy. Neither is getting imaginative and kinky and giving women pleasure, and you used to do all that just fine. I would caution you, though, that thinking of women as something you (used to) "get" may have flown in 2007, but it won't work now, bub. It's a new decade.
See Andrea's other column at carnalnation.com.
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