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THE SEX ISSUE: Our favorite sleazy, easy, and just plain sexy people, places, and things in San Francisco

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Kink.com model jessie Cox takes her knocks at Kink's HQ in the Mission Armory
PHOTO BY PAT MAZZERA


SLUTTIEST SLÜT

Burlesque heroine Baroness Eva Von Slüt knows what she's got, and she's happy to show it to you. The inked, buxom platinum blonde dove into burlesque in 2002, but she's never been afraid of flaunting her dangerous curves onstage. "Whatever the thing is that women have that they hate their bodies, I just don't have it. I don't compare myself to other people because I know I look good." Von Slüt produces her own burlesque shows, plays party-jumping jams with partner DJ Mod Days, and heads up the vocals for no less than two sexy bands — Thee Merry Widows, an all-girl psychobilly explosion of fishnets, red lipstick, and leather dresses, at whose shows Von Slüt will bust out in pasties and sequined panties, and the White Barons, a stripped down, hard-edged punk outfit in which Von Slüt lets her rebel growl loose. So what gets this freight train whistling? Purrs the lady, "Self-confidence and kindness. Also, I am a bit of a cougar, so gentlemen 10 years younger. I'm not opposed to men my age or older, but gosh they're just so sweet when they're young!"

Catch Von Slüt's DJ session on Wednesday, Oct. 13 at Butter, 354 11th St., SF. www.myspace.com/missevavonslut

 

SLUTTIEST FREE-FOR-ALL

There are a lot of gay musclemen at the Folsom Street Fair, and there are a lot of steamy, shirtless gay man-parties surrounding the event (causing quite a few Monday morning tragedies). But what about everyone else? "I was talking to my friends at Kink," says Folsom organizer Demetri Moshoyannis, "and they said that once the fair ended, all the leathermen had a place to go, but everyone at the Kink booth just had to go home. So this year we teamed up with them to change that." The result? A glorious-sounding omnisexual dance party called Deviants that's open to everyone. The acknowledgment that gay muscle men aren't the only ones who can get down and dirty into the wee hours is refreshing. But so is the musical lineup — the Juan Maclean, Zach Moore from Space Cowboys, Australia's Stereogamous — which offers something beyond the carnival circuit-music at many of the other parties. Musclemen are welcome, too, of course, as long as they're willing to shake their chains on the dance floor.

Sun/26, 6 p.m.–2 a.m., $30 advance. 525 Harrison, SF. www.folsomstreetfair.org/deviants

 

SLUTTIEST PIE

It's not too many harems that offer you 40 different ways to satisfy your cravings. But hot, lip-smacking loving can be yours — in three different locations or for delivery, no less! — whenever that urge to do something naughty hits, whether you like it on your lunch hour or for a post-bar dirty stopover. Oh, Pizza Orgasmica, you sure do know what gets us going. The local chain has umpteen big, salacious pies with nookie-themed names for your perusing. And although the Ménage à Trois, with it's cuddle puddle of five salty cheeses, will leave you panting, and the Latin Lover's barbeque sauce, chicken, zucchini, onions, and cilantro make for a meaty, spicy affair, the sluttiest pie award has got to go to the Farmer's Daughter. She looks like a demure little milkmaid (after all, you can find her on the vegetarian menu) — but once her drizzles of creamy bianca cheese hit your tongue, and her fresh corn and broccoli fill your mouth ... it's a tumble in the hay you won't soon forget. Old MacDonald would be scandalized.

Various locations, www.pizzaorgasmica.com

 

Comments

I do except Burning Man!

-marc

Posted by marcos on Sep. 27, 2010 @ 12:28 pm

PLEASE reconsider such a cover in your next sex issue or put an "18 and up" cover over the cover! The Guardian is available on every other city block in newspaper vending boxes that are eye-level with toddlers and small children. Up until today, my six year-old had never heard or read the word "Slut." I suppose he might see it scratched on the door of a public restroom or overhear it on a city street, but seeing on the front page of omnipresent city paper makes it harder to dismiss as a silly or bad word. "If it's so silly or bad, why is the newspaper using it?" Moreover, he now associates women with the term sluts thanks to the nude woman on the cover. TO THE EDITORS OF THE GUARDIAN: CHILDREN LIVE IN THIS CITY. HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THEM AND THEIR PARENTS!!

Posted by Leigh on Sep. 26, 2010 @ 7:57 pm

Especially as the kid dodges the dirty needles left in the street by the junkies, wonders what all of those emaciated women are doing in the doorways in the Tenderloin and what the sad throngs of homeless folks are doing all over Market and Civic Center, let alone the fellows in the Castro with their cheeks hanging out of their chaps, yes?

You wouldn't want to corrupt the child's mind with a "dirty" word after those harmless images, now would you? That's the important thing.

Posted by Guest Johnny Wendell on Sep. 26, 2010 @ 8:47 pm

"If it's so silly or bad, why is the newspaper using it?"
No six year old said that.
And if one had, sorry lady, it's your job to raise your kid.
It is not the responsibility of the rest of society to make itself COMPLETELY child friendly to protect your sensibilities, which, let's face it, were the ones actually offended.
Sex is a part of human existence.
Get over it.

Posted by Guest on Sep. 27, 2010 @ 5:19 pm

Here are some responses to you post above, marc –

You say:

“Women in power does not end sexism just like a black president in power does not end racism.”

We agree on this point.

However, excluding women from power does not end sexism, either.

You say:

“The problem is structures of power-over and how they are abused, not who is driving power-over others.”

The problem is both.

If a group is excluded from the power structure, its needs and rights will be neglected, at best.

You say:

“Patriarchal males don't tend to marry powerful feminist women like Sarah Low Daly…”

Is this the same Sarah Low Daly who moved to Fairfield to get away from her husband?

You say:

“Feminism is the product of women doing the theoretical and practical work of feminism, not of elected bodies, which tend to lag behind on these matters.”

True. But it helps if elected bodies don’t engineer revanchist backslides, as happened in January 2001 with the SF board of supes.

You say:

“My thesis is that if men who would rape had a safe opportunity to get off, through publicly funded prostitution services, that would probably tamp down on their use of sex as power-over women in a violent manner.”

It would help some men. But not those who get their rocks off precisely through committing acts of real violence. Not to mention men who get their rocks off by murdering their sexual partners in the act of sex.

You say:

“the San Francisco Bay Guardian is and has been a bastion of male clubbiness, with the women doing the real work of journalism, Savannah Blackwell, Tali Woodward, Rachel Brahinsky, Sarah Phelan and Rebecca Bowe.”

The women you mention do make contributions. However, the Guardian’s policies and priorities are set by guys. When was the last time The Guardian ran a serious article about male chauvinism in SF politics?

Also, take a look at the ads in The Guardian and the subjects of most articles. The paper is largely aimed at young, single, straight, male stoners and hipsters.

Which is fine. They’re entitled to have a journalist voice just like anybody else.

But what’s progressive about it?

Posted by Arthur Evans on Sep. 27, 2010 @ 8:14 pm

"However, excluding women from power does not end sexism, either."

The presence of women advancing through a patriarchal power structure, if anything, is a function of how well women who see patriarchal power are able to assimilate themselves into the patriarchy. There are rare exceptions.

"If a group is excluded from the power structure, its needs and rights will be neglected, at best."

The control of the power structure over who is able to wield power-over is what neglects needs and rights. It is nearly impossible to use power-over to achieve power-to along with power-with. The only time power-over concedes is when its own reproduction is threatened.

"Is this the same Sarah Low Daly who moved to Fairfield to get away from her husband?"

Are you now clairvoyant? I thought that Daly was to have had sent Sarah away? Their family choices are theirs and theirs alone.

"True. But it helps if elected bodies don’t engineer revanchist backslides, as happened in January 2001 with the SF board of supes."

If anything, government has served the needs of women in need better since 2001 than it had during the female dominated Boards of Supervisors in the 1990s.

"It would help some men. But not those who get their rocks off precisely through committing acts of real violence. Not to mention men who get their rocks off by murdering their sexual partners in the act of sex."

There are always end point extrema that are criminal no matter what, but by the fact that they are at the extremes means that they are not very prevalent at all, indeed rare. But the vast bulk of the bell curve of sexual abuse would be eliminated were such men satisfied through safer means.

"The women you mention do make contributions. However, the Guardian’s policies and priorities are set by guys. When was the last time The Guardian ran a serious article about male chauvinism in SF politics?"

When I used to ask my mom "Why, if there was Mothers Day and Fathers Day, when was Childrens Day?" she would respond "every day is childrens day." So with the SFBG, when the editorial climate is determined by the same men, with their same friends and same political fixations, every day is patriarchy day at the SFBG.

The Guardian is all that we have, and compared to BeyondChron, is a stellar journalistic outlet. We're fucked.

-marc

Posted by marcos on Sep. 28, 2010 @ 10:51 am

In the entire discussion prompted by the Hot Sluts photo, I haven't noticed anyone mentioning the fact that violence implies force. If a man hurts or rapes a woman, or does something to her that she objects to, he is using force. I think that is the issue. However, I don't see how feminism is being set back, or societal violence perpetuated - by a man spanking a woman who likes being spanked (or vice versa). If it's all consensual and everyone is getting what they want, I don't see the problem. To criticize safe, consensual acts performed in private is not progressive, it's Puritanical.

Posted by Shanan O. on Oct. 27, 2010 @ 3:36 pm

Calling a consensual spanking "violence" makes about as much sense as calling consensual borrowing "theft," or calling a boxing match "assault."

You seem to be saying that a certain set of people's sexual preferences are not OK. Spanking might not be sexy to you, but there are many, many people who like to be spanked. I assume you mean well, but it seems to me that when you condemn the celebration of the kind of sex that many women want to have, you're taking an anti-feminist position.

Posted by Guest Noah on Dec. 02, 2010 @ 11:31 pm

reading the phrase 'celibate Jesus lady" made my nuts tingle.

Posted by Guest on Apr. 04, 2011 @ 9:11 pm

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