White men behaving (very) badly - Page 3

Presenting the 2012 Off-Guard awards for the worst of a dismal yaer

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Hell of a year: Santorum's nausea, Mitt's sketchy run, Clint's chair chat, Newt's plans to colonize the moon, and Trump tweets.
GUARDIAN ILLUSTRATION BY DANNY HELLMAN

1. Divine providence rape (Rick Santorum): "The right approach is to accept this horribly created .. gift of life, accept what God is giving to you."

2. Honest Rape (Ron Paul): "If it was an honest rape, that individual should go immediately to the emergency room."

3. Forcible Rape (Paul Ryan): Federal law should prevent abortion except in the case of "forcible rape."

4. Emergency Rape (Linda McMahon): "It was really an issue about a Catholic Church being forced to issue those pills if a person came in with an emergency rape."

5. Legitimate Rape: (Todd Akin): "If it was a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down."

 

CALL IT BIEBER RAGE; IT'S DANGEROUS SHIT

After a Justin Bieber concert, Lindsay Lohan punched a psychic in the face at a New York nightclub, then threw her personal assistant out of the car.

 

YEP, AND IT DOESN'T LOOK ANY BETTER THE SECOND TIME

Romney's campaign manager said that his candidate would change his right-wing positions for the fall campaign: "It's almost like an Etch-A-Sketch. You can kind of shake it up and we start all over again."

 

AND IF HE GOES WITH THEM, IT WILL ALL BE WORTH WHILE

Newt Gingrich proposed sending 13,000 Americans to the Moon and creating a new state there.

 

AND WE ALL WONDER WHY THE MEDIA IS DOING SO SMASHINGLY WELL THESE DAYS

After Gabby Douglas became the first black woman to win the Olympic gold medal in all-around gymnastics, the news media reported on problems with her hair.

 

AND YOUR VIEW OF THE WORLD IS OVER, OVER, OVER, OVER

Justice Antonin Scalia, in defending his argument that sodomy is legally equivalent to murder, told law students at Princeton that the Constitution is not a living document, it's "dead, dead, dead, dead."

 

MAKES YOU WONDER ABOUT THE POOR SOUL WHO CAME IN AT 99

Kim Kardashian fell 90 places, to 98, on AskMen Magazine's list of the worlds 100 most desirable women.

 

SADLY, "GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL" DOESN'T MAKE SUCH A GREAT CAMPAIGN SLOGAN

Herman Cain said his life's philosophy came from a Pokemon song.

 

WE'RE GLAD THAT HIS FAITH HAS GIVEN HIM SUCH AN UPLIFTING ATTITUDE

Romney said he's "not concerned about the very poor."

 

HE WAS PROBABLY SHITFACED, TOO, BUT SINCE HE DOESN'T DRINK HE CAN'T REMEMBER THAT EITHER

Romney said he didn't remember beating up a gay student at his prep school and cutting off his long hair.

 

IT'S A GOOD THING MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL ISN'T LOOKING FOR ANOTHER JOHN MADDEN

A full 78 percent of Americans thought Ryan Seacrest was doing a good job broadcasting from the Olympics, although most of them couldn't figure out what he was actually doing.

 

HE ALSO TOLD US THAT TAX CUTS AND DEREGULATION WOULD IMPROVE THE ECONOMY, SO HE'S GOT A WINNING RECORD HERE

Karl Rove on election night kept insisting the Romney still had a chance to win.

Comments

(which would be very easy to do) then you'd no doubt scream "RACISM"!

Why is this piece any less racist?

Posted by anonymous on Jan. 02, 2013 @ 6:37 pm

Racist troll.

Posted by marcos on Jan. 03, 2013 @ 9:34 am

You're the one trolling here, Marcos, offrring no facts or arguments - just insults.

Posted by Guest on Jan. 03, 2013 @ 9:54 am

Concern troll.

Posted by Guest on Jan. 03, 2013 @ 10:09 am

Racist troll

Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 03, 2013 @ 10:28 am

Now has he? What about Julian Davis?

Posted by Lucretia Snapples on Jan. 02, 2013 @ 6:44 pm

aren't "white", meaning that they get a pass.

Posted by Guest on Jan. 03, 2013 @ 6:45 am

Racist troll.

Posted by marcos on Jan. 03, 2013 @ 9:33 am

Pointing that out is not trolling - it is fighting racism.

Posted by Guest on Jan. 03, 2013 @ 9:53 am

Concern troll.

Posted by Guest on Jan. 03, 2013 @ 10:10 am

Disruptive troll

Posted by Guest on Jan. 03, 2013 @ 10:19 am

Doesn't anyone here have a sense of humor?

Posted by tim on Jan. 03, 2013 @ 9:58 am

list of dumb things that black women had said?

Or is that somehow different? and - I don't know - more racist?

Posted by Guest on Jan. 03, 2013 @ 10:20 am

Concern troll.

Posted by Guest on Jan. 03, 2013 @ 10:31 am

Troll

Posted by Troll on Jan. 03, 2013 @ 1:42 pm

White males behaving badly - the SFBG editorial board and its corporate ownership.

Posted by Guest on Jan. 04, 2013 @ 5:33 am

Speaking of white men behaving badly, this is outrageous. And I'm referring to the men in robes, as much as the rapist.

http://www.mercurynews.com/crime-courts/ci_22311514/california-court-ove...

Posted by Guest on Jan. 04, 2013 @ 3:22 pm
Posted by Guest on Jan. 04, 2013 @ 3:29 pm

All that can be said about S.F. is that it is the home of the FRUITS and NUTS

Posted by Guest on Jan. 09, 2013 @ 1:10 am