Porn, punked?

SEX + MUSIC ISSUE: Want your band to get noticed? Launch a porn site.

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GetShotGirls pairs amateur porn with NorCal rock.

culture@sfbg.com

SEX + MUSIC Girls put out for bands. Thrashing drums and driving bass have been known to leave a babe or two with autographed cleavage, missing panties, and a backstage pass. Sacramento band Get Shot!, the self-proclaimed "sleaziest punk band in the world," decided to reap more than the usual rewards from its crew of exhibitionist groupies, starting a porn site — GetShotGirls.com, of course — that combines its members' greatest loves: naked girls and rock and roll.

The idea isn't exactly radical at its core. Sites like SuicideGirls, God's Girls, and BurningAngel all encourage masturbation to the same platter of "alt" women: tattoos, piercings, short bangs, and thick eyeliner, usually with few diverse options in terms of shape, size, and ethnicity.

But GetShotGirls is a great PR move — visit the site and you get a few girls, plus a lot of Get Shot! And bandleader J.P. Hunter argues GetShotGirls has a fresh perspective: women sans airbrushing paired with hard-to-discover NorCal punk music. He swears there's more to it than horny male rockers capitalizing off willing fans and their own egos. But the proof is in the porn. We called him up to pry for more details.

SFBG: You say rock is too serious today. Is there as much stimulation during your live shows as your site offers?

J.P. Hunter: Yeah, there's stimulation all right. I cum on the crowd during the last song.

SFBG: Wait, what?

JPH: We're not a gimmick band, but during our last song I do end up wearing a four-and-a-half foot long penis that shoots whipped cream. People start licking it off each other and everything. Feels great. Feels really great. I especially like to aim for couples.

SFBG: Sounds like you've got a great thing going onstage. Why move to Web porn?

JPH: I'm capitalizing on having fun. Porn is a fun, interesting industry. I've been doing a lot of research on what's out there and over the years corporate backing has gone up while quality has gone down. But we're all natural, with little-to-no editing. We're committed to keeping girls in natural settings and giving them full creative control. Then we feature unsigned bands in our movies. Soon we'll have a radio station. We've already got music from about 50 bands ready to go. We're not just promoting ourselves, we want to promote all unsigned artists. We want to be just as rock and roll-oriented as we are porn-oriented.

SFBG: So who are the girls on the site?

JPH: Some are friends. We've also put up ads. Started getting girls for band photo shoots and met girls coming to shows. We start a friendship with them, they dance for us, and then we take their pictures. Some do it for their own personal portfolios. Some like the female empowerment, power over men through seduction. And they like us. We're nice and fun to hang out with.

SFBG: Let's be real: Are you doing this to get laid?

JPH: Actually no. I've been in a relationship for a couple years now. My girlfriend, Jilian Haze, does makeup and hair for all the models.

SFBG: You have a new female bass player, Laura Lush. What does she think?

JPH: Laura is a sexually open person. She contacted GetShotGirls about modeling for the site. Shortly after, she saw that we were looking for a bass and ended up being a great fit. She's a tough chick — she broke both her legs at a Death Angel concert. And she's bisexual.

SFBG: What about including some naked boys for the ladies and gay boys who like punk? And how about adding more diversity? So far all your ladies are pretty similar...and white.

Comments

Some fuckin hot ass chicks

Posted by Guest on Sep. 27, 2013 @ 4:01 am

I want to suck the middle one she is so fucking hot i just want to suck her ass all night long she is a fuckin hot ass

Posted by Guest on Sep. 30, 2013 @ 7:16 am

Why the spam filter for a comment with no links or sex words?

Posted by Guest on Sep. 28, 2013 @ 9:43 pm

"SFBG: What about including some naked boys for the ladies and gay boys who like punk? And how about adding more diversity? So far all your ladies are pretty similar...and white."

I'm glad you said that. It reminds me: nearly every time I see an article in the corporate media about gay marriage, what's the picture they show? Two women kissing. 99% of the time that's what they show. It's rarely two guys kissing. I guess they don't want to offend their delicate (i.e. prejudiced/bigoted) audiences by showing two guys kissing. It would seem that the masses apparently can't handle that, the corporate media have decided. It's "safer" to show two women, they think, yet there are far more gay guys than there are lesbians.

Posted by Guest on Sep. 28, 2013 @ 9:48 pm

An observation: This thread/article is refreshing because there's no hate here in the comments. But if this were one of your political articles, I couldn't read the comments (even those comments I agree with).

It would appear that the government-paid trolls who serve as boot cleaners for anything the government and the one-percent do are contracted to only post on politically-related articles. Such as that obnoxious and hateful "anon" and that smug/arrogant/hateful top-poster "Guest" troll who lives in Los Ángeles but pretends to live in the Castro and whose comments have a definite hateful and smug tone to them. You can't miss them! I would presume its' Contract with the government and/or the one-percent requires it to sit at its' computer all day and night waiting for this site to publish an article so it can be the first troll and spew their signature hate and bile in smug style. I guess if you're getting paid by the hour it doesn't matter how long you have to sit around waiting for something to troll-comment on, even though it lies and says it is doing it all "for fun." Some sick idea of "fun." I no longer read comments on the political articles. I just can't take all the hate and troll characteristics and endless dysfunctional waste-of-time arguing. I read what the BG staff write but I don't go any father down the page. I know not to do that now. So it's refreshing and interesting to see that these non-political articles are a troll-free area.

Posted by Guest on Sep. 28, 2013 @ 9:48 pm

You seem far too frail for the internet. No need to leave a "goodbye, cruel world" note. Especially such a long one.

Posted by Chromefields on Sep. 30, 2013 @ 8:35 am

makes another funny!

(which is funny only inside of his own sociopathic tiny mind)

what a surprise...

got any more bumbling witticisms (that you personally consider brilliant) with which to viciously attack others who have done absolutely nothing to you?

Posted by racer x on Sep. 30, 2013 @ 8:56 am

Slow day at the "office"?

Posted by Guest on Sep. 30, 2013 @ 10:23 am

Come on, now, racer, it's almost noon. Time to get out of jammies and into your big-boy clothes. Those Big Macs aren't going to make themselves.

Posted by Chromefields on Sep. 30, 2013 @ 10:54 am

he's just an irksome little problem that i finally want to dedicate a little attention to dealing with

the guy is really a fucking semi-sociopathic asshole and it needs to be highlight with some big flags so that he can be revealed for the complete pseudo-intellectual clown that he is

Posted by racer x on Sep. 30, 2013 @ 11:03 am

So glad you're here, racer. As I told you, I was missing Johnny Angel, but with you here, I've forgotten all about him. You're slacking on the troll barriers, by the way. Come on racer! For once in your life, see something through!

Posted by Chromefields on Sep. 30, 2013 @ 11:22 am

it is the success of those troll barriers, that has given me little time to deal with a puffed up and tiny minded ass like yourself

Posted by racer x on Sep. 30, 2013 @ 11:32 am

It's the same ol' same ol' here as before. They just make the threads longer.

Posted by Guest on Sep. 30, 2013 @ 11:44 am

Thanks for writing this! We fuckin love JP and the band, and working alongside them. I love being apart of getshotgirls and we love reading about our site. :) thanks.

Sincerely,

Victoria of Getshotgirls

Posted by "Victoria" from getshotgirls (middle in the pic) on Sep. 29, 2013 @ 4:52 pm

The have The Neverland Ranch Hands on the GetShotGirls website, best band in the world with huge cocks, I know!!!

Love, Ginger

Posted by Guest on Sep. 29, 2013 @ 6:35 pm

they are some fucking hot ass chicks can i suck them all night i want the middle one

Posted by Guest on Sep. 30, 2013 @ 7:17 am

Like it matters.

Why does SFBG introduce race into everything? What does that achieve apart from making you look racist?

Posted by Guest on Sep. 30, 2013 @ 8:12 am

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