May 29, 2002


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PERSONALS | MOVIE CLOCK | REP CLOCK | SEARCH

Bulletin Board
UCSF's Unity Project Wants You... to stay in touch! Call: 415-597-9141
if you're ENROLLED in the Unity Project and you've moved, changed phones, forgot an appointment time or are not sure if you're enrolled.
We are not taking new callers.

Sperm Bank Needs Donors

All Ethnic Groups. $60 Compensation. (415) 281-0741.

GAYSPERMBANK.COM

DONORS NEEDED to play "Uncle". (510) 523-7737.

Be An Angel & Donate Eggs

Age 21-30, Generous Compensation! FFC 1-800-939-OVUM

***Visual Artist-GET PRO***

Build or expand an active Fine Art Career thru the Taking the Leap program. (510) 653-1655.

THE RIGHT STUFF

Date fellow graduates & faculty of Stanford, UCB, the Ivies, Caltech, Claremont Colleges & a few others. More than 3600 members.
www.rightstuffdating.com THE RIGHT STUFF 1-800-988-5288.

Women of all Races

Be An Egg Donor!
Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at www.SFfertility.com
www.sffertility.com, email: francke@sffertility.com

Credit Report Review

Certified counselors will provide and explain contents of your credit report from all 3 bureaus. CCCS 150 Post St, Fifth Floor, SF.
800-777-PLAN www.cccssf.org

Be Your Own Lawyer

THE MORE YOU DO THE LESS IT COSTS. General Business, Wills, Contracts & Leases, Immigration. Susan Petro, Attorney At Law, (415) 586-3066.

Hawaii $129 O.W.

Mexico/Caribbean $250 RT or packages $800-1600/wk.
www.airtech.com, (212) 219-7000.
www.airtech.com, email: joyest@jeffnet.org
World School of Massage
ADVANCED HEALING ARTS. State certified massage classes. Open House Monday June 3rd, 7-10pm. Call for info. (415) 221-2533. www.worldschoolsf.com

Yoga for Peace

1200 Arguello. 681-2731. www.sivananda.org

NOT A CONDOM

Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection. Couples who join a major, federally funded study will test a diaphragm with either the gel or regular spermicide as birth control for 7 months.

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Call 1-800-300-5767

BANKRUPTCY - CH. 13 & 7

Stop Foreclosures - Tax Levies-Garnishments. Save your home. Wipe out Debts. Very low fees in payments. Free Phone Advice. 32 Years Experience. Patrick McNamara. Attorney (415) 239-4085 / (510) 893-7383.

BANKRUPTCY?

Low $, Free Advice. M. Papuc, Atty. 415-773-1755.

**TATTOO REMOVAL-LASER**

Cosmetic Surgery Center, Union Square, 415-392-3333. Hair removal as well.

INJURED?

Accidents and Discrimination Lawyer. Call (415) 902-5819 (Free Consultation)

Divorce/ Custody Law

B. DelBove Atty. Se Habla Espa–ol, (415) 771-4599, email: briandelbove@yahoo.com

Using Cocaine........?

Need Help?
Have Questions?
Want to Learn More?
USCF is Conducting a Research Study with Individual Treatment and Medication$$$
Reimbursement Provided $$$

Call (415) 514-2964.

BLOW JOBS

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<*C>SF School of Bartending <*J>
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W A N T E D - Egg Donors!

If you're 21-30, N/S, N/D. Then $5,000 + costs. Call Jackie Gorton, Nurse Atty. (415) 455-4626. www.jgorton-rnjd.com, email: jgorton@jgorton-mjd.com

$$$ Make Money $$$

In Voiceover!
Learn how W/ Top SF Casting Director $25 session JULY 15th (415) 956-3878

Smoke Pot-Get Paid - $2,680!

M/F. Legal Study. (415) 995-4901 ConfidentialReport.com

Sex Taking Over Your Life?

Counseling for men w/compulsive sexual behavior. George Collins, M.A, 925-932-0201.

COCAINE DEPENDENT?

Free Treatment Study at the SF VA Medical Center using a new med and counseling.
$$ Reimbursement $$
Non-vets and females also welcome! Call (415) 221-4810 ext. 3134.

Free Teeth Cleaning

UCSF Dental Hygene Graduates Need Board Patients. Call (415) 476-6100, ext. 40300. Leave name and number.

HELP WITH HERPES

If you are HIV negative and have recurrent genital herpes, consider taking part in a clinical trial of an investigational medication which may prevent future outbreaks. Compensation provided. Contact Chris Eden, MD at (415) 759-4126 or ceden@marcusconantmd.com for more information.

LEARN SPANISH NOW!

Come one night weekly or take our WEEKEND one day immersion workshops. Private lessons and custom programs available. www.weekendenespanol.com WEEKEND EN ESPANOL (415) 923-0754

LEARN EMAGIC LOGIC

Drum Loops.Film.Audio 415.751.9196

Car Accident?

FREE REPORT reveals what you need to know BEFORE you settle your case or speak with anyone. Call TOLL FREE 1-800-716-1102 24 hr. Recorded Message.
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GOT EGGS?

Our fertility center needs generous women aged 21-32 to help infertile couples start their families. You must be healthy and responsible. You can meet the couple you help. $5,000 + expenses. Call Woman to Woman Fertility Center at 1-800-314-9996.

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PASS ANY DRUG TEST

Urine, blood, hair follicle or saliva. Toll Free 800-733-4429
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POLICE IMPOUNDS FOR SALE

Cars/Trucks/SUV's FROM $500. For Listings, call Toll-Free (800) 319-3323 x 2788

WRITE A SCREENPLAY

In six weeks. www.sfscreenwriters.com

SAUNA DE-TOX

Drugs, Chemicals, Alcohol, Toxins. (415) 431-0878 www.sacredspace-sf.com

Passion Parties!!

For ladies! See new sensual products in the comfort of your home. Hostess gets free products! Jackie - Independent Consultant (510) 523-3539 or email: passionateproducts@hotmail.com

Creative AND Responsible Hairstylist?

U R 4 us! Call Jessica at (415) 777-1171.

*Immigration Attorney*

Free consultation. Richard Kolomejec (415)433-7205.

IRISH CAR BOMBS

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Discover Surfing!

with the Bay Areas Premiere Surf School. Equipment Included! (415) 868-0264 or www.surfbolinas.com

CAR REPOSSESSED?

GMAC, Ford Motor Credit, Beneficial Finance, etc. Damages may be recoverable I.W. New, Attorney. (415) 567-7595. Collect 92.

Learn How to Find Anyone.

IN THE UNITED STATES. Order your 43 page manual on how to find anyone in the USA. Send $30.00 cash/ check/ money order only to: Palm Beach, Inc. 60-26 69th Ave., Ridgewood NY, 11385. Please allow 1-3 weeks delivery. All Sales Final.
THIS WEEKEND: 10-MINUTE DATING! Enjoy a short conversation "date" with each of 8-10 men or women, confidentially select those you'd like to see again, and be notified about those who feel the same about you! ASIAN-AMERICAN NIGHT (TSK Room), JEEWS MEETING JEWS (MLK Room). Both: Sun., June 2nd, 7pm in SF, $25 by advance reservation. www.MeetingGame.com, (415) 789-7887. "Best Way to Meet Someone"

Diabetes Research Study

If you are diabetic and presently injecting insulin, you may qualify for a research study. You will be compensated. Call (510) 865-1195 ext.150
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Cocaine problems? Crack Problems?

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The Haight Ashbury Free Clinic's Pharmacology Research Team is conducting a study to see if certain medications will help people in their efforts to stop using coke or crack. Participants may receive these medications free of charge, along with individual counseling treatment.

Please call us at 1-888-838-1778

Marriage to U.S. citizens, family visas, work visas, green cards. Immigration Attorney Steven Goodman (415) 596-3685

UCSF ORAL SEX & HIV STUDY

Do you perform oral sex on men? Do you wonder about your risk of being infected with HIV this way? Interested in participating in a UCSF research study? Call 1-877-ORAL-HIV to find out more.
Have you been a successful egg donor?
Can you find it in your heart to help one more couple complete their family? It would mean alot to us if you were tall and like the arts and music! Please call (415) 925-6050. Ref: Dorothy, $5000 plus expenses.

FREE NOVEL PROMO GIVEAWAY

Young Single Woman, by Steve Batten about 23 y.o. girl who gets drunk tries to pick up guys. www.customcraftpublishing.com.

THE MONEY CLINIC

Your Beliefs and Attitudes About Money Impact Your Ability To Earn It and Handle It.

FREE introductory workshop. Not a a wealth building or finacial strategies program. Everthing starts in your mind. Come and learn what you can do to align your beliefs, values, and actions, so that you can get the results you want in life. Workshop leader, Mike Fink has an M.S. in Psychology from Yale University and previously worked in Investment Banking and Management Consulting. Thursday June 6th, 7-9pm, Grand Hyatt Union Square, 345 Stockton Street, San Francisco. For registration call (800) 685-3988. For more information visit www.magicianwithin.com or call (866) U-WITHIN.

** HAIR MODELS NEEDED!**

at DiPietro Todd Salon for Cutting & Color. Call (415) 693-5549

www.badcreditreport.info

Improve Your Credit Reports Now!
Easy "ZZZ" $6,680 Cash! (415) 995-4901.
Have you suffered a

Minor Sports Injury

in the last 72 hours? If so, you may be eligible to test a pain reliever patch at the UCSF Pain Center in S.F. Participants in this 2-week study will be paid up to $150 for coming to our center for 2 visits and completing a telephone survey each day. Call (415) 885-7860 for more information.

Diabetes?

GREAT NEWS! People with diabetes...Medicare pays for diabetes testing supplies. You've seen us on TV. Liberty Medical Supply. Satisfaction Guaranteed! Call toll free: 1-800-301-6497, email: classyad@egyptian.net

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1-877-411-DEBT, (415) 392-9001

DIGITAL VIDEO WORKSHOP

Hands-on training. 7 sessions at Fort Mason, $195. Call for info. SF Video Workshops. Class begins Thurs, May 30th (415) 820-9622 www.moonhoax.com

REPAIR CREDIT PROBLEMS

110% Money-Back Guarantee! (800) 215-3065 or (510) 772-8299
Business Services
Total Marketing Solutions 1/24
Cleaning
OLGA'S CLEANING SERVICES Commercial - Residential Licensed and Insured (#355279) FREE ESTIMATES! 415-716-6721 John 3:16
Computer/Internet
Graphic and Web Design
Specializing in Flash Design Reasonable Rates www.xtramayo.com info@xtramayo.com Ricky, ph: (415) 370-5478
Financial Services
$$CASH$$ Immediate Cash for structured settlements, annuities, notes, accident cases, and insurance payouts. 1-800-794-7310. (CAL*SCAN)
OVER YOUR HEAD in debt??? Credit cards/bills? Cut payments up to 50%. Reduce/eliminate interest maintain/rebuild credit, free evaluation. (800) 556-1548 nonprofit. www.anewhorizon.org (CAL*SCAN)
CASH! We buy seller financed mortgage notes. Are you receiving payments on residential, commercial, real estate? Get Cash Now!!! Refinancing 1st, 2nd, 3rds call: UCI 1-888-266-8890. (CAL*SCAN)
$$CASH$$ - Immediate Cash for structured settlements, annuities, notes and accident cases. 877-NOTES-31 (AAN CAN)
BE DEBT FREE. Low Payments, Reduced Interest. Stop Collector Calls, Stop Late Fees. Non-Profit Christian Agency. Recorded Message 800-714-9764. FAMILY CREDIT COUNSELING www.familycredit.org (AAN CAN)
Legal Services
ESTATE PLANNING FOR GAY COUPLES Wills * Living Trusts Probate Avoidance Domestic Partnership Agreements Shelly S. Feinberg Attorney (415) 421-1893
Efficient Legal Solutions
Solid, understandable legal advice for individuals and businesses in real estate transactions, business law, contract drafting and review, and general civil matters. Your lawyer should be trustworthy, professional, and responsive. Call to schedule an initial consultation. Jeffrey T. Drake, Attorney and Counselor at Law. (415) 837-1045.
Voice Messaging
Abe's Voicemail
$13.50, $11.50, $9.00/mo. Unlimited messages. Local, 800 #s. SF, Marin, Sonoma, East Bay, San Jose. (415) 435-7501 www.abesvoicemail.com.
Community Forum
Community Forum Header. Make An Announcement! *Personal Messages* Community Events $15 for 3 weeks (20 words or less)
Announcements
Be part of the fight against HIV
Join a UCSF clinical trial; Receive close, study-specific HIV monitoring; Get reimbursed $20 for each visit! Call Lori Cohen today at (415) 514-0550 ext. 355 or email: actu@php.ucsf.edu. http://hivinsite.ucsf.edu/InSite
Events
1/8ho
Guardian Alert of the Week. Take Action. Support your local community groups. See our ad in the Classifieds.
Adoption
Scared & Alone?
Not ready to be a mom? Call us for support & confidential adoption info. Many loving, $ecure families ready to devote their lives to your baby. $ assistance. Diane Michelsen Adoption & Surrogacy Office. 800-877-1880. www.lodm.com.
Legal Notices
Advertise Here!
Publish your DBA/ FBN Statement -or- Change of Name for *4 weeks for $100. Fax in your Filed Statement with your phone # to LEGALS: (415) 621-2016. *Rates may vary based on size of ad.
Career Education
BARTENDING. Earn $100-200 daily. 2 Week Class, Our 30th Year, as seen on TV. 1-800-736-1001. www.barschool.com. PROFESSIONAL BARTENDERS SCHOOL.
Bartenders Needed! Learn to Bartend in 2 weeks at SF School of Bartending. Call (415) 362-1116.
Teach English worldwide. Four-week intensive training course in Prague. Guaranteed job in Prague. Internationally recognized Trinity College TESOL Certificate. Course fee, $1250. www.PassportTEFL.com. (AAN CAN)
Instruction
EARN YOUR COLLEGE - Degree quickly! Bachelor's, Master's, Doctorate by correspondence based upon prior education, experience and study course. Free catalog. Cambridge State University (800)964-8316. 24hrs. (CAL*SCAN)
Language Instruction
FRENCH: ENJOY
A fun, personalized 1-on-1 method with French-born tutor. Degreed. Marc (415) 441-2062.

www.

enjoyGerman

.com

(415) 255-1745
Tutoring/Training
Activists Wanted - Receive political training on high-profile Democratic campaigns. Must relocate/possess a vehicle. Housing, stipend and reimbursements for gas/parking. 773-539-3222. (AAN CAN)
Employment Agencies
For 32 years... a bond of trust has prevailed among applicants, companies and Jackson Personnel Agency. As your partner, we can help you save valuable time in your search for employment. More than matching with a great opportunity, we also offer referral bonuses, monthly prizes and drawings and free software tutorials. Our service team is ready to help you make the next move in your career. TEMP/ TEMP TO HIRE - Exp. Teller to $12/hr. Executive Assist. to $19.50/hr. File Clerk to $11/hr. Admin. Assist. to $18/hr. Customer Service to $12/hr. HR Assistant to $15/hr. Receptionist/ Admin. to $14/hr. Accountant to $15/hr. Data Entry to $12/hr. Accounting Clerk to 11/hr. Condo Front Desk to $10.50/hr. DIRECT HIRES - Controller to $90K, Experienced in nonprofit, hands on person. Office Manager to$45K, MS Office, typing, organized and personable. Receptionist/Admin. to $22K. For Pet Hospital in SF, customer service, phones and hospital services. ADMINISTRATIVE, CLERICAL, SECRETARIAL, ACCOUNTING, WORD PROCESSING, ADMINISTRATIVE MANAGEMENT, LEGAL, GRAPHIC DESIGN, SENIOR MANAGEMENT. Jackson Personnel Agency. 717 Market St., Ste. 224, San Francisco, CA 94103. CALL NOW! (415) 546-4500. Start temping tomorrow. Every Thursday is Payday! Fax: 415-546-0926, E-mail: jagency@pacbell.net.
Progressive Opportunities
Let the Peoples' Voices Be Heard! Become a community organizer! Stop talking about social justice and start working for it! Call John (415) 359-9160 www.acorn.org
LOVING CHANGES - Market and present relationship and family seminars. P/T or F/T commission sales, flex hours. Send resumes to 245 Twin Bridge Circle, Pleasant Hill, CA 94523
Alaksa Center for the Environment For summer canvass in Anchorage, AK. Travel and housing provided for qualified applicants. For info, please call (907) 274-3639
Business Opportunities
ADVERTISE - to over 5 million Californians with a statewide classified ad. 180 newspapers. Expand your horizons. FREE information package: (916)288-6010; (916)288-6019. www.cal-scan.com (CAL*SCAN)
ALL CASH CANDY Route. Do you earn $800 in a day? Your own local candy route. Includes 30 machines and candy all for $9,995. 1-800-998-VEND. (CAL*SCAN)
ATTENTION: MOTHERS & OTHERS. Looking for a change? Earn up to $1500+ PT, $7500+FT. Working from any location. Free booklet & full training. 1-877-988-WORK (9675) www.ForAGoodLife.com (CAL*SCAN)
EARN INCOME from anywhere! Your own business! Mail order/Internet. Full training & support. Free information. Call (800)962-1071. (CAL*SCAN)
Medical Billing- $$$$$ Working at home, 90 Day Money-Back Guaranteed! Home-based business, we train, your PC. FREE WEBSITE, 1-800-291-4683 ext790. (AAN CAN)
Are You Tired of 9 to 5? Set your OWN hours! Proven Home Based Business. Excellent $$$$ potential. Free info. SP-HomeBiz.com (AAN CAN)
Modeling / Casting Calls
EXTRAS/ACTORS - Up to $100-$500 a day! All looks needed. We are open 7 days/week to get you working with the stars. Call now! 1-800-260-3949 ext 3025. (AAN CAN)
General Employment
Advertising
Advertise in Careers
Finding qualified recruits at a cost-effective rate is easily done in the Bay Guardian classifieds. Our weekly Careers section offers the best vehicle for your business to target well-educated, career-minded individuals who turn to the Bay Guardian as a resource for the best employment opportunities in the Bay Area. Call to place your ad today: (415) 255-7600.
Place a recruitment ad
To advertise your available positions, call the Bay Guardian classified department at (415) 255-7600. Account Executives are available Monday - Friday from 8:00 a.m. - 6:00 p.m. Fax advertisements to (415) 621-2016 or e-mail to classifieds@sfbg.com. San Francisco Bay Guardian Classifieds, 520 Hampshire, San Francisco, CA 94110.
Activism
CA Peace Action
Human Need Not Corporate Greed! Peace Action is hiring activists to organize to put more money into education and housing, not weapons. California Peace Action is the state's largest peace and social justice organization. FT with full benefits, PT up to $13/hr. Call Kelly or Chris, (510) 849-2272.
activism
Forests Forever
Activists, Organizers & Forest Defenders are needed to join our team and work to save CA's forests, watersheds and wildlife areas. P/T permanent positions available; $10.90/hr plus bonuses. (415) 974-3636, www.forestsforever.org
Activism
Oakland ACORN
Organizers Fight For Justice! Help empower low-income communities through grassroots political action. People of color, bilingual persons encouraged. Call Doug, (510) 436-5690. www.acorn.org.
Real Estate
Real Estate Mgt. Staffing Agency
Seeks experienced Maintenance Technicians, Leasing Agents, and Janitors for various property sites. East Bay (510) 568-2227. Fax: (510) 568-0450.
Security
ABC Security
Supervisors, Security/ Traffic Officers and Dispatchers needed. Apply in person at ABC Security, 1840 Embarcadero, Oakland. Guard Card preferable. Must have transportation, pass drug screening and extensive background check.
Publishing
TICKET TO WRITE
The San Francisco Bay Guardian, the Bay Area's biggest, hippest newsweekly, offers writing internships for aspiring journalists. The Guardian internship is a great way to gain experience, and clips, at one of the nation's foremost alternative papers. The four-month program is unpaid and requires a commitment of two days each week. Log on to www.sfbg.com for more information, or call (415) 255-3100 ext. 545 to have an informational flyer sent to you. Apply today, and be part to the solution.
Home Care
HEALTH FOOD SHOPPING or slow careful cleaning for sensitive disabled Jewish Feminist. 1-3 days. (510) 841-5091.
Activism
Spend Your Nights Saving the Earth!
The California League of Conservation Voters (CCLV) is seeking fundraisers for the twenty-person membership team. Flexible part-time evening hours, excellent pay & benefits in a diverse, casual workplace. ONLY SECONDS FROM BART. Call Rico or Scott @ (510) 271-0900 x 315. Students, seniors & people of color are encouraged to apply. www.ecovote.org
Hair Stylist
Hip, Upscale, SF Salon seeks skilled stylist. Great place to bring or build clientele, and join an artistic, harmonious team. Your positive attitude and reliability R key. Gorgeous salon and wonderful location. Please contact Jessica at (415) 777-1171 or email jessyleigh9797@yahoo.com.
Bartender School
Job placement since 1977. 1-800-933-7804 www.abcbartending.com
Activism
SUMMER JOBS
for the ENVIRONMENT $3,000-$5,000/Summer * Save the Arctic Wildlife Refuge! * Stop Air & Water Pollution! * Make a difference! Join the nation's largest grassroots public interest organization to protect our environment, public health, human rights and democracy. Career opportunities and benefits available. Berkeley Call Dana at (510) 644-3454
Retail
Retail/ Vitamin Store
Sales & Stocking. Sunset Dist. F/T Benefits or P/T. Be Energetic Personable, w/ Retail Exp, Interest in Nutrition. (415) 564-8160. Fax res. (415) 564-3156.
Activism
SUMMER JOBS
for the

ENVIRONMENT

$3000-5000/summer * Stop Air and Water Pollution * Promote Clean Energy * Career Opportunities & Benefits Call Terri at (415) 974-1375

Restaurant/Bar/Club
CULI-SERVICES HIRING
Culinary Professionals, Food Service & Hospitality Staffing. Exec. Chefs, Cooks, Preps, Servers, Cashiers, Managers. SF & Peninsula, toll free, 1-877-904-2854. East Bay, toll free 1-866-206-0717. Fax (415) 431-1580.
Activism
SUMMER JOBS
with the SIERRA CLUB $4,000-$6,000/Summer * Protect California's Forests! * Save California's Rivers! * Work with great people! Work with the Sierra Club on a campaign to protect forests and wildlife. Career opportunities and benefits available. San Francisco Call Alex at (415) 206-1936
Entertainment
T.V. Show (multi-award winning) needs talent. Actors, Dancers, Singers, Musicians, Writers, Editors, Entertainers of ALL kinds. Be seen by millions. (415) 381-4275.
Public Relations
Publicity Coordinator for Good Vibrations
Open Enterprises/Good Vibrations co-op seeks F/T Publicity Coordinator. 1 year publicity, marketing, or pr experience required. Must have non judgmental attitude toward sex, sense of humor, ability to meet deadlines, exc. written, verbal & computer skills, incl. writing, editing and proofreading. Bookkeeping, budgeting, prev. co-op exp. pref. Must be efficient and organized. $16-18/hour, exc. benefits. OE/GV does not discriminate on the basis of race, ethnicity, physical ability, gender, gender identity, sexual orientation. Apply w/resume & application. Do not send resume separately. For job specific app. send letter w/57-cent SASE or come to 938 Howard St. #101, SF, 94013, fax: (415) 974-8989 or goodvibesrecept@hotmail.com. Deadline June 10. NO CALLS PLEASE.
Beauty
Stylist
New salon looking for established stylists. Great SOMA Location. Please call (415) 495-0424 and ask for Debra.
Animal
Petsitters
F/T Perm. Thursday-Monday or Friday-Tuesday plus holidays. SF Only. Own car. Pet cleanup, feeding, medications, walk dogs. Be athletic, clean-cut, detail oriented, not a 9-5 job. $85-$136 per day to start depending on number of client visits. (415) 648-2299.
PROFESSIONAL BACKLINE TECH WANTED - For full-time touring & recording artist w/ own tools, road experience, CADL and the ability maintain & fix gear. 415-865-2170
Instructor
MARTIAL ARTS- Tai Chi Chuan Instructor Advanced. Exp'd or training req'd. Yang style, short form. Inner Research Institute SF, CA. Fax resume to: 415-285-3901
Telemarketing
Be a Voice for the San Francisco Opera
We invite you to join our Sales Team for the exciting 2002/03 season. Great job, good pay. Call (415) 551-6391.
Home Care
PERSONAL ASSISTANT
ATTENDANTS for disabled male activist + Internationalist in Berk. Shift 1): 7am Mon-7am Fri ($2000-$2400/mo) Shift 2): 11am Fri-8pm Sun ($1300/mo). Responsible for personal care, bandages, shopping, cooking, driving, computer/ travel Exp A+. Position req. medical skills, no Exp OK, Will train. non-US citizens encouraged to apply. (510) 549-1266 (510) 997-2412 VM pgr. email: 5109972412@hotmail.com.
General
ASSEMBLY AT HOME- Arts, Crafts, Jewelry. Also electronics, sewing, typing in your spare time. Great pay. No experience. No Fee. Will train. Call 1-800-795-0380 ext. 2 (24/hrs.). (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
DRIVERS: MARTEN TRANSPORT, LTD. OTR drivers needed!! 33 cents per mile with 1 year tractor trailer experience. Class A CDL required. Medical/dental/life insurance. Now Hiring Teams!! Call today 1-800-395-3331. Visit our website www.marten.com (CAL*SCAN)
Sales
SALES COORDINATOR
Seeking a self-starter aggressive salesman to sell membeships in our professional gay men's social organization. At least 4 years sales experience, college education, and creative thinking required. Salary commensurate with experience. Submit resumes to joel@outwithfriends.com. See our website for more information. www.outwithfriends.com
Sales
AVON. Entrepreneur wanted. Must be willing to work whenever you want, be your own boss, and enjoy unlimited earnings. Let's talk. (888)942-4053. (CAL*SCAN)
Janitorial
JANITOR
<*C>Permanent Part-time position available immediately! Morning Job 7am-10am. Mon. through Sat. English speaking. SF Area. Call (415) 441-9695 EURO Bldg. Maint. Co. <*J>
DRIVERS, OWNER OPERATORS. Company with options. 53 foot vans, flatbeds, heavy haul. Benefits, outstanding pay. 3yrs CDL, OTR. Flatbed/Heavy Haul. 1-800-835-9471. Vans, 1-866-313-0478. (CAL*SCAN)
Sales
OVER 28 MILLION customer inquires to date! $5,500....weekly goal potential! If someone did it...so can you! 2-3 confirmed appointments daily! Call Cathrine McFarland 888-543-1788. (CAL*SCAN)
Bartending
BARTENDERS - $300 A Day Potential. Will Train. PT/FT. CALL NOW!! 1-866-291-1884 ext 2027 (AAN CAN)
Design
Design firm seeks interior designer. 2 yrs. exp. Plan, design, furnish int. of residential, commercial, industrial. Utilize talent, training to formulate practical, aesthetic designs in accordance with style and budget preferences of clients. Mail resumes: J. Hettinger Interiors; J. Hettinger Plaza, 200 Hartz Ave., Danville, CA 94526. Att. Jerry.
Retail
Good Vibrations Assistant Store Manager
Open Enterprises/ Good Vibrations co-op seeks Asst. Manager for San Francisco store. Mgmt. exp. include: supervision, cust. serv. required. Must be deadline driven, organized, efficient, with attention to detail, ability to multi-task, exc. written and verbal, computer and data entry skills, leadership skills. Bilingual English/ Spanish a plus. Comfort with sexuality essential. Bookkeeping, inventory, prev. co-op exp. pref. $13-15/hr, exc. benefits. GV/OE does not discriminate on the basis of race, ethnic, phys. ability, gender, gender identity, sexual orientation. Apply with resume and application. Do not send resume separately. For job specific application, send letter with 57 cent SASE or come to 938 Howard St., #101, SF, 94103. Deadline June 17. NO CALLS, PLEASE., email: glennb@goodv.com
Activism
Take Back the House in 2002! Mobilize for victory on high profile Congressional campaigns. Learn campaigning/grassroots organizing from top professionals. Housing/Expense allowance. 773-539-3222. (AAN CAN)
General
Interested in Political Careers? Learn campaigning from professionals. Gain organizing experience on high profile Congressional campaigns through Democratic Campaign Management Program. Housing/Expense Allowance. 888-922-1008. (AAN CAN)
Activism
Mobilize for Victory! Jumpstart your career. Get political experience on key Democratic campaigns. Training from top professionals. Housing/stipend. Minorities/women encouraged to apply. 888-922-1008. (AAN CAN)
Moving/Storage
FASTWAY MOVING CO. Low Rates Guaranteed! Bay Area moving. No job too big or too small. Daily trip to LA, San Diego, Los Vegas and Seattle. (415) 681-8833 or (866) 890-5522. www.fastwaymoving.com PUCT-189446
Trucking/Hauling
2 BIG GUYS
1 Clean Truck. Careful Furn. & Piano Handling Local & World wide BIG or small, 1 Call Does All 24hrs!!! (415) 764-7333.
YOEL'S HAULING
FROM $15/hr. Bay Area's Best Haulers also offer yard, garage cleanup, tree care and dump runs. (415) 282-2023 or page (415) 202-6572. WE RECYCLE.
BEASTS OF BURDEN
Large offices, small studios. Strong, fast, friendly, careful. REFERENCES, LOW RATES. call 415-305-8599.
Hauling CHEAP-QUICK & EASY One Call Haul's it All! yard, construction, roof, etc. Call Frank (415)519-6466
Home Services
Bob & Tom's Windows. Replacement Windows By Milgard, FREE LO-E Glass. Energy efficient vinyl, wood & aluminum. Easy installation, no interior remodeling. Custom built to your exact size. Cuts outside noise and drafts. Guaranteed as long as you own your home. BOB & TOM'S WINDOW CO. Factory Authorized Dealer, AMA Certified Installers, PG&E Certified. VISIT OUR SHOWROOM AT 2636 SAN BRUNO AVENUE, S.F. Serving the Bay Area Since 1979. AFTER YOU RECEIVE YOUR BEST QUOTE - CALL US! SATURDAY BY APPOINTMENT. 415-468-5501, 650-692-4270.
P&M Horizon Electric
Electrical construction. Residential and commercial. Guaranteed quality work! Lic-790026. Call 510-393-1393 or 510-237-5637.
Home Repair Service
Carpentry/ Painting/ Elect/ Plumbing. Ref Avail. Greg (415) 218-2167
Cleaning
Office & House Cleaning Reliable and Responsible Many Years Experience Let me take care of your home Please call for Availability and Appointments (415) 252-8938
Landscaping/Lawn Care
Creations Landscaping
Gardening, pruning, clearing, building, irrigation, installation, hauling, etc. Free estimates. Call (415) 310-4857.
Marketplace
DIRECTV!
DIRECTV mini-satallite dish. 2 receivers $19.99 or 1 receiver FREE with free install. Local channels now available. We beat all advertised prices. New subscribers only. Call for details. 1-800-459-7357. SF
Antiques
Sell your stuff!
Advertise in Marketplace for 3 weeks for only $15! This 20 word ad special will help you unload your car, home, antiques, furniture, collectibles, appliances, or whatever it is you are ready to sell. Offer is good for private party individuals (noncommercial). Call to place your ad (415) 487-2517, fax (416) 621-2016, or e-mail aidan@sfbg.com.
1930's ART DECO CHAIR - Good condition, small and blue w/cushion. Wood carvings on front of each arm. $200 (415) 681-7390
Art
PET PORTRAITS - Send me a photo of your dog or cat and get an 8 x 10" piece of art. Very colorful. $50, mat included. www.fiftydollarmasterpiece.com (510) 625-9453 jacksonthomas@prodigy.net
Art Studio Wanted and Studio mate. San Francisco location preferred. Call Sessah at 415-621-4952.
Computers
INTERNET SECRETS
Learn How To Take Control Of Another Computer over the Internet 1-900-370-4600 Ext. 9949 $2.99/min. Must be 18+ Serv-U (619) 645-8434
Garage/Moving Sale
GIANT BOOK SALE
June 7th & 8th 10am-2pm. CD's, Records, Tapes, Video's. Great Inventory and Low Prices!!! CAFE on Premises. Church of the Incarnation, 1750-29th Ave./ Noriega. (415) 564-2324
Pets
Love to Share
Give a house rabbit a second chance at a good home. Healthy, friendly, spayed/ neutered house rabbits for adoption to loving Indoor homes. Sweet, adorable boys, girls and pairs. Don't buy a rabbit. Adopt and save a life! Contact Marcy at 415-388-2790 or SaveABunny@aol.com. Nonprofit rescue group.
See our new pet of the week in this week's Bay Guardian. Local adoptions are through the SF SPCA
$900 AFRICAN GRAY PARROT - 11 years old, talkative, friendly, healthy, loving bird. Prefers men. Large cage and stand. WC 925-876-0808
Bouvier Female 1yr old trained, needs caring home. Beautiful, Loving. AKC Reg. Call (510) 654-0104.
Misc. Marketplace
LOWEST PRICES EVER on select Steel Arch Buildings, 30x36, 35x90, 40x40. Factory Direct! Ultimate garages/workshops. 1-800-341-7007. www.steelmasterusa.com (CAL*SCAN)
COMPUTER REPAIR TRAINEE Learn to repair computers at our expense and receive salary & benefits. H.S. Grads 17-34. U.S. citizens.1-800-345-6289. (CAL*SCAN)
ARIZONA LAND LIQUIDATION. Near Tucson. Football field sized lots. $0 down/$0 interest, $99/month, 101 payments ($9,995 total). Golf, Nat'l. Parks, great location. Free Information. Money back guarantee. 1-800-682-6103 OP#1. No salesperson. (CAL*SCAN)
Did you take FEN-PHEN/PONDIMIN/REDUX? There is a Real Possibility you are eligible for $250,000 in compensation. Call toll free 1-877-851-9765. (CAL*SCAN)
Home Buyer Services
AAAHH San Diego!
Can't own a home in SF? Move to Sun & Fun! FREE relocation guide to Sunny San Diego, call agts Dana or Perla, 1-800-387-3014.
Homes for Sale, SF
$26,800! Buy a San Francisco foreclosed Home for $26,800
For listing call 1-800-719-3001 Ext. R399
4 bed/'2 bath SF home for $69,000 For listing call (800) 719-3001 ex. R399
Homes for Sale, Other
Wine Country Home
Parklike setting overlooking Alexander Valley. Main house 2200 sq. ft., guest house 576 sq. ft. on 2 acres of usable land. Animal friendly! Pool, hot tub, security gate, majestic oaks. $595K. Call 707-894-2146 or 707-548-5235.
Property for Sale
ARIZONA BEST BARGAIN - 36 acres - $24,900. Borders state land. Beautiful ranch in Williams/Flagstaff area, perfect 6,100' climate. Spectacular mountain views, Affordable financing. Call AZLR 1-877-282-5263. (CAL*SCAN)
Vacation Property
CAMPGROUND/TIMESHARE RESALES America's largest resale clearinghouse. No. 1 for 19 years. Buy * Sell * Rent. World Wide Vacations call 1-800-423-5967. Void where prohibited. (CAL*SCAN)
Shared Housing, SF
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$850 Bernal Heights 2 story/ double room for rent. Hardwood floors, parking, W/D, patio. Available immediately. Call (415) 254-1600.
$715. Richmond. Beautiful spacious sunny flat with yard. 3 bedroom, 2 bath. Partial view, great transportation. (415) 876-0440.
$600 Bernal Heights - Master BR, 2 closets. Mature Stable, Non-Smoker wanted to share mellow 3BR House w/1 other. 1st/last+ $500dep. Utilities included. (Cresent & Ellsworth). Steve (415) 821-9451.
$500 South SF - Room for rent in Condo. Near Colma Bart, Utilities Included. More info: (650) 871-7986.
$750 Mission (24th & Valencia). Bright huge room in flat. Newly refinished hardwood floors. 1/2 block to BART. Susanna (415) 206-1674.
$700 MISSION - 2 rooms, beautiful safe sunny Victorian. Garden, patio, parking, no smoking, drugs, heavy alcohol, pets. Mature female wanted. (415) 647-6374
$750 NOE VALLEY Huge bedroom wall to wall carpet with sliding glass doors out to huge back yard. Clean magnificent space. Table incl. Call 415-282-1811
$1000 EUREKA VALLEY/CASTRO - Sunny upper flat, hardwood floors, 2 bedroom/2 bath, laundry facilities, close to transportation. Share w/female. (415) 282-6461
$850 Portola Prime Location. Unfurnished room. Share Spacious 2Ba house, D/R, L/R, F/P w/ garden, 2 car garage. **12mo. Sublease. (415) 656-1722.
$500+utilities- Noe Valley medium size bedroom, avail June 1st.. Share with 1 man. Washe/Dryers, No pets. No Smokers. Gay preferred. Close to public transportation. Call- (415) 647-1776.
$700+ Noe Valley - Spacious Large 2Br, 1Ba Victorian flat. Great location, transportation, shops, W/ D, deck. Share 43yo Male med. Student, sense of humor, easy going, quiet and considerate. Female preferred, Non-smoker, Cat OK. (415) 282-1265.
$490 Close to USF - 6th Ave/ Balboa St. in the Richmond District. James, (415) 386-3406 or (415) 251-5239.
$820 Twin Peaks Lg Br/ pvt Ba in wonderful spacious house. W/ D garage incl. #1 in SF 800-877-2557 Goto www.EasyRoommate.com
$550 Sunset Share great sunny 2 Br Apt. W/ D Great location A steal! Goto #1 in SF: 800-877-2557 www.EasyRoommate.com
$750 LOWER PACIFIC HEIGHTS room. The available room is small with large walk-in closet. There are two working fireplaces in the flat, hardwood, washer/ dryer. The common living space is very spacious, with plenty of storage. The most available listings, the largest and best service for 20+ years, customized searches with instant delivery, SF and East Bay, ask about our money back guarantee, free preview with photos and limited membership at www.MetroRent.com, (415) 563-7368. List rooms Free!
$640 CASTRO/ EUREKA VALLEY - (Castro at 17th) to share with a 32yo Gay Male and 2 others. (#33842) - We have over 600 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/ Guarantee.
$1000 NORTH BEACH/ TELEGRAPH HILL - (Green Street at Mason) to share with a 24yo Straight Female and 2 others. Features: Hardwood Floors, Dishwasher, 2 Bathrooms, Large kitchen and Great location. (#33844) - We have over 600 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/ Guarantee.
$525 MISSION - (Capp Street at 20th Street) to share with a 34yo Gay Female and 2 others. Flat includes: Deck, Garden, Hardwood Floors, Washer/ Dryer and Fireplace. (#33828) - We have over 600 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/ Guarantee.
$700 HAIGHT - (Haight Street at Masonic) to share with a 25yo Straight Male and 3 others. (#33808) - We have over 600 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/ Guarantee.
$833 MISSION - (Utah Street at 25th) to share with a 37yo Gay Female and 2 others. Yard, Hardwood Floors, Parking, Dishwasher, Washer/ Dryer and Fireplace. (#33817) - We have over 600 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/ Guarantee.
$675 HAYES VALLEY/ LOWER HAIGHT - (Oak at Steiner) to share with a 22yo Straight Female and 2 others. (#33839) - We have over 600 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/ Guarantee.
$530 NOE VALLEY - (29th Street at Church) to share with a 34yo Straight Male and 2 others. Unit features: Deck, Yard, Hardwood Floors, Parking and Washer/ Dryer. Great location in a nice neighborhood. (#33840) - We have over 600 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/ Guarantee.
$625 HAIGHT - (Broderick at Fell) to share with a 37yo Straight Male and 3 others. Yard and Washer/ Dryer. (#33851) - We have over 600 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/ Guarantee.
$733 MISSION - (17th Street at Valencia) to share with a 30yo Straight Female and 2 others. Featuring: Deck, Yard and Hardwood Floors. (#33836) - We have over 600 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/ Guarantee.
$920 TWIN PEAKS - (Parkridge Drive at Burnett) to share with a 36yo Gay Male. Includes: Deck and Parking. (#33864) - We have over 600 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/ Guarantee.
Shared Housing, East Bay
$500+ Sublets & Roommates
www.Sublet.com Short and long term: Owners Direct! 1-877-FOR-RENT. NO Brokers Fee! Furnished and Unfurnished.
$575.00 in Berkeley - Female preferred. Includes: weekly cleaning service, furnished, utilities, free laundry, large sunny bedroom, satellite TV, good bart, bus, parking, large clean upstairs flat shared with two other people. Gary 510-655-0454.
$400 Richmond - Nice clean quiet furnished room with TV, Cable and VCR. Call Mr. B (510) 236-1055.
Shared Housing Wanted
Looking for room by 6/1. $500-$600 rent. San Francisco pref.. Call Chad at 415-824-1976.
Sublets
$850+ Apt's & Sublets
1-2 bedrooms, furnished and unfurnished. All Areas, Browse/ List Free. www.TheSublet.com (201) 265-7900
$450+ Roommate Srvc.
All Areas Browse/ List Free! www.Sublet.com, 1-877-FOR-RENT.
$2000 DOLORES PARK - July thru mid-January. Large well-furnished 2 bed flat. Hardwood floors, fireplace, living/dining rooms, sunny kitchen, washer/dryer/dishwasher, backyard. Includes utilities. First/last months' rent, credit references, security deposit. Garage extra. (415) 863-2282
MARINA-Sublet 6/8 to 6/24. $1200- parking optional. Very charming-fully furnished 1 br apt. w/ beautiful views of GG bridge, sunny & private. 2 blks. from shops, restaurants, water (415) 816-4499 or (415) 816-9399.
Rental Services
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Rental Housing, SF
Attention Artists: Workspace & studios available. Low fee. Rentals free to list. Call ArtHouse (415) 885-1194.
$850+ Apt's & Sublets
1-2 bedrooms, furnished and unfurnished. All Areas, Browse/ List Free. www.Sublet.com, 1-877-FOR-RENT.
$1350 COW PALACE - 1 bedroom, bathroom w/tub, large closet, all new appliances, washer/dryer, fridge, stove, private patio, all utilities paid Tom (415) 468-0857 Please leave message.
$1600 Bernal Heights. Flat - 1 bedroom. 1000 sq.ft. Redone kitchen, hardwood floors, W/D, parking, garden, jacuzzi, decks. (415) 824-9380. Avail. 4/28.
$2900 BERNAL HEIGHTS - HOUSE, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, view, hardwood garage, yard, laundry, quiet, pets negotiable (415) 476-9113
$1200 CASTRO 1 Bedroom. Original details, French doors connect living room to bedroom, bathtub and shower, just 1 block from heart of the Castro, convenient to MUNI, BART, groceries, restaurants, etc; laundry around the corner. The most available listings, the largest and best service for 20+ years, customized searches with instant delivery, INTERIOR PHOTOS and better info, SF and East Bay, free preview with photos and limited membership at www.MetroRent.com, (415) 563-7368. List Vacancies Free!
$2056 COLE VALLEY 2 Bedrooms. This one is a must see! Located in the heart of the City. Minutes by train ride to Union Square and Ball Park, walking distance to Golden Gate Park, Haight Street, USF, UCSF, and Irving Street restaurants. Really fun house with great tenants. Top floor unit with panoramic views spanning from the Marin Headlands to the Transamerica building downtown. Lots of sunlight and very clean. Common garden with fruit and flowering trees. Call or email. The most available listings, the largest and best service for 20+ years, customized searches with instant delivery, INTERIOR PHOTOS and better info, SF and East Bay, free preview with photos and limited membership at www.MetroRent.com, (415) 563-7368. List Vacancies Free!
$900 COLE VALLEY Studio. Very clean, charming building and great neighborhood. The most available listings, the largest and best service for 20+ years, customized searches with instant delivery, INTERIOR PHOTOS and better info, SF and East Bay, free preview with photos and limited membership at www.MetroRent.com, (415) 563-7368. List Vacancies Free!
$2000 MARINA 2 Bedrooms. Hard wood floors refinished and new paint. The most available listings, the largest and best service for 20+ years, customized searches with instant delivery, INTERIOR PHOTOS and better info, SF and East Bay, free preview with photos and limited membership at www.MetroRent.com, (415) 563-7368. List Vacancies Free!
$2350 NOE VALLEY 3 Bedrooms. Apartment has 2 floors above street level. First floor has large Living Room with hardwood floors and fireplace plus Bedroom or dining room. Second floor has 2 additional bedrooms. Parking in driveway, included- no garage available. Deck and laundry. Approx 1275 sq ft. The most available listings, the largest and best service for 20+ years, customized searches with instant delivery, INTERIOR PHOTOS and better info, SF and East Bay, free preview with photos and limited membership at www.MetroRent.com, (415) 563-7368. List Vacancies Free!
$1800 UPPER NOB HILL 2 Bedrooms. Building built in 1910. Sunny. The most available listings, the largest and best service for 20+ years, customized searches with instant delivery, INTERIOR PHOTOS and better info, SF and East Bay, free preview with photos and limited membership at www.MetroRent.com, (415) 563-7368. List Vacancies Free!
$1200 POTRERO HILL - 1 BEDROOM, FENCED YARD, LOWER UNIT, COIN LAUNDRY. You have over 8000 rentals to choose from. We cover the entire Bay Area. Get FREE Sample List With Photos at www.BayRentals.net. Credit Reports Available. Landlords list FREE. #1 Service in the Bay Area. 3027 Fillmore between Union and Filbert. (415) 929-1100.
$1600 WESTWOOD HIGHLANDS - 2 BEDROOMS, GARAGE, FIREPLACE, PET OK. You have over 8000 rentals to choose from. We cover the entire Bay Area. Get FREE Sample List With Photos at www.BayRentals.net. Credit Reports Available. Landlords list FREE. #1 Service in the Bay Area. 3027 Fillmore between Union and Filbert. (415) 929-1100.
$1795 PACIFIC HEIGHTS - 2 BEDROOMS, GARAGE, FIREPLACE, HARDWOOD FLOORS. You have over 8000 rentals to choose from. We cover the entire Bay Area. Get FREE Sample List With Photos at www.BayRentals.net. Credit Reports Available. Landlords list FREE. #1 Service in the Bay Area. 3027 Fillmore between Union and Filbert. (415) 929-1100.
$1850 NOE VALLEY - 2 BEDROOMS, PET OK, STORAGE, HARDWOOD FLOORS. You have over 8000 rentals to choose from. We cover the entire Bay Area. Get FREE Sample List With Photos at www.BayRentals.net. Credit Reports Available. Landlords list FREE. #1 Service in the Bay Area. 3027 Fillmore between Union and Filbert. (415) 929-1100.
$1990 NOE VALLEY - 3 BEDROOM, 2 BATH, WASHER/ DRYER. You have over 8000 rentals to choose from. We cover the entire Bay Area. Get FREE Sample List With Photos at www.BayRentals.net. Credit Reports Available. Landlords list FREE. #1 Service in the Bay Area. 3027 Fillmore between Union and Filbert. (415) 929-1100.
$900 WESTERN ADDITION - Studio. Cat Ok, Garage and Washer/ Dryer. (#68244) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2800 vacancies in San Francisco (More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. Ask about our money-back guarantee!
$995 SOUTH OF MARKET - Studio. Pet friendly studio. (#68236) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2800 vacancies in San Francisco (More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. Ask about our money-back guarantee!
$1095 MARINA/COW HOLLOW - 1 Bedroom. Nice unit in a great neighborhood. One Cat is Ok. (#68268) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2800 vacancies in San Francisco (More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. Ask about our money-back guarantee!
$1100 RICHMOND/ SEACLIFF - 2 Bedroom. Perfect unit for students. Cable is included. (#68323) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2800 vacancies in San Francisco (More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. Ask about our money-back guarantee!
$1295 MISSION - 1 Bedroom. Attractive, bright, spacious unit on a very quiet street featuring: Hardwood Floors, Yard, Some Views and Cat friendly. (#68310) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2800 vacancies in San Francisco (More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. Ask about our money-back guarantee!
$1450 NORTH BEACH/ TELEGRAPH HILL - 1 Bedroom. Close to the Financial District, convenient to shops and restaurants. (#68265) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2800 vacancies in San Francisco (More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. Ask about our money-back guarantee!
$2000 USF - 3 Bedrooms. Close to USF and Cat Ok. (#68249) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2800 vacancies in San Francisco (More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. Ask about our money-back guarantee!
$2000 NOE VALLEY - 2 Bedrooms. Cat Ok, Washer/ Dryer, Hardwood Floors, Deck. (#68377) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2800 vacancies in San Francisco (More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. Ask about our money-back guarantee!
$2400 CASTRO/ EUREKA VALLEY - 3 Bedrooms, 2 Bathrooms. Beautiful apartment Featuring: Parking, Fireplace, Cat Ok, Washer/ Dryer, Hardwood Floors and Deck. (#68141) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2800 vacancies in San Francisco (More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. Ask about our money-back guarantee!
$1675 COLE VALLEY - 2 Bedrooms. Garage, Deck. (#68308) Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2800 vacancies in San Francisco (More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. Ask about our money-back guarantee!
Rental Housing, East Bay
$450 Apt. & Sublet Service
All Areas Browse/ List Free! www.Sublet.com, 1-877-FOR-RENT.
The Bakery Lofts - Emeryville: Open house Sat., Sun. 11am-5pm. Leasing Office open M-F 1am-5pm. 46th & Adeline. Live in a historic landmark converted to 57 live-work lofts. $1195-$3000/mo. High-ceilings, gated parking, balconies, and a courtyard atrium. Pets OK. For more info. call (510) 653-2385. www.madisonparkreit.com
BAKERY LOFTS
$1195-$3000/mo. Emeryville, new just completed Live-Work Loft building. Great location, close to transportation and shopping. No two units exactly alike. Some units have fantastic views. Pets OK. Secure parking area. Be sure to ask about our special move-in special bonus program. Open house Sat & Sun 11am-5pm. Leasing Office open M-F, 1-5pm. Call now at (510) 653-2385. www.madisonparkreit.com.
Rental Housing, Other
ALL AREAS - GreatRoommate.com - Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit: www.Greatroommate.com. (AAN CAN)
$2800 W. San Jose Beautiful 3Br/ 2.5Ba. Vaulted ceilings, Gourmet kitchen, Hardwood floors, 2 Car garage. (408) 313-4241.
Live/Work Space
$450 W. OAKLAND - Non-live in studio space, 480 sq. ft. 18ft ceilings, 12ft walls, north light. (510) 589-5358 or (415) 864-1786
Commercial Rentals
Therapy Office Exchange
Find a therapy/bodywork office or rent out your office. Computerized listings covering the entire Bay Area. Full/Part time. (510) 528-0333.
Musicians Wanted
DRUMMER WANTED. Infl: Can, Talking Heads, Couch, The Meters, Out Hud, Michael Jackson, Trans Am, Yes, Smokey Robinson. www.crimeinchoir.net.
Seeking enthusiastic PERSONAL MNGR/BOOKING AGENT to promote music, book gigs and national exposure for 3 artists and songwriters. Commision plus expenses. Call Clay, 925-680-5623.
Bassist & Lead Vocalist Needed - to regroup original/ cover band. Serious Giging/ Recording Pending. Classic to Modern guitar rock. (650) 878-3906.
FEMALE GUITARIST/BACKUP SINGER WANTED- Alternative originals, punky edge. Gigs/CD. Serious, driven, fun. You: talented, professional, reliable. 510-595-4642, www.ZzoomZzoom.com/grrrl
KEYBOARD PLAYER WANTED - Alternative originals, punky edge. Gigs/CD. Serious, driven, fun. You: talented, professional, reliable. Vocals plus. 510-595-4642, www.ZzoomZzoom.com/grrrl
BLACK SABBATH TRIBUTE BAND, "Sabotage" calling musicians! Have: Dedication! Experience! Showmanship! Transportation! Group commitment! Pool energy and resources. Call quick! 510-847-3764 or thunder@airbridge.net.
Rockabilly band seeks Bassets and Drummer check us out at www.itv-tech.com/shameless/. Call Nick at (510) 665-5943.
Girl Singer Songwriter with original music. Latin based with funky rock flavor. Spanish and English. Looking for drummer, bass and guitarist. Determined to make it. Call 510-889-1487.
GUITARIST WANTED for Alternative/ Pop/ Rock band w/ Studio, Pro Equipment, Gigs, Contacts. Janes Addiction, Radiohead, BRMC. We are 20's, Looks A+. Strong Material. Career-Minded only. NO FLAKES (415) 863-2470.
Aggressive Vocalist wanted by three-piece. Original music, very heavy and aggressive. Melodies and developing hooks important. Please call (415) 255-1574.
Male vocalist with original Soul R&B songs seeks Guitar, Bass and Drums to start band. Female encouraged. Only serious individuals looking to start-up please! (415) 751-1915.
Bassist Drummer & Keyboardist Wanted by Jazz Guitarist. Free to Gig 2x week, Rehearse 1x. Auditions June. Call Sonny (510) 337-9534.
BASSIST SOUGHT - by vocalist/ guitarist and drummer. We have demo and practice space. Influences Nirvana, Misfits, Pink Floyd. Conor (510) 654-6791.
Rookie Bassist, 41 seeks jam/band. Near S.F. Hi-energy Rockfunkblues. Danceable songs/group with vocals. Any age. Experienced in guitar and singing. 650-755-4607.
Funky Drummer Looking for fun P/T band or Musicians Interested in Starting one. Adrian (650) 560-9907 or email Adrian; thethingis@coastside.net.
Bassist & Vocalist/ Guitarist - For Blues & Rockabilly covers & originals. I'm a Vocalist/ Lead Guitarist/ Songwriter. I want to Share Vocals & Build Strong Harmony. Gary (415) 665-2082.
Rehearsal Space
Rehearsal - $15/hour
w/16 ch. PA. Monthly, $250 and up. E. Bay. near BART 510-633-1883.
Soundwave Studios
Monthly rehearsal. music Studios available now in a brand new secure 24 hour facility in Oakland. Many sizes. Call (510) 268-8622 or go to www.soundwavestudios.com
Music Studio
Studio 132. 64 Track All Digital Recording Studio. Close To Bart, Convenient Downtown Location. Call (415) 284-0321 or visit our Web Site: www.studio132.com
Music Services
BASS LESSONS
Patient. All Levels Welcome. Over 25 years experience. Electric & Upright, Funk/ Rock/ Jazz/ Pop etc. Mike. (510) 665-7908.
Musicians
Career assistance is available for working musicians. We can help you with Networking, Gig Referrals, Contracts, Instrument Insurance, Rehearsal Space and much More! The Musicians Union, Local 6 116, 9th St. San Francisco, Ca. 94103 (415) 575-0777. www.afm6.org
ANNIE'S CELLO STUDIO. Lessons for All Ages and Levels. Music for All Occasions. ANNIE YEH, M.M. (415) 674-6754. www.anniescellostudio.com
SING! Blues, Jazz, Rock, Pop, Folk, & More. All Ages/ All Levels. Breathing, Mic Technique, Presence, Power. FREE CONSULTATION, REASONABLE RATES. Pro singer teaching since 1973. (510) 522-3399.
Singing Technique
Expand range, volume, breath. Beautiful singing the natural way. All styles-levels. Free session. Bruno Alving (415) 468-3264.
MUSIC INDUSTRY CONFERENCE
Participate in the music industry networking opportunity of a lifetime!!! The Inside Connection music magazine presents The 2002 Indie Sessions sponsored by Sam Ash, Sennheiser Microphones, and Dean Markley Strings. Panelists include top executives from such labels as Arista, Columbia Epic, plus many others. Limited tickets available. Call (631) 981-8231
GREAT VOICES!!!
ARE MADE NOT BORN. Rapid, vocal development with the Stanley Method. Open throat, free diaphragm, reliable technique. Mark Narins (415) 385-6309.
SINGERS/ SONGWRITERS/ GUITARISTS Record your demo at studio owned by keyboardist. Add percussion, piano, strings, effects, anything you can imagine. Walter Alexander (415) 664-1493.
Guitar Instruction to meet your needs
20 years experience. Individuals, families, couples: all combinations will be considered. Rehearsal space: yours or mine. Please contact Joe at (510) 521-7385 or Email: smoky_joe369@yahoo.com.
Smythe's Accordian Center - New and Vintage Instruments Sales, Service & Sheet Music Hours; Thursday 12-8, Friday - Sunday 12-6 21 Grand Ave @ Broadway Oakland (510) 268-4084
Music Equipment for Sale
Equipment For Sale - Yamaha Keyboard (portable) $75. Shure Microphone $50. If you've called before Please call back: (415) 391-1746.
Certified Massage Therapy
$10 Off First Time Clients. Expert Noe Valley massage therapist offers you Shiatsu, Deep Tissue, Swedish or Tai massage. DYNAMIC Health & Healing. Home or Work, (Pregnancy and Infant Massage Available). Se Habla Espa–ol, Gift Certificates. 415-954-3632
GREAT MASSAGE FOR MEN
~ FULL BODY ~ Swedish - Trager - Deep Tissue Call Jef at (415) 706-1630.
A French Woman's Massage
Gives you strength, serenity, happiness. Dominique (415) 641-1405 www. lifecoachsf.com.
Relax in SF by the Ocean 415.339.8115 Honor Yourself Photos Info and Map, visit home.switchboard.com/cmt
Massage for Men
Swedish Hot Oil/ Deep Tissue - Relax and Let Go!! Adam CMT. (415) 552-6677.
Swedish Oil Massage. Relieves, relaxes & transforms. Float away to Paradise. Call Julia, Asian CMT (510) 387-6639, (415) 309-7511. SF/East Bay In/Out.
Natural Wonder. Face and Body clinic. 2300 Taraval St/33rd Ave. 1/2 hour Therapeutic Massage or Mini-Facial & Salt Glow only $59! 1hour therapeutic massage only $45. Facials, Nails, Waxing also available. 415-661-9888.
Fireside Massage
Unique, unhurried Swedish massage for men. 5 years experience. Pacific Heights. Johnny (415) 505-3060.
San Mateo/Airport
Full body therapeutic massage for men by exp'd CMT. Joe (650) 347-2937.
Maria Martinez Esthetician Skin Care Specialist European Facials Wax Massages Treatment for Men & Women Unity of Nature & Science 2595 Mission St. Suite #307 San Francisco CA 94110 (415)282-1958
Asian Muscle Massage Experience Ecstasy in the hands of a certified professional. Rick CMT. SF In/Out Calls. 415-561-0170. 11 yrs experience.
A L Massage
Therapeutic massage, non-sexual. 12 noon - 10pm daily, by appt. only. $45/hr. (415) 759-6302.
Tantric Massage
Sensual & Erotic Healing through Breath, Touch & Sound. Men & Women Welcome. Call Krishna (858) 382-1609.
Swedish Massage Therapy. Healing and Therapeutic. Outcalls - Hotel/ Home/ Office, fair rates. Athletes Welcome. Helen, CMT. (415) 469-0577.
Exqueeze Me!
Have you ever felt my hands on your body? They bring you the ultimate friendship between your body & your mind. www.integratedbodywork.com Lisa CMT, CHT, MA. (415) 759-0569
Go Ahead. Exhale. Deep tissue. Oil on skin or clothed. Strong, sensitive, nurturing massage for womem and men. David CMT. In/Outcall 9am-10pm. 415-751-9685 or 415-516-0759.
Massage for Women
Specializing in Deep Tissue work. Versed in Eastern & Western Techniques. CMT-10 yrs exp. Ivan (415) 310-6510.
Counseling
ALCOHOL & DRUG
evaluation, couples issues, depression, anxiety. Carolee Brady, MFT #37319. SF. (415) 905-4190. www.creativecounseling.com.
Affordable Psychotherapy
Safe, supportive environment. Experienced post-masters interns. BAPS/Oak Creek Counseling Center. Locations in SF & East Bay. Fees: $25-75. Call 1-888-649-9320. T. Michahelles, M.F.T.#23074, Director.
Relationship Counseling
Therapy focused on intimate relationship issues: current battles/ impasses; history of long-standing relationship problems: trouble forming or staying in relationships; unresolved childhood issues that continue to haunt you. Individual/ couples; Saturday hours. Carol Gould, MFCC (415) 826-5435.
Does It Hurt Inside?
So bad you can't let anyone see? The passage to freedom is here. Julie Armer, MA, LMFT. Gentle, practical individual/ couples therapy. (415) 882-1161 Noe Valley. www.PersonalChange.org
Bay Area Depression & Anxiety Treatment Center. Specialists in Cognitive Therapy for depression & anxiety. Call for free self-test and brochure. (415) 550-1550
OVEREATING?
When you find stuffing feelings & turning to food for comfort stops working...Compassionate & Effective Therapy. Ellen Dekker, MFT (415) 979-6830.
Dating Services
Bay Area Friends Singles is a social group in the San Francisco Bay Area for people who have herpes and are between 18 & 35 years old. Visit http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bafsingles35under
Meeting Gameª Salon
Meet 50 to 100 single professionals, a few at a time, at an evening of short, thought-provoking, group conversations and icebreakers. ALSO: 10-Minute Datingª - Enjoy a short conversation "date" with each of eight to ten single, professional, men or women in your age group, in one night. Events every week in the Bay Area. www.MeetingGame.com, (415) 789-7887 (24 hrs), or (510)525-6207.
Single?
Meet Quality Singles with the Bay Area's Largest Single s Dining and Adventure Club. We have a variety of services that can help you fall in love or just have fun. Let one of our consultants assist you today! Table For Six Total Adventures. SF - (415) 782-0680, Silicon Valley - (650) 934-0800. www.tableforsix.com
Attention: Single Women and Men, 25-55!
Don't leave your love life to chance. Prescreened personal introductions by Marsha Winer, M.A. My clients are classy, professional or entrepeneur types seeking similar for long-term relationships. Matchmaking since 1983 with more than 180 people married. Main office in S.F. Serving entire Bay Area. Introductions by Marsha: (415) 388-0118. "Marsha's genuine interest in helping me find a mate is surpassed only by my mother's!" -- Physician
Your AsianConnection
Asian/ American Dating Service. Combining Traditional Matchmaking With the Ease of the Internet. The only on-line service with a local office. Monthly Singles Parties. Your Asian Connection, Inc. Call (408) 446-1824. www.yourasianconnection.com
Family Services
ADOPTION WORKS!
Sail right through the adoption process with our help! We've assisted birthmothers like yourself--wishing to find a perfect couple to raise & love their newborn. Many $ secure, happy couples waiting for the challenges of parenting. Give us a call for resumes/photos or to meet them! $ assistance. Diane Michelsen Adoption & Surrogacy Law Office. 800-877-1990/www.lodm.com.
Health
MEDICARE PATIENTS USING Inhalers. Albuterol - Atrovent - Combivent - Serevent - Azmacort - Flovent, others. Having difficulty? Breathe easy again. Medicare covered liquid therapy may be available if you qualify. MED-A-SAVE 1-800-224-1919 Ext. CA1202. (CAL*SCAN)
Holistic Bodywork
Integrated Awareness is a healing/teaching modality that offers you a unique and exciting journey into your personal reality. Use Integrated Awareness to heal yourself, to forgive yourself and others, and to awaken understanding of your life purpose. Call Charlie Davis (415) 776-5622 for an appointment. www.inawareness.com
Products
WOLFF TANNING BEDS Affordable - convenient. Tan at home. Payments from $25/mo. Free color catalogue. Call today, 800-842-1305
Psychics
MALE WITCH - Psychic readings. Casting and removal of spells. Contact with spirits. Call 24/7. Tom 1-800-419-3346. Credit/Debit Cards. Get your lover back. (AAN CAN)
Religion/Spirituality
Help the Jewish Community and Use Your Talents. Jewish Volunteer Placement Project - (415) 512-6202. www.jewishfed.org/ localjewishresources
Field's Book Store
Feed your mind, body, and spirit. Soulful and scholarly books from the world's spiritual traditions. New, used, and rare - since 1932. 1419 Polk St. (415) 673-2027 www.fieldsbooks.com
Sexuality
SEX
and Relationship Counseling with a spiritual approach. Who you are sexually is part of your personality. Developing your true sexual self is one of your human rights. * Desire & Arousal * Sexual orientation & identity * Sexual Trauma * Alternative Lifestyles * Tantric Connection. Robin Taylor Ph.D., Certified Sexologist. Burlingame, CA, 1-866-888-8020.
Skin Care
MICRODERMABRASION
Best in SF! First visit $75. Look younger now, call Dr. Moira Casey (415) 250-3151
Spas
SUNshine SPA
Pleasant Hill's Most Pleasing Experience! Hot Tub Rentals with Sauna! Hourly and package rates. Expert Massage Therapists On Site. 1948 Contra Costa Blvd. Pleasant Hill. (925) 685-7822. See ad in front of Guardian for special discounts.
Support Groups
RECOVERY, INC. Self-Help Mental Health. For panic attacks, depression, phobias, other nervous symptoms & fears. Weekly. Free. (510) 482-5808
Used Cars & Trucks
'93 Toyota Tercel, under 10,000 miles! $9000/ obo. (510) 654-2690.
$15,600 MUSTANG - 98 Ford convertible white/tan. 53K miles, loaded, leather, alarm, excellent condition. Original owner. 100K warranty included. (925) 876-0808