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Women of all Races
Be An Egg Donor!
Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking
women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at
www.SFfertility.com
www.sffertility.com, email: francke@sffertility.com |
Credit Report Review
Certified counselors will provide and explain contents of your credit
report from all 3 bureaus. CCCS 150 Post St, Fifth Floor, SF.
800-777-PLAN www.cccssf.org
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Be Your Own Lawyer
THE MORE YOU DO THE LESS IT COSTS. General Business, Wills, Contracts
& Leases, Immigration. Susan Petro, Atty. At Law, (415) 586-3066. |
Yoga for Peace
1200 Arguello. 681-2731. www.sivananda.org |
BANKRUPTCY - CH. 13 & 7
Stop Foreclosures - Tax Levies-Garnishments. Save your home. Wipe out Debts.
Very low fees in payments. Free Phone Advice. 32 Years Experience. Patrick
McNamara. Attorney (415) 239-4085 / (510) 893-7383. |
BANKRUPTCY?
Low $, Free Advice. M. Papuc, Atty. 415-773-1755. |
COOL VOICEMAIL!
Touchtone 7 digits direct to your message. Hold 100 m links to Email/ Cellphone.
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ORDER ON-LINE OR CALL
800.909.8439
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W A N T E D - Egg Donors!
If you're 21-30, N/S, N/D. Then $5,500 + costs. Call Jackie Gorton, Nurse
Atty. (415) 455-4626. www.jgorton-rnjd.com, email: jgorton@jgorton-mjd.com |
$$$ Make Money $$$
In Voiceover!
Learn how W/ Top SF Casting Director $25 session JULY 15th (415) 956-3878 |
PAID VOLUNTEERS
Volunteers wanted for nicotine research studies at UCSF/SFGH. Must be 18-70,
in good physical/mental health & can be a smoker or non-smoker. Pays up
to $250/day. Call 415-476-3555 or visit our website at www.ucsf.edu/smoking |
PASS ANY DRUG TEST
Urine, blood, hair follicle or saliva. Toll Free 800-733-4429
www.ipassedmydrugtest.com
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Sex Taking Over Your Life?
Counseling for men w/compulsive sexual behavior. George Collins, M.A, 925-932-0201. |
BANKRUPTCY-LOW$
M Courson, Esq. 415.487.0100 www.SFlawyer.net www.sflawyer.net,
email: marty@sflawyer.net |
**TATTOO REMOVAL-LASER**
Laser Center, Union Square (415) 392-3333 Hair removal as well. |
Smoke Pot-Get Paid - $2,680!
M/F. Legal Study. (415) 995-4901 SmokePotGetPaid.com. |
HIV +/+ Partners...
Have you both been on HIV meds?
You can get $50 and FREE drug resistance tests in a UCSF study of HIV "re-infection."
Call today: (415) 476-9296 ext.359 Para espa–ol (415) 476-9296 ext.370
jmcconnell@psg.ucsf.edu |
**Event Space For Rent
**Perfect Event Space
Perfect 5,000 sq. ft. space available for your Art shows, Film shooting,
Corporate parties. Includes Full sound system, bar & much more! near California/Van
Ness. Call Joe: (415) 474-6968. |
Car Accident?
FREE REPORT reveals what you need to know BEFORE you settle your case or
speak with anyone. Call TOLL FREE 1-800-716-1102 24 hr. Recorded Message. |
UCSF ORAL SEX & HIV STUDY
Do you perform oral sex on men? Do you wonder about your risk of being infected
with HIV this way? Interested in participating in a UCSF research study?
Call 1-877-ORAL-HIV to find out more. |
GAYSPERMBANK.COM
DONORS NEEDED to play "Uncle". (510) 272-0300. |
Be An Angel & Donate Eggs
Age 21-30, Generous Compensation! FFC 1-800-939-OVUM
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** HAIR MODELS NEEDED!**
at DiPietro Todd Salon for Cutting & Color. Call (415) 693-5549 |
Hawaii $129 O.W.
Mexico/Caribbean $250 RT or packages $800-1600/wk.
www.airtech.com, (212) 219-7000.
www.airtech.com, email: joyest@jeffnet.org |
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Free Freight! No Tax! Toll Free (866) 278-7783 tstoler@pacificfutons.com |
THE RIGHT STUFF
Date fellow graduates & faculty of Stanford, UCB, the Ivies, Caltech, Claremont
Colleges & a few others. More than 4000 members. Join now and save!
www.rightstuffdating.com THE RIGHT STUFF 1-800-988-5288.
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AIKIDO - 16 Intro Classes $75
Begins Sept. 8th. 3435 Cesar Chavez @ Valencia. Penny Sablove, 3rd degree
black belt. (415) 643-8407. www.heartaikido.com. |
*Immigration Attorney*
Free consultation. Richard Kolomejec (415)433-7205. |
Need a CURE?
www.iPerfectHealth.com Has It!
www.iperfecthealth.com |
A R T I S T S
Painters, photographers, sculptors, fine artists! Learn to survive & prosper
with the Taking the Leap program, a business school for artists. Beginners
to advanced. Call today: (510) 653-1655 |
BANKRUPTCY RELIEF
Free consultation. Weekend and evenings. Payment plan. Patrick McMahon (415)
543-9338 |
PENIS ENLAGEMENT PILL!
100% HERBAL GAIN 1"-3" GUARANTEED TOTALLY CONFIDENTIAL ONLY $59.95 CK/MO/CASH/CARDS
LANSING LABORATORIES 422 ELMWOOD #2 LANSING, MI 48917 517-321-9026 24 hrs.
WWW.ANDROENLARGE.COM |
"Safe Sex`Get Paid" Men!
To $1000/wk CASH! * Free "BlackBook" Offer. All Races. Prvt. (415) 267-3977`(510)
464-4650 SafeSexGetPaid.com |
Diabetes Research Study
If you are diabetic and presently injecting insulin, you may qualify
for a research study. You will be compensated. Call (510) 865-1195 ext.150
, email: lwright@farir.com |
Work Injury?
Local work injury victims turn to Free Report, to find out about their rights
and what they need to know if they or someone they care about has been involved
in an on-the-job injury. Call the toll-free 24 hr. recorded message at (800)
572-2306 |
MEN OVER 60 GROUP
Sharing experience and wisdom
Men's group forming at the Integral Counseling Center to discuss life issues.
Call for details (415) 776-3109 |
Diverse Friendship Research Project Seeks Interviews
With 20+ year friends of different races, ethnicity's, nationality, sexual
orientation, income, age's, physical condition or religion. Contact Nicholas
King at 1-800-551-3756. |
WWW.ZOOTSUITSTORE.COM
2366 Mission St. @ 20th SF (415) 824-7729 |
GOT EGGS?
Our fertility center needs generous women aged 21-32 to help infertile couples
start their families. You must be healthy and responsible. You can meet
the couple you help. $5,000 + expenses. Call Woman to Woman Fertility Center
at 1-800-314-9996. |
Have you suffered a
Minor Sports Injury
in the last 72 hours? If so, you may be eligible to test a pain reliever
patch at the UCSF Pain Center in S.F. Participants in this 2-week study
will be paid up to $150 for coming to our center for 2 visits and completing
a telephone survey each day. Call (415) 885-7860 for more information. |
LOSE WEIGHT MAKE MONEY
TAEBO¨ has launched an MD-formulated, ephedra-free diet pill that is guaranteed
to help reduce body-fat? Earn $5,500+ a month! Call (415) 328-5787 capilim@peakzone.com |
| Get To Zero Balances Now! Here's The Way Out, Without A New
Loan and Without Bankruptcy. Reduce Your Monthly Bills By Up To 60%. Everyone
Can Qualify Regardless Of Good Or Bad Credit. You Can Consolidate Credit
Cards, IRS, Student Loans, Store Cards, Etc. One Low Monthly Payment. DEBT
MONSTER CREDIT COUNSELING SERVICES - "A Non-Profit Organization". Call Today
For A FREE Consultation - Se Habla Espa–ol. 877.411.DEBT (3328) www.debtmonster.com |
****DO YOU HAVE ASTHMA ****
Adults with asthma, ages 18-65, both smokers and non- smokers, are needed
to participate in research studies at UCSF. Monetary compensation provided.
Call UCSF AT (415) 502-4849 or email at asthma@itsa.ucsf.edu. |
Bad Credit Report?
Improve Your Credit Now! Don't Delay (888) 252-5535 |
WRITE A SCREENPLAY
In six weeks. Workshop begins 9/10. www.sfscreenwriters.com |
HELP WITH HERPES
If you are an HIV-negative male and have recurrent genital herpes, consider
taking part in a clinical trial of an investigational medication. Compensation
provided. Contact Chris Eden, MD at (415) 255-0744 or chris@marcusconantmd.com
for more information.
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Access a Lawyer $26/mo
Toll Free (866) 226-4LAW
, email: mheiden@prepaidlegal.com |
POLICE IMPOUNDS FOR SALE
Cars/Trucks/SUV's FROM $500. For Listings, call Toll-Free (800) 319-3323
x 2788 |
Affordable IT SwellTek.com
Small biz, non-profits, start-ups. (415) 282-8390, email: matt@swelltek.com |
IRISH CAR BOMBS
Red Death, & 100's of shooters! 1-888-262-5824 Lowest Tuition. www.abcbartending.com |
LEARN SPANISH NOW!
Come one night weekly or take our WEEKEND one day immersion workshops. Private
lessons and custom programs available. www.weekendenespanol.com WEEKEND
EN ESPANOL (415) 923-0754 |
LEARN DIGITAL VIDEO EDITING
Weekend intensive using FInal Cut Pro 3.0 at Ft. Mason, Class date Sept
21 & 22 $295 Call SF Video Workshops (415) 820-9622 or WWW.DVWORKSHOPS.COM |
QUEER YOUTH
***TALKLINE***
Now seeking volunteers. Must be under 24. LGBTIQQ. Call (415) 703-6161
Holly Ext. 36 or Basha Ext. 23. Call by 9/23/02 Back to Top
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Art/Graphic |
QUALITY GRAPHIC DESIGN & PRINTING
We will Custom Design your Logo & Help you Market & Brand your business
through ALL forms of Graphic Media. CALL NOW: 415-846-8182. |
Computer/Internet |
Graphic and Web Design
Specializing in Flash Design Reasonable Rates www.xtramayo.com info@xtramayo.com
Ricky, ph: (415) 812-5478 |
Personal Computer Advisor
Patient, friendly, & easy to understand personal assist. and tutoring. $45/hour
for PC help in your home or office. calvin 415-706-3156 |
Legal Services |
Efficient Legal Solutions
Solid, understandable legal advice for individuals and businesses in real
estate transactions, business law, contract drafting and review, and general
civil matters. Your lawyer should be trustworthy, professional, and responsive.
Call to schedule an initial consultation. Jeffrey T. Drake, Attorney and
Counselor at Law. (415) 837-1045. |
Voice Messaging |
Abe's Voicemail
$13.50, $11.50, $9.00/mo. Unlimited messages. Local, 800 #s. SF, Marin,
Sonoma, East Bay, San Jose. (415) 435-7501 www.abesvoicemail.com. Back to Top |
Community
Forum |
| T.V. Show (multi-award winning) needs talent. Actors, Dancers,
Singers, Musicians, Writers, Editors, Entertainers of ALL kinds. Be seen
by millions. (415) 381-4275. |
Announcements |
| Your Classified Ad printed in more than 100 alternative papers
like this one for just $1,150.00! Reach more than 15 million young, active,
adventurous readers weekly. Go to www.aancan.com or call your local paper
for info. (AAN CAN) |
Personal Messages |
| I freely acknowledge that CHARITY EISENBACH is superior to
me in every way and generally encompasses all that is good. JACK DANIEL |
| RICKY JOHNSON: aka Salah Hudin. You have until August 31st,
2002 to pick up your ladders. |
Adoption |
Scared & Alone?
Not ready to be a mom? Call us for support & confidential adoption info.
Many loving, $ecure families ready to devote their lives to your baby. $
assistance. Diane Michelsen Adoption & Surrogacy Office. 800-877-1880. www.lodm.com. Back to Top |
Career Education |
| BARTENDING. Earn $100-200 daily. 2 Week Class, Our 30th Year,
as seen on TV. 1-800-736-1001. www.barschool.com. PROFESSIONAL BARTENDERS
SCHOOL. |
Instruction |
BUSINESS SCHOOL FOR ARTISTS
Painters, photographers, sculptors, fine artists: learn to survive and prosper
with the Taking the Leap program. Beginners to advanced. Class size limited.
Call today: 510-653-1655 |
Language Instruction |
FRENCH: ENJOY
A fun, personalized 1-on-1 method with French-born tutor. Degreed. Marc
(415) 441-2062. |
Misc. Services |
Fitness School
Become a Fitness Trainer. 500 hr. program. Make $60 per hour in the Bay
Area. 1-800-853-2660 |
BARTENDER FOR HIRE
Private parties, formal events. Beverages for the young and wise. 925-685-2659. |
Career Services |
| ABC Bartending School Nationwide Locations 1-2 week programs.
BARTENDING Owner Tony Sylvester's schools have trained thousands and placed
thousands into JOBS Nationwide since 1977 www.abcbartending.com Call and
compare Lowest Tuition in the Bay Area 1-888-262-5824 Back to Top |
Progressive Opportunities |
| FORESTS FOREVER IS NOW HIRING! Final Plans Set the Stage For
Headwater - The 7500 acre Headwaters Forests Preserve in Humbolt County
has been in the hands of the Federal Bureau of Land Management (BLM) since
the public acquired the land from Pacific Lumber Co. in 1999. BLM has just
released its Draft Management plan detailing how Headwaters Forest will
be managed. Now is the time to collect public comments to: designate the
preserve as a wilderness study area, designate eligible streams as "wild
and scenic rivers", establish access to the preserve, and much more... We're
Hiring PT Phone Canvassers To Help Us Finalize the Headwaters Preserve!
Paid Training/ Vacation/ Sick/ Holiday Pay. $10.90/hr. + Bonuses. Call 415.974.3636
between 9:30am and 12:30pm. www.forestsforever.org. |
| SERVE YOUR COMMUNITY! Join AMERICORPS! Deepen your understanding
of equity and diversity in education. Commit to community development and
social change. Learn effective team building and creative problem solving
skills. Earn: Full Time - Monthly Living Allowance Of $998, Health Benefits,
Child Care, Education Award of $4,725 - Call (510) 992-7894. Part Time -
Monthly Living Allowance Of $404, Loan Deferment, Education Award of $1,175
- Call (510) 992-7889. Positions Available: Literacy Tutor/Mentor, Gardener,
Environmentalist! |
| Let the Peoples' Voices Be Heard! Become a community organizer!
Stop talking about social justice and start working for it! Call John (415)
359-9160 www.acorn.org |
| Work for Peace - Peace Action is hiring activists to help stop
Bush's reckless foreign policy. F/T and P/T positions available! F/T - Guaranteed
salary, Med./ Dental benefits, Paid vacation and personal days, Paid training,
Opportunities for advancement. P/T - Evening hrs., Great for students!,
Paid training, Earn up to $13/hr. FUN, DIVERSE, FEMINIST WORKPLACE. Call
Chris or Kelly, 510.849.2081, www.californiapeaceaction.org |
| SF Women Against Rape New volunteer training. Bilingual/bicultural
especially needed (stipend avail) Women of color, immigrant women, queer
women, transgendered women, elder women, young women differently abled women
and working class/low income women especially needed as volunteers. For
more information on volunteering (hotline, medical advocacy, outreach, and
development/administrative opportunities available ). Our next volunteer
training tentatively starts Jan 29, ands March 19. Call 415-861-2024....x
311 |
Business Opportunities |
BE YOUR OWN BOSS...
Control your hours! Increase income! Full training. FREE info. Call
or visit 888-709-8319 www.Dreamit-Achieveit.com |
| EARN UP TO $1380 WEEKLY! Stuff envelopes at home, F/T
or P/T. No experience required, bonuses available. Call: 408-975-2898. Back to Top |
General
Employment |
Activism
OAKLAND ACORN
Organizers Fight For Justice! Help empower low-income communities through
grassroots political action. People of color, bilingual persons encouraged.
Call Doug, (510) 436-5690. www.acorn.org. |
Publishing
TICKET TO WRITE
The San Francisco Bay Guardian, the Bay Area's biggest, hippest newsweekly,
offers writing internships for aspiring journalists. The Guardian internship
is a great way to gain experience, and clips, at one of the nation's foremost
alternative papers. The four-month program is unpaid and requires a commitment
of two days each week. Log on to www.sfbg.com for more information, or call
(415) 255-3100 ext. 545 to have an informational flyer sent to you. Apply
today, and be part to the solution. |
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