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Credit Report Review
Certified counselors will provide and explain contents of your credit
report from all 3 bureaus. CCCS 150 Post St, Fifth Floor, SF.
800-777-PLAN www.cccssf.org
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Be Your Own Lawyer
THE MORE YOU DO THE LESS IT COSTS.General Business, Wills, Contracts
& Leases, Immigration. Susan Petro, Atty. At Law, (415) 586-3066. |
Yoga for Peace
1200 Arguello. 681-2731. www.sivananda.org |
BANKRUPTCY - CH. 13 & 7
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McNamara. Attorney (415) 239-4085 / (510) 893-7383. |
BANKRUPTCY?
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Sex Taking Over Your Life?
Counseling for men w/compulsive sexual behavior. George Collins, M.A, 925-932-0201. |
Smoke Pot-Get Paid - $2,680!
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HIV +/+ Partners...
Have you both been on HIV meds?
You can get $50 and FREE drug resistance tests in a UCSF study of HIV "re-infection."
Call today: (415) 476-9296 ext.359Para espa–ol (415) 476-9296 ext.370
jmcconnell@psg.ucsf.edu |
**Event Space For Rent
**Perfect Event Space
Perfect 5,000 sq. ft. space available for your Art shows, Film shooting,
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Car Accident?
FREE REPORT reveals what you need to know BEFORE you settle your case or
speak with anyone. Call TOLL FREE 1-800-716-1102 24 hr. Recorded Message. |
UCSF ORAL SEX & HIV STUDY
Do you perform oral sex on men? Do you wonder about your risk of being infected
with HIV this way? Interested in participating in a UCSF research study?
Call 1-877-ORAL-HIV to find out more. |
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*Immigration Attorney*
Free consultation. Richard Kolomejec (415)433-7205. |
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A R T I S T S
Painters, photographers, sculptors, fine artists! Learn to survive & prosper
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to advanced. Call today: (510) 653-1655 |
BANKRUPTCY RELIEF
Free consultation. Weekend and evenings. Payment plan. Patrick McMahon (415)
543-9338 |
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2366 Mission St. @ 20th SF (415) 824-7729 |
GOT EGGS?
Our fertility center needs generous women aged 21-29 to help infertile couples
start their families. You must be healthy and responsible. You can meet
the couple you help. $5,000 + expenses. Call Woman to Woman Fertility Center
at 1-800-314-9996. |
Have you suffered a
Minor Sports Injury
in the last 72 hours? If so, you may be eligible to test a pain reliever
patch at the UCSF Pain Center in S.F. Participants in this 2-week study
will be paid up to $150 for coming to our center for 2 visits and completing
a telephone survey each day. Call (415) 885-7860 for more information. |
Women of all Races
Be An Egg Donor!
Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking
women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at
www.SFfertility.com
www.sffertility.com, email: francke@sffertility.com |
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>****DO YOU HAVE ASTHMA ****
Adults with asthma, ages 18-65, both smokers and non- smokers, are needed
to participate in research studies at UCSF. Monetary compensation provided.
Call UCSF AT (415) 502-4849 or email at asthma@itsa.ucsf.edu. |
BANKRUPTCY-LOW$
M Courson, Esq. 415.487.0100 www.SFlawyer.net www.sflawyer.net,
email: marty@sflawyer.net |
Bad Credit Report?
Improve Your Credit Now!Don't Delay (888) 252-5535 |
HELP WITH HERPES
If you are an HIV-negative male and have recurrent genital herpes, consider
taking part in a clinical trial of an investigational medication. Compensation
provided. Contact Chris Eden, MD at(415) 255-0744 or chris@marcusconantmd.com
for more information.
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Need a New Look?
Let our professional haircutters design one for you at no charge! Call Gerard's
International at (415) 441-1156 |
POLICE IMPOUNDS FOR SALE
Cars/Trucks/SUV's FROM $500. For Listings, call Toll-Free (800) 319-3323
x 2788 |
Affordable IT SwellTek.com
Small biz, non-profits, start-ups. (415) 282-8390, email: matt@swelltek.com |
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Slippery Nipples, Screaming Orgasms and 159 other great cocktails. Get a
sexy new career in 2 weeks at...
SF School of Bartending
Lowest tuition in SF. Job placement assistance incl. Attend an intro class
for FREE! 760 Market St. (Next to the Virgin Megastore).(415) 362-1116
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LEARN SPANISH NOW!
Come one night weekly or take our WEEKEND one day immersion workshops. Private
lessons and custom programs available. Open House 9/21 10am to 1pm For info:
(415) 923-0754 www.weekendenespanol.com WEEKEND EN ESPANOL |
Jewish and Single?
Join J-Date at the Tongue n' Groove!
TWO-HOUR OPEN BAR!
From 6:30pm til 11:30pm September 24th, 2002 See JDate.com for details! |
QUEER YOUTH
***TALKLINE***
Now seeking volunteers. Must be under 24. LGBTIQQ. Call (415) 703-6161
Holly Ext. 36 or Basha Ext. 23. Call by 9/23/02
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MEN OVER 60 GROUP
Sharing experience and wisdom
Men's group forming at the Integral Counseling Center to discuss life issues.
Call for details (415) 776-3109 |
BLOW JOBS #1!
Kahlua, Baileys, Whip Cream - FREE CLASS!1-888-262-5824 Guaranteed Lowest
Tuition.www.abcbartending.com - Job Placement |
Work Injury?
Local work injury victims turn to Free Report, to find out about their rights
and what they need to know if they or someone they care about has been involved
in an on-the-job injury. Call the toll-free 24 hr. recorded message at (800)
572-2306 |
**TATTOO REMOVAL-LASER**
Laser Center @ Union Square (415) 392-3333 Hair removal as well. |
!!!!!!BE BIGGER!!!!!!!
Toll-Free (800) 606-4555 |
*TAROT*withPilar 415.235.1494
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FREE WRITING CLASSES
Journals, Fiction, Memoir, Poetry. CCSF. (510) 848-8234. |
Diabetes Research Study
If you are diabetic and presently injecting insulin, you may qualify
for a research study. You will be compensated. Call (510) 865-1195 ext.150
, email: lwright@farir.com |
AIKIDO - 16 Intro Classes $75
Ongoing enrollment. (415) 643-8407. www.heartaikido.com. |
DIGITAL VIDEO WORKSHOP
Hands-on training. 7 sessions at Fort Mason, $195. Call for info. SF Video
Workshops. Class begins Thurs, Sept 26th (415) 820-9622 orWWW.DVWORKSHOPS.COM
www.moonhoax.com |
The Gospel According To Gary
The absolute truth in four (relevant) volumesThe one book guaranteed to
make you smarter!http://Geocities.com/lexanderthefourth/index.html |
*D e b t - F R E E !*
Without bankruptcy or a loan. Reduce bills up to 60%. Consolidate credit
cards, IRS, student loan.
1-877-411-DEBT, (415) 392-9001
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CHRONIC SCALP RINGWORM (TINEA CAPITIS)???
Researchers in the Department of Dermatology, UCSF, are conducting a clinical
research study using a research medication for ringworm on the scalp (tinea
capitis) in children. Children in generally good health with infected areas
on the scalp are needed. Children must be between 3 and 12 years old. If
your child may qualify and you want more information, call (415) 476-7122,
Dermatology Research, UCSF. |
** HAIR MODELS NEEDED!**
at DiPietro Todd Salon for Cutting & Color. Call (415) 693-5549 |
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IN THE UNITED STATES. Order your 43 page manual on how to find anyone in
the USA. Send $30.00 cash/ check/ money order only to: Palm Beach, Inc.
60-26 69th Ave., Ridgewood NY, 11385. Please allow 1-3 weeks delivery. All
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Hawaii $185 O.W.
Mexico/Caribbean $300 RT or packages $800-1600/wk.www.airtech.com, (212)
219-7000. www.airtech.com, email:
joyest@jeffnet.org |
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50+ MATURE WOMEN paloaltopal@yahoo.com |
CONCERNED ABOUT HEART DISEASE?
UCSF is conducting studies to learn more about genetics and individual response
to drug treatments for hypertension and high cholesterol.We are seeking
African American and Caucasian men and women age 18+
For more information call (415) 206-5461 or 206-8164
Lab results and $100 compensation given upon completion of study |
Paying too much for Health Care?
Only see the Doctor Once or twice per year? Great Value! Same Day Insurance.
I can help! Carlos 415-398-3478 www.accessbenefitsgroup.com, email: carlos@accessbenefitsgroup.com |
Binary Brothers I.T. Solutions
Efficient, reliable, patient. Integration, repair and consultingAsk for
David (415) 440-9306 , email: melnick@california.com |
The Hauler
Interior demolition & rubbish removal (415) 760-4785 rubbishremoval@yahoo.com
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Art/Graphic |
QUALITY GRAPHIC DESIGN & PRINTING
We will Custom Design your Logo & Help you Market & Brand your business
through ALL forms of Graphic Media. CALL NOW: 415-846-8182. |
Computer/Internet |
Graphic and Web Design
<*C>Specializing in Flash DesignReasonable Rateswww.xtramayo.com
info@xtramayo.comRicky, ph: (415) 812-5478<*J> |
Personal ComputerAssistance
Installation, upgrades, troubleshooting, instruction. $45/hr for help in
your home/office. Calvin (415) 706-3156
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Financial Services |
| BANKRUPTCY? Good credit? Bad credit? No credit? No problem?
(866)201-6922 for free financial advice!! (CAL*SCAN) |
| $$CASH$$ Immediate Cash for structured settlements,
annuities, notes, accident cases, and insurance payouts. 1-800-794-7310.
(CAL*SCAN) |
| IMMEDIATE CASH!!! US Pension Funding pays cash now for
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estimate. www.uspensionfunding.com (CAL*SCAN) |
| NEED A LOAN? Try Debt Consolidation! Cut payments to 50%!!
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| $$CASH$$ - Immediate Cash for structured settlements,
annuities, notes and accident cases.1-877-NOTES-31 (AAN CAN) |
| BE DEBT FREE. Low Payments, Reduced Interest. Stop Collector
Calls, Stop Late Fees. Non-ProfitChristian Agency. Recorded Message 800-714-9764.
FAMILY CREDIT COUNSELING www.familycredit.org (AAN CAN)
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Legal Services |
Efficient Legal Solutions
Solid, understandable legal advice for individuals and businesses in real
estate transactions, business law, contract drafting and review, and general
civil matters. Your lawyer should be trustworthy, professional, and responsive.
Call to schedule an initial consultation. Jeffrey T. Drake, Attorney and
Counselor at Law. (415) 837-1045. |
Voice Messaging |
Abe's Voicemail
$13.50, $11.50, $9.00/mo. Unlimited messages. Local, 800 #s. SF, Marin,
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Lost and Found |
| LOST GREEN BAG off of car's roof in between Mission, 17th and
18th past castro Extremely important papers REWARD Tom (415)482-8888 |
Events |
| What? A Wonderful, unique evening of Poetry by RM Rilke
with music and dance. When? Saturday night, sept. 21 @ 7:30 P.M. Who?
Presented by Regula Keller with special guests Joanna Macy and Anita Barrows
(translators of Rilk's book of hours). Where? Hillside Community Church
@ 1422 Navellier St (at Patrero) El Cerrito (call 510-235-3646 for directions).
How much? $10 donation at the door. Info: Regula Keller 415-488-8811. |
| MADCAT- Women's International Film Festival 6th Annual,
September 6-29 at Artist Television Access, El Rio, SF Art Institute, and
the Pacific Film Archive in Berkeley. www.somaglow.com/madcat/ or www.somaglow.com/madcat
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| RED UMBRELLAS- Slow Art Exhibitions and Concerts at
Union Square:September 7 San Francisco JazzSeptember 14 San Francisco
SymphonySeptember 21 San Francisco Gay MenÕs ChorusSeptember 28 San Francisco
OperaInfo: www.redumbrellas.com |
| RESFEST- Annual digital film festival September 18-22
at The Palace Of Fine Arts. Info: www.resfest.com |
| NEW WAVE CITY- 10 Year Anniversary. September 20th
at 550 Barneveld featuring Djs Shindog and Skip. Info: www.newwavecity.com
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| ARTOPIA- (Artist Guild Of San Francisco) October 5th
MUSIC at Union Square featuring The Nigerian Brothers, The Danny Nguyen
Dancers and Amor Indio. Info: www.artistguildsf.com |
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