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UCSF's Unity Project Wants You... to stay in touch! Call: 415-597-9141
if you're ENROLLED in the Unity Project and you've moved, changed phones,
forgot an appointment time or are not sure if you're enrolled.
We are not taking new callers.
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Credit Report Review
Certified counselors will provide and explain contents of your credit
report from all 3 bureaus. CCCS 150 Post St, Fifth Floor, SF.
800-777-PLAN www.cccssf.org
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Be Your Own Lawyer
THE MORE YOU DO THE LESS IT COSTS. General Business, Wills, Contracts
& Leases, Immigration. Susan Petro, Atty. At Law, (415) 586-3066. |
Yoga for Peace
1200 Arguello. 681-2731. www.sivananda.org |
BANKRUPTCY - CH. 13 & 7
Stop Foreclosures - Tax Levies-Garnishments. Save your home. Wipe out Debts.
Very low fees in payments. Free Phone Advice. 32 Years Experience. Patrick
McNamara. Attorney (415) 239-4085 / (510) 893-7383. |
BANKRUPTCY?
Low $, Free Advice. M. Papuc, Atty. 415-773-1755. |
*D e b t - F R E E !*
Without bankruptcy or a loan. Reduce bills up to 60%. Consolidate credit
cards, IRS, student loan.
1-877-411-DEBT, (415) 392-9001
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| Be part of the fight against HIV. If you are HIV positive -
Join a UCSF clinical trial; Receive close, study-specific HIV monitoring;
Get reimbursed $20 for each visit! Current studies include: Testosterone
Gel, Treatment without Protease Inhibitors, Starting or Changing HIV Medications,
Structured Treatment Interruptions, CMV Disease, Vaccine, IL-2 and Treatment
Interruptions, Memory and or thinking problems related to HIV. For details,
Please contact the ACTG study line at 415-514-0550 ext. 358 or actu@php.ucsf.edu |
W A N T E D - Egg Donors!
If you're 21-30, N/S, N/D. Then $5,500 + costs. Call Jackie Gorton, Nurse
Atty. (415) 455-4626. www.jgorton-rnjd.com, email: jgorton@jgorton-mjd.com |
$$$ Make Money $$$
In Voiceover!
Learn how W/ Top SF Casting Director $25 session JULY 15th (415) 956-3878 |
PASS ANY DRUG TEST
Urine, blood, hair follicle or saliva. Toll Free 800-733-4429
www.ipassedmydrugtest.com
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Sex Taking Over Your Life?
Counseling for men w/compulsive sexual behavior. George Collins, M.A, 925-932-0201. |
**Event Space For Rent
**Perfect Event Space
Perfect 5,000 sq. ft. space available for your Art shows, Film shooting,
Corporate parties. Includes Full sound system, bar & much more! near California/Van
Ness. Call Joe: (415) 474-6968. |
Car Accident?
FREE REPORT reveals what you need to know BEFORE you settle your case or
speak with anyone. Call TOLL FREE 1-800-716-1102 24 hr. Recorded Message. |
GAYSPERMBANK.COM
DONORS NEEDED to play "Uncle". (510) 523-7737. |
Be An Angel & Donate Eggs
Age 21-30, Generous Compensation! FFC 1-800-939-OVUM
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Date fellow graduates & faculty of Stanford, UCB, the Ivies, Caltech, Claremont
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*Immigration Attorney*
Free consultation. Richard Kolomejec (415)433-7205. |
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A R T I S T S
Painters, photographers, sculptors, fine artists! Learn to survive & prosper
with the Taking the Leap program, a business school for artists. Beginners
to advanced. Call today: (510) 653-1655 |
BANKRUPTCY RELIEF
Free consultation. Weekend and evenings. Payment plan. Patrick McMahon (415)
543-9338 |
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2366 Mission St. @ 20th SF (415) 824-7729 |
GOT EGGS?
Our fertility center needs generous women aged 21-29 to help infertile couples
start their families. You must be healthy and responsible. You can meet
the couple you help. $5,000 + expenses. Call Woman to Woman Fertility Center
at 1-800-314-9996. |
Women of all Races
Be An Egg Donor!
Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking
women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at
www.SFfertility.com
www.sffertility.com, email: francke@sffertility.com |
LOSE WEIGHT MAKE MONEY
TAEBO¨ has launched an MD-formulated, ephedra-free diet pill that is guaranteed
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BANKRUPTCY-LOW$
M Courson, Esq. 415.487.0100 www.SFlawyer.net www.sflawyer.net,
email: marty@sflawyer.net |
BOTOX SPECIAL
Special $199/area (415) 990-0913 S.Word RN/T.Svensson MD CA LIC. #G80502 |
POLICE IMPOUNDS FOR SALE
Cars/Trucks/SUV's FROM $500. For Listings, call Toll-Free (800) 319-3323
x 2788 |
Affordable IT SwellTek.com
Small biz, non-profits, start-ups. (415) 282-8390, email: matt@swelltek.com |
BLOW JOBS,
Slippery Nipples, Screaming Orgasms and 159 other great cocktails. Get a
sexy new career in 2 weeks at...
<*C>SF School of Bartending <*J>
Lowest tuition in SF. Job placement assistance incl. Attend an intro class
for FREE! 760 Market St. (Next to the Virgin Megastore).(415) 362-1116
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LEARN SPANISH NOW!
Come one night weekly or take our WEEKEND one day immersion workshops. Private
lessons and custom programs available. Open House 9/21 10am to 1pm For info:
(415) 923-0754 www.weekendenespanol.com WEEKEND EN ESPANOL |
QUEER YOUTH
***TALKLINE***
Now seeking volunteers. Must be under 24. LGBTIQQ. Call (415) 703-6161
Holly Ext. 36 or Basha Ext. 23. Call by 9/23/02
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MEN OVER 60 GROUP
Sharing experience and wisdom
Men's group forming at the Integral Counseling Center to discuss life issues.
Call for details (415) 776-3109 |
BLOW JOBS #1!
Kahlua, Baileys, Whip Cream - FREE CLASS! 1-888-262-5824 Guaranteed Lowest
Tuition. www.abcbartending.com - Job Placement |
Work Injury?
Local work injury victims turn to Free Report, to find out about their rights
and what they need to know if they or someone they care about has been involved
in an on-the-job injury. Call the toll-free 24 hr. recorded message at (800)
572-2306 |
**TATTOO REMOVAL-LASER**
Laser Center @ Union Square (415) 392-3333 Hair removal as well. |
Have you suffered a
Minor Sports Injury
in the last 72 hours? If so, you may be eligible to test a pain reliever
patch at the UCSF Pain Center in S.F. Participants in this 2-week study
will be paid up to $150 for coming to our center for 2 visits and completing
a telephone survey each day. Call (415) 885-7860 for more information. |
FREE WRITING CLASSES
Journals, Fiction, Memoir, Poetry. CCSF. (510) 848-8234. |
Diabetes Research Study
If you are diabetic and presently injecting insulin, you may qualify
for a research study. You will be compensated. Call (510) 865-1195 ext.150
, email: lwright@farir.com |
AIKIDO - 16 Intro Classes $75
Ongoing enrollment. (415) 643-8407. www.heartaikido.com. |
DIGITAL VIDEO WORKSHOP
Hands-on training. 7 sessions at Fort Mason, $195. Call for info. SF Video
Workshops. Class begins Thurs, Sept 26th (415) 820-9622 or WWW.DVWORKSHOPS.COM
www.moonhoax.com |
The Gospel According To Gary
The absolute truth in four (relevant) volumes THE ONE BOOK GUARANTEED TO
MAKE YOU SMARTER! http://Geocities.com/lexanderthefourth/index.html |
*D e b t - F R E E !*
Without bankruptcy or a loan. Reduce bills up to 60%. Consolidate credit
cards, IRS, student loan.
1-877-411-DEBT, (415) 392-9001
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CHRONIC SCALP RINGWORM (TINEA CAPITIS)???
Researchers in the Department of Dermatology, UCSF, are conducting a clinical
research study using a research medication for ringworm on the scalp (tinea
capitis) in children. Children in generally good health with infected areas
on the scalp are needed. Children must be between 3 and 12 years old. If
your child may qualify and you want more information, call (415) 476-7122,
Dermatology Research, UCSF. |
** HAIR MODELS NEEDED!**
at DiPietro Todd Salon for Cutting & Color. Call (415) 693-5549 |
Learn How to Find Anyone.
IN THE UNITED STATES. Order your 43 page manual on how to find anyone in
the USA. Send $30.00 cash/ check/ money order only to: Palm Beach, Inc.
60-26 69th Ave., Ridgewood NY, 11385. Please allow 1-3 weeks delivery. All
Sales Final. |
Hawaii $185 O.W.
Mexico/Caribbean $300 RT or packages $800-1600/wk. www.airtech.com, (212)
219-7000. www.airtech.com, email:
joyest@jeffnet.org |
Only Need BASIC Health Care?
Between Jobs? Traveling? $6Mill Insurance from $28/mo. Same Day Available!
Carlos 415-398-3478 www.accessbenefitsgroup.com , email: carlos@accessbenefitsgroup.com |
Binary Brothers I.T. Solutions
Efficient, reliable, patient. Integration, repair and consulting Ask for
David (415) 440-9306 , email: melnick@california.com |
| HEALTHY WOMEN NEEDED Doctors seeking women between the ages
of 16 and 23 to join a research study of an investigational vaccine to see
if it can prevent HPV infection-a virus that can lead to genital warts and
cervical cancer. Study volunteers will be compensated $700 for their participation.
Call Quest Research 415-353-0800 |
!!!!!!MAKE IT BIGGER!!!!!!!
Toll-Free (800) 606-4555 |
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Free Freight! No Tax! Toll Free (866) 278-7783 tstoler@pacificfutons.com |
Need a New Look?
Let our professional haircutters design one for you at no charge! Call Gerard's
International at (415) 441-1156 |
Smoke Pot-Get Paid - $2,680!
M/F. Legal Study. (415) 995-4901 SmokePotGetPaid.com.
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Art/Graphic |
QUALITY GRAPHIC DESIGN & PRINTING
We will Custom Design your Logo & Help you Market & Brand your business
through ALL forms of Graphic Media. CALL NOW: 415-846-8182. |
| Femina Potens:Female Focused Art. poetry workshop, open mic,
after school arts 415-824-1986 www.feminapotens.com Make Your Voice Heard!
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Computer/Internet |
Graphic and Web Design
<*C>Specializing in Flash Design Reasonable Rates www.xtramayo.com
info@xtramayo.com Ricky, ph: (415) 812-5478 <*J> |
Personal Computer Assistance
Installation, upgrades, troubleshooting, instruction. $45/hr for help in
your home/office. Calvin (415) 706-3156 |
Financial Services |
| $$CASH$$ - Immediate Cash for structured settlements,
annuities, notes and accident cases. 1-877-NOTES-31 (AAN CAN) |
| BE DEBT FREE. Low Payments, Reduced Interest. Stop Collector
Calls, Stop Late Fees. Non-Profit Christian Agency. Recorded Message 800-714-9764.
FAMILY CREDIT COUNSELING www.familycredit.org (AAN CAN) |
| BANKRUPTCY? Good credit? Bad credit? No credit? No problem?
(866)201-6922 for free financial advice!! (CAL*SCAN) |
| $$CASH$$ Immediate Cash for structured settlements, annuities,
real estate notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases, and insurance
payouts. (800)794-7310. (CAL*SCAN) |
| CREDIT PROBLEMS? We can help! Rates as low as 6.99% (APR. 7.577%)
New Century Mortgage Corporation at 800-953-2865. Subject to credit approval.
Equal Housing Lender. Depending on the loan program you apply and qualify
for your actual loan rate may differ. CRMLA Licensee. (CAL*SCAN) |
| HOME LOANS: 6.25 fixed no points. No income verification. 100%
financing. Credit problems OK. Wave Crest Financial Group: 800-928-3021.
(CADRE #01326024) APR 6.34 on $200,000. (CAL*SCAN) |
| NEED A LOAN? Try debt consolidation! Cut payments up to 50%!!
Bad credit OK. No application fees!! 1-800-863-9006 ext. 949. www.help-pay-bills.com
(CAL*SCAN) |
| WE PAY 100%. Are you receiving payments on a Mortgage, contract
or note? We buy Residential, Commercial, R.E. notes. No fees, FAST CASH!
UCI @ 1-888-266-8890. (CAL*SCAN)
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Legal Services |
Efficient Legal Solutions
Solid, understandable legal advice for individuals and businesses in real
estate transactions, business law, contract drafting and review, and general
civil matters. Your lawyer should be trustworthy, professional, and responsive.
Call to schedule an initial consultation. Jeffrey T. Drake, Attorney and
Counselor at Law. (415) 837-1045. |
Voice Messaging |
Abe's Voicemail
$13.50, $11.50, $9.00/mo. Unlimited messages. Local, 800 #s. SF, Marin,
Sonoma, East Bay, San Jose. (415) 435-7501 www.abesvoicemail.com.
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Announcements |
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COUNTER CULTURE
Documentary of the year www.burnman.com See it for yourself. |
Lost and Found |
| LOST GREEN BAG off of car's roof in between Mission, 17th and
18th past castro Extremely important papers REWARD Tom (415)482-8888 |
Events |
Coastal Cleanup
Saturday, Sept. 21, help clean our beaches and shorelines on California
Coastal Cleanup Day, sponsored by the California Coastal Commission and
part of an international effort. Volunteers can contribute at more than
400 locations in California, including inland waterways. 9 a.m.Ðnoon. Call
1-800-COAST-4U or go to www.coast4U.org for locations and other information. |
| What? A Wonderful, unique evening of Poetry by RM Rilke
with music and dance. When? Saturday night, sept. 21 @ 7:30 P.M. Who?
Presented by Regula Keller with special guests Joanna Macy and Anita Barrows
(translators of Rilk's book of hours). Where? Hillside Community Church
@ 1422 Navellier St (at Patrero) El Cerrito (call 510-235-3646 for directions).
How much? $10 donation at the door. Info: Regula Keller 415-488-8811. |
| MADCAT- Women's International Film Festival 6th Annual,
September 6-29 at Artist Television Access, El Rio, SF Art Institute, and
the Pacific Film Archive in Berkeley. www.somaglow.com/madcat/ or www.somaglow.com/madcat
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| RED UMBRELLAS- Slow Art Exhibitions and Concerts at
Union Square: September 7 San Francisco Jazz September 14 San Francisco
Symphony September 21 San Francisco Gay MenÕs Chorus September 28 San Francisco
Opera Info: www.redumbrellas.com |
| RESFEST- Annual digital film festival September 18-22
at The Palace Of Fine Arts. Info: www.resfest.com |
| NEW WAVE CITY- 10 Year Anniversary. September 20th
at 550 Barneveld featuring Djs Shindog and Skip. Info: www.newwavecity.com
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| ARTOPIA- (Artist Guild Of San Francisco) October 5th
MUSIC at Union Square featuring The Nigerian Brothers, The Danny Nguyen
Dancers and Amor Indio. Info: www.artistguildsf.com |
| GRAPES ALOUD- (A public reading of John SteinbeckÕs
novel). October 5th at 1pm Location: SF Main LibraryÕs Koret Auditorium |
| DIRTBOMBS/ DETROIT COBRAS/ KO & THE KNOCKOUTS- Detroit garage
soul October 8 at 8pm Location: BimboÕs 365 Club, Info: www.ticketweb.com
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