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Credit Report Review
Certified counselors will provide and explain contents of your
credit report from all 3 bureaus. CCCS 150 Post St, Fifth Floor,
SF.
800-777-PLAN www.cccssf.org
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Be Your Own Lawyer
THE MORE YOU DO THE LESS IT COSTS. General Business, Wills,
Contracts & Leases, Immigration. Susan Petro, Atty. At Law, (415)
586-3066. |
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Sex Taking Over Your Life?
Counseling for men w/compulsive sexual behavior. George Collins,
M.A, 925-932-0201. |
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Car Accident?
FREE REPORT reveals what you need to know BEFORE you settle your
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being infected with HIV this way? Interested in participating in
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(415) 543-9338 |
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GOT EGGS?
Our fertility center needs generous women aged 21-29 to help infertile
couples start their families. You must be healthy and responsible.
You can meet the couple you help. $5,000 + expenses. Call Woman
to Woman Fertility Center at 1-800-314-9996.
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Women of all Races
Be An Egg Donor!
Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy,
non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request
info online at www.SFfertility.com
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francke@sffertility.com |
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email: marty@sflawyer.net |
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LEARN SPANISH NOW!
Come one night weekly or take our WEEKEND one day immersion workshops.
Private lessons and custom programs available. For info: (415) 923-0754
www.weekendenespanol.com WEEKEND EN ESPANOL |
MEN OVER 60 GROUP
Sharing experience and wisdom
Men's group forming at the Integral Counseling Center to discuss
life issues. Call for details (415) 776-3109 |
Work Injury?
Local work injury victims turn to Free Report, to find out about
their rights and what they need to know if they or someone they
care about has been involved in an on-the-job injury. Call the toll-free
24 hr. recorded message at (800) 572-2306 |
**TATTOO REMOVAL-LASER**
Laser Center @ Union Square (415) 392-3333 Hair removal as well. |
Have you suffered a
Minor Sports Injury
in the last 72 hours? If so, you may be eligible to test a pain
reliever patch at the UCSF Pain Center in S.F. Participants in this
2-week study will be paid up to $150 for coming to our center for
2 visits and completing a telephone survey each day. Call (415)
885-7860 for more information. |
FREE WRITING CLASSES
Journals, Fiction, Memoir, Poetry. CCSF. (510) 848-8234. |
Diabetes Research Study
If you are diabetic and presently injecting insulin, you may
qualify for a research study. You will be compensated. Call (510)
865-1195 ext.150
, email: lwright@farir.com |
AIKIDO - 16 Intro Classes $75
(415) 821-9924. www.heartaikido.com. |
The Gospel According To Gary
The absolute truth in four (relevant) volumes THE ONE BOOK GUARANTEED
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(212) 219-7000. www.airtech.com,
email: joyest@jeffnet.org |
CONCERNED ABOUT HEART DISEASE?
UCSF is conducting studies to learn more about genetics and
individual response to drug treatments for hypertension and high
cholesterol. We are seeking African American and Caucasian men
and women age 18+
For more information call (415) 206-5461 or 206-8164
Lab results and $150-$250 compensation given upon completion
of study
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Need Health Insurance?!
Between Jobs? Self-Employed? Family? Low Cost! From $28/mo. Same
Day Available! I can help you. Carlos@accessbenefitsgroup.com. (415)
398-3478. , email: carlos@accessbenefitsgroup.com |
| HEALTHY WOMEN NEEDED Doctors seeking women between
the ages of 16 and 23 to join a research study of an investigational
vaccine to see if it can prevent HPV infection-a virus that can
lead to genital warts and cervical cancer. Study volunteers will
be compensated $700 for their participation. Call Quest Research
415-353-0800 |
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HELP WITH HERPES
If you are an HIV-negative male and have recurrent genital herpes,
consider taking part in a clinical trial of an investigational
medication. Compensation provided. Contact Chris Eden, MD at (415)
255-0744 or chris@marcusconantmd.com for more information.
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Design, programming, and implementation for reasonable rates. Best
of Bay winner 2001. Call Scott for a free quote (415) 643-6633 scott@planetscott.com
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SAT PREP COURSES $38
Math & Verbal Courses. SATscholar.com 415-395-9912 |
REAL BOXING!
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Linux for Small-Biz
www.SwellTek.com ph. 415-282-3890, email: matt@swelltek.com |
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delivery. All Sales Final. |
POLICE IMPOUNDS FOR SALE
Cars/Trucks/SUV's FROM $500. For Listings, call Toll-Free (800)
319-3323 x 2788 |
$ GET PAID FOR YOUR OPINIONS $
Are you a woman interested in or currently takingÉ Hormone Replacement
Therapy (HRT) or Estrogen Replacement Therapy (ERT) products? If
so, we are looking for women like you to participate in a 2-hour
group discussion on Saturday, September 27th. If you qualify and
participate, you will be paid $100 for your time. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED
OR KNOW SOMEONE WHO MAY BE, PLEASE CONTACT US OR HAVE THEM CONTACT
US AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. CALL (415) 984-0400. ASK FOR THE "WOMEN'S
HEALTH" STUDY. |
General Services |
| INVENTORS- Product Ideas Wanted! Have your product
developed by our research and development firm and professionally
presented to manufacturers. Patent assistance available. Free Information:
1-800-544-3327 (AAN CAN) |
Computer/Internet |
Graphic and Web Design
<*C>Specializing in Flash Design Reasonable Rates www.xtramayo.com
info@xtramayo.com Ricky, ph: (415) 812-5478 <*J> |
Personal Computer Assistance
Installation, upgrades, troubleshooting, instruction. $45/hr for
help in your home/office. Calvin (415) 706-3156 |
Financial Services |
| NEED A LOAN? Try Debt Consolidation! Cut payments
to 50%!! Bad Credit OK. NO Application Fees!! 1-800-863-9006 Ext.
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and insurance payouts. 877-NOTES-31 (AAN CAN) |
| BE DEBT FREE- Low Payments, Reduced Interest.
Stop Collector Calls, Stop Late Fees. Non-Profit Christian Agency.
Recorded Message 800-714-9764. FAMILY CREDIT COUNSELING www.familycredit.org
(AAN CAN)
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Legal Services |
Efficient Legal Solutions
Solid, understandable legal advice for individuals and businesses
in real estate transactions, business law, contract drafting and
review, and general civil matters. Your lawyer should be trustworthy,
professional, and responsive. Call to schedule an initial consultation.
Jeffrey T. Drake, Attorney and Counselor at Law. (415) 837-1045. |
Voice Messaging |
Abe's Voicemail
$13.50, $11.50, $9.00/mo. Unlimited messages. Local, 800 #s. SF,
Marin, Sonoma, East Bay, San Jose. (415) 435-7501 www.abesvoicemail.com. |
Announcements |
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Events |
| MADCAT- Women's International Film Festival
6th Annual, September 6-29 at Artist Television Access, El Rio,
SF Art Institute, and the Pacific Film Archive in Berkeley. www.somaglow.com/madcat/
or www.somaglow.com/madcat |
| RED UMBRELLAS- Slow Art Exhibitions and Concerts
at Union Square: September 7 San Francisco Jazz September 14 San
Francisco Symphony September 21 San Francisco Gay MenÕs Chorus September
28 San Francisco Opera Info: www.redumbrellas.com |
| RESFEST- Annual digital film festival September
18-22 at The Palace Of Fine Arts. Info: www.resfest.com |
| NEW WAVE CITY- 10 Year Anniversary. September
20th at 550 Barneveld featuring Djs Shindog and Skip. Info: www.newwavecity.com
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| ARTOPIA- (Artist Guild Of San Francisco) October
5th MUSIC at Union Square featuring The Nigerian Brothers, The Danny
Nguyen Dancers and Amor Indio. Info: www.artistguildsf.com |
| GRAPES ALOUD- (A public reading of John SteinbeckÕs
novel). October 5th at 1pm Location: SF Main LibraryÕs Koret Auditorium |
| DIRTBOMBS/ DETROIT COBRAS/ KO & THE KNOCKOUTS- Detroit
garage soul October 8 at 8pm Location: BimboÕs 365 Club, Info: www.ticketweb.com
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| RUSSIAN RIVER MASSACRE 2002- October 25-27th
at FifeÕs and Club Fab in Guerneville, CA Info: www.peacheschrist.com
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| FILM ARTS- 18th Annual Film Arts Festival Of
Independent Cinema November 13-17 at Brava Theatre, Castro Theatre
in San Francisco, plus the Wheeler Auditorium at UC Berkeley. Info:
www.filmarts.org |
| The Oakland Metropolitan Chamber of Commerce-
urges you to take time out of your day on Wednesday, Sep. 11
and attend at least one of these local events: The Port of Oakland-
will hold an interfaith remembrance ceremony from 12:30 to 1:30
p.m. at Jack London Square. Port official and local clerics will
speak. At the conclusion, visitors may place flowers in a Sept.
11 memorial area. The Necklace of Lights at Lake Merritt-
will be lit in red, white and blue at 8:30 p.m. (dusk) |
| Femina Potens:Female Focused Art. poetry workshop,
open mic, after school arts 415-824-1986 www.feminapotens.com Make
Your Voice Heard! |
Personal
Messages |
INNOCENT MAN
Seeks female friend/activist who understands the flaws in the criminal
justice system. I'm 47 years old, black, 6'4", fair skin, green
eyes and very athletic. Your physical traits race and age are unimportant.
Write to: William Clark, PO Box K-80703, San Quentin, CA 94974 |
Adoption |
Scared & Alone?
Not ready to be a mom? Call us for support & confidential adoption
info. Many loving, $ecure families ready to devote their lives to
your baby. $ assistance. Diane Michelsen Adoption & Surrogacy Office.
800-877-1880. www.lodm.com.
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of Name for *4 weeks for $100. Fax in your Filed Statement
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