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UCSF's Unity Project Wants You... to stay in touch! Call: 415-597-9141
if you're ENROLLED in the Unity Project and you've moved, changed
phones, forgot an appointment time or are not sure if you're enrolled.
We are not taking new callers.
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Credit Report Review
Certified counselors will provide and explain contents of your
credit report from all 3 bureaus. CCCS 150 Post St, Fifth Floor,
SF.
800-777-PLAN www.cccssf.org
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Be Your Own Lawyer
THE MORE YOU DO THE LESS IT COSTS. General Business, Wills,
Contracts & Leases, Immigration. Susan Petro, Atty. At Law, (415)
586-3066. |
Yoga for Peace
1200 Arguello. 681-2731. www.sivananda.org |
BANKRUPTCY - CH. 13 & 7
Low Fees; 32 years experience
Patrick McNamara, Attorney (415) 239-4085 (510) 893-7383 www.McN4BKLAW.com
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BANKRUPTCY?
Low $, Free Advice. M. Papuc, Atty. 415-773-1755. |
| Be part of the fight against HIV. If you are HIV positive
- Join a UCSF clinical trial; Receive close, study-specific HIV
monitoring; Get reimbursed $20 for each visit! Current studies include:
Testosterone Gel, Treatment without Protease Inhibitors, Starting
or Changing HIV Medications, Structured Treatment Interruptions,
CMV Disease, Vaccine, IL-2 and Treatment Interruptions, Memory and
or thinking problems related to HIV. For details, Please contact
the ACTG study line at 415-514-0550 ext. 358 or actu@php.ucsf.edu |
$$$ Make Money $$$
In Voiceover!
Learn how W/ Top SF Casting Director $25 session NOV. 3rd (415)
956-3878 |
PASS ANY DRUG TEST
Urine, blood, hair follicle or saliva. Toll Free 800-733-4429
www.ipassedmydrugtest.com
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**Event Space For Rent
**Perfect Event Space
Perfect 5,000 sq. ft. space available for your Art shows, Film shooting,
Corporate parties. Includes Full sound system, bar & much more!
near California/Van Ness. Call Joe: (415) 474-6968. |
Car Accident?
FREE REPORT reveals what you need to know BEFORE you settle your
case or speak with anyone. Call TOLL FREE 1-800-716-1102 24 hr.
Recorded Message. |
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DONORS NEEDED to play "Uncle". (510) 523-7737. |
Be An Angel & Donate Eggs
Age 21-30, Generous Compensation! FFC 1-800-939-OVUM
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*Immigration Attorney*
Free consultation. Richard Kolomejec (415)433-7205.
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Feeling Sick?
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A R T I S T S
Painters, photographers, sculptors, fine artists! Learn to survive
& prosper with the Taking the Leap program, a business school for
artists. Beginners to advanced. Call today: (510) 653-1655 |
BANKRUPTCY RELIEF
Free consultation. Weekend and evenings. Payment plan. Patrick McMahon
(415) 543-9338 |
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2366 Mission St. @ 20th SF (415) 824-7729 |
GOT EGGS?
Our fertility center needs generous women aged 21-29 to help infertile
couples start their families. You must be healthy and responsible.
You can meet the couple you help. $5,000 + expenses. Call Woman
to Woman Fertility Center at 1-800-314-9996. |
Women of all Races
Be An Egg Donor!
Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy,
non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request
info online at www.SFfertility.com
www.sffertility.com, email:
francke@sffertility.com |
Sex Taking Over Your Life?
Counseling for men w/compulsive sexual behavior. George Collins,
M.A, 925-932-0201. |
BANKRUPTCY-LOW$
M Courson, Esq. 415.487.0100 www.SFlawyer.net www.sflawyer.net,
email: marty@sflawyer.net |
BOTOX SPECIAL
Special $199/area (415) 990-0913 S.Word RN/T.Svensson MD CA LIC.
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Get a sexy new career in 2 weeks at...
<*C>SF School of Bartending <*J>
Lowest tuition in SF. Job placement assistance incl. Attend an intro
class for FREE! 760 Market St. (Next to the Virgin Megastore).(415)
362-1116
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LEARN SPANISH NOW!
Come one night weekly or take our WEEKEND one day immersion workshops.
Private lessons and custom programs available. For info: (415) 923-0754
www.weekendenespanol.com WEEKEND EN ESPANOL |
Work Injury?
Local work injury victims turn to Free Report, to find out about
their rights and what they need to know if they or someone they
care about has been involved in an on-the-job injury. Call the toll-free
24 hr. recorded message at (800) 572-2306 |
**TATTOO REMOVAL-LASER**
Laser Center @ Union Square (415) 392-3333 Hair removal as well. |
Have you suffered a
Minor Sports Injury
in the last 72 hours? If so, you may be eligible to test a pain
reliever patch at the UCSF Pain Center in S.F. Participants in this
2-week study will be paid up to $150 for coming to our center for
2 visits and completing a telephone survey each day. Call (415)
885-7860 for more information. |
AIKIDO - 16 Intro Classes $75
(415) 643-8407. www.heartaikido.com. |
The Gospel According To Gary
The absolute truth in four (relevant) volumes THE ONE BOOK GUARANTEED
TO MAKE YOU SMARTER! http://Geocities.com/lexanderthefourth/index.html
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CHRONIC SCALP RINGWORM (TINEA CAPITIS)???
Researchers in the Department of Dermatology, UCSF, are conducting
a clinical research study using a research medication for ringworm
on the scalp (tinea capitis) in children. Children in generally
good health with infected areas on the scalp are needed. Children
must be between 3 and 12 years old. If your child may qualify and
you want more information, call (415) 476-7122, Dermatology Research,
UCSF. |
** HAIR MODELS NEEDED!**
at DiPietro Todd Salon for Cutting & Color. Call (415) 693-5549 |
Hawaii $185 O.W.
Mexico/Caribbean $300 RT or packages $800-1600/wk. www.airtech.com,
(212) 219-7000. www.airtech.com,
email: joyest@jeffnet.org |
Need Health Insurance?!
Between Jobs? Self-Employed? Family? Low Cost! From $28/mo. Same
Day Available! I can help you. Carlos@accessbenefitsgroup.com. (415)
398-3478. , email: carlos@accessbenefitsgroup.com |
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Free Freight! No Tax! Toll Free (866) 278-7783 tstoler@pacificfutons.com |
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M/F. Legal Study. (415) 995-4901 SmokePotGetPaid.com. |
OVER 200 DRINKS!
Irish Car Bombs, Red Death & Others! $40 off! Mention this ad! 1-888-262-5824.
Lowest Tuition. www.abcbartending.com - Job Placement
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HELP WITH HERPES
If you are an HIV-negative male and have recurrent genital herpes,
consider taking part in a clinical trial of an investigational
medication. Compensation provided. Contact Chris Eden, MD at (415)
255-0744 or chris@marcusconantmd.com for more information.
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Linux for Small-Biz
www.SwellTek.com ph. 415-282-3890, email: matt@swelltek.com |
POLICE IMPOUNDS FOR SALE
Cars/Trucks/SUV's FROM $500. For Listings, call Toll-Free (800)
319-3323 x 2788
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REAL BOXING!
MEN + WOMEN FULL & NON. CONTACT ROB 1-877-904-2581 |
YOUTHFUL IMMUNE SYSTEM
Infinite, life changing, all natrual, biotech discovery. Toll free
info recorded announcement 1-866-244-3542. |
"It's not the strong that
survive but the PREPARED!" Earn your black belt in fun and practical
self-defense in less than 2 years. 510-525-1272 or www.inikte.com |
SINGLE WOMEN OVER 50
Now forming a research oriented educational/support group for women
looking for a new relationship. Learn the 8 qualities of women over
50 who do find love again! No Fee! Call Charlotte Prozan, L.C.S.W.
(415) 387-6434 or cprozan@pacbell.net. |
W A N T E D - Egg Donors!
If you're 21-30, N/S, N/D. Then $5,500 + costs. Call Jackie Gorton,
Nurse Atty. (415) 455-4626. www.jgorton-rnjd.com, email:
jgorton@jgorton-mjd.com |
General Services |
| INVENTORS- Product Ideas Wanted! Have your product
developed by our research and development firm and professionally
presented to manufacturers. Patent assistance available. Free Information:
1-800-544-3327 (AAN CAN) |
Computer/Internet |
Graphic and Web Design
<*C>Specializing in Flash Design Reasonable Rates www.xtramayo.com
info@xtramayo.com Ricky, ph: (415) 812-5478 <*J> |
Personal Computer Assistance
Installation, upgrades, troubleshooting, instruction. $45/hr for
help in your home/office. Calvin (415) 706-3156 |
Financial Services |
| $$CASH$$ Immediate Cash for structured settlements,
annuities, real estate notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases,
and insurance payouts. (800)794-7310. (CAL*SCAN) |
| CREDIT PROBLEMS? We can help! Rates as low as 6.99%
(APR. 7.577%) New Century Mortgage Corporation at 800-953-2865.
Subject to credit approval. Equal Housing Lender. Depending on the
loan program you apply and qualify for your actual loan rate may
differ. CRMLA Licensee. (CAL*SCAN) |
| GET OUT OF Debt Free! Stop collection calls, reduce
payments up to 50%, lower interest. Nonprofit, licensed, bonded.
Call toll-free 1-866-866-9514. www.amerix.com (CAL*SCAN) |
| IMMEDIATE CASH!!! US Pension Funding pays cash now
for 8 years of your future pension payments. Call 800-586-1325 for
a FREE, no-obligation estimate. www.uspensionfunding.com (CAL*SCAN)
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| NEED A LOAN? Try debt consolidation! Cut payments up
to 50%!! Bad credit OK. No application fees!! 1-800-863-9006 ext.
949. www.help-pay-bills.com (CAL*SCAN) |
| TOO MANY BILLS? Fed up? Want to start up a business
or buy your own home? Call (866)859-8414. (CAL*SCAN) |
| NEED A LOAN? Try Debt Consolidation! Cut payments
to 50%!! Bad Credit OK. NO Application Fees!! 1-800-863-9006 Ext.
838 www.help-pay-bills.com (AAN CAN) |
| $$CASH$$- Immediate Cash for structured settlements,
annuities, real estate notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases
and insurance payouts. 877-NOTES-31 (AAN CAN) |
| BE DEBT FREE- Low Payments, Reduced Interest.
Stop Collector Calls, Stop Late Fees. Non-Profit Christian Agency.
Recorded Message 800-714-9764. FAMILY CREDIT COUNSELING www.familycredit.org
(AAN CAN)
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Legal Services |
Efficient Legal Solutions
Solid, understandable legal advice for individuals and businesses
in real estate transactions, business law, contract drafting and
review, and general civil matters. Your lawyer should be trustworthy,
professional, and responsive. Call to schedule an initial consultation.
Jeffrey T. Drake, Attorney and Counselor at Law. (415) 837-1045. |
Voice Messaging |
Abe's Voicemail
$13.50, $11.50, $9.00/mo. Unlimited messages. Local, 800 #s. SF,
Marin, Sonoma, East Bay, San Jose. (415) 435-7501 www.abesvoicemail.com. |
Misc. Services |
| UNLIMITED CALLS WITHIN the state of California! Anywhere,
anytime, from any phone even pay phones. Only $9.99/month! www.unlimited-ld.com/california.html
(CAL*SCAN)
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Announcements |
| Your Classified Ad printed in more than 100 alternative
papers like this one for just $1,150.00! Reach more than 15 million
young, active, urbane readers weekly. Go to www.aancan.com or call
your local paper for info. (AAN CAN) |
Events |
| GRAPES ALOUD- (A public reading of John SteinbeckÕs
novel). October 5th at 1pm Location: SF Main LibraryÕs Koret Auditorium |
| DIRTBOMBS/ DETROIT COBRAS/ KO & THE KNOCKOUTS- Detroit
garage soul October 8 at 8pm Location: BimboÕs 365 Club, Info: www.ticketweb.com
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| RUSSIAN RIVER MASSACRE 2002- October 25-27th
at FifeÕs and Club Fab in Guerneville, CA Info: www.peacheschrist.com
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| FILM ARTS- 18th Annual Film Arts Festival Of
Independent Cinema November 13-17 at Brava Theatre, Castro Theatre
in San Francisco, plus the Wheeler Auditorium at UC Berkeley. Info:
www.filmarts.org |
| Femina Potens:Female Focused Art. poetry workshop,
open mic, after school arts 415-824-1986 www.feminapotens.com Make
Your Voice Heard! |
Personal Messages |
| If you have sold your home and taken back a mortgage,
I will buy that mortgage for cash. T. Otsmane (415) 431-4790 |
Adoption |
Scared & Alone?
Not ready to be a mom? Call us for support & confidential adoption
info. Many loving, $ecure families ready to devote their lives to
your baby. $ assistance. Diane Michelsen Adoption & Surrogacy Office.
800-877-1880. www.lodm.com.
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Public Notices |
| MFA film student seeks interviews:fathers must be heroin
users or x-users,daughters must have experienced a parent w/a heroin
habit. Some pay.415-250-3611.
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Career Education |
| BARTEND and Earn $150-$250 daily. 2-week class, Job
Placement. SF's oldest and largest school. Professional Bartenders
School. 800.736.1001, www.barbook.com |
| Volunteer in Africa. Education, HIV/AIDS outreach,
community development, child aid, etc. Training in US or Caribbean.
Program fees. Scholarships available. elsemarie@humana.org (413)
441-5126 www.humana.org www.drh-movement.org (AAN CAN) |
| Urban Permaculture Design Certification Course: Intensive
weekend series by Penny Livingston of Permaculture Institute of
Northern California and guests in Alameda, CA. Fundamentals: January,
Practicum: April, $450 ea., $750 both. Certificate for completing
both courses. Contact Laura www.permacultureinstitute.com. |
Instruction |
| HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA at home. Fast, unique, new adult
program. Accredited Christian school, failure proof, guarantees.
Free brochure 1-800-869-3997 ext. 15. (CAL*SCAN) |
Language Instruction |
FRENCH: ENJOY
A fun, personalized 1-on-1 method with French-born tutor. Degreed.
Marc (415) 441-2062. |
Misc. Services |
Fitness School
Become a Fitness Trainer. 500 hr. program. Make $60 per hour in
the Bay Area. 1-800-853-2660
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