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Credit Report Review
Certified counselors will provide and explain contents of your credit
report from all 3 bureaus. CCCS 150 Post St, Fifth Floor, SF.
800-777-PLAN www.cccssf.org
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Be Your Own Lawyer
THE MORE YOU DO THE LESS IT COSTS.
General Business, Wills, Contracts
& Leases, Immigration. Susan Petro, Atty. At Law, (415) 586-3066.
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Yoga for Peace
1200 Arguello. 681-2731. www.sivananda.org |
BANKRUPTCY - CH. 13 & 7
Low Fees; 32 years experience
Patrick McNamara, Attorney (415) 239-4085
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BANKRUPTCY?
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**Perfect Event Space
Perfect 5,000 sq. ft. space available for your Art shows, Film shooting,
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Ness. Call Joe: (415) 474-6968. |
Car Accident?
FREE REPORT reveals what you need to know BEFORE you settle your case or
speak with anyone. Call TOLL FREE 1-800-716-1102 24 hr. Recorded Message. |
UCSF ORAL SEX & HIV STUDY
Do you perform oral sex on men? Do you wonder about your risk of being infected
with HIV this way? Interested in participating in a UCSF research study?
Call 1-877-ORAL-HIV to find out more. |
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*Immigration Attorney*
Free consultation. Richard Kolomejec (415)433-7205. |
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Painters, photographers, sculptors, fine artists! Learn to survive & prosper
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to advanced. Call today: (510) 653-1655 |
BANKRUPTCY RELIEF
Free consultation. Weekend and evenings. Payment plan. Patrick McMahon (415)
543-9338 |
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Women of all Races
Be An Egg Donor!
Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking
women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at
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www.sffertility.com, email: francke@sffertility.com |
Sex Taking Over Your Life?
Counseling for men w/compulsive sexual behavior. George Collins, M.A, 925-932-0201. |
BANKRUPTCY-LOW$
M Courson, Esq. 415.487.0100 www.SFlawyer.net www.sflawyer.net,
email: marty@sflawyer.net |
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LEARN SPANISH NOW!
Come one night weekly or take our WEEKEND one day immersion workshops. Private
lessons and custom programs available. For info: (415) 923-0754 www.weekendenespanol.com
WEEKEND EN ESPANOL |
Work Injury?
Local work injury victims turn to Free Report, to find out about their rights
and what they need to know if they or someone they care about has been involved
in an on-the-job injury. Call the toll-free 24 hr. recorded message at (800)
572-2306 |
**TATTOO REMOVAL-LASER**
Laser Center @ Union Square (415) 392-3333 Hair removal as well. |
AIKIDO - 16 Intro Classes $75
Begins Nov. 3rd. 3435 Cesar Chavez @ Valencia. Penny Sablove, 3rd degree
black belt. (415) 643-8407.www.heartaikido.com. |
CHRONIC SCALP RINGWORM (TINEA CAPITIS)???
Researchers in the Department of Dermatology, UCSF, are conducting a clinical
research study using a research medication for ringworm on the scalp (tinea
capitis) in children. Children in generally good health with infected areas
on the scalp are needed. Children must be between 3 and 12 years old. If
your child may qualify and you want more information, call (415) 476-7122,
Dermatology Research, UCSF. |
** HAIR MODELS NEEDED!**
at DiPietro Todd Salon for Cutting & Color. Call (415) 693-5549 |
Hawaii $185 O.W.
Mexico/Caribbean $300 RT or packages $800-1600/wk.
www.airtech.com, (212)
219-7000. www.airtech.com, email:
joyest@jeffnet.org |
CONCERNED ABOUT HEART DISEASE?
UCSF is conducting studies to learn more about genetics and individual
response to drug treatments for hypertension and high cholesterol.
We
are seeking African American and Caucasian men and women age 18+
For more information call (415) 206-5461 or 206-8164
Lab results and $150-$250 compensation given upon completion of study
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HELP WITH HERPES
If you are an HIV-negative male and have recurrent genital herpes, consider
taking part in a clinical trial of an investigational medication. Compensation
provided. Contact Chris Eden, MD at
(415) 255-0744 or chris@marcusconantmd.com
for more information.
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Cars/Trucks/SUV's FROM $500. For Listings, call Toll-Free (800) 319-3323
x 2788 |
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but the PREPARED!"
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Now forming a research oriented educational/support group for women looking
for a new relationship. Learn the 8 qualities of women over 50 who do find
love again! No Fee! Call Charlotte Prozan, L.C.S.W. (415) 387-6434 or cprozan@pacbell.net. |
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If you're 21-30, N/S, N/D. Then $5,500 + costs. Call Jackie Gorton, Nurse
Atty. (415) 455-4626.
www.jgorton-rnjd.com, email: jgorton@jgorton-mjd.com |
| The Bike Hut-used bikes, parts, rentals & repairs. Help support
our youth training program with your business, donations & volunteer time.
www.thebikehut.com (415) 543-4335 www.thebikehut.com |
DIGITAL VIDEO WORKSHOP
Hands-on training. 7 sessions at Fort Mason, $195. Call for info. SF Video
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Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection.
Couples who join a major, federally funded study will test a diaphragm with
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SF and East Bay locations
available.
Call 1-800-300-5767
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CAR REPOSSESSED?
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I.W. New, Attorney. (415)
567-7595. Collect 92. |
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HAIR OF THE GODS
Station for Rent. Private, spacious, lush environment. Hayes Valley.
Must have established clientele. $900/month. (415) 863-9622. email: genovalle@mindspring.com.
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carlos@accessbenefitsgroup.com |
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Where Else can you get 8-10 dates for only $30? Ages up to 50. At the Butterfly
in the Mission District.
Oct. 22 Straight Night
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(800) 510-9594 |
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Free 1173 Excelsior Ave, Oakland CA 94610 |
GOT EGGS?
Our fertility center needs generous women aged 21-29 to help infertile couples
start their families. You must be healthy and responsible. You can meet
the couple you help. $5,000 + expenses. Call Woman to Woman Fertility Center
at 1-800-314-9996.
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General Services |
| Canadian Drugs-Half Price. Save up to 60% on your Prescription
Drugs delivered right to your door! Toll-free info: 1-866-345-DRUG (3784)
(CAL*SCAN) |
| Have you written a good book? Get published! Get known! Free
brochure! Taylor-Dth Publishing 1-800-929-1161 www.taylor-dth.com (AAN CAN) |
| INVENTORS- Product Ideas Wanted! Have your product developed
by our research and development firm and professionally presented to manufacturers.
Patent assistance available. Free Information: 1-800-544-3327 (AAN CAN)
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Computer/Internet |
Graphic and Web Design
Specializing in Flash Design
Reasonable Rates
www.xtramayo.com
info@xtramayo.com
Ricky, ph: (415) 812-5478
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Personal Computer
Assistance
Installation, upgrades, troubleshooting, instruction. $45/hr for help in
your home/office. Calvin (415) 706-3156 |
Financial Services |
| $$CASH$$ Immediate Cash for structured settlements, annuities,
real estate notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases, and insurance
payouts. (800)794-7310. (CAL*SCAN) |
| CREDIT PROBLEMS? We can help! Rates as low as 6.99% (APR. 7.577%)
New Century Mortgage Corporation at 800-953-2865. Subject to credit approval.
Equal Housing Lender. Depending on the loan program you apply and qualify
for your actual loan rate may differ. CRMLA Licensee. (CAL*SCAN) |
| GET OUT OF Debt Free! Stop collection calls, reduce payments
up to 50%, lower interest. Nonprofit, licensed, bonded. Call toll-free 1-866-866-9514.
www.amerix.com (CAL*SCAN) |
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estimate. www.uspensionfunding.com (CAL*SCAN) |
| $$CASH$$- Immediate Cash for structured settlements,
annuities, real estate notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases and
insurance payouts. 877-NOTES-31 (AAN CAN) |
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Calls, Stop Late Fees. Non-Profit Christian Agency. Recorded Message 800-714-9764.
FAMILY CREDIT COUNSELING www.familycredit.org (AAN CAN) |
Legal Services |
Efficient Legal Solutions
Solid, understandable legal advice for individuals and businesses in real
estate transactions, business law, contract drafting and review, and general
civil matters. Your lawyer should be trustworthy, professional, and responsive.
Call to schedule an initial consultation. Jeffrey T. Drake, Attorney and
Counselor at Law. (415) 837-1045. |
Voice Messaging |
Abe's Voicemail
$13.50, $11.50, $9.00/mo. Unlimited messages. Local, 800 #s. SF, Marin,
Sonoma, East Bay, San Jose. (415) 435-7501 www.abesvoicemail.com. |
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info. (AAN CAN) |
Lost and Found |
| LOST- Small, black leather address book on 10/02/02
in the vicinity of Van Ness and Mission. Please call Claudette (510) 655-8742. |
Events |
| RUSSIAN RIVER MASSACRE 2002- October 25-27th at FifeÕs
and Club Fab in Guerneville, CA
Info: www.peacheschrist.com |
| FILM ARTS- 18th Annual Film Arts Festival Of Independent
Cinema November 13-17 at Brava Theatre, Castro Theatre in San Francisco,
plus the Wheeler Auditorium at UC Berkeley. Info: www.filmarts.org |
| KUNDALINI YOGA- SF LGBT Community Center, Thursdays
7:30 to 9:30 PM, $10 donation requested. Info: (415) 206-9350 or www.Luxnoir.com |
Personal Messages |
| If you have sold your home and taken back a mortgage, I will
buy that mortgage for cash. T. Otsmane (415) 431-4790 |
Adoption |
Scared & Alone?
Not ready to be a mom? Call us for support & confidential adoption info.
Many loving, $ecure families ready to devote their lives to your baby. $
assistance. Diane Michelsen Adoption & Surrogacy Office. 800-877-1880. www.lodm.com. |
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