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UCSF's Unity Project Wants You... to stay in touch! Call: 415-597-9141
if you're ENROLLED in the Unity Project and you've moved, changed
phones, forgot an appointment time or are not sure if you're enrolled.
We are not taking new callers.
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Credit Report Review
Certified counselors will provide and explain contents of your
credit report from all 3 bureaus. CCCS 150 Post St, Fifth Floor,
SF.
800-777-PLAN www.cccssf.org
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Be Your Own Lawyer
THE MORE YOU DO THE LESS IT COSTS. General Business, Wills,
Contracts & Leases, Immigration. Susan Petro, Atty. At Law, (415)
586-3066. |
Yoga for Peace
1200 Arguello. 681-2731. www.sivananda.org |
BANKRUPTCY - CH. 13 & 7
Low Fees; 32 years experience
Patrick McNamara, Attorney (415) 239-4085 (510) 893-7383 www.McN4BKLAW.com |
BANKRUPTCY?
Low $, Free Advice. M. Papuc, Atty. 415-773-1755. |
| Be part of the fight against HIV. If you are HIV positive
- Join a UCSF clinical trial; Receive close, study-specific HIV
monitoring; Get reimbursed $20 for each visit! Current studies include:
Testosterone Gel, Treatment without Protease Inhibitors, Starting
or Changing HIV Medications, Structured Treatment Interruptions,
CMV Disease, Vaccine, IL-2 and Treatment Interruptions, Memory and
or thinking problems related to HIV. For details, Please contact
the ACTG study line at 415-514-0550 ext. 358 or actu@php.ucsf.edu |
$$$ Make Money $$$
In Voiceover!
Learn how W/ Top SF Casting Director $25 session NOV. 3rd (415)
956-3878 |
PASS ANY DRUG TEST
Urine, blood, hair follicle or saliva. Toll Free 800-733-4429
www.ipassedmydrugtest.com
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**Event Space For Rent
**Perfect Event Space
Perfect 5,000 sq. ft. space available for your Art shows, Film shooting,
Corporate parties. Includes Full sound system, bar & much more!
near California/Van Ness. Call Joe: (415) 474-6968. |
GAYSPERMBANK.COM
DONORS NEEDED to play "Uncle". (510) 523-7737. |
Be An Angel & Donate Eggs
Age 21-30, Generous Compensation! FFC 1-800-939-OVUM
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THE RIGHT STUFF
Date fellow graduates & faculty of Stanford, UCB, the Ivies, Caltech,
Claremont Colleges & a few others. More than 4000 members. Join
now and save!
www.rightstuffdating.com THE RIGHT STUFF 1-800-988-5288.
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*Immigration Attorney*
Free consultation. Richard Kolomejec (415)433-7205. |
Feeling Sick?
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www.iperfecthealth.com |
A R T I S T S
Painters, photographers, sculptors, fine artists! Learn to survive
& prosper with the Taking the Leap program, a business school for
artists. Beginners to advanced. Call today: (510) 653-1655 |
BANKRUPTCY RELIEF
Free consultation. Weekend and evenings. Payment plan. Patrick McMahon
(415) 543-9338 |
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100% HERBAL GAIN 1"-3" GUARANTEED TOTALLY CONFIDENTIAL ONLY $59.95
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"Safe Sex`Get Paid" Men!
To $1000/wk CASH! * Free "BlackBook" Offer. All Races. Prvt. (415)
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WWW.ZOOTSUITSTORE.COM
2366 Mission St. @ 20th SF (415) 824-7729 |
Women of all Races
Be An Egg Donor!
Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy,
non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request
info online at www.SFfertility.com
www.sffertility.com, email:
francke@sffertility.com |
Sex Taking Over Your Life?
Counseling for men w/compulsive sexual behavior. George Collins,
M.A, 925-932-0201. |
BANKRUPTCY-LOW$
M Courson, Esq. 415.487.0100 www.SFlawyer.net www.sflawyer.net,
email: marty@sflawyer.net |
BOTOX SPECIAL
Special $199/area (415) 990-0913 S.Word RN/T.Svensson MD CA LIC.
#G80502 |
BLOW JOBS
Slippery Nipples, Screaming Orgasms and 159 other great cocktails.
Get a sexy new career in 2 weeks at...
<*C>SF School of Bartending <*J>
Lowest tuition in SF. Job placement assistance incl. Attend an intro
class for FREE! 760 Market St. (Next to the Virgin Megastore).(415)
362-1116
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LEARN SPANISH NOW!
Come one night weekly or take our WEEKEND one day immersion workshops.
Private lessons and custom programs available. For info: (415) 923-0754
www.weekendenespanol.com WEEKEND EN ESPANOL |
Work Injury?
Local work injury victims turn to Free Report, to find out about
their rights and what they need to know if they or someone they
care about has been involved in an on-the-job injury. Call the toll-free
24 hr. recorded message at (800) 572-2306 |
**TATTOO REMOVAL-LASER**
Laser Center @ Union Square (415) 392-3333 Hair removal as well. |
AIKIDO - 16 Intro Classes $75
Begins Nov. 3rd. 3435 Cesar Chavez @ Valencia. Penny Sablove, 3rd
degree black belt. (415) 643-8407.www.heartaikido.com. |
** HAIR MODELS NEEDED!**
at DiPietro Todd Salon for Cutting & Color. Call (415) 693-5549 |
Hawaii $185 O.W.
Mexico/Caribbean $300 RT or packages $800-1600/wk. www.airtech.com,
(212) 219-7000. www.airtech.com,
email: joyest@jeffnet.org |
pacificfutons.com
Free Freight! No Tax! Toll Free (866) 278-7783 tstoler@pacificfutons.com |
Smoke Pot-Get Paid - $2,680!
M/F. Legal Study. (415) 995-4901 SmokePotGetPaid.com. |
OVER 200 DRINKS!
Irish Car Bombs, Red Death & Others! $40 off! Mention this ad! 1-888-262-5824.
Lowest Tuition. www.abcbartending.com - Job Placement |
HELP WITH HERPES
If you are an HIV-negative male and have recurrent genital herpes,
consider taking part in a clinical trial of an investigational
medication. Compensation provided. Contact Chris Eden, MD at (415)
255-0744 or chris@marcusconantmd.com for more information.
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POLICE IMPOUNDS FOR SALE
Cars/Trucks/SUV's FROM $500. For Listings, call Toll-Free (800)
319-3323 x 2788 |
"It's not the strong that SURVIVE
but the PREPARED!"
Earn your black belt in fun and practical self-defense in less than
2 years. 510-525-1272 or www.inikte.com |
W A N T E D - Egg Donors!
If you're 21-30, N/S, N/D. Then $5,500 + costs. Call Jackie Gorton,
Nurse Atty. (415) 455-4626. www.jgorton-rnjd.com, email:
jgorton@jgorton-mjd.com |
| The Bike Hut-used bikes, parts, rentals & repairs.
Help support our youth training program with your business, donations
& volunteer time. www.thebikehut.com (415) 543-4335 www.thebikehut.com |
DIGITAL VIDEO WORKSHOP
Hands-on training. 7 sessions at Fort Mason, $195. Call for info.
SF Video Workshops. Class begins Tues, October 29th (415) 820-9622
or WWW.DVWORKSHOPS.COM www.moonhoax.com |
$5000 REWARD!
For information leading to the arrest and conviction of individual(s)
who are targeting specific person(s) in the east Linda Mar of Pacifica
California. Most recent offenses include, but are not limited to:
repeated break-ins, trespassing, theft, and animal cruelty causing
serious injury of at least one pet on July 7th and the death of
2 others on Sept. 28th. All calls are confidential. 1-800-673-8960. |
CAR REPOSSESSED?
by GMAC? Damages may be recoverable. We can help. I.W. New, Attorney.
(415) 567-7595. Collect 92. |
THE TRUTH!!?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
http://Geocities.com/lexanderthefourth/index.html |
Need Health Insurance?!
Between Jobs? Self-Employed? Family? Low Cost! From $28/mo. Same
Day Available! I can help you. Carlos@accessbenefitsgroup.com. (415)
398-3478. , email: carlos@accessbenefitsgroup.com |
Car Accident?
FREE REPORT reveals what you need to know BEFORE you settle your
case or speak with anyone. Call TOLL FREE 1-800-716-1102 24 hr.
Recorded Message. |
GOT EGGS?
Our fertility center needs generous women aged 21-29 to help infertile
couples start their families. You must be healthy and responsible.
You can meet the couple you help. $5,000 + expenses. Call Woman
to Woman Fertility Center at 1-800-314-9996. |
Need to get your diabetes under better control?
Research subjects needed for a 5 month UCSF study of Type 2 Diabetes
comparing 3 FDA-approved medications. This study involves two 24-hour
hospital stays plus free medication and reimbursement for your participation.
415-476-3670 X1 |
www.EmmaJeanFoster.us
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NOT A CONDOM
Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy
and infection. Couples who join a major, federally funded study
will test a diaphragm with either the gel or regular spermicide
as birth control for 7-12 months.
Up to $560 Plus
FREE supplies, movie passes, CDS and video rentals.
For Information on the BufferGel Study Please Call 1-800-300-5767
SF and East Bay Locations Available. |
LOSE WEIGHT MAKE MONEY
TAEBO¨ has launched an MD-formulated, ephedra-free diet pill that
is guaranteed to help reduce body-fat. Earn $5,500+ a month! Call
(415) 328-5787 capilim@peakzone.com |
GIANTS! 49ERS!
SPORTS/SCORES/SPREADS!
1-900-226-0430 Ext. 3642
2.99 per minute. Must be 18 yrs. Serv-U (619) 645-8434
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General Services |
| INVENTORS- Product Ideas Wanted! Have your product
developed by our research and development firm and professionally
presented to manufacturers. Patent assistance available. Free Information:
1-800-544-3327 (AAN CAN) |
Computer/Internet |
Graphic and Web Design
<*C>Specializing in Flash Design Reasonable Rates www.xtramayo.com
info@xtramayo.com Ricky, ph: (415) 812-5478 <*J> |
Personal Computer Assistance
Installation, upgrades, troubleshooting, instruction. $45/hr for
help in your home/office. Calvin (415) 706-3156 |
Financial Services |
| BE DEBT FREE- Low Payments, Reduced Interest.
Stop Collector Calls, Stop Late Fees. Non-Profit Christian Agency.
Recorded Message 800-714-9764. FAMILY CREDIT COUNSELING www.familycredit.org
(AAN CAN) |
| $$CASH$$ Immediate Cash for structured settlements,
annuities, real estate notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases,
and insurance payouts. (800)794-7310. (CAL*SCAN) |
| GET OUT OF Debt Free! Stop collection calls, reduce
payments up to 50%, lower interest. Nonprofit, licensed, bonded.
Call toll-free 1-866-866-9514. www.amerix.com (CAL*SCAN) |
| IMMEDIATE CASH!!! US Pension Funding pays cash now
for 8 years of your future pension payments. Call 800-586-1325 for
a FREE, no-obligation estimate. www.uspensionfunding.com (CAL*SCAN)
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| NEED A LOAN? Try debt consolidation! Cut payments up
to 50%!! Bad credit OK. No application fees!! 1-800-863-9006 ext.
949. www.help-pay-bills.com (CAL*SCAN) |
| We consider all situations, so at least hear what we
can offer. No application fees, no nonsense, 1-800-321-8129. www.shamrockmortgages.com
CA license #6038566. (CAL*SCAN)
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Legal Services |
Efficient Legal Solutions
Solid, understandable legal advice for individuals and businesses
in real estate transactions, business law, contract drafting and
review, and general civil matters. Your lawyer should be trustworthy,
professional, and responsive. Call to schedule an initial consultation.
Jeffrey T. Drake, Attorney and Counselor at Law. (415) 837-1045. |
Voice Messaging |
Abe's Voicemail
$13.50, $11.50, $9.00/mo. Unlimited messages. Local, 800 #s. SF,
Marin, Sonoma, East Bay, San Jose. (415) 435-7501 www.abesvoicemail.com. |
Misc. Services |
| INVESTORS WANTED. Tired of losing $$$ on the stock
market. Profit up to 24% APR. Secured by Real Estate. $10,000 min.
investment. Lic. #01232747 UCI, LLC. 1-888-266-8890. (CAL*SCAN) |
Announcements |
| Your Classified Ad printed in more than 100 alternative
papers like this one for just $1,150.00! Reach more than 15 million
young, active, urbane readers weekly. Go to www.aancan.com or call
your local paper for info. (AAN CAN) |
| And you call yourself a gamer? What a joke! - Voden05 |
Lost and Found |
| LOST- Small, black leather address book on 10/02/02
in the vicinity of Van Ness and Mission. Please call Claudette (510)
655-8742. |
Events |
| RUSSIAN RIVER MASSACRE 2002- October 25-27th
at FifeÕs and Club Fab in Guerneville, CA Info: www.peacheschrist.com
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| FILM ARTS- 18th Annual Film Arts Festival Of
Independent Cinema November 13-17 at Brava Theatre, Castro Theatre
in San Francisco, plus the Wheeler Auditorium at UC Berkeley. Info:
www.filmarts.org |
| KUNDALINI YOGA- SF LGBT Community Center, Thursdays
7:30 to 9:30 PM, $10 donation requested. Info: (415) 206-9350 or
www.Luxnoir.com |
Japantown Crafts
Kimochi Inc, a nonprofit organization that provides a program of
care for senior citizens, primarily the Japanese American community,
will have their annual Arts and Crafts Fair Saturday, November
30th and Sunday, December 1st. Asian hand crafted items by Bay
Area artists just in time for the holidays, live entertainment,
raffles and more. Location: Japantown, SF, Geary Street @ Laguna,
Post and Fillmore Streets. |
Picket Coca-Cola
Thursday, Oct. 17, join ACT UP East Bay and Health Global Access
Project in an anti- Coca-Cola picket, protesting the company's refusal
to provide HIV/AIDS health services to 100,000 employees of Coca-Cola
bottlers in Africa. 12 p.m., Pacific Stock Exchange, 301 Pine, S.F.
Free. (510) 681-6767. |
| Community Planning - Tuesday, Oct. 22, participate
in a community forum focusing on development and zoning. The North
of Market Planning Coalition is sponsoring the event, held in conjunction
with the Tenant Leadership Summit Community Development Panel. 6
p.m., Tenderloin Police Station, Community Room, 301 Eddy, S.F.
(415) 474-2164. |
Personal Messages |
| If you have sold your home and taken back a mortgage,
I will buy that mortgage for cash. T. Otsmane (415) 431-4790 |
Adoption |
Scared & Alone?
Not ready to be a mom? Call us for support & confidential adoption
info. Many loving, $ecure families ready to devote their lives to
your baby. $ assistance. Diane Michelsen Adoption & Surrogacy Office.
800-877-1880. www.lodm.com. |
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