October 23, 2002

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Credit Report Review

Certified counselors will provide and explain contents of your credit report from all 3 bureaus. CCCS 150 Post St, Fifth Floor, SF.
800-777-PLAN www.cccssf.org

Be Your Own Lawyer

THE MORE YOU DO THE LESS IT COSTS. General Business, Wills, Contracts & Leases, Immigration. Susan Petro, Atty. At Law, (415) 586-3066.

BANKRUPTCY - CH. 13 & 7

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Perfect 5,000 sq. ft. space available for your Art shows, Film shooting, Corporate parties. Includes Full sound system, bar & much more! near California/Van Ness. Call Joe: (415) 474-6968.

UCSF ORAL SEX & HIV STUDY

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A R T I S T S

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Sex Taking Over Your Life?

Counseling for men w/compulsive sexual behavior. George Collins, M.A, 925-932-0201.

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LEARN SPANISH NOW!

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Work Injury?
Local work injury victims turn to Free Report, to find out about their rights and what they need to know if they or someone they care about has been involved in an on-the-job injury. Call the toll-free 24 hr. recorded message at (800) 572-2306

**TATTOO REMOVAL-LASER**

Laser Center @ Union Square (415) 392-3333 Hair removal as well.

AIKIDO - 16 Intro Classes $75

Begins Nov. 3rd. 3435 Cesar Chavez @ Valencia. Penny Sablove, 3rd degree black belt. (415) 643-8407.www.heartaikido.com.

** HAIR MODELS NEEDED!**

at DiPietro Todd Salon for Cutting & Color. Call (415) 693-5549

Hawaii $185 O.W.

Mexico/Caribbean $300 RT or packages $800-1600/wk. www.airtech.com, (212) 219-7000. www.airtech.com, email: joyest@jeffnet.org
CONCERNED ABOUT HEART DISEASE?
UCSF is conducting studies to learn more about genetics and individual response to drug treatments for hypertension and high cholesterol. We are seeking African American and Caucasian men and women age 18+
For more information call (415) 206-5461 or 206-8164
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CAR REPOSSESSED?

by GMAC? Damages may be recoverable. We can help. I.W. New, Attorney. (415) 567-7595. Collect 92.

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Car Accident?

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GOT EGGS?

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POLICE IMPOUNDS FOR SALE

Cars/Trucks/SUV's FROM $500. For Listings, call Toll-Free (800) 319-3323 x 2788

DIXIELAND JAZZ BAND

For your club or private party. We do Christmas songs. (800) 886-8749

Immigration Attorney

Free consultation. Richard Kolomejec (415) 433-7205
Please join us for some whopping, eye-popping shopping! Thursday, October 31, 2002 2-4 p.m. Community Thrift 623 Valencia Street (X 17th St.) Live Mannequin Display presented by Plastic Angel Production. Proceeds for Halloween Costumes to benefit COLAGE(Childern of Lesbians & Gays Everywhere).
Piano Improv. 415-750-1466.
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IN THE UNITED STATES. Order your 43 page manual on how to find anyone in the USA. Send $30.00 cash/ check/ money order only to: Palm Beach, Inc. 60-26 69th Ave., Ridgewood NY, 11385. Please allow 1-3 weeks delivery. All Sales Final.
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GIANTS! 49ERS!

SPORTS/SCORES/SPREADS!
1-900-226-0430 Ext. 3642
2.99 per minute. Must be 18 yrs. Serv-U (619) 645-8434
Schizophrenia Study $100
Qualified participants for interview and blood sample. University of California, Irvine. Must have sister or brother also with schizophrenia, any state in US. Toll free 1-877-259-4355

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General Services
INVENTORS- Product Ideas Wanted! Have your product developed by our research and development firm and professionally presented to manufacturers. Patent assistance available. Free Information: 1-800-544-3327 (AAN CAN)
Computer/Internet
Graphic and Web Design
Specializing in Flash Design Reasonable Rates www.xtramayo.com info@xtramayo.com Ricky, ph: (415) 812-5478 <*J>
Personal Computer Assistance
Installation, upgrades, troubleshooting, instruction. $45/hr for help in your home/office. Calvin (415) 706-3156

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Financial Services
GET OUT OF Debt Free! Stop collection calls, reduce payments up to 50%, lower interest. Nonprofit, licensed, bonded. Call toll-free 1-866-866-9514. www.amerix.com (CAL*SCAN)
$$CASH$$- Immediate Cash for structured settlements, annuities, real estate notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases and insurance payouts. 877-NOTES-31 (AAN CAN)
BE DEBT FREE- Low Payments, Reduced Interest. Stop Collector Calls, Stop Late Fees. Non-Profit Christian Agency. Recorded Message 800-714-9764. FAMILY CREDIT COUNSELING www.familycredit.org (ANA CAN)
$$CASH$$ Immediate Cash for structured settlements, annuities, real estate notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases, and insurance payouts. (800)794-7310. (CAL*SCAN)
We consider all situations, so at least hear what we can offer. No application fees, no nonsense, 1-800-321-8129. www.shamrockmortgages.com CA license #6038566. (CAL*SCAN)

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Legal Services
Efficient Legal Solutions
Solid, understandable legal advice for individuals and businesses in real estate transactions, business law, contract drafting and review, and general civil matters. Your lawyer should be trustworthy, professional, and responsive. Call to schedule an initial consultation. Jeffrey T. Drake, Attorney and Counselor at Law. (415) 837-1045.
Voice Messaging
Abe's Voicemail
$13.50, $11.50, $9.00/mo. Unlimited messages. Local, 800 #s. SF, Marin, Sonoma, East Bay, San Jose. (415) 435-7501 www.abesvoicemail.com.

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Announcements
Your Classified Ad printed in more than 100 alternative papers like this one for just $1,150.00! Reach more than 15 million young, active, urbane readers weekly. Go to www.aancan.com or call your local paper for info. (AAN CAN)
Lost and Found
LOST- Small, black leather address book on 10/02/02 in the vicinity of Van Ness and Mission. Please call Claudette (510) 655-8742.
Events
RUSSIAN RIVER MASSACRE 2002- October 25-27th at Fife’s and Club Fab in Guerneville, CA Info: www.peacheschrist.com
FILM ARTS- 18th Annual Film Arts Festival Of Independent Cinema November 13-17 at Brava Theatre, Castro Theatre in San Francisco, plus the Wheeler Auditorium at UC Berkeley. Info: www.filmarts.org
KUNDALINI YOGA- SF LGBT Community Center, Thursdays 7:30 to 9:30 PM, $10 donation requested. Info: (415) 206-9350 or www.Luxnoir.com
Japantown Crafts
Kimochi Inc, a nonprofit organization that provides a program of care for senior citizens, primarily the Japanese American community, will have their annual Arts and Crafts Fair Saturday, November 30th and Sunday, December 1st. Asian hand crafted items by Bay Area artists just in time for the holidays, live entertainment, raffles and more. Location: Japantown, SF, Geary Street @ Laguna, Post and Fillmore Streets.

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Personal Messages
INNOCENT MAN
Seeks female friend/activist who understands the flaws in the criminal justice system. I'm 47 years old, black, 6'4", fair skin, green eyes and very athletic. Your physical traits race and age are unimportant. Write to: William Clark, PO Box K-80703, San Quentin, CA 94974
Adoption
Scared & Alone?
Not ready to be a mom? Call us for support & confidential adoption info. Many loving, $ecure families ready to devote their lives to your baby. $ assistance. Diane Michelsen Adoption & Surrogacy Office. 800-877-1880. www.lodm.com.
Legal Notices
Legal Notice Information
Advertise Here!
Publish your DBA/ Fictitious Business Name Statement -or- Change of Name for *4 weeks for $100. Fax in your Filed Statement with your phone # to LEGALS: (415) 621-2016 or contact Alex at (415) 487-2517. *Rates for specific legal ads may vary based on size of ad.

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Career Education
Urban Permaculture Design Certification Course: Intensive weekend series by Penny Livingston of Permaculture Institute of Northern California and guests in Alameda, CA. Fundamentals: January, Practicum: April, $450 ea., $750 both. Certificate for completing both courses. Contact Laura www.permacultureinstitute.com.
TAX PREPARER SCHOOL
Earn extra income. (415) 885-6499 Ask for Free Tuition! Jackson Hewitt Tax Service
A Bartender Can Earn $150-$250 daily. We offer: 2-week class, Job Placement. SF's oldest and largest school. Professional Bartenders School. 800.736.1001, www.barbook.com
Language Instruction
FRENCH: ENJOY
A fun, personalized 1-on-1 method with French-born tutor. Degreed. Marc (415) 441-2062.

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Misc. Services
Fitness School
Become a Fitness Trainer. 500 hr. program. Make $60 per hour in the Bay Area. 1-800-853-2660
Career Services
ABC Bartending School Nationwide Locations 1-2 week programs. BARTENDING Owner Tony Sylvester's schools have trained thousands and placed thousands into JOBS Nationwide since 1977 www.abcbartending.com Call and compare Lowest Tuition in the Bay Area 1-888-262-5824

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Employment Agencies
For 32 years... a bond of trust has prevailed among applicants, companies and Jackson Personnel Agency. As your partner, we can help you save valuable time in your search for employment. More than matching with a great opportunity, we also offer referral bonuses, monthly prizes and drawings and free software tutorials. Our service team is ready to help you make the next move in your career. TEMP/ TEMP TO HIRE - Exp. Teller to $12/hr. Executive Assist. to $19.50/hr. File Clerk to $11/hr. Admin. Assist. to $18/hr. Customer Service to $12/hr. HR Assistant to $15/hr. Receptionist/ Admin. to $14/hr. Accountant to $15/hr. Data Entry to $12/hr. Accounting Clerk to 11/hr. Condo Front Desk to $10.50/hr. DIRECT HIRES - Controller to $90K, Experienced in nonprofit, hands on person. Office Manager to$45K, MS Office, typing, organized and personable. Receptionist/Admin. to $22K. For Pet Hospital in SF, customer service, phones and hospital services. ADMINISTRATIVE, CLERICAL, SECRETARIAL, ACCOUNTING, WORD PROCESSING, ADMINISTRATIVE MANAGEMENT, LEGAL, GRAPHIC DESIGN, SENIOR MANAGEMENT. Jackson Personnel Agency. 717 Market St., Ste. 224, San Francisco, CA 94103. CALL NOW! (415) 546-4500. Start temping tomorrow. Every Thursday is Payday! Fax: 415-546-0926, E-mail: jagency@pacbell.net.

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Progressive Opportunities
SERVE YOUR COMMUNITY! Join AMERICORPS! Deepen your understanding of equity and diversity in education. Commit to community development and social change. Learn effective team building and creative problem solving skills. Earn: Full Time - Monthly Living Allowance Of $998, Health Benefits, Child Care, Education Award of $4,725 - Call (510) 992-7894. Part Time - Monthly Living Allowance Of $404, Loan Deferment, Education Award of $1,175 - Call (510) 992-7889. Positions Available: Literacy Tutor/Mentor, Gardener, Environmentalist!
FORESTS FOREVER - Our Mission: To protect and enhance the forests and wildlife habitat of California through educational, legislative, and electoral activities. Second, to recruit, educate and train articulate and effective organizers in the skills needed to convey our position on the state's forests and wildlife habitat to the citizens of California. At 50,000 acres, Jackson State Forest is the largest state forest in all of California. Many people look to this forest for recreation and solitude. Unfortunately, the California Department of Forestry has plans to log about 1000 acres of this forest. In response to this, Forests Forever is urging Gov. Davis and the CA Senate and Assembly to stop the CDF's plans. We are contacting citizens throughout the Bay Area in an effort to spread the word and get them involved in the outcome of Jackson's future. We Need You to Help Us Proliferate Life!!! Activists, Organizers & Forest Defenders. Forests Forever is now hiring and training motivated and articulate activists for PT Phone Canvasser. Paid Training/ Vacation/ Sick/ Holiday Pay. $10.90/hr. + Bonuses. Call 415.974.3636 or Fax resume: 415.974.3664, attn.: Sterling, or email: sterling@forestsforever.org - FORESTS FOREVER, 973 Market St., Ste. 450, San Francisco, CA 94103. www.forestsforever.org
Work for Peace - Work To Build The Movement Against Bush's Racist Crusade For Global Domination. Diverse, feminist environment! Opportunities for advancement! F/T - Guaranteed salary, med/dental benefits, paid vacation, paid training. P/T - Evening hours, great for students, paid training, earn up to $13/hr. Call Chris or Kelly, 510.849.2081, www.californiapeaceaction.org

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Business Opportunities
***ANNOUNCEMENT*** NOW Hiring for 2002/2003. Postal jobs $13.21-$28.16/hour. Full benefits/ paid training/no exp. necessary. Accepting calls 7 days 1-888-359-3590 ext. 131. (CAL*SCAN)
A+ M&M, MARS/NESTLE stocked, vending route. Unique machine. Great opportunity! Prime locations available now! Excellent profit potential. Investment required $10K & under. Toll-Free: 1-888-333-2254. (CAL*SCAN)
CORPORATE LADDER Getting you down? Make the $$$ you deserve. Processing HUD/FHA Mortgage Refunds. Call today for information: 1-800-449-4625 ext. 2331. (CAL*SCAN)
PROFESSIONAL VENDING ROUTE. Financing available with $7950 deposit. Coke/Lays/Mars stocked. Professional income 1-877-843-8726. (CAL*SCAN)
TOO MANY BILLS? Fed up? Want to start up a business or buy your own home? Call (866)859-8414. (CAL*SCAN)
NORTH American Van Lines has openings in Logistics, Specialized Truckload, and Household Goods fleets. Minimum 6 months o/t/r experience required. Tractor lease/purchase available. Call 1-800-348-2147 Dept. CAS. (CAL*SCAN)
BE YOUR OWN BOSS...
Control your hours! Increase income! Full training. FREE info. Call or visit 888-709-8319 www.Dreamit-Achieveit.com
Bartenders. $300 A Day Potential. Will Train. PT/FT. CALL NOW!! 1-866-291-1884 ext 2027 (AAN CAN)
MATTRESS CLEANING & SANITIZING Business. Over 4000 European dealers in U.S. Removes dust mites/Small investment/Big profits. (888)999-9030. (CAL*SCAN)

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General Employment
Activism
OAKLAND ACORN
Organizers Fight For Justice! Help empower low-income communities through grassroots political action. People of color, bilingual persons encouraged. Call Doug, (510) 436-5690. www.acorn.org.
Publishing
TICKET TO WRITE
The San Francisco Bay Guardian, the Bay Area's biggest, hippest newsweekly, offers writing internships for aspiring journalists. The Guardian internship is a great way to gain experience, and clips, at one of the nation's foremost alternative papers. The four-month program is unpaid and requires a commitment of two days each week. Log on to www.sfbg.com for more information, or call (415) 255-3100 ext. 573 to have an informational flyer sent to you. Apply today, and be part to the solution.
Home Care
HEALTH FOOD SHOPPING or slow careful cleaning for sensitive disabled Jewish Feminist. 1-3 days. (510) 594-4000 ext 220.
Entertainment
T.V. Show (multi-award winning) needs talent. Actors, Dancers, Singers, Musicians, Writers, Editors, Entertainers of ALL kinds. Be seen by millions. (415) 381-4275.
activism
Forests Forever
Get Active And Work To Make A Difference! We're hiring PT Phone Canvassers to help save CA's largest state forests. $10.90/hr + bonuses, paid training, vacation/ sick/ holiday pay. Call (415) 974-3636 between 9:30am and 12:30pm or email: sterling@forestsforever.org. (See display ad in Progressive Opportunities for more info).
Non-Profits
Serve Your Community
Join AmeriCorps! Become an environmentalist, a gardener or literacy tutor/mentor and teach in elementary and middle schools. Full time and Part time position available with salary and benefits varying. Contact (510) 992-7894 for FT positions and (510) 992-7889 for PT., email: schahal@ebcc-schools.org, chahalsarohini@netscape.net
Argent Hotel - A luxury, 4 Diamond property located near Yerba Buena Gardens, the Moscone Center and BART/MUNI lines, is seeking qualified individuals to fill the following positions: ROOM SERVICE-ORDER TAKER HOUSEKEEPING HOUSEPERSON RESTAURANT SERVER SALES ADMIN. ASST. ASST. RESTAURANT MGR Call our Job Hotline for updated information at (415) 974-6400 ext.7800. www.argenthotel.com Applications are accepted for open positions only on Tuesdays & Thursday from 9 am to noon. Pre-employment drug screening & background check is a condition of employment
Driver
**DRIVERS** MAY TRUCKING CO. "Is your road to success!" *Vans -11 Western. *Reefers - 48 states. Dedicated team runs. Owner operators wanted. 800-547-9169 x3217. www.maytrucking.com (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
DRIVERS/STUDENTS NEEDED immediately. CDL training through USTDS in Rialto, CA. Financing, transportation, housing, and tuition reimbursement available. Call Russ at 1-866-466-3546 for details. (CAL*SCAN)
Restaurant/Bar/Club
CULI-SERVICES HIRING
Culinary Professionals, Food Service & Hospitality Staffing. Exec. Chefs, Cooks, Preps, Servers, Cashiers, Managers. SF & Peninsula, toll free, 1-877-904-2854. East Bay, toll free 1-866-206-0717. Fax (415) 431-1580.
BUFFALO EXCHANGE, A Resale clothing company seeks Reliable, Energetic, Fashion Conscious individuals! Now Hiring For: PT Store Admin Assistant. $9.53 plus benefits. Computer experience with Word/Excel, general bookkeeping, multi-tasking, and good communication skills. Apply in person at: 1800 Polk St., San Francisco. www.buffaloexchange.com
Retail
Buffalo Exchange
Now Hiring For: PT Store Admin Assistant. $9.53 plus benefits. Computer experience with Word/Excel, general bookkeeping, multi-tasking, and good communication skills. Apply in person at: 1800 Polk St., San Francisco. www.buffaloexchange.com
FED EX GROUND - Now Hiring!! Dispatching, Dock Operations, Teamwork and the Supervision of Employees, Collaboration and Interaction with Contractors and Drivers, General Operations Administration. Candidates must have a BA/BS degree and some work history, preferably in a fast-paced service sector industry, military background, or similar related experience. We offer health, dental, vision, vacation the first year, stock purchase plan, pension, 401K and the opportunity for promotional advancement. Compensation ranges from low $40's base. Pay based on Experience. We are an equal opportunity employer and value our diversity in the workplace. Women and minorities are greatly encouraged to apply. Please apply via fax or email to: Attn: Nina Marillo, FED EX Ground Human Resources or nina.marillo@fedex.com. Fax (650) 873-0370 or Tel: (650) 873-0227.
Administrative
P/T Assistant
Real Estate Agent need assistant with knowledge of Excel/ Word. Flex hours, Wage Negotiable. Call Now: (415) 260-1973.
BUFFALO EXCHANGE, A Resale clothing company seeks Reliable, Energetic, Fashion Conscious individuals! Now Hiring For: Asst. Manager - $30,000/yr. This is a fast-paced work environment. Retail experience and excellent supervisory and customer service skills a must. Also Hiring an Associate Manager, pay starts at $10.53/hr. Apply in person at: 1800 Polk St., San Francisco. www.buffaloexchange.com
Retail
Buffalo Exchange
Is looking for reliable, energetic, fashion conscious individuals. Now hiring for Asst. Manager - $30,000/yr. and an Assoc. Manager, $10.53/hr. This is a fast-paced work environment. Retail experience and excellent supervisory and customer service skills a must. Please apply in person at 1800 Polk Street, San Francisco.
General
MOVIE EXTRAS- $100 - $400/day potential. All looks needed. No experience required. TV commercials, film, print. Call Digital Exposure at 1-800-260-3949 ext. 3025. (AAN CAN)
PROFESSIONAL MESSENGER - DRIVERS FUL-TIME. Various shifts in our behicle. $9.50/hour plsu beneits. Must provide clean DMV Report & Current License. Call Jim at (415) 957-9600, Ext. 278 or apply in person 1740 Cesar Chavez, Second Floor
General
JOIN OUR TEAM and make a difference. In the California Army National Guard you can get money for college and career training. Call 1-800-GO-GUARD. (CAL*SCAN)

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General
LINE/CABLE INSTALLER. No exp. req'd. We provide training, salary, benefits and opportunity to travel for H.S. Grads under age 34. Paid relocation. For more info call 1-800-345-6289. (CAL*SCAN)
THE EXPRESSWAY GROUP needs qualified Class A drivers and O/O's with minimum 2 years OTR experience. Excellent routes, pay and benefits. 800-835-9471 (flatbeds), 866-313-0478 (vans). (CAL*SCAN)
Art
Disabled Artist needs an attendant. Help for daily activities. Will train. Lots of perks (use professional darkroom, photography lesson, photo assist.) in an art supportive environment. For appt. call (510) 763-9750.
Photographer
Photographer Apprentice
Working Fine Arts photographer needs a photo assistant. Learn while assisting. Salary upon sale of artwork. (510) 763-9750.
Housecleaning
HOUSECLEANERS
Experienced in residential cleaning. English speaking. Must want to work. Call (415) 441-9600. EURO Housekeeping

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Activism
CA Peace Action
Work for Peace - Peace Action is hiring both F/T and P/T activists to work to build the movement against Bush's racist crusade for global domination. F/T - guaranteed salary, full benefits. P/T - paid training, up to $13/hr. Call Chris or Kelly, 510.849.2081, www.californiapeaceaction.org
General
Distinctive running shoe store seeks qualified personnel. Several positions available including sales, stock and cashier. Footwear sales experience desired for sales. E-mail resumes to robert@shoesontherun.com or fax resumes to 415-665-3740. No calls please!
Sloat Garden Center, the premier retail garden center in SF has several positions available for: RETAIL NURSERY PERSON - Previous experience in a fast-paced retail or restaurant environment is essential. Academic or professional horticultural training/ experience a plus. Weekend availability a must! Energy, enthusiasm, dedication and hard work will be rewarded. Benefits Include: Full medical and dental insurance, profit and performance based bonus program, tuition reimbursement and 401K plan. Please contact Lora (415) 332-0657 ext. 114 or jobs@sloatgardens.com for an application.
Retail Sales
Sloat Garden Center
The premier retail garden center in SF has several positions available for: RETAIL NURSERY PERSON - Previous experience in a fast-paced retail or restaurant environment is essential. Weekend availability a must! Please contact Lora (415) 332-0657 ext. 114 or jobs@sloatgardens.com for an application. (SEE OUR DISPLAY AD FOR MORE DETAILS)
General
Bicycle Guide
Trek Travel LLC, the luxury bicycle tour division of Trek Bicycle Corp., is seeking intelligent, enthusiastic, energetic, and compassionate tour guides. 1-800-313-trek ext. 2074 or visit www.trektravel.com

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Electrician
S.R.Y. ELECTRIC, INC.
Remodels, New Construction, Phone and Cable, Old Service Upgrade Rewiring. INSURED. Eli C:(510) 812-5542 or (510) 620-0722.
Moving/Storage
The State of California Public Utilities Commission requires firms moving household goods to show a T-number in their ad. For information or to check a T-number, call the CA Public Utilities Commission at 1-800-366-4782.
Trucking/Hauling
YOEL'S HAULING
FROM $15/hr. Bay Area's Best Haulers also offer yard, garage cleanup, tree care and dump runs. (415) 282-2023 or page (415) 202-6572. WE RECYCLE.
BEASTS OF BURDEN
Big jobs! Small jobs! From hear to there. Better, cheaper, faster!! Strong, fast, friendly, careful. REFERENCES, LOW RATES. (415) 305-8599

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Home Services
Need an extra pair of hands? Non-profit Day Labor Program provides individuals and businesses w/ workers for moving, construction, cleaning, gardening & more. Specializing in short jobs, $12-15/hr. Call 7am-12noon Mon-Sat to hire one or many workers. (415) 252-5375 or 5376.

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Remodeling
ELI's HOME IMPROVEMENT
Electrical, Plumbing, Carpentry, Painting, Phone, Tile, more. INSURED - Call Eli, C:(510) 812-5542 or (510) 620-0722.
HANDYMAN SAM
4 years exp. Remodel, electrical, decks, landscaping, painting $25/hr. unlic. Free estimate. References. Call Sam (415) 385-6462

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Misc. Service
Need An Extra Pair Of Hands? Contact The SF Day Labor Program! We are a non-profit that specializes in connecting homeowners, renters, event planners, and businesses with an extra pair of hands. We specialize in temporary and sporadic labor, and can send workers to jobs as brief as three hours or can fill permanent positions. We are flexible, affordable, and convenient. Contact (415) 252-5375 or 5376 during business hours: 7am-1pm, Mon-Fri, 7am-12pm, Sat. Call up to an hour prior to reserve reliable workers for moving, hauling, gardening, clean-up, set-up, painting, security, and more. With prior notice, laborers are available 7 days/week, at all hours, at rates of $12-17/hr. Our Women's Collective [which can also be reached at (415) 252-5375 or 5376, and requires only one day advanced notice] specializes in cleaning, childcare, eldercare, and cooking. We are a non-profit dedicated to worker empowerment; all of the money that you are paying goes directly to the workers.

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Marketplace
Electronics
FREE DIRECTV SYSTEM including installation! 3 months free Showtime unlimited. Access 225+ channels! Digital-quality picture & sound. Packages from $31.99/mo. Limited time. 1-800-360-4039. (CAL*SCAN)
Furniture
Loft/dorm bed-dresser, desk, bookcase. All in one unit. light oak, good condition, can deliver, $450 OBO. 415-472-5543 or 415-246-7945.
Estate Sales
CONTENTS OF FINE HOME - ST. FRANCIS WOODS. Antiques, Furniture, Silver, China, Crystal, Jewelry, Books, Etc. 1520 MONTEREY BLVD., FRIDAY - SATURDAY. 10 AM - 5 PM, SUNDAY 10 AM - 3 PM. NO EARLY BIRDS, NO CHECKS, CASH ONLY.
Pets
Love to Share
Give a house rabbit a second chance at a good home. Healthy, friendly, spayed/ neutered house rabbits for adoption to loving Indoor homes. Sweet, adorable boys, girls and pairs. Don't buy a rabbit. Adopt and save a life! Contact Marcy at 415-388-2790 or SaveABunny@aol.com. Nonprofit rescue group.
See our new pet of the week in this week's Bay Guardian. Local adoptions are through the SF SPCA
Tickets/Entertainment
Airline Voucher/Certificate for all Continental and some Northwest flights. Worth $300; will sell for $200 or best offer. Must purchase before 12/02/02. (415) 431-4154.
Misc. Marketplace
SPA- DELUX MODEL, neckjets therapy seat, never used, can deliver, worth $5400, sell for $1950. Call (408) 732-1062.

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Smoker's Discount
Free cigarettes! Tax-free cigs shipped to your door! Call for promo sample/complete price list. 18+ (800) 435-0450 (8am - 5pm EST)
POWER WHEELCHAIRS available to qualified seniors over 65 years, no HMO's, unable to walk or self-propel manual wheelchairs. NO deposit or expense. Call 888-972-2300. (CAL*SCAN)

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Home Buyer Services
Reader's Notice
All real estate advertised herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make any such preference, limitation, or discrimination. We will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which is in violation of the law. All persons are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised are available on an equal opportunity basis.
Homes for Sale, SF
Diamond Heights Village- Beautiful remodeled top floor unit studio with alcove, fireplace, waterfalls, heated pool, club house, close to all. FSBO $235K. Call (415) 824-0639.
Homes for Sale, East Bay
Great Piedmont Home for $629,000 Howard St. Piedmont, CA 2 beds, 2 baths, updated kitchen, new paint Scott 510-410-2003
New Montclair Hills Home $839,000 Mellville Rd. Oakland. Huge new home, top of line appliances, excellent taste. Scott 510-410-2003

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Homes for Sale, Other
Know all your neighbors. Oak Creek Commons is starting construction on a 36-household cohousing community on 14 wooded acres with year round flowing stream in Paso Robles on the beautiful Central Coast. A few homes are still available. Our neighborhood includes environmentally designed private homes with the benefits of shared land, resources and community activities. Free information meetings every month in the Bay Area. For more info, call 1-800-489-8715 or visit our website at www.OakCreekCommons.org.
BELIZE!-New custom home on fenced, fertile, 1/3 acre. Electric, septic, spiral stairs. Mature mangos, bananas, oranges, coconuts. 2 blocks to carribean water. Gov't deed. Finish your dream. $58,000. Really!. By owner. 415-279-5876. belizeitornot01@aol.com
Priced to Sell! 4bdrm 2ba, Lrg. yard, fully remodeled kitchen, refinished red oak parquet floors, 1222 Foxworthy Ave 408 266-4464
Adams Point Townhouse $319,000 Span/Med 2 bdrm near Lake Merritt. Open Oct 20th 2-4:30pm. 367 Vernon St #2. Patsy Buhler 510.531.7000
Berkeley Hills View(GGB&SF) $775,000. 1111 Grizzly Peak blvd. 4bd/3ba newly remodeled. New kitchen, ba & bdrm. Owner motivated.(510) 910-0871
Hercules Affordable Home. 4 BR, 3 BA in established neighborhood! Lg family rm, Skylights, 2-Car, Open: 10/23 1-4 pm 925.580.8801 www.ziprealty.com
Condo in Antioch2bd/1bth, newer carpet/paint/linol, central air/heat, washer/dryer hook-ups, 2 parking spots. Very updated. Contact Kim@Assist2Sell (925) 998-1645

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Rural Real Estate
20 ACRE REPOSSESSIONS! $0 down, $89.82/month, $8,979.42 Save $1,000+! (10%/216 months). Near booming El Paso, Texas. Road access. Free maps/pictures. Sunset Ranches 1-800-343-9444. (CAL*SCAN)
Property for Sale
ARIZONA BEST BARGAIN, 36 acres - $24,900. Borders State Land. Beautiful ranch in Williams/Flagstaff area, perfect 6,100' climate. Spectacular mountain views. Affordable financing. AZLR 1-877-282-5263. (CAL*SCAN)
NEW MEXICO MOUNTAINS - 140 AC - Only $49,900. Gorgeous grasslands, mature tree cover, 6300 ft. elevation. Mountain views, year-round roads, and electric. Perfect for horse lovers. Adjacent to national forest. Excellent financing. Call today! This won't last! SW Properties of NM, Inc. 1-888-292-9711. (CAL*SCAN)
SO. COLORADO LOG cabin 40 ac. - $89,900. Outstanding Rocky Mtn. views from the deck of this beautiful log cabin, close to 1,000's of BLM rec. land. Enjoy rural living unbelievable prices. Call RCR toll-free 1-866-696-5263. (CAL*SCAN)
20 ACRE REPOSSESSIONS! $0 down, $89.82/month, $8,979.42 Save $1,000+! (10%/216 months). Near booming El Paso, Texas. Road access. Free maps/pictures. Sunset Ranches 1-800-343-9444. (CAL*SCAN)
NEW TO MARKET Colorado's Best 35 Acres- $79,900 view, Creek frontage, Aspen- Gently rolling acreage. Back boundary. Wide Creek. Adjacent to fed land & lakes. Huge views, country road & electric. 2.5 hours west of Vail in unspoiled Rockies. Avoid the crowds and pay bargain amount for Colorado's best! Hurry! Call 1-866-262-7335. (CAL*SCAN)
*LAND AUCTION* 200 Properties must be sold! Low down/E-Z Financing. Free catalog. 800-536-9154. www.landauction.com (CAL*SCAN)

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Vacation Property
Artistic Retreat
Affordable Lafayette, Delightful Home, almost 1/4 acre, lots of privacy, 2-3 bedrooms, detached studio, wonderful yard, great location. $525,000. Dick Versperman, www.DickVesperman.com, RE/MAX Accord (925) 242-8941.

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Roommate Services
ALL AREAS - ROOMMATE.COM Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit: www.Roommate.com (AAN CAN)
Shared Housing, SF
$450+ Roommate Srvc.
All Areas Browse/ List Free! www.Sublet.com, 1-877-FOR-RENT.
AGONIZING OVER RENT? Find a Roommate Online! Customized Matching All areas, Ads with pics Chat, Daily Emails, More! www.RoommmateAccess.com Toll Free: 1-866-823-2200
$700 INNER RICHMOND - Nice flat in quiet neighborhood to share with 1 female. Includes washer/dryer, water, garbage. No PETS or SMOKERS. (415) 751-7697
$450-750 Fulton/Stanyan- year lease, 2 months deposit. 3 floors. 4-8 people/floor. 3 kitchens and 5 bathrooms. Call (415) 752-4840
$550 a month. Furnished room TV, and bed utilities included. Sharing kithen and bathroom . Laundry accessable & transportation nearby. Female only. email: monica2992002@yahoo.com
NEED A ROOMMATE ...... FAST?
San Francisco's #1 roommate service. Matches in Minutes!!! Safe & Secure (415) 397-4008. www.RoommateExpress.com
$600 GG PARK - Sunny lrg room with view of GG Park. Walk-in closets, furnished, cable. (415) 221-2308 or (415) 305-5357
$700 Richmond District (22nd and California) to share a bright and sunny 2 bedroom. Female preferred. PG&E included. Please contact Roxanna at (415) 752-5133.
$800 Outer Mission room available. Large backyard, easy street parking, short walk to BART and MUNI. Quiet, easygoing roommates prefer. 1/3 utilities. Call (415) 585-8986
$900 Richmond - Master bedroom with bath in 3BR, 2BA modern spacious flat with view and yard. Sublet OK. (415) 876-0440.
$700 OUTER RICHMOND - Modern spacious 3 BR 2 BA flat. Yard, washer/dryer, close to transport. Fireplace, outside smokers only. (415) 876-0440
$650 Mt. Davidson- utilities included, share 2 bedroom, 1 bath house with gay male. Near muni and Bart. No pets or smokers. Males preferred Call (415) 334-2595.
$650 NOE VALLEY Seeking mature female for sunny room in 2BR/2BA. Great views, private bath, patio, easy street parking. Details at MetroRent.com. The most available listings, SF and East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, free search preview, free limited membership. Ask about our money-back guarantee! www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!

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Shared Housing, East Bay
$500+ Sublets & Roommates
www.Sublet.com Short and long term: Owners Direct! 1-877-FOR-RENT. NO Brokers Fee! Furnished and Unfurnished.
Sublets
$850+ Apt's & Sublets
1-2 bedrooms, furnished and unfurnished. All Areas, Browse/ List Free. www.TheSublet.com (201) 265-7900
$450+ Roommate Srvc.
All Areas Browse/ List Free! www.Sublet.com, 1-877-FOR-RENT.
Ocean View Sublet Tastefully furnished 500 sq. ft studio ocean views in well kept building. Nonsmoker, single, w/excellent references. Avail. Nov. 1 $1,000/mo. pepe@pepeshideaway.com
Leaving for the Holidays? Retired MD and wife seek to sublet your SF home from Dec. 18-Jan. 3rd. Contact Karenjoymelander@yahoo.com

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Rental Services
SUBLET & ROOMMATE SERVICE. List a Sublet for FREE! Or Find a Sublet. www.Sublet.com, Long & Short term rentals for all US cities!! 1-877-FOR-RENT.
All real estate advertised herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make any such preference, limitation, or discrimination. We will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which is in violation of the law. All persons are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised are available on an equal opportunity basis.
Rental Housing, SF
$850+ Apt's & Sublets
1-2 bedrooms, furnished and unfurnished. All Areas, Browse/ List Free. www.Sublet.com, 1-877-FOR-RENT.
Clean private rooms
with kitchenette, ceiling fan, laundry. Bus access, Potrero location. $500-600/month. (415) 824-3600. Call 10am-6pm.
Rooms for rent from $549 Or $998 for couple in San Francisco and East Bay. 3 BD, 1BA, 1GR $1998 East Bay. Please call (415) 441-4193
$325 Bernal Heights - Cozy garage workshop, ART studio near Mission St. Good light, nice space, about 200 sq. ft., no oil paint/solvents, Call (415) 285-9430
Hayes Valley $1900 2 bdrm flat, appliances, dishwasher, fireplace, hardwood floors, open living rm/dining rm, modern building.Garage avail. additional $100. 415-522-1800 www.D-homes.com
Ashbury Heights $850 petite room, many closets, private bath, street parking, laundry, no pets/smokers, share electric and cable costs, views, sublet/permanent pedunaj@earthlink.net
$3200 Sunset- Great Hwy House 2bd, 2ba. Ocean view, Beach across the street, 2 kitchens, partial hardwood floors, fireplace, Washer/Dryer, Gas Stove, Split yard. Must see! Bkr (415) 661-7653
$1275 DIAMOND HEIGHTS VILLAGE- Beautiful remodeled studio wit alcove, fireplace, waterfalls, garden setting, heated pool, clubhouse. Close to all. Available November 1. Call (415) 824-0639.
$2100 North Oakland- Live, Workin Old Firestation, 2100 sq ft, one bedroom, roll up door, garden, parking, washer/ dryer, no smoking/dogs Call (510) 420-0795
$1000 Bernal Heights - Studio, private, offstreet parking, W/D, utilities included, Jacuzzi, garden plot, available Nov. 1st, no smoking, no dogs, (415) 824-9380
$3850 LAKE MERCED - 4BR., 2.5BA., 2 GARAGES, DEN, FENCED YARD. 271 MORNINGSIDE DR. (415) 923-1100. You have over 7500 rentals to choose from. We cover the entire Bay Area. FREE Sample List With Interior Photos at www.BayRentals.net. 30+ years experience. Credit Reports Available. Landlords list your vacancies FREE. #1 Service in the Bay Area. 3027 Fillmore (415) 929-1100. Member of the BBB.
$1500 COW HOLLOW - LARGE 1BR., NEW CARPETS, PET, W/D, BIG KITCHEN. 3007 FILLMORE. (415) 566-6608. You have over 7500 rentals to choose from. We cover the entire Bay Area. FREE Sample List With Interior Photos at www.BayRentals.net. 30+ years experience. Credit Reports Available. Landlords list your vacancies FREE. #1 Service in the Bay Area. 3027 Fillmore (415) 929-1100. Member of the BBB.
$2488 COW HOLLOW - 2BR., GARAGE, W/D, DEN, STORAGE, YARD, PATIO, NEW APPLIANCES. 229 PIXLEY ALLEY. (415) 924-6680. You have over 7500 rentals to choose from. We cover the entire Bay Area. FREE Sample List With Interior Photos at www.BayRentals.net. 30+ years experience. Credit Reports Available. Landlords list your vacancies FREE. #1 Service in the Bay Area. 3027 Fillmore (415) 929-1100. Member of the BBB.
$2300 RICHMOND - 3BR., 2BA., DEN FIREPLACE, DINNING ROOM. 422 32ND AVE. (415) 379-0118. You have over 7500 rentals to choose from. We cover the entire Bay Area. FREE Sample List With Interior Photos at www.BayRentals.net. 30+ years experience. Credit Reports Available. Landlords list your vacancies FREE. #1 Service in the Bay Area. 3027 Fillmore (415) 929-1100. Member of the BBB.
$995 PAC HEIGHTS Sunny studio/1BA with eat-in kitchen, laundry, garage. Superb location! Details at MetroRent.com. The most available listings, SF and East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, free search preview, free limited membership. Ask about our money-back guarantee! www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!
$1375 MARINA Bridge views from1BR/1BA with laundry, parking. Cats welcome! Details at MetroRent.com. The most available listings, SF and East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, free search preview, free limited membership. Ask about our money-back guarantee! www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!
$1400 RUSSIAN HILL 1BR/1BA with deck, DW, garaged parking in fantastic location! Details at MetroRent.com. The most available listings, SF and East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, free search preview, free limited membership. Ask about our money-back guarantee! www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!Vacancies Free!
$1850 COLE VALLEY 2BR/1BA with DW, W/D, eat-in kitchen, sep dining area, fireplace, nice details! Pets welcome. Details at MetroRent.com. The most available listings, SF and East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, free search preview, free limited membership. Ask about our money-back guarantee! www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!
$1500 LAUREL HEIGHTS Large 2BR/1.5BA corner unit with views, storage, garage, DW, W/D! Details at MetroRent.com. The most available listings, SF and East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, free search preview, free limited membership. Ask about our money-back guarantee! www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!
$2995 NOE VALLEY 3BR/2BA condo with separate living and dining rooms, breakfast room, gourmet kitchen, fireplace, garage, designer touches. Details at MetroRent.com. The most available listings, SF and East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, free search preview, free limited membership. Ask about our money-back guarantee! www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!
$1895 Inner Sunset 3BR, 1 Ba. 1400 sq. ft. NEW carpet, large bay windows. Prkng. avail. (510) 487-2564 or rent_sunset@yahoo.com. no pets/smoking

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Rental Housing, East Bay
$450 Apt. & Sublet Service
All Areas Browse/ List Free! www.Sublet.com, 1-877-FOR-RENT.
SEARS LOFTS
Live/work LOFTS and STUDIOS, 27th at Telegraph in Oakland. Open-air atrium and laundry facilities. Some units with patios, views and W/D hookups. Gated parking. (510) 238-8300, www.madisonparkreit.com.
$1495 Oakland Hills- Parkwoods. Spacious, Quiet! 1bedroom, 1bath, top floor, fireplace, vaulted ceilings, balcony, Washer/Dryer. Gym, Pool. Easy to Highways 13/24/580. no pets. Kent 310-369-9116.
$1550 Oakland. Musicians leaving rehearsal space. 1250 sq. ft. Fully converted warehouse with private bathroom, living room area, food kitchen. 2 bedrooms, each w/private entrances. Soundproof rehearsal space. Off street parking. South of Fruitvale. Tom Solveson (209) 815-8650 or 1-800-830-9470.
West Oakland live/work rm & art loft. full bath. Darkroom access, private prkng, laundry, access to Bay Bridge. $500/month. 510-763-9750
Gay Friendly $1700/Mo. Gorgeous 2BR/1BA Spanish style bungalow in Crockett. Newly restored hrdwd floors, views, full basement, garage (707) 996-9640
$950 Vallejo Heritage Area- Close to SF Ferry. 5 rooms (3 small rooms), fireplace, garden. Quite responsible person/people. Call (707) 747-9046

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Rental Housing, Other
$950 Heritage area-Vallejo. Close to SF Ferry. 5 rooms (3 small bedroom), fireplace, garden. Quiet responsible person/people. 707-747-9046.
FINAL OFFER! 20 Acre Repossessions! Take over $89.82 payment. Save $1,000! 30 milesfrom bustling El Paso, Texas. 1-800-843-7537. www.sunsetranches.com (AAN CAN)
Live/Work Space
FOR LEASE/ RENT
SOMA - Office/ Retail/ Art Studio/ Live-Work/ Warehouse. $2500, will divide/negotiable. Call (415) 541-0646. Ask for Harry.
$500 West Oakland - Room (350 sq. ft) within Large 2000 sq. ft live/ work art loft with darkroom access. Ideal for photographer. Easy access to Bay Bridge. (510) 763-9750.
Live Work Spaces. Oakland near Fruitvale BART. Kitchen. Full Bath. 1900 square feet $1900/month. (510) 536-9828.

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Commercial Rentals
Art Studios-metal or ceramic
Sculpture. No live-ins. Util incl. $320(359 sqft.), $426(507 sqft.). 2-mo. deposit + liability ins. req. Hunters Pt. Shipyard 822-9675
Vacation Rentals
TIME SHARE & CAMPGROUND rent or own dream vacations, great locations & prices. Super deals in Mexico. Vacation Network Advertising Corp. 888-534-3800 www.vnac1.com (CAL*SCAN)

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Musicians Wanted
STAND-IN BASSIST WANTED - for live gigs. Melodic hard rock. (510) 654-6791
Drummer needed by explosive SF Hard Rock group. Salary position, tours, recording...Wide Influences, heavy minor sound. (510) 482-4022.
Drums and Bass Wanted for San Francisco rock band. Gary (415) 386-0747 Steve (415) 752-4687
The Groove Monster seeks guitarist, drums, vocals, horns. Sabbath meets Funkadelic. Influences: Zeppelin, Jimi, Mahavishnu, Zappa. Call Phil (510) 653-7228
Drummer Wanted-Well connected band needs a drummer. Be creative, talented, and in your 20's. Alt. melodic, pop, rock. Be available for practice, gig, and tour. Career minded only. 415-807-9037.
Singers Wanted!-Sacred & Profane, an East Bay chamber chorus, seeks singers for all voice parts.Candidates should enjoy singing in a small group and have strong musicianship skills.To audition, contact Jane Mason @ 510.601.6748 or jbmink@lmi.net
Heavy/ Melodic Vocalist Wanted
System of a Down, Godsmack, Deftones, Tool. Semi-established, Pro situation w/ industry connections. (415) 819-2285 or (831) 588-7521.
Dolly Rocker wants second violin or other strings. Current lineup: female vocalist/guitarist, drums, violin. Think Dirty3, Nico, Cat Power. Debut album out. www.dollyrockertheband.com. 681-9618.
Established Celtic Rock band looking for electric guitar player. National/ International touring and recording. No drugs. Committed professionals. Email resume to Chimera@saber.net or fax to 510-452-9469.
Vocalist/Lyrist wanted-To work on/complete CD. Authentic classic rock style material. 650-738-9630.
DRUMMER WANTEDwith rehearsal space to work on/complete CD. Authentic classic rock style material. 650-738-9630.
Singing Musicians Wanted - Bassist, Guitar, Violin, Mandolin? To form duo or small band. Blues/ Americana/ Folk rock. Originals and covers. Older musicians welcome. All must sing and play an instrument. Gary (415) 665-2082
Guitarist with strong metal/goth background and creative, original song writing ability wanted for SF band 415-621-1747

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Rehearsal Space
OAKLAND
9029 Studios has rehearsal and recording studios from $275/month. (510) 553-9029 www.9029studios.com
Big Private Rehearsal Studio to share. Leave your equipment setup! Avail. Tues., Fri., Sat. or Sun. Pt. Richmond Area 415-250-9220
Music Studio
Music Services
SING! Blues, Jazz, Rock, Pop, Folk, & More. All Ages/ All Levels. Breathing, Mic Technique, Presence, Power. FREE CONSULTATION, REASONABLE RATES. Pro singer teaching since 1973. (510) 522-3399.
Singing Technique
Expand range, volume, breath. Beautiful singing the natural way. All styles-levels. Free session. Bruno Alving (415) 468-3264.
Musicians
Career assistance is available for working musicians. We can help you with Networking, Gig Referrals, Contracts, Instrument Insurance, Rehearsal Space and much More! The Musicians Union, Local 6 116, 9th St. San Francisco, Ca. 94103 (415) 575-0777. www.afm6.org
DJ
Local DJ specializing in funky house and dance music. 3+ years exp. 100's of records. Awesome sound system. Now offering recession rates!! House parties, clubs, outdoor events. I support local artists and labels! E-mail for further info: infinisly@yahoo.com or call (415) 939-4949
CRI FORMER CLIENTS?
Has your project been sunk? Woo Woo Studios lifeboat can rescue your project. (415) 845-7653
Inexpensive CD duplication! Fast turnaround! Specializing in small quantity duplication at prices cheaper than large companies. Mastering services available. Contact Mike at (415) 474-3447 or meezkneez@animail.net

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Music Equipment for Sale
String Bass. Outstanding Tone $695. Cello $395. Both Mint Condition. Completely Adjusted Ready to Play. With Deluxe Case/Bag. (415) 596-4277
MAXIMIZE YOUR MUSIC-Build your own soundbooth. 1-888-777-7808.
$ SAXOPHONES WANTED. TOP CASH PAID. Call (415) 647-7777.
Analog Synthesizers! NEW minimoog Voyagers - LIMITED EDITION - signed by Bob Moog. Now available at the Guitar Center. www.moogmusic.com (AAN CAN)

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Body & Soul
Aromatherapy
EUROPEAN AROMATHERAPY
Therapeutic massage Julie, CMT (415) 386 4939
Astrology
Astrobarry - Weekly Horoscopes, Astrology Readings. (415) 242-4273, www. astrobarry.com
Classes
T'AI CHI CH'UAN
New beginning classes. Tues and Thurs 6-7pm. Sat at 11am - 301 8th Street Room 260 SF. Call (415) 285-1453
KUNDALINI YOGA
Kundalini yoga uses breath, posture and mantra to quickly channel healing, rejuvenating energy to the body's organ systems and energy centers. At the SF LGBT Community Center, Thurs. 7:30-9:30 PM, $10 donation requested. Info: (415) 206-9350 or www.Luxnoir.com.
Creating a Life Worth Living Career Design for the Creatively Inclined.Classes and teacher certification with best-selling author Carol Lloyd. carol@salon.com www.creatingalifeworthliving.com
AKB's CPR Get knowledge and skills to help save a life. BLS classes for beginners and renewals. So, why travel far when I can come to you? (415) 990-1846 akb20@juno.com

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Certified Massage Therapy
GREAT MASSAGE FOR MEN
~ FULL BODY ~ Swedish - Trager - Deep Tissue Call Jef at (415) 706-1630.
Exceptional & Outstanding Professional massage 415.339.8115. Photos Info and Map, visit home.switchboard.com/cmt
Massage for Men
Swedish Hot Oil/ Deep Tissue - Relax and Let Go!! Adam CMT. (415) 552-6677.
A Japanese Woman's Touch Treat Yourself - Call Sayo (415) 310-0820
A French Woman's Massage
Gives you Strength, Serenity & Happiness. Body Shampoo Available. Dominique (415) 641-1405.
San Mateo/Airport
Full body therapeutic massage for men by exp'd CMT. Joe (650) 347-2937.
Fireside Massage
Unique, unhurried Swedish massage for men. 5 years experience. Pacific Heights. Johnny (415) 505-3060.
Asian Shiatsu & Swedish by nurturing CMT. Call Julia if you wish to float away to paradise. In/Out. SF/East Bay. (510) 387-6639 or (415) 309-7511.
DYNAMIC Health & Healing
Offers massage which is healthy and healing to the body. Noe Valley. (Non-Sexual). (415) 954-3632.
THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE
And Craniosacral Work in the comfort of your home. David Jacob, CMT. Strictly non-sexual. 415-563-1548.
Natural Wonder. Face and Body clinic. 2300 Taraval St/33rd Ave. 1/2 hour Therapeutic Massage or Mini-Facial & Salt Glow only $59! 1hour therapeutic massage only $45. Facials, Nails, Waxing also available. 415-661-9888.
Exqueeze Me!
Have you ever felt my hands on your body? They bring you the ultimate friendship between your body & your mind. www.integratedbodywork.com Lisa CMT, CHT, MA. (415) 759-0569
Traditional Thai Massage
Combination of Jopsen and Nuad Bo Ruarn. Help with medical issues. Jacuzzi, sauna and steam-room. (415) 425-4447

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Counseling
Does It Hurt Inside?
So bad you can't let anyone see? The passage to freedom is here. Julie Armer, MA, LMFT. Gentle, practical individual/ couples therapy. (415) 882-1161 Noe Valley. www.PersonalChange.org
Bay Area Depression & Anxiety Treatment Center. Specialists in Cognitive Therapy for depression & anxiety. Call for free self-test and brochure. (415) 550-1550
Affordable Psychotherapy
Safe, supportive environment. Experienced post-masters interns. BAPS/Oak Creek Counseling Center. Locations in SF & East Bay. Fees: $25-90. Call 1-888-649-9320. T. Michahelles, M.F.T.#23074, Director.
Interactive Depth Psychotherapy:
A bridge to change. Address mid-life themes, relationship issues and childhood trauma. Dona Templeman (IMFP 37521) Supervised by Kathy Glasser (MFP 18869). Sliding Scale, Call (415) 455-3271.
Relationship Counseling
Therapy focused on intimate relationship issues: current battles/ impasses; history of long-standing relationship problems: trouble forming or staying in relationships; unresolved childhood issues that continue to haunt you. Individual/ couples; Saturday hours. Carol Gould, MFCC (415) 826-5435.
OVEREATING?
When you find stuffing feelings & turning to food for comfort stops working...Compassionate & Effective Therapy. Ellen Dekker, MFT (415) 979-6830.
Looking for a meaningful MFT internship? Join the University of San Francisco Center for child and family development. Our Mission Possible School outreach program is the largest in the U.S.A. Immediate openings, outstanding supervision, child and family hours available. Contact Dr. Brian Gerrard (415) 422-2137.
HYPNOSIS
Create lasting change easily! Stop smoking, increase self-esteem, overcome challenges and much more. Dara Tuell is a Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist and Holistic Counselor. Wise Ways (415) 939-4442

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Dating Services
Single?
Meet Quality Singles with the Bay Area's Largest Singles Dining and Adventure Club. We have a variety of services that can help you fall in love or just have fun. Let one of our consultants assist you today! Table For Six Total Adventures. SF - (415) 782-0680, Silicon Valley - (650) 934-0800. www.tableforsix.com
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Meeting Game® Salon
Meet Singles, a few at a time, at evenings of short, thought-provoking, conversations and ice-breakers. ALSO: 10-Minute Dating™ - (415) 789-7887, www.MeetingGame.com.

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Family Services
ADOPTION WORKS!
Sail right through the adoption process with our help! We've assisted birthmothers like yourself--wishing to find a perfect couple to raise & love their newborn. Many $ secure, happy couples waiting for the challenges of parenting. Give us a call for resumes/photos or to meet them! $ assistance. Diane Michelsen Adoption & Surrogacy Law Office. 800-877-1990/www.lodm.com.
Family Fertility Center
We provide access to two of the most modern options available for bringing a baby into the family: Egg Donation and Surrogacy. (925) 977-4850 or www.surromother.com
Healing Arts
Male Witch. Psychic readings and counselling. Casting and removal of spells. Contact with spirits. Call 24/7. Tom 800-419-3346. Credit/Debit Cards. Get your lover back. (AAN CAN)

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HIV
T-Cell activity significantly improved naturally. For more info. call or write Joe Ginsberg (800)794-2492 jmginsberg@att.net.
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Holistic Bodywork
Massage For Women
Stress relief for professionals. Body to body hot oil massage by young, muscular black masseuse. Downtown SF and Berkeley. Lamar (415) 798-3144.
Hypnotherapy
Hypnosis Healing
Tap into your inner-powers. Free yourself from old patterns. Renew your emotional and physical health; enjoy blissful relaxation. Caring, Safe and Confidential. Nina Glaser / Hypnotherapist. (415) 516-2133. nglaser9@earthlink.net
Psychotherapy
IT'S YOUR DREAM - CLAIM IT! Transform your darkness into Creativity, Confidence, Love and Success - ART/ Expressive Art Therapy, Jungian Orientation Dreamwork. 25 experience in private practice and teaching internationally. Licensed Psychotherapist, Rana Halprin, MA/ MFT, (415) 721-5374. www.sanfranciscocounseling.com
Psychics
**Psychic Readings by Destiny** I am not just another psychic. I was born with a spiritual gift and a special knowledge that will help you overcome any situation. Guaranteed help (415) 759-0900

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Religion/Spirituality
"Start saving your gelt...Chanukah is early this year! Find out when: (415) 777-4545, or JewishNfo@sfjcf.org, Jewish Community Information & Referral - www.jholidays.org
Sexuality
Not A Condom!
Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection. Paid study for couples to test diaphragm with either the gel or regular spermicide as birth control for 7-12 months. Call 1-800-300-5767 - SF and East Bay locations.
Bikram Yoga
Eagle posture - come improve the mechanics of your sexual organs. Don't delay in living a more satisfying life. Don't you deserve it? Sweaty, hot yoga is waiting for you. Why wait - Try Bikram Yoga today.
SEX & RELATIONSHIP COUNSELING
Integrating Sexuality and the Psyche Tantra Coaching; an exploration into the spiritual side of sex. Alternative lifestyles & Special Interests; a place to air concerns. Robin Taylor, Ph.D. Certified Sexologist, Peninsula Area. 1-866-888-8020.
The Erotic Chocolate Shoppe
Custom Molded Erotic Chocolates VERY special for parties and gifts! (415) 273-1016 www.eroticchocolates.com

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Skin Care
Prima Facie Skincare Salon - A Castro tradition for 25 years! Because...You Deserve It! 561 Castro Street, (415) 558-0401 and (415) 626-7700.
Spas
SUNshine SPA
Pleasant Hill's Most Pleasing Experience! Hot Tub Rentals with Sauna! Hourly and package rates. Expert Massage Therapists On Site. 1948 Contra Costa Blvd. Pleasant Hill. (925) 685-7822. See ad in front of Guardian for special discounts.
Support Groups
RECOVERY, INC. Self-Help Mental Health. For panic attacks, depression, phobias, other nervous symptoms & fears. Weekly. Free. (510) 482-5808

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Workshops
Witches, Pagans, Faeries, Shamans, Practitioners of the Craft - ALL ARE WELCOME to practically approach the CORE of Magik - Breaking Down the Illusions of Gender. Take a new and refreshing look at the dynamic and magnetic constructs of the god & goddess (and all the values in-between). These workshops are hosted by Wolf, a metaphsician with more than 50 years backgound in American Indian mythology, Rosicrucian studies, Greek mythology, astrology, numerology, Wiccan, Egyptian and Eastern Metaphysics. Let us know what day of the week and times are best for you, tentatively scheduled for Sundays 3PM to 6PM/$10 donation per week. Call Wolf 415.999.2200 or Wolf@luxnoir.com M-F after 8PM weekdays; all day weekends .
Yoga/Meditation
KUNDALINI YOGA- SF LGBT Community Center, Thursdays 7:30 to 9:30 PM, $10 donation requested. Info: (415) 206-9350 or www.Luxnoir.com

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New Cars & Trucks
1998 Dodge Durango. 62k miles, 40,000 miles left on warranty. White, very clean. 4WD V8, A/C, Power windows/doors. $14,500. (510) 540-7855.
Used Cars & Trucks
San Francisco Toyota 877-GET-APPROVED Live in the city? Need a new/used vehicle? Bankruptcy, Collections, Late Payments, or simply bad luck? Why drive 25 miles? WE CAN HELP YOU RIGHT NOW! 24 Hours/7 Days a Week 877-438-2777
'84 F350 Pickup-With utility boxes, white, V8 460 AT, strong working truck with smog certificate. Please call for details: 650-340-7047
'88 Corvette-Convertible, black exterior, brown interior, mechanically sound with smog certificate. Please call: 650-340-7047.
'91 Toyota Celica-White body, 88K miles, new used motor, mechanically sound with smog certificate. For more details call: 650-340-7047.
'65 VW Bug-White, all original, low miles, 6 volt system. Call for details: 650-340-7047.
'97 Eddie Bauer Expedition-green, 2WD tinted nice sound with CD, 125K miles, well maintained and fresh paint. Call for details: 650-340-7047.
'88 Volvo Wagon-Clean car, high miles, recent smog, fresh head gasket. Please call for details: 650-340-7047.
'92 Hummer-Cream color, all original, 32K miles, diesel military edition, excellent parade vehicle. Call for details: 650-340-7047.
'98 Mitsubishi Convertible-All original, low miles, priced below wholesale bluebook. Call for details: 650-340-7047.
'86 Hyundai Sedan-Blue, 5 speed, clean car, 118K, recent smog. 650-340-7047.
'95 Dodge Neon-, 2 dr, AT, air, power steering, 136k miles. Clean inside and out $1,950 obo Call (415) 970-0755
'94 ISUZU TROOPER- excellent condition, new brakes and tune up, 119k miles, A/W, A/D, A/C, CD, 4WD, $6000 obo Call (415) 682-8057
66' Dodge Dart
Slant-6. Needs some radiator work. $750 OBO. (415) 487-2509.
1998 Dodge Durango 62k miles, 40,000 left on warranty. White, very clean.V8, 4WD, A/C, power windows/doors. New transmission. $14,500. 510-540-7855
'79 MERCEDES 450SLC- Hardtop Coupe, Silver, Amg Mods, New Engine/Transmission 1,000 Miles Ago, $7,500 obo Call (925) 458-8802
'01 TOYOTA RAV4L-, 4WD, Black, 5spd, 46,500 Miles, Loaded, One Owner, Regularly Serviced At Dealer, $15,500 obo Call (925) 458-8802
'93 Mazda Protege- 5 spd, 4DR, 133K Miles 1 owner, all maintenance records. Body in good condition, runs great. A/C, Alarm, Cassette. $2,100 obo Call (925) 209-1880
'90 Honda Accord- 2-door, 143k miles, excellent condition. Sunroof, cassette deck, 4 speakers, 45-watt stereo. $3300 obo. Call Damin (415) 563-7248.
2 Benz's for 2K, Classic 1976 240D and 1975 240D fully loaded, need a little work Call (415) 789-8421 and leave message

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Motorcycles
'85 Honda V65 Sabre-Black, 44K miles, good transportation, 1100cc motor, please call for details: 650-340-7047.
Service Station
B & W Brakes See our coupons in this week's paper.
Misc. Transportation
STAR LIGHT STAR BRIGHT DONATE YOUR CAR TONIGHT Donations benefit kids of cops killed on duty. 888-942-WISH. run in even issues
1-800-CHARITY! Donate your vehicle directly to the original, nationally acclaimed Charity Cars. 100% charity - not a used car dealer/fundraiser. 1-800-CHARITY (1-800-242-7489). www.charitycars.org (CAL*SCAN)

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Travel Services
Frequent Flyer Miles
Buy/Sell. Top Dollar paid for airline miles. Upgrade, bumped tickets-etc. Call Toll Free 1-866-684-2300.
STA TRAVEL
Its your trip, take it!! Specials to: London, Paris, Frankfurt, Amsterdam and Madrid. See our ad in this weeks Travel Section for other destinations. cst# 1017560-40. (415) 391-8407 36 Geary St. (650) 322-4790 267 University Ave. www.statravel.com
Yankee Clipper Travel
1-866-356-2260. Las Vegas Packages Available. Cruises also Available. Yankeeclippertravel.com. cst# 2057689-40 ... See our ad in the travel section for other destinations.

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