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Credit Report Review
Certified counselors will provide and explain contents of your credit
report from all 3 bureaus. CCCS 150 Post St, Fifth Floor, SF.
800-777-PLAN www.cccssf.org
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Be Your Own Lawyer
THE MORE YOU DO THE LESS IT COSTS. General Business, Wills, Contracts
& Leases, Immigration. Susan Petro, Atty. At Law, (415) 586-3066. |
BANKRUPTCY - CH. 13 & 7
Low Fees; 32 years experience
Patrick McNamara, Attorney (415) 239-4085 (510) 893-7383 www.McN4BKLAW.com |
BANKRUPTCY?
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800.909.8439
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PASS ANY DRUG TEST
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**Perfect Event Space
Perfect 5,000 sq. ft. space available for your Art shows, Film shooting,
Corporate parties. Includes Full sound system, bar & much more! near California/Van
Ness. Call Joe: (415) 474-6968. |
UCSF ORAL SEX & HIV STUDY
Do you perform oral sex on men? Do you wonder about your risk of being infected
with HIV this way? Interested in participating in a UCSF research study?
Call 1-877-ORAL-HIV to find out more. |
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DONORS NEEDED to play "Uncle". (510) 523-7737. |
Be An Angel & Donate Eggs
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Date fellow graduates & faculty of Stanford, UCB, the Ivies, Caltech, Claremont
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A R T I S T S
Painters, photographers, sculptors, fine artists! Learn to survive & prosper
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to advanced. Call today: (510) 653-1655 |
BANKRUPTCY RELIEF
Free consultation. Weekend and evenings. Payment plan. Patrick McMahon (415)
543-9338 |
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Women of all Races
Be An Egg Donor!
Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking
women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at
www.SFfertility.com
www.sffertility.com, email: francke@sffertility.com |
Sex Taking Over Your Life?
Counseling for men w/compulsive sexual behavior. George Collins, M.A, 925-932-0201. |
BANKRUPTCY-LOW$
M Courson, Esq. 415.487.0100 www.SFlawyer.net www.sflawyer.net,
email: marty@sflawyer.net |
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Lowest tuition in SF! Job placement assistance incl. Attend an intro class
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LEARN SPANISH NOW!
Come one night weekly or take our WEEKEND one day immersion workshops. Private
lessons and custom programs available. For info: (415) 923-0754 www.weekendenespanol.com
WEEKEND EN ESPANOL |
Work Injury?
Local work injury victims turn to Free Report, to find out about their rights
and what they need to know if they or someone they care about has been involved
in an on-the-job injury. Call the toll-free 24 hr. recorded message at (800)
572-2306 |
**TATTOO REMOVAL-LASER**
Laser Center @ Union Square (415) 392-3333 Hair removal as well. |
AIKIDO - 16 Intro Classes $75
Begins Nov. 3rd. 3435 Cesar Chavez @ Valencia. Penny Sablove, 3rd degree
black belt. (415) 643-8407.www.heartaikido.com. |
** HAIR MODELS NEEDED!**
at DiPietro Todd Salon for Cutting & Color. Call (415) 693-5549 |
Hawaii $185 O.W.
Mexico/Caribbean $300 RT or packages $800-1600/wk. www.airtech.com, (212)
219-7000. www.airtech.com, email:
joyest@jeffnet.org |
CONCERNED ABOUT HEART DISEASE?
UCSF is conducting studies to learn more about genetics and individual
response to drug treatments for hypertension and high cholesterol. We
are seeking African American and Caucasian men and women age 18+
For more information call (415) 206-5461 or 206-8164
Lab results and $150-$250 compensation given upon completion of study
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"It's not the strong that SURVIVE
but the PREPARED!"
Earn your black belt in fun and practical self-defense in less than 2 years.
510-525-1272 or www.inikte.com |
W A N T E D - Egg Donors!
If you're 21-30, N/S, N/D. Then $5,500 + costs. Call Jackie Gorton, Nurse
Atty. (415) 455-4626. www.jgorton-rnjd.com, email: jgorton@jgorton-mjd.com |
CAR REPOSSESSED?
by GMAC? Damages may be recoverable. We can help. I.W. New, Attorney. (415)
567-7595. Collect 92. |
THE TRUTH!!?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
http://Geocities.com/lexanderthefourth/index.html |
Need Health Insurance?!
Between Jobs? Self-Employed? Family? Low Cost! From $28/mo. Same Day Available!
I can help you. Carlos@accessbenefitsgroup.com. (415) 398-3478. , email:
carlos@accessbenefitsgroup.com |
Car Accident?
FREE REPORT reveals what you need to know BEFORE you settle your case or
speak with anyone. Call TOLL FREE 1-800-716-1102 24 hr. Recorded Message. |
GOT EGGS?
Our fertility center needs generous women aged 21-29 to help infertile couples
start their families. You must be healthy and responsible. You can meet
the couple you help. $5,000 + expenses. Call Woman to Woman Fertility Center
at 1-800-314-9996. |
www.InstantIncomeOnline.com
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NOT A CONDOM
Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection.
Couples who join a major, federally funded study will test a diaphragm with
either the gel or regular spermicide as birth control for 7-12 months.
Up to $560 Plus
FREE supplies, movie passes, CDS and video rentals.
For Information on the BufferGel Study Please Call 1-800-300-5767
SF and East Bay Locations Available. |
LOSE WEIGHT MAKE MONEY
TAEBO¨ has launched an MD-formulated, ephedra-free diet pill that is guaranteed
to help reduce body-fat. Earn $5,500+ a month! Call (415) 328-5787 capilim@peakzone.com |
POLICE IMPOUNDS FOR SALE
Cars/Trucks/SUV's FROM $500. For Listings, call Toll-Free (800) 319-3323
x 2788 |
DIXIELAND JAZZ BAND
For your club or private party. We do Christmas songs. (800) 886-8749
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Immigration Attorney
Free consultation. Richard Kolomejec (415) 433-7205 |
| Please join us for some whopping, eye-popping shopping! Thursday,
October 31, 2002 2-4 p.m. Community Thrift 623 Valencia Street (X 17th St.)
Live Mannequin Display presented by Plastic Angel Production. Proceeds for
Halloween Costumes to benefit COLAGE(Childern of Lesbians & Gays Everywhere). |
Piano Improv. 415-750-1466.
mofo1@aol.com, email: mofo1@aol.com |
Learn How to Find Anyone.
IN THE UNITED STATES. Order your 43 page manual on how to find anyone in
the USA. Send $30.00 cash/ check/ money order only to: Palm Beach, Inc.
60-26 69th Ave., Ridgewood NY, 11385. Please allow 1-3 weeks delivery. All
Sales Final. |
FREE GOV'T GRANTS!!
Send $4 plus 81/2 X 11 self addressed stamped manilla envelope to: Post-Grant
Service PO Box 18725 Oakland, Ca 94619. |
YOGA- FOR THE EYES?
Natural Vision Improvement SCHOOL FOR SELF HEALING (415) 665-9574
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GIANTS! 49ERS!
SPORTS/SCORES/SPREADS!
1-900-226-0430 Ext. 3642
2.99 per minute. Must be 18 yrs. Serv-U (619) 645-8434 |
Schizophrenia Study $100
Qualified participants for interview and blood sample. University of California,
Irvine. Must have sister or brother also with schizophrenia, any state in
US. Toll free 1-877-259-4355
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General Services |
| INVENTORS- Product Ideas Wanted! Have your product developed
by our research and development firm and professionally presented to manufacturers.
Patent assistance available. Free Information: 1-800-544-3327 (AAN CAN)
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Computer/Internet |
Graphic and Web Design
Specializing in Flash Design Reasonable Rates www.xtramayo.com info@xtramayo.com
Ricky, ph: (415) 812-5478 <*J> |
Personal Computer Assistance
Installation, upgrades, troubleshooting, instruction. $45/hr for help in
your home/office. Calvin (415) 706-3156
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Financial Services |
| GET OUT OF Debt Free! Stop collection calls, reduce payments
up to 50%, lower interest. Nonprofit, licensed, bonded. Call toll-free 1-866-866-9514.
www.amerix.com (CAL*SCAN) |
| $$CASH$$- Immediate Cash for structured settlements,
annuities, real estate notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases and
insurance payouts. 877-NOTES-31 (AAN CAN) |
| BE DEBT FREE- Low Payments, Reduced Interest. Stop Collector
Calls, Stop Late Fees. Non-Profit Christian Agency. Recorded Message 800-714-9764.
FAMILY CREDIT COUNSELING www.familycredit.org (ANA CAN) |
| $$CASH$$ Immediate Cash for structured settlements, annuities,
real estate notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases, and insurance
payouts. (800)794-7310. (CAL*SCAN) |
| We consider all situations, so at least hear what we can offer.
No application fees, no nonsense, 1-800-321-8129. www.shamrockmortgages.com
CA license #6038566. (CAL*SCAN)
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Legal Services |
Efficient Legal Solutions
Solid, understandable legal advice for individuals and businesses in real
estate transactions, business law, contract drafting and review, and general
civil matters. Your lawyer should be trustworthy, professional, and responsive.
Call to schedule an initial consultation. Jeffrey T. Drake, Attorney and
Counselor at Law. (415) 837-1045. |
Voice Messaging |
Abe's Voicemail
$13.50, $11.50, $9.00/mo. Unlimited messages. Local, 800 #s. SF, Marin,
Sonoma, East Bay, San Jose. (415) 435-7501 www.abesvoicemail.com.
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Announcements |
| Your Classified Ad printed in more than 100 alternative papers
like this one for just $1,150.00! Reach more than 15 million young, active,
urbane readers weekly. Go to www.aancan.com or call your local paper for
info. (AAN CAN) |
Lost and Found |
| LOST- Small, black leather address book on 10/02/02
in the vicinity of Van Ness and Mission. Please call Claudette (510) 655-8742. |
Events |
| RUSSIAN RIVER MASSACRE 2002- October 25-27th at FifeÕs
and Club Fab in Guerneville, CA Info: www.peacheschrist.com |
| FILM ARTS- 18th Annual Film Arts Festival Of Independent
Cinema November 13-17 at Brava Theatre, Castro Theatre in San Francisco,
plus the Wheeler Auditorium at UC Berkeley. Info: www.filmarts.org |
| KUNDALINI YOGA- SF LGBT Community Center, Thursdays
7:30 to 9:30 PM, $10 donation requested. Info: (415) 206-9350 or www.Luxnoir.com |
Japantown Crafts
Kimochi Inc, a nonprofit organization that provides a program of care for
senior citizens, primarily the Japanese American community, will have their
annual Arts and Crafts Fair Saturday, November 30th and Sunday, December
1st. Asian hand crafted items by Bay Area artists just in time for the
holidays, live entertainment, raffles and more. Location: Japantown, SF,
Geary Street @ Laguna, Post and Fillmore Streets.
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Personal Messages |
INNOCENT MAN
Seeks female friend/activist who understands the flaws in the criminal justice
system. I'm 47 years old, black, 6'4", fair skin, green eyes and very athletic.
Your physical traits race and age are unimportant. Write to: William Clark,
PO Box K-80703, San Quentin, CA 94974 |
Adoption |
Scared & Alone?
Not ready to be a mom? Call us for support & confidential adoption info.
Many loving, $ecure families ready to devote their lives to your baby. $
assistance. Diane Michelsen Adoption & Surrogacy Office. 800-877-1880. www.lodm.com. |
Legal Notices |
| Legal Notice Information |
Advertise Here!
Publish your DBA/ Fictitious Business Name Statement -or- Change of Name
for *4 weeks for $100. Fax in your Filed Statement with your phone
# to LEGALS: (415) 621-2016 or contact Alex at (415) 487-2517. *Rates
for specific legal ads may vary based on size of ad.
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Career Education |
| Urban Permaculture Design Certification Course: Intensive weekend
series by Penny Livingston of Permaculture Institute of Northern California
and guests in Alameda, CA. Fundamentals: January, Practicum: April, $450
ea., $750 both. Certificate for completing both courses. Contact Laura www.permacultureinstitute.com. |
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