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UCSF's Unity Project Wants You... to stay in touch! Call: 415-597-9141
if you're ENROLLED in the Unity Project and you've moved, changed phones,
forgot an appointment time or are not sure if you're enrolled.
We are not taking new callers.
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Be Your Own Lawyer
THE MORE YOU DO THE LESS IT COSTS. General Business, Wills, Contracts
& Leases, Immigration. Susan Petro, Atty. At Law, (415) 586-3066. |
BANKRUPTCY - CH. 13 & 7
Low Fees; 32 years experience
Patrick McNamara, Attorney (415) 239-4085 (510) 893-7383 www.McN4BKLAW.com |
BANKRUPTCY?
Low $, Free Advice. M. Papuc, Atty. 415-773-1755. |
$$$ Make Money $$$
In Voiceover!
Learn how W/ Top SF Casting Director $25 session NOV. 3rd (415) 956-3878 |
PASS ANY DRUG TEST
Urine, blood, hair follicle or saliva. Toll Free 800-733-4429
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**Event Space For Rent
**Perfect Event Space
Perfect 5,000 sq. ft. space available for your Art shows, Film shooting,
Corporate parties. Includes Full sound system, bar & much more! near California/Van
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DONORS NEEDED to play "Uncle". (510) 523-7737. |
Be An Angel & Donate Eggs
Age 21-30, Generous Compensation! FFC 1-800-939-OVUM
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THE RIGHT STUFF
Date fellow graduates & faculty of Stanford, UCB, the Ivies, Caltech, Claremont
Colleges & a few others. More than 4000 members. Join now and save!
www.rightstuffdating.com THE RIGHT STUFF 1-800-988-5288.
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A R T I S T S
Painters, photographers, sculptors, fine artists! Learn to survive & prosper
with the Taking the Leap program, a business school for artists. Beginners
to advanced. Call today: (510) 653-1655 |
BANKRUPTCY RELIEF
Free consultation. Weekend and evenings. Payment plan. Patrick McMahon (415)
543-9338 |
"Safe Sex`Get Paid" Men!
To $1000/wk CASH! * Free "BlackBook" Offer. All Races. Prvt. (415) 267-3977`(510)
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Women of all Races
Be An Egg Donor!
Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking
women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at
www.SFfertility.com
www.sffertility.com, email: francke@sffertility.com |
Sex Taking Over Your Life?
Counseling for men w/compulsive sexual behavior. George Collins, M.A, 925-932-0201. |
BANKRUPTCY-LOW$
M Courson, Esq. 415.487.0100 www.SFlawyer.net www.sflawyer.net,
email: marty@sflawyer.net |
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<*C>SF SCHOOL OF BARTENDING <*J>
Lowest tuition in SF! Job placement assistance incl. Attend an intro class
for FREE! 760 Market Street (Next to the Virgin Megastore) (415) 362-1116
www.sfbartending.com |
LEARN SPANISH NOW!
Come one night weekly or take our WEEKEND one day immersion workshops. Private
lessons and custom programs available. For info: (415) 923-0754 www.weekendenespanol.com
WEEKEND EN ESPANOL |
Work Injury?
Local work injury victims turn to Free Report, to find out about their rights
and what they need to know if they or someone they care about has been involved
in an on-the-job injury. Call the toll-free 24 hr. recorded message at (800)
572-2306 |
**TATTOO REMOVAL-LASER**
Laser Center @ Union Square (415) 392-3333 Hair removal as well. |
AIKIDO - 16 Intro Classes $75
Begins Nov. 3rd. 3435 Cesar Chavez @ Valencia. Penny Sablove, 3rd degree
black belt. (415) 643-8407.www.heartaikido.com. |
| Stockbroker Misconduct |
** HAIR MODELS NEEDED!**
at DiPietro Todd Salon for Cutting & Color. Call (415) 693-5549 |
Hawaii $185 O.W.
Mexico/Caribbean $300 RT or packages $800-1600/wk. www.airtech.com, (212)
219-7000. www.airtech.com, email:
joyest@jeffnet.org |
Smoke Pot-Get Paid - $2,680!
M/F. Legal Study. (415) 995-4901 SmokePotGetPaid.com. |
OVER 200 DRINKS!
Irish Car Bombs, Red Death & Others! $40 off! Mention this ad! 1-888-262-5824.
Lowest Tuition. www.abcbartending.com - Job Placement |
W A N T E D - Egg Donors!
If you're 21-30, N/S, N/D. Then $5,500 + costs. Call Jackie Gorton, Nurse
Atty. (415) 455-4626. www.jgorton-rnjd.com, email: jgorton@jgorton-mjd.com |
| The Bike Hut-used bikes, parts, rentals & repairs. Help support
our youth training program with your business, donations & volunteer time.
www.thebikehut.com (415) 543-4335 www.thebikehut.com |
CAR REPOSSESSED?
by GMAC? Damages may be recoverable. We can help. I.W. New, Attorney. (415)
567-7595. Collect 92. |
THE TRUTH!!?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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Need Health Insurance?!
Between Jobs? Self-Employed? Family? Low Cost! From $28/mo. Same Day Available!
I can help you. Carlos@accessbenefitsgroup.com. (415) 398-3478. , email:
carlos@accessbenefitsgroup.com |
Car Accident?
FREE REPORT reveals what you need to know BEFORE you settle your case or
speak with anyone. Call TOLL FREE 1-800-716-1102 24 hr. Recorded Message. |
GOT EGGS?
Our fertility center needs generous women aged 21-29 to help infertile couples
start their families. You must be healthy and responsible. You can meet
the couple you help. $5,000 + expenses. Call Woman to Woman Fertility Center
at 1-800-314-9996. |
www.InstantIncomeOnline.com
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NOT A CONDOM
Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection.
Couples who join a major, federally funded study will test a diaphragm with
either the gel or regular spermicide as birth control for 7-12 months.
Up to $560 Plus
FREE supplies, movie passes, CDS and video rentals.
For Information on the BufferGel Study Please Call 1-800-300-5767
SF and East Bay Locations Available. |
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BOTOX SPECIAL
Special $199/area (415) 990-0913 S.Word RN/T.Svensson MD CA LIC. #G80502 |
DIXIELAND JAZZ BAND
For your club or private party. We do Christmas songs. (800) 886-8749
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Immigration Attorney
Free consultation. Richard Kolomejec (415) 433-7205 |
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100% HERBAL GAIN 1"-3" GUARANTEED TOTALLY CONFIDENTIAL ONLY $59.95 CK/MO/CASH/CARDS
LANSING LABORATORIES 422 ELMWOOD #2 LANSING, MI 48917 517-321-9026 24 hrs.
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Learn How to Find Anyone.
IN THE UNITED STATES. Order your 43 page manual on how to find anyone in
the USA. Send $30.00 cash/ check/ money order only to: Palm Beach, Inc.
60-26 69th Ave., Ridgewood NY, 11385. Please allow 1-3 weeks delivery. All
Sales Final. |
The National Council on Alcoholism & Drug Dependency Presents:
a public forum addressing issues faced by recovering people. If you have
experienced stigma and discrimination because you are in recovery from substance
abuse or addiction, please come and tell us your experience. Saturday November
9, 2002 4-6pm. Hyatt Regency Fisherman's Wharf, 555 North Point St., San
Francisco, CA 94133. For information: 415-296-9900 or info@ncadaba.com.
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Schizophrenia Study $100
Qualified participants for interview and blood sample. University of California,
Irvine. Must have sister or brother also with schizophrenia, any state in
US. Toll free 1-877-259-4355 |
*80% OFF genuine leather coats-39.99, gloves, acces at www.vegaton.com*
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!!!Rolling Stones Tickets!!!
Oak, SF (415) 831-1257 or (415) 845-5601
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Credit Report Review
Certified counselors will provide and explain contents of your credit
report from all 3 bureaus. CCCS 150 Post St, Fifth Floor, SF.
800-777-PLAN www.cccssf.org
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Computer/Internet |
Graphic and Web Design
<*C>Specializing in Flash Design Reasonable Rates www.xtramayo.com
info@xtramayo.com Ricky, ph: (415) 812-5478 <*J> |
Personal Computer Assistance
Installation, upgrades, troubleshooting, instruction. $45/hr for help in
your home/office. Calvin (415) 706-3156
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Financial Services |
| BAD CREDIT? We can delete late payments, collections, tax liens,
judgments, charge offs and bankruptcies. 65% discount. Money-back guarantee.
Only $295.00 until 11/15/02 (Regular $850.00). JRcredit.com 503-753-6334.
(CAL*SCAN) |
| $$CASH$$ Immediate Cash for structured settlements, annuities,
real estate notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases, and insurance
payouts. (800)794-7310. (CAL*SCAN) |
| NEED A LOAN? Try debt consolidation! Cut payments up to 50%!!
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(CAL*SCAN) |
| SAVE UP TO 57% on Monthly Bills. FREE, nonprofit debt help.
Be treated with honesty, understanding & respect. CareOne 1-866-866-9514
(toll free) www.careonecredit.com (CAL*SCAN) |
| We consider all situations, so at least hear what we can offer.
No application fees, no nonsense, 1-800-321-8129. www.shamrockmortgages.com
CA license #6038566. (CAL*SCAN) |
| $$CASH$$- Immediate Cash for structured settlements,
annuities, real estate notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases and
insurance payouts. 877-NOTES-31 (AAN CAN) |
| In Debt? We can help. Good credit or bad. Specialize in business
and personal loans. NO up front fees. Call toll free: 1-800-262-0195 (AAN
CAN) |
| BE DEBT FREE- Low Payments, Reduced Interest. Stop Collector
Calls, Stop Late Fees. Non-Profit Christian Agency. Recorded Message 800-714-9764.
FAMILY CREDIT COUNSELING www.familycredit.org (ANA CAN)
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Legal Services |
Efficient Legal Solutions
Solid, understandable legal advice for individuals and businesses in real
estate transactions, business law, contract drafting and review, and general
civil matters. Your lawyer should be trustworthy, professional, and responsive.
Call to schedule an initial consultation. Jeffrey T. Drake, Attorney and
Counselor at Law. (415) 837-1045. |
Voice Messaging |
Abe's Voicemail
$13.50, $11.50, $9.00/mo. Unlimited messages. Local, 800 #s. SF, Marin,
Sonoma, East Bay, San Jose. (415) 435-7501 www.abesvoicemail.com.
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Announcements |
FIGHT YOUR TRAFFIC TICKET
San Francisco Superior Court Self Help Center is pleased to provide a class
that teaches people how to prepare a defense to moving violations. The class
is taught by experienced Traffic Attorneys, is informative, helpful and
free to the public. Our next class will be on: Wednesday, November 13, 2002.
5:30PM, 850 Bryant Street Department A (2nd Floor) |
| Secular Humanists Activists Wanted. 5-day job opportunity.
Call 415-564-2055 |
| Your Classified Ad printed in more than 100 alternative papers
like this one for just $1,150.00! Reach more than 15 million young, active,
urbane readers weekly. Go to www.aancan.com or call your local paper for
info. (AAN CAN) |
Events |
| FILM ARTS- 18th Annual Film Arts Festival Of Independent
Cinema November 13-17 at Brava Theatre, Castro Theatre in San Francisco,
plus the Wheeler Auditorium at UC Berkeley. Info: www.filmarts.org |
Japantown Crafts
Kimochi Inc, a nonprofit organization that provides a program of care for
senior citizens, primarily the Japanese American community, will have their
annual Arts and Crafts Fair Saturday, November 30th and Sunday, December
1st. Asian hand crafted items by Bay Area artists just in time for the
holidays, live entertainment, raffles and more. Location: Japantown, SF,
Geary Street @ Laguna, Post and Fillmore Streets. |
Personal Messages |
INNOCENT MAN
Seeks female friend/activist who understands the flaws in the criminal justice
system. I'm 47 years old, black, 6'4", fair skin, green eyes and very athletic.
Your physical traits race and age are unimportant. Write to: William Clark,
PO Box K-80703, San Quentin, CA 94974 |
Adoption |
Scared & Alone?
Not ready to be a mom? Call us for support & confidential adoption info.
Many loving, $ecure families ready to devote their lives to your baby. $
assistance. Diane Michelsen Adoption & Surrogacy Office. 800-877-1880. www.lodm.com.
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Legal Notices |
Advertise Here!
Publish your DBA/ Fictitious Business Name Statement -or- Change of Name
for *4 weeks for $100. Fax in your Filed Statement with your phone
# to LEGALS: (415) 621-2016 or contact Alex at (415) 487-2517. *Rates
for specific legal ads may vary based on size of ad.
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Career Education |
TAX PREPARER SCHOOL
Earn extra income. (415) 885-6499 Ask for Free Tuition! Jackson Hewitt Tax
Service |
| A Bartender Can Earn $150-$250 daily. We offer: 2-week class,
Job Placement. SF's oldest and largest school. Professional Bartenders School.
800.736.1001, www.barbook.com
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Language Instruction |
FRENCH: ENJOY
A fun, personalized 1-on-1 method with French-born tutor. Degreed. Marc
(415) 441-2062. |
Misc. Services |
Fitness School
Become a Fitness Trainer. 500 hr. program. Make $60 per hour in the Bay
Area. 1-800-853-2660 |
Career Services |
| ABC Bartending School Nationwide Locations 1-2 week programs.
BARTENDING Owner Tony Sylvester's schools have trained thousands and placed
thousands into JOBS Nationwide since 1977 www.abcbartending.com Call and
compare Lowest Tuition in the Bay Area 1-888-262-5824
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Employment Agencies |
| For 32 years... a bond of trust has prevailed among applicants,
companies and Jackson Personnel Agency. As your partner, we can help you
save valuable time in your search for employment. More than matching with
a great opportunity, we also offer referral bonuses, monthly prizes and
drawings and free software tutorials. Our service team is ready to help
you make the next move in your career. TEMP/ TEMP TO HIRE - Exp. Teller
to $12/hr. Executive Assist. to $19.50/hr. File Clerk to $11/hr. Admin.
Assist. to $18/hr. Customer Service to $12/hr. HR Assistant to $15/hr. Receptionist/
Admin. to $14/hr. Accountant to $15/hr. Data Entry to $12/hr. Accounting
Clerk to 11/hr. Condo Front Desk to $10.50/hr. DIRECT HIRES - Controller
to $90K, Experienced in nonprofit, hands on person. Office Manager to$45K,
MS Office, typing, organized and personable. Receptionist/Admin. to $22K.
For Pet Hospital in SF, customer service, phones and hospital services.
ADMINISTRATIVE, CLERICAL, SECRETARIAL, ACCOUNTING, WORD PROCESSING, ADMINISTRATIVE
MANAGEMENT, LEGAL, GRAPHIC DESIGN, SENIOR MANAGEMENT. Jackson Personnel
Agency. 717 Market St., Ste. 224, San Francisco, CA 94103. CALL NOW! (415)
546-4500. Start temping tomorrow. Every Thursday is Payday! Fax: 415-546-0926,
E-mail: jagency@pacbell.net.
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