December 18, 2002

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Used Cars & Trucks
San Francisco Toyota 877-GET-APPROVED Live in the city? Need a new/used vehicle? Bankruptcy, Collections, Late Payments, or simply bad luck? Why drive 25 miles? WE CAN HELP YOU RIGHT NOW! 24 Hours/7 Days a Week 877-438-2777
$1900- 1991 Plymouth Voyager. 135K miles, runs well. Clean comfortable, with snow chains. email: jtrassard@hotmail.com.
$3800-91 VW Cabriolet. Convertible/. 5-speed. 117K miles. Power steering and windows. Brand new roof, rotors and pads. 510-985-0146.
'91 Ford Aerostar 7 passenger/cargo van, excellent condition, runs great $1800 (415) 724-4901
'98 Honda Civic DX, 4 Dr., 5 Sp., 29k, $7,500. Dark green, mint condition, low mileage, reliable, fuel efficient city car! David 415-255-0357
'95 Mazda MX6 - A/T Power Windows/ Doors/ Sunroof, Red Sporty, Newly Rebuilt Transmission with Warranty. Runs Excellent $4750 OBO (415) 533-8315.
'74 Dodge D-100 - pickup truck, new battery, new shocks, good tires, mechanically sound, ready to work. Motorcycle ramp optional, $995 (415) 859-0112.
'98 Honda CRV - 80K, Dark green, All Wheel Drive, 4 Speed Automatic, AC, Power Steering, Power Windows, CD Player. (510) 658-2114 maya@balancefengshui.com

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Service Station
Misc. Transportation
STAR LIGHT STAR BRIGHT DONATE YOUR CAR TONIGHT Donations benefit kids of cops killed on duty. 888-942-WISH. run in even issues
1-800-CHARITY! Donate your vehicle directly to the original, nationally acclaimed Charity Cars. 100% charity - not a used car dealer/fundraiser. 1-800-CHARITY (1-800-242-7489). www.charitycars.org (CAL*SCAN)

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Body & Soul
Art
Woodworking for Women
Furniture making with hand tools. Weekend Workshop. $200. Debey Zito, (415) 648-6861.
Astrology
$1.00 STORES - Complete turnkey from $45,900. See our showcase store in California. 1-800-829-2915. DollarStoreServices.Com (CAL*SCAN)

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Classes
Certified Massage Therapy
Exceptional Massage It's time you get the quality and luxury you're used to. SF 415-339-8115 or home.switchboard.com/cmt
A French Woman's Massage
Gives you Strength, Serenity & Happiness. Body Shampoo Available. Dominique (415) 641-1405.
San Mateo/Airport
Full body therapeutic massage for men by exp'd CMT. Joe (650) 347-2937.
Fireside Massage
Unique, unhurried Swedish massage for men. 5 years experience. Pacific Heights. Johnny (415) 505-3060.
Asian Shiatsu & Swedish by nurturing CMT. Call Julia if you wish to float away to paradise. In/Out. SF/East Bay. (510) 387-6639 or (415) 309-7511.
DYNAMIC Health & Healing
Offers massage which is healthy and healing to the body. Noe Valley. (Non-Sexual). (415) 954-3632.
THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE
And Craniosacral Work in the comfort of your home. David Jacob, CMT. Strictly non-sexual. 415-563-1548.
Natural Wonder. Face and Body clinic. 2300 Taraval St/33rd Ave. 1/2 hour Therapeutic Massage or Mini-Facial & Salt Glow only $59! 1hour therapeutic massage only $45. Facials, Nails, Waxing also available. 415-661-9888.
Massage For Men
FULL BODY Swedish - Trager - Deep Tissue Call Jef at (415) 706-1630.
Swedish Massage Therapy
Luxury massages, facials, salt glows. Glen Park Day Spa. Hotel outcall 415-469-0577
Exqueeze Me!
Have you ever felt my hands on your body? They bring you the ultimate friendship between your body & your mind. www.integratedbodywork.com Lisa CMT, CHT, MA. (415) 759-0569
Massage for Men
Swedish Warm Oil/ Shiatsu - Relax and Let Go!! Adam CMT. Gift Certificates. MC/ Visa (415) 552-6677.
Massage in El Cerrito Monrovia Relaxation Swedish Massage Licenced Masseuse 10478 San Pablo Ave. El Cerrito, 94530 7 days/week 10 a.m. - 10 p.m. Phone: 510 558 3368
SHED... your tensions
Advanced certifications. Swedish Reflexology Vibrational and Joints Therapy MASSAGE Nichele: (415) 722 -5195
Massage in El Cerrito
Monrovia Relaxation Swedish Massage Licensed Masseuse. 10478 San Pablo Ave 7 days/week 10 a.m. - 10 p.m. (510) 558 3368
Traditional Thai Massage
Working with pressure points, energy channels cleared, joint-rotation, and muscle stretching. Therapeutic. (415) 831-8393
Le Beauty Happy Holiday Special Buy 1st service get 2nd service 1/2 off! Facial, Waxing, Spa Manicure, Spa Peticure, Massage 415-391-1687 130 Bush Street 4th Floor 94104 Non-Sexual
Professional Massage
Health Improvement, Chronic Pain Relief. Deep Tissue, Swedish, Yoga Stretches. Non sexual. Call Marina 415-425-4447.
Holiday Acupressure Center-Deep Tissue, stress reduction, pain relief relax massages. Oakland: 1714 Franklin St. 510-444-3888 Walnut Creek: 1399 Ygnacio Valley Road, Suite 9 925-933-3600 San Ramon: 2110 Omega Road, Suite J 925-838-1908.

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Counseling
Bay Area Depression & Anxiety Treatment Center. Specialists in Cognitive Therapy for depression & anxiety. Call for free self-test and brochure. (415) 550-1550
Affordable Psychotherapy
Safe, supportive environment. Experienced post-masters interns. BAPS/Oak Creek Counseling Center. Locations in SF & East Bay. Fees: $25-90. Call 1-888-649-9320. T. Michahelles, M.F.T.#23074, Director.
Relationship Counseling
Therapy focused on intimate relationship issues: current battles/ impasses; history of long-standing relationship problems: trouble forming or staying in relationships; unresolved childhood issues that continue to haunt you. Individual/ couples; Saturday hours. Carol Gould, MFT (415) 826-5435.
OVEREATING?
When you find stuffing feelings & turning to food for comfort stops working...Compassionate & Effective Therapy. Ellen Dekker, MFT (415) 979-6830.
Unhappy Holidays?
Support, guidance and care through challenging times. Achieve peace of mind and control over your emotional life in a safe and confidential environment. Reasonable rates. Nina Glaser, C.H.T/ Hypnotherapist (415) 516-2133.
Does It Hurt Inside?
So bad you can't let anyone see? The passage to freedom is here. Julie Armer, MA, LMFT. Gentle, practical individual/ couples therapy. (415) 882-1161 Noe Valley. www.PersonalChange.org
HYPNOSIS
Create lasting change easily! Stop smoking, increase self-esteem, overcome challenges and much more. Dara Tuell is a Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist and Holistic Counselor. Wise Ways (415) 939-4442

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Dating Services
Single?
Meet Quality Singles with the Bay Area's Largest Singles Dining and Adventure Club. We have a variety of services that can help you fall in love or just have fun. Let one of our consultants assist you today! Table For Six Total Adventures. SF - (415) 782-0680, Silicon Valley - (650) 934-0800. www.tableforsix.com
www.dashdates.com
A Revolution In Dating! Meet Up To 15 Singles In Person In Under 90 Minutes with Dash Dates. Sign up for an upcoming event today!
Meeting Game¨ Salon
Meet Singles, a few at a time, at evenings of short, thought-provoking, conversations and ice-breakers. ALSO: 10-Minute DatingŞ - (415) 789-7887, www.MeetingGame.com.
Your AsianConnection
Asian/American Dating Service. Combining Traditional Matchmaking With the Ease of the Internet. Monthly Bay Area Singles Parties. Call (408) 446-1824. www.yourasianconnection.com

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Family Services
Family Fertility Center
We provide access to two of the most modern options available for bringing a baby into the family: Egg Donation and Surrogacy. (925) 977-4850 or www.surromother.com
Be an Egg Donor!
Women of all Races, Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com.
Healing Arts
Male Witch. Psychic readings and counseling. Casting and removal of spells. Contact with spirits. Call 24/7. Tom 800-419-3346. Credit/Debit Cards. Get your lover back. (AAN CAN)

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Holistic Bodywork
JOY Healing Arts. Swedish - Shiatsu - Deep Tissue - Sports - Hot Stone Therapy - Reiki. Introductory Special: 60 Minute Therapeutic Swedish Massage $49. 2169 Folsom Street, Annex 200 (between 17th and 18th Street). 415-552-1350.
Hypnotherapy
Hypnosis Healing
Tap into your inner-powers. Free yourself from old patterns. Renew your emotional and physical health; enjoy blissful relaxation. Caring, Safe and Confidential. Nina Glaser / Hypnotherapist. (415) 516-2133. nglaser9@earthlink.net
Medical
ALL ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIRS - New - No cost to you if eligible. Medicare accepted. Wheelchairs and Powerchairs (scooter-style) "We treat you right!" Call 7 days. (800)835-3155. (CAL*SCAN)
Nutrition
Will Power in a Bottle. Loose up to 30 pounds in 30 days. For a free sample call 888-373-8275.
Psychotherapy
Transform your darkness into Creativity, Confidence, Love and Success - Art Therapy, Psychotherapy, Jungian Orientation Dreamwork, and Intuitive Life Readings, 25 experience in private practice and teaching internationally. Licensed Psychotherapist, Rana Halprin, MA/ MFT, (415) 721-5374. Sliding Scale/ Reasonable Rates. www.sanfranciscocounseling.com
Psychics
Psychic Palm and Tarot Card Readings by Holly Reunites Loved Ones, Restores broken love affairs, helps you find happiness and peace of mind, clarify your present, set free your past and be guided to your future. Call for appointment (415) 989-7917 Available for holiday events
MISS GINA
Don't let time and distance stand in the way of health, happiness and love. Will read your entire life without asking a single question. She guarantees results. Will remove negative energy for better clarity. Will also tell you what changes are to take place in your life and how they can work to your advantage. Open daily & Sunday 8am to 9pm. Call for Appointment. (415) 221-1658
Psychic Reader
Fortune Teller. Will read your past, present & guide you to the future. Call Liat at 650-794-9631.
PSYCHIC SOURCE - community of over 100 gifted psychic advisors ready to provide caring, genuine insight and guidance. Call today. 1-888-711-8044. www.psychicsource.com 18+. (CAL*SCAN)
Religion/Spirituality
"Start saving your gelt...Chanukah is early this year! Find out when: (415) 777-4545, or JewishNfo@sfjcf.org, Jewish Community Information & Referral - www.jholidays.org
Sexuality
Not A Condom!
Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection. Paid study for couples to test diaphragm with either the gel or regular spermicide as birth control for 7-12 months. Call 1-800-300-5767 - SF and East Bay locations.
Bikram Yoga
Eagle posture - come improve the mechanics of your sexual organs. Don't delay in living a more satisfying life. Don't you deserve it? Sweaty, hot yoga is waiting for you. Why wait - Try Bikram Yoga today.
Skin Care
Prima Facie Skincare Salon - A Castro tradition for 25 years! Because...You Deserve It! 561 Castro Street, (415) 558-0401 and (415) 626-7700.
YOU'RE PRETTY!
Oui, Three Queens Productions presents San Francisco's premier Custom Blended Cosmetics. Lipstick, Gloss, Foundation, Powder, Concealer, Eyeshadow and moreÉHolistic Skin Care, Makeup Application, Lessons. 225 Gough Street, SF. (415) 621-6877, www.ouithreequeens.com.

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Spas
SUNshine SPA
Pleasant Hill's Most Pleasing Experience! Hot Tub Rentals with Sauna! Hourly and package rates. Expert Massage Therapists On Site. 1948 Contra Costa Blvd. Pleasant Hill. (925) 685-7822. See ad in front of Guardian for special discounts.
Marin Sauna
In San Rafael - Dry Sauna, Body Shampoo, Massage for Men and Women. Open daily 10am - 10pm. 817-B 4th Street, San Rafael - (415) 456-6555. Now Hiring Masseuses.
Vision/Eye Care
Site For Sore Eyes
Designer frames - fully discounted. Contact lenses - in stock. Board Certified Optometrist. Accept most recognized insurance plans. 140 Battery 415-421-2020, 901 Market 415-495-2020, 300 West Portal Ave 415-753-8511
Support Groups
RECOVERY, INC. Self-Help Mental Health. For panic attacks, depression, phobias, other nervous symptoms & fears. Weekly. Free. (510) 482-5808

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Weight Management
WEIGHT LOSS
Lose weight while eating the foods you love! Guaranteed/ Dr. Approved: 1-888-202-6093.
Yoga/Meditation
FREE MEDITATION CLASSES. Mon. - Fri. at 7pm and Sat. Women's Class at Noon at Awakened Mind Center 5907 California St. at 21st. Ave. SF. (415) 267-183, www.awakened.info

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Bulletin Board

BANKRUPTCY - CH. 13 & 7

Low Fees; 32 years experience
Patrick McNamara, Attorney (415) 239-4085 (510) 893-7383 www.McN4BKLAW.com

PENIS ENLARGEMENT VIAGRA & TESTOSTERONE

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In Voiceover!
Learn how W/ Top SF Casting Director $25 session JAN 13th (415) 956-3878

PASS ANY DRUG TEST

Urine, blood, hair follicle or saliva. Toll Free 800-733-4429
www.ipassedmydrugtest.com
**Event Space For Rent

**Perfect Event Space

Perfect 5,000 sq. ft. space available for your Art shows, Film shooting, Corporate parties. Includes Full sound system, bar & much more! near California/Van Ness. Call Joe: (415) 474-6968.

UCSF ORAL SEX & HIV STUDY

Do you perform oral sex on men? Do you wonder about your risk of being infected with HIV this way? Interested in participating in a UCSF research study? Call 1-877-ORAL-HIV to find out more.

Be An Angel & Donate Eggs

Age 21-30, Generous Compensation! FFC 1-800-939-OVUM

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THE RIGHT STUFF

Date fellow graduates & faculty of Stanford, UCB, the Ivies, Caltech, Claremont Colleges & a few others. More than 4000 members. Join now and save!
www.rightstuffdating.com THE RIGHT STUFF 1-800-988-5288.

A R T I S T S

Painters, photographers, sculptors, fine artists! Learn to survive & prosper with the Taking the Leap program, a business school for artists. Beginners to advanced. Call today: (510) 653-1655

Women of all Races

Be An Egg Donor!
Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com
www.sffertility.com, email: francke@sffertility.com

Sex Taking Over Your Life?

Counseling for men w/compulsive sexual behavior. George Collins, M.A, 925-932-0201.

** HAIR MODELS NEEDED!**

at DiPietro Todd Salon for Cutting & Color. Call (415) 693-5549

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Hawaii $129 O.W.

Mexico / Caribbean $250 Round Trip. www.airtech.com, (212) 219-7000. www.airtech.com, email: joyest@jeffnet.org

Smoke Pot-Get Paid - $2,680!

M/F. Legal Study. (415) 995-4901 SmokePotGetPaid.com.

W A N T E D - Egg Donors!

If you're 21-30, N/S, N/D. Then $5,500 + costs. Call Jackie Gorton, Nurse Atty. (415) 455-4626. www.jgorton-rnjd.com, email: jgorton@jgorton-mjd.com
Need Health Insurance?!
Between Jobs? Self-Employed? Family? Low Cost! From $28/mo. Same Day Available! I can help you. Carlos@accessbenefitsgroup.com. (415) 398-3478. , email: carlos@accessbenefitsgroup.com

Car Accident?

FREE REPORT reveals what you need to know BEFORE you settle your case or speak with anyone. Call TOLL FREE 1-800-716-1102 24 hr. Recorded Message.

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NOT A CONDOM

Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection. Couples who join a major, federally funded study will test a diaphragm with either the gel or regular spermicide as birth control for 7-12 months.

Up to $560 Plus

FREE supplies, movie passes, CDS and video rentals.
For Information on the BufferGel Study Please Call 1-800-300-5767
SF and East Bay Locations Available.

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AIKIDO FOR WOMEN

16 Classes/$75. Begins 01/05/03. 3435 Cesar Chavez @ Valencia. Penny Sablove, 3rd degree black belt. (415) 643-8407. www.heartaikido.com.

POLICE IMPOUNDS FOR SALE

Cars/Trucks/SUVs FROM $500. For Listings, call Toll-Free (800) 319-3323 x 2788

Immigration Attorney

Free consultation. Richard Kolomejec (415) 433-7205

"Safe Sex`Get Paid" Men!

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PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILL!

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HIV + or + Partners

On or off meds $25 per visit
free drug resistance testing
UCSF study of "re-infection" Call today: (415)476-9296 x359

COUPLES COUNSELING

Low fee/ sliding scale. Integral Counseling Center.
(415) 776-3109

Free Meditation Classes

Mon. - Fri. at 7:00pm. Women's class Sat.'s at noon. Awakened Mind Buddhist Meditation Center. 5907 California St. at 21st Ave. (415) 267-1831. www.awakened.info

**TATTOO REMOVAL-LASER**

Laser Center @ Union Square (415) 392-3333 Hair removal as well.

LEARN SPANISH NOW!

Come one night weekly or take our WEEKEND one day immersion workshops. Private lessons and custom programs available. For info: (415) 923-0754 www.weekendenespanol.com WEEKEND EN ESPANOL

GOT EGGS?

Our fertility center needs generous women aged 21-29 to help infertile couples start their families. You must be healthy and responsible. You can meet the couple you help. $5,000 + expenses. Call Woman to Woman Fertility Center at 1-800-314-9996.

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Masturbate Too Much?

www.HerboLove.com info@HerboLove.com

BANKRUPTCY-LOW$

M Courson, Esq. 415.487.0100 www.SFlawyer.net www.sflawyer.net, email: marty@sflawyer.net
Work Injury?
Local work injury victims turn to Free Report, to find out about their rights and what they need to know if they or someone they care about has been involved in an on-the-job injury. Call the toll-free 24 hr. recorded message at (800) 572-2306

CAR REPOSSESSED?

by GMAC? Damages may be recoverable. We can help. I.W. New, Attorney. (415) 567-7595. Collect 92.

Legal Clinic

Do it yourself! Divorces, bankruptcies, wills, immigration and eviction. (510) 302-0401

>****DO YOU HAVE ASTHMA ****

Adults with asthma, ages 18-65, both smokers and non- smokers, are needed to participate in research studies at UCSF. Monetary compensation provided. Call UCSF AT (415) 502-4849 or email at asthma@itsa.ucsf.edu.

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REPAIR YOUR CREDIT PROBLEMS

110% Money-Back Guarantee! (800) 215-3065 or (510) 772-8299

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DISCREET VOICEMAIL!

Touchtone 7 digits direct to your message. Hold 100 m links to Email/ Cellphone. www.bay-link.com
ORDER ON-LINE OR CALL

800.909.8439

**Call Many Quickly**

parties*reminders*greetings
www.MyGlobalTouch.com
www.surfsimple.com

"It's not the strong that SURVIVE

but the PREPARED!" Earn your black belt in fun and practical self-defense in less than 2 years. 510-525-1272 or www.inikte.com

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No Money Down Dating!

The single man's ultimate dating for dollars guide! 415-908-6770.
Make Big Money!!! Learn how to operate your very own successful Escort/ Dating agency. No Experience Required. Learn everything from A-Z. Big money $$ is being made in the adult industry, get your share!! Order your course today!! On how to operate a successful Escort/ Dating agency. Send $20.00 cash/ check/ money order only to: Palm Beach, Inc. 60-26 69th Ave., Ridgewood, NY 11385. All sales final, please allow 1 to 2 weeks delivery. Title your order "Escort/ Dating Agency"
LEARN HOW TO FIND ANYONE IN THE UNITED STATES. Our manual tells you how to locate absolutely anybody. Send $30.00 cash/ money order only to: Palm Beach, Inc. 60-26 69th Ave., Ridgewood NY, 11385. Customer Service: (718) 456-9400. Please allow 1-2 weeks delivery. All Sales Final. Title your order, "Find Anyone".

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Computer/Internet
Low cost POS Supplies
áStock/Custom Receipt Paper áStock/Custom Business Forms áGuest checks áPrinter Ribbons Mention this ad to receive a 15% off your order 1-800-729-1635 or visit us online @ www.hamcobusiness.com
Financial Services
$$CASH$$- Immediate Cash for structured settlements, annuities, real estate notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases and insurance payouts. 877-NOTES-31 (AAN CAN)
BE DEBT FREE. Low Payments, Reduced Interest. Stop Collector Calls, Stop Late Fees. Non-Profit Christian Agency. Recorded Message 800-714-9764. FAMILY CREDIT COUNSELING www.familycredit.org (AAN CAN)
IMMEDIATE CASH!!! US Pension Funding pays cash now for 8 years of your future pension payments. Call 800-586-1325 for a FREE, no-obligation estimate. www.uspensionfunding.com (CAL*SCAN)
$$CASH$$ Immediate Cash for structured settlements, annuities, real estate notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases, and insurance payouts. (800)794-7310. (CAL*SCAN)
Voice Messaging
Abe's Voicemail
$13.50, $11.50, $9.00/mo. Unlimited messages. Local, 800 #s. SF, Marin, Sonoma, East Bay, San Jose. (415) 435-7501 www.abesvoicemail.com.

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Marketplace
Art
INDIAN SUN GALLERY+Native American + Mexican + South American + Jewelry, Pottery, Folk Arts. Secure online shopping. FREE US SHIPPING! mention #sfg for 10% off order. www.indiansun.net.
Clothes
Kick Saddam's Ass!!! T-shirt $10 + $2 shipping 415-357-1500
Computers
HP Internet ready Pentium system complete $130 (415) 724-4901

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Electronics
FREE DIRECTV SYSTEM including installation! 3 months free Show time unlimited. Access 225+ channels! Digital-quality picture & sound. Packages from $31.99/mo. Limited time. 1-800-360-4039. (CAL*SCAN)
Exercise/Sporting Goods
$125 Orbitrek Pro exerciser. Excellent condition, too much for senior. Chinese hooked wool rug, 7.6 x 9.8, green/beige floral, needs cleaning and repairs $25. 415-752-2924.
Garage/Moving Sale
Warehouse Sale Creative Christmas Gifts: * Home accessories * Ceramics * Lighting * Folk Art From Dec. 19th (Thursday) to Dec. 23rd (Monday) From 10:00 AM to 4:00 PM 2476 Harrison St @ 21ST Street Check us out at: www.leecartercompany.com
Everything must go! - Futon, dining set, coffee table, dishes, glasses, lamp, heater and more! Email for pictures maya@balancefengshui.com or call (510) 658- 2114.
Pets
See our new pet of the week in this week's Bay Guardian. Local adoptions are through the SF SPCA

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Misc. Marketplace
Soda Vending Machine-Full size, takes dollars, works great, $425. 415-987-9364. Delivery Available.
SPA- DELUX MODEL, neckjets therapy seat, never used, can deliver, worth $5400, sell for $1950. Call (408) 732-1062.
Visa/Mastercard
Approval guaranteed. No security deposit. Limits up to $12,000! Bad credit OK! (800) 859-4112 x16
Career Education
National Bartenders School
A Bartender Can Earn $150-$250 daily. We offer: 2-week class, Job Placement. SF's oldest and largest school. Professional Bartenders School. 800.736.1001, www.barbook.com

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Language Instruction
WEEKEND EN ESPAGNOL
Tutoring/Training
RECORDING ENGINEER. Music Producer, Mixer, Protools Editor and more. No experience required. On-the-job-training in local Recording Studios & Record Companies. Part-time, Nights, Weekends. Call for FREE video 1-800-295-4433. www.RecordingConnection.com (AAN CAN)

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Community Forum
Community Action Calendar
(Date pending) EMERGENCY RESPONSE
In the case of a new U.S. war against Iraq: the day of meet at 5 p.m., Powell and Market. Saturday after: 12 noon, UN Plaza (7th/Market). Call ANSWER, Act Now to Stop War & End Racism at (415) 821-6545 for updates.
December 17, Tuesday A.N.S.W.E.R Meeting
Act Now to Stop War & End Racism. Tuesday, Dec. 17. Also, weekly Tuesday ANSWER activist meetings, 7 pm. Discuss the US war drive, join a working group to prepare for the Jan. 18 No War on Iraq National Marches in DC and SF. 2489 Mission St. Rm #30 cross St. 21st.
January 20, Monday National Peace Workshop
Black Voices for Peace is organizing a National Peace Workshop and Conference on Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Monday, January 20th, in Washington, DC, with other events for the weekend of the 18th-19th still in the planning. United For Peace, a new national campaign will be calling for participation in these events. CALL (202) 232-5690.
January 9 - 15 Berlin & Beyond Film Festival
Our 8th Annual Berlin & Beyond festival features the best new films from Germany, Austria and Switzerland including several impressive feature debuts. For more info: www.goethe.de/sanfrancisco. All programs separate admission. Festival Passes: $80 (good for all films and events, except for Opening Night party). Advance tickets available at ticketweb.com and at CafŽ de la Presse (352 Grant at Bush).
December 22, Sunday Peace Walk
Weekly Peace Walk around Lake Merritt Lake Merritt - Columns at the East End Between Grand and Lakeshore Avenues Oakland. Every Sunday: December 1, 8, 15, 22, 29 Join the Lake Merritt Neighbors Organized for Peace (LMNOP) and lots of other people in a weekly peace walk around Lake Merritt. Contact: Beth Wagner, Lake Merritt Neighbors Organized for Peace (LMNOP), lmnop@riseup.net, (510) 763-8712, lmno4p.org
December 24, Tuesday Peace Arch Postering
Aquatic Park, 2nd Street at Addison Street, Berkeley, Every Tuesday: December 3, 10, 17, 24, 31 Encourage commuters to work for peace. Join members of Lake Merritt Neighbors Organized for Peace and the Berkeley Peace Walk and Vigil in postering the morning commute. Vigil on the Berkeley Peace Arch (pedestrian overpass) over Interstae 80. Contact: Sophia, vigil4peace@yahoo.com, (510) 528-9217, geocities.com/vigil4peace/vigil.html

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December 18, Wednesday Listening for a Change
Lytton Plaza, Palo Alto. Every Wednesday: December 4, 11, 18, 25. There will still be banners, signs, petitions, (even cookies and homemade bread), and leaflets, but no chants and marches, instead peace activists will pull up chairs, and invite people to speak about their feelings and thoughts about the 9/11 tragedy and our government's response. Dialogue, raising questions and issues, reclaiming public space, providing educational and networking opportunities for all, are a few of the reasons behind this listening project, sponsored by Women's International League for Peace and Freedom. Contact: Carol Brouillet, cbrouillet@igc.org, (650) 857-0927, www.communitycurrency.org
December 19, Thursday San Francisco Vigil Against the War
San Francisco Federal Building, Golden Gate Avenue at Larkin Street, San Francisco. Every Thursday: December 5, 12, 19, 26. A vigil protesting our bombing of Afghanistan and our nation's "war" against terrorism, using more terror. Contact: AFSC, SSchwartz@afsc.org
December 31, Tuesday New Years Eve 2003 Benefi
Society Against HIV and Aids in Ethiopia ESTATE@LIMELIGHT 660 6th Avenue @ 20th street With Grammy Award winning DJŐs DEEP DISH 3 dance floors/3 DJs (House, Hip Hop, and Classic Disco) Open Bar 9pm Đ 1am; with champagne toast @ midnight; party favors Tickets $150 before December 20th; $200 after. Time: 9pm - 7am. Contact Email: stylez1@hotmail.com
December 18-29 Affordable Art
City Art, 828 Valencia, 970-9900. Local artists sell their works. Wed - Sun, noon - 9p.m. Free.

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December 21, Saturday Fillmore Solstice
Featuring street performers and musicians. Fillmore Street between Clay and Pine, San Francisco. (415) 441-4093. Sat 12/21/2002, 12:00 p.m. - 4:00 p.m., free admission.
December 18, Wednesday Rock the World
Young Performers International performance; featuring more than 80 Bay Area youth. Event Info: (415) 420-2960, Wed 12/18/2002, 4:00 p.m., fee/admission: $5-$10. First Unitarian Universalist Church, 1187 Franklin St., San Francisco. (415) 863-3133 (Civic Center/Hayes Valley)
Announcements
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Lost and Found
Lost : Bright Ideas: Send any to natalie@citygraphics.com
Legal Notices
Career Services
ABC Bartending School Nationwide Locations 1-2 week programs. BARTENDING Owner Tony Sylvester's schools have trained thousands and placed thousands into JOBS Nationwide since 1977 www.abcbartending.com Call and compare Lowest Tuition in the Bay Area 1-888-262-5824
Employment Agencies
Jackson Personnel Employment Services - 415-546-4500
Progressive Opportunities
SERVE YOUR COMMUNITY! Join AMERICORPS! Deepen your understanding of equity and diversity in education. Commit to community development and social change. Learn effective team building and creative problem solving skills. Earn: Full Time - Monthly Living Allowance Of $998, Health Benefits, Child Care, Education Award of $4,725 - Call (510) 992-7894. Part Time - Monthly Living Allowance Of $404, Loan Deferment, Education Award of $1,175 - Call (510) 992-7889. Positions Available: Literacy Tutor/Mentor, Gardener, Environmentalist!
FORESTS FOREVER - Our Mission: To protect and enhance the forests and wildlife habitat of California through educational, legislative, and electoral activities. Second, to recruit, educate and train articulate and effective organizers in the skills needed to convey our position on the state's forests and wildlife habitat to the citizens of California. At 50,000 acres, Jackson State Forest is the largest state forest in all of California. Many people look to this forest for recreation and solitude. Unfortunately, the California Department of Forestry has plans to log about 1000 acres of this forest. In response to this, Forests Forever is urging Gov. Davis and the CA Senate and Assembly to stop the CDF's plans. We are contacting citizens throughout the Bay Area in an effort to spread the word and get them involved in the outcome of Jackson's future. We Need You to Help Us Proliferate Life!!! Activists, Organizers & Forest Defenders. Forests Forever is now hiring and training motivated and articulate activists for PT Phone Canvasser. Paid Training/ Vacation/ Sick/ Holiday Pay. $10.90/hr. + Bonuses. Call 415.974.3636 or Fax resume: 415.974.3664, or email: employment@forestsforever.org - FORESTS FOREVER, 973 Market St., Ste. 450, San Francisco, CA 94103. www.forestsforever.org
Work for Peace - Work To Build The Movement Against Bush's Racist Crusade For Global Domination. Diverse, Feminist environment! Opportunities for advancement! F/T - Guaranteed salary, med/dental benefits, paid vacation, paid training. P/T - Evening hours, great for students, paid training, earn up to $13/hr. Call Dolores or Jabir, 510.849.2081, www.californiapeaceaction.org
Haight Ashbury Free Medical Clinic, P/T, flexible schedule, some evenings, $27-$29/hr with benefits. Req: current CA lic., primary care and HIV exp., commit to working w/ diverse communities. Pref: bilingual Span/Eng. Res/Cov ASAP to: H. Ochoa, 558 Clayton St., SF, CA 94117 or e-mail: hilda@hafmc.org -EOE.
Business Opportunities
Metropolitan Mortgage & Securities Co., Inc. buying seller-financed mortgages through brokers since 1953. To broker a note, call 1-800-268-9184. Visit us online at www.metrobuysnotes.com. (AAN CAN)
$$ BARTEND $$ Have fun, make money. Up to $300 per shift. No experience required. Call 800-806-0083 ext 203 (AAN CAN)
ADVERTISE to over 5 million Californians with a statewide classified ad in 191 newspapers. $450 for 25 words. Regions available. FREE information package: (916)288-6010; (916)288-6019. www.cal-scan.com (CAL*SCAN)
BE YOUR OWN BOSS. Control your hours! PT/FT $500/$4500. Full training. To receive FREE information call: 1-888-272-4531 or visit www.gr8biz.net (CAL*SCAN)
JOIN OUR TEAM and make a difference. In the California Army National Guard you can get money for college and career training. Call 1-800-GO-GUARD. (CAL*SCAN)
Modeling / Casting Calls
Female Models who Smoke
Needed. Must be able to french inhale, blow smoke rings and have a desire to make top $$. Email smoketime@hotmail.com
Employment Wanted
Apparel Warehouse/Packer/Driver
Textile experience a plus, must be computer literate, must have clean DMV. Responsibilities include: driving, organization and inspection of fabric, pulling and packing orders. Wages commensurate with experience. Full Time w/benefits and 410K. email resume: gr@westonwear.com Fax: (415) 826-0703.
Modeling / Casting Calls
General
MOVIE EXTRAS- $100 - $400/day potential. All looks needed. No experience required. TV commercials, film, print. Call Digital Exposure at 1-800-260-3949 ext. 3025. (AAN CAN)

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General Employment
Publishing
TICKET TO WRITE
The San Francisco Bay Guardian, the Bay Area's biggest, hippest newsweekly, offers writing internships for aspiring journalists. The Guardian internship is a great way to gain experience, and clips, at one of the nation's foremost alternative papers. The four-month program is unpaid and requires a commitment of two days each week. Log on to www.sfbg.com for more information, or call (415) 255-3100 ext. 573 to have an informational flyer sent to you. Apply today, and be part to the solution.
Home Care
HEALTH FOOD SHOPPING or slow careful cleaning for sensitive disabled Jewish Feminist. 1-3 days. (510) 594-4000 ext 220.
activism
Forests Forever
Get Active And Work To Make A Difference! We're hiring PT Phone Canvassers to help save CA's largest state forests. $11.45/hr. + bonuses, paid training, vacation/ sick/ holiday pay. Call (415) 974-3636 between 9:30am and 12:30pm or email: employment@forestsforever.org. (See display ad in Progressive Opportunities for more info).
Non-Profits
Serve Your Community
Join AmeriCorps! Become an environmentalist, a gardener or literacy tutor/mentor and teach in elementary and middle schools. Full time and Part time position available with salary and benefits varying. Contact (510) 992-7894 for FT positions and (510) 992-7889 for PT., email: schahal@ebcc-schools.org, chahalsarohini@netscape.net
Activism
CA Peace Action
Work for Peace - Peace Action is hiring both F/T and P/T activists to work to build the movement against Bush's racist crusade for global domination. F/T - guaranteed salary, full benefits. P/T - paid training, up to $13/hr. Call Dolores or Jabir, 510.849.2081, www.californiapeaceaction.org (See our display ad in Progressive Opportunities for details).
Entertainment
T.V. Show (multi-award winning) needs talent. Actors, Dancers, Singers, Musicians, Writers, Editors, Entertainers of ALL kinds. Be seen by millions. (415) 381-4275.

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Models
Models Wanted
Jean Pierre Models International is now interviewing. Serious Inquiries Only. Call 415-346-7500.
Receptionist
Upscale stylish salon seeks mature, professional & cheerful individual to manage front desk. PT. evenings Arable Salon. Rachel (415) 922-7577.
SF contractor is seeking talented, energetic, self-motivated engineers, superintendents, and project manager to work in fast-paced public works construction field offices. Responsibilities include, but not limited to dwg and spec review, RFI knowledge, procurement process, subcontractor coordination, and field management skills. Openings for entry and experienced individuals. Excel, Lotus, Word and Sure Talk experience is a plus. Excellent benefits and competitive wages. Please fax your resumes to H.R. Dept. @ 415-227-1049 or visit website at www.mitchell-engineering.com
Hairstylist/Receptionist
Face to Face is a cozy salon in West Portal with a soothing, artistic environment. We are looking for a few inventive and enthusiastic people to join a group that believes in supporting each other and to taking care of our clients. Please call or FAX your resume to: 415-566-2806
Part time cashier wanted with filing experience fax resume to (415) 431-1102 Auto experience helpful
Cook/Head Waiter/Busboyy-Expierence Call 415-775-9897

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Retail
Buffalo Exchange
Seeks Responsible, Energetic, Hardworking Individual for RETAIL MANAGER - $40,000/yr. with benefits at 1800 Polk Street, SF. Must have strong fashion knowledge with retail manager experience. Fax resume with cover letter to (510) 644-3465 or email GA2Secrtry@aol.com. www.buffaloexchange.com
BUFFALO EXCHANGE, A Resale clothing company seeks Responsible, Energetic, Hardworking Individual. Now Hiring For: RETAIL MANAGER - $40,000/yr. with benefits to work at 1800 Polk St., SF. Must have strong fashion knowledge with retail manager experience. Fax resume with cover letter to (510) 644-3465 or email GA2Secrtry@aol.com. www.buffaloexchange.com

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Housecleaning
HOUSECLEANERS
Experienced in residential cleaning. English speaking. Must want to work. <*C>Call (415) 441-9600. EURO Housekeeping <*J>
Hair Stylist
Hair Stylist
Jean Prado Salon in Foster City seeks experienced colorist. (650) 766-9995 www.jeanprado.com
General
WE WANT MINORITY WRITERS: The Academy for Alternative Journalism, supported by alternative papers like this one, seeks experienced minority journalists and students (college seniors and up) for a paid summer writing program at Northwestern University's Medill School of Journalism, Chicago. The eight-week program (June 23 - August 15, 2003) aims to recruit talented minority writers into the alternative press and train them in magazine-style feature writing. Ten participants will be chosen and paid $3,000 plus housing and travel allowances. For information visit the Web site at http:// www.medill.northwestern.edu/aaj or write for an application: Academy for Alternative Journalism, Northwestern University, Medill School of Journalism, 1845 Sheridan Road Evanston, IL 60208. altacademy@ northwestern.edu. Application deadline February 7, 2003. (AAN CAN)

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Executive Security. NOW HIRING P/T For - HOLIDAY EVENTS. Tons of P/T hours!!! Make your own schedule. Set Your Sites On The Best Sites In Town. $9.75 - $10.25 to start. No Lies - No Games, Get Paid to Work and Dress Comfortably. No Experience Necessary. Great work for artists and students! Hiring Apply in person at #2 Henry Adams Street, #M-4, SF (at the corner of 8th and Townsend). Call only for directions, (415) 626-1011.
Security
P/T Holiday Events
Make your own schedule - tons of P/T hours. $9.75 - $10.25 to start. No Experience Necessary. Great work for artists and students! Apply in person at #2 Henry Adams Street, #M-4, SF (at the corner of 8th and Townsend). Call only for directions, (415) 626-1011.
Government
GOVERNMENT JOBS Now hiring for Wildlife/Postal/Firefighters/Police Officers. $40K/year. Paid training. Mon-Fri 9am-10pm/est. 1-800-464-8991 ext. 23. (CAL*SCAN)

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Travel
COOL TRAVEL JOB. Entry level positions. 18+, no experience necessary, 2 weeks paid training, transportation, lodging provided. $500 signing bonus to start. TOLL FREE 1-877-646-5050. (CAL*SCAN)
Marketing
GET PAID! Be a Mystery Shopper! (Pay No Fees) As an Independent Contractor evaluate customer service at restaurants, gas stations etc. www.shopncheck.com 1-800-669-6526 x3127 ShopRecruit@shopnchek.com (CAL*SCAN)

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Driver
DRIVERS/STUDENTS NEEDED immediately. CDL training through USTDS in Rialto, CA. Financing, transportation, housing, and tuition reimbursement available. Call Russ at 1-866-466-3546 for details. (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
EXPRESSWAY-STS $1000 sign-on bonus! Teams and Owner Operators needed immediately! Also seeking solo OTR drivers. Teams must have Hazmat Endorsement. CDL-A required. 800-835-9471 (flatbeds), 866-313-0478 (vans). (CAL*SCAN)

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Sales
SALES - Join our weekly High Earners Club. $2,000 - $6,100 weekly goal potential. Realistic $75,000 - $100,000. Management opportunities await those who excel. Starting with 2-3 preset qualified appts. daily. A weekly performance based guarantee adding up to $1000's plus comm. 1st 12 weeks. Over 28 million customer inquiries to date. Frequently the #1 weekly advertiser on National Cable TV...plus magazines....direct mail. Join the king of the lead business! Benefits available. Eric Kraft 1-888-563-3188. (CAL*SCAN)

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Restaurant/Bar/Club
Wanted: Go Go dancers for Paradise Lounge nightclub. Experienced preferred. Please email resume to: vikingpirateking@msn.com.
Indoor/Outdoor
Electrician
<*C>S.R.Y. ELECTRIC, INC. <*J>
Remodels, New Construction, Phone and Cable, Old Service Upgrade Rewiring. INSURED. Eli C:(510) 812-5542 or (510) 620-0722.

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Moving/Storage
The State of California Public Utilities Commission requires firms moving household goods to show a T-number in their ad. For information or to check a T-number, call the CA Public Utilities Commission at 1-800-366-4782.
On The Move You rent the truck, we supply labor, pads & equipment We specialize in making everyone feel like a VIP Free fine china packing with labor services Expert packing Discount boxes Insured up to 1 million dollars of property damage rubbishremoval@yahoo.com (415) 760-4803

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Trucking/Hauling
YOEL'S HAULING
FROM $15/hr. Bay Area's Best Haulers also offer yard, garage cleanup, tree care and dump runs. (415) 282-2023 or page (415) 202-6572. WE RECYCLE.
BEASTS OF BURDEN
Big jobs! Small jobs! From hear to there. Better, cheaper, faster!! Strong, fast, friendly, careful. REFERENCES, LOW RATES. (415) 305-8599
CARTY MOVING & STORAGE 415-831-8301 No job too small or big Experts at hoisting what won't fit through doors and stairways Loading and unloading of rental trucks Piano moving specialists Packing service available Last minute moves welcome LIC 189107 Insured PL & PD

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2 BIG GUYS
1 Clean Truck. Careful Furn. & Piano Handling Local & World wide BIG or small, 1 Call Does All 24hrs!!! (415) 764-7333.
Truck and Driver for Hire
Moving or dump runs. Can go miles. Low rates. Know CA Highways. Chris: (415) 826-2863.
Home Services
Bob & Tom's Windows. Replacement Windows By Milgard. Energy efficient vinyl, wood & aluminum. Easy installation, no interior remodeling. Custom built to your exact size. Cuts outside noise and drafts. Guaranteed as long as you own your home. BOB & TOM'S WINDOW CO. Factory Authorized Dealer, AMA Certified Installers, PG&E Certified. VISIT OUR SHOWROOM AT 2636 SAN BRUNO AVENUE, S.F. Serving the Bay Area Since 1979. AFTER YOU RECEIVE YOUR BEST QUOTE - CALL US! SATURDAY BY APPOINTMENT. 415-468-5501, 650-692-4270. "Providing For Today, The Solutions Of Tomorrow!"
Need an extra pair of hands? Non-profit Day Labor Program provides individuals and businesses w/ workers for moving, construction, cleaning, gardening & more. Specializing in short jobs, $12-15/hr. Call 7am-12noon Mon-Sat to hire one or many workers. (415) 252-5375 or 5376.
CONSTRUCTION Repair/Rebuild Back Stairs Porches Decks 25 years experience Licensed and insured lic407271 415-533-2265 (cell) 415-566-3822

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Remodeling
Electrician New Wiring & Rewiring. Adding outlets/ switches, changing fixtures & troubleshooting. 415.468.3771, pager (415) 333-4189, 415-333-4189 FREE ESTIMATES!
ELI's HOME IMPROVEMENT
Electrical, Plumbing, Carpentry, Painting, Phone, Tile, more. INSURED - Call Eli, C:(510) 812-5542 or (510) 620-0722.
HANDYMAN SAM
4 years exp. Remodel, electrical, decks, landscaping, painting $25/hr. unlic. Free estimate. References. Call Sam (415) 385-6462
Cleaning
Squirt Chemical Free Pressure Washing To get rid of the dirt and save, call Squirt today! * Commercial * Residential * Sidewalks * Restaurants * Brass Polishing WE SPECIALIZE IN GRAFITTI REMOVAL! WE SQUIRT HIGH PRESSURE TO MAKE YOUR CONCRETE SHINE! rubbishremoval@yahoo.com (415) 760-4803
Misc. Service
Need An Extra Pair Of Hands? Contact The SF Day Labor Program! We are a non-profit that specializes in connecting homeowners, renters, event planners, and businesses with an extra pair of hands. We specialize in temporary and sporadic labor, and can send workers to jobs as brief as three hours or can fill permanent positions. We are flexible, affordable, and convenient. Contact (415) 252-5375 or 5376 during business hours: 7am-1pm, Mon-Fri, 7am-12pm, Sat. Call up to an hour prior to reserve reliable workers for moving, hauling, gardening, clean-up, set-up, painting, security, and more. With prior notice, laborers are available 7 days/week, at all hours, at rates of $12-17/hr. Our Women's Collective [which can also be reached at (415) 252-5375 or 5376, and requires only one day advanced notice] specializes in cleaning, childcare, eldercare, and cooking. We are a non-profit dedicated to worker empowerment; all of the money that you are paying goes directly to the workers.

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Musicians Wanted
Bands and DJs Looking for a place to play? Call the Rio Saloon. San Bruno (650)222-3266, (650)222-2714.
Fresh, enthusiastic drummers/percussionists, keyboardists, bassists, backing female vocalists and horns wanted for original band. Influences: pop, r&B, latin, alternative, hip hop. Call (510) 219-7060.
New drummer sought for original Pop Rock Band. Dependable with transportation. Call John (415) 896-1773.
BASSIST WANTED - influences include Nirvana, Misfits and Pink Floyd. Conor (510) 654-6791
The Groove Monster seeks guitarist, drums. Sabbath meets Funkadelic. Influences: Zeppelin, Jimi, Mahavishnu, Zappa. Call Phil (510) 653-7228
Drummer needed for paid recording sessions. Tool influenced hard rock, compound time signatures, double bass. New sound, very pro. (510) 482 4022.
Bass needed. SF Hard Rock, new sound, very pro, heavy minor grooves, independent label, good gigs. (510) 482-4022.
Pro drummer available-excellent in all styles. Good attitude, state of the art gear. Reliable + transport. Max (415) 331-1500 X407
Established band seeks hard hitting, fast DRUMMER. Super Suckers, New Bomb Turks, AC/DC, Social Distortion. mp3's at www.sammyshakes.com or call (415) 503-0372 for CD.

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Bassist & Drummer Needed gig now/poss. perm. Napa. Commuter reimbursmt. Iggy, Dead Boys, Cramps, Dickies, Ramones. Rcrdng studio. Original songs. Don (707) 252-8641
Bassist looking to gig out and have some fun. Can dedicate to serious project. Need amp support. John 510-872-1564
Pianist and/or Guitarist needed to accompany vocal jazz/blues/soul. For fun and possibly working towards gigs. Major influences: Ella Fitzgerald, Nina Simone, Aretha Franklin. E-mail Alex at roadmama2@yahoo.com

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Rehearsal Space
OAKLAND Rehearsal studios available hourly or monthly. Also mini recording studios for beats/vocals. www.9029studios.com 510.553.9029
Recording Studios
Studio 305
Recording, production, CD duplication, and song writing. We transfer vinyl to CD. 2424 Blanding Ave. Alameda, CA 510-523-8269
Music Studio
Music Services
SING! Blues, Jazz, Rock, Pop, Folk, & More. All Ages/ All Levels. Breathing, Mic Technique, Presence, Power. FREE CONSULTATION, REASONABLE RATES. Pro singer teaching since 1973. (510) 522-3399.

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Singing Technique
Expand range, volume, breath. Beautiful singing the natural way. All styles-levels. Free session. Bruno Alving (415) 468-3264.
Musicians
Career assistance is available for working musicians. We can help you with Networking, Gig Referrals, Contracts, Instrument Insurance, Rehearsal Space and much More! The Musicians Union, Local 6 116, 9th St. San Francisco, Ca. 94103 (415) 575-0777. www.afm6.org
DJ
Local DJ specializing in funky house and dance music. 3+ years exp. 100's of records. Awesome sound system. Now offering recession rates!! House parties, clubs, outdoor events. I support local artists and labels! E-mail for further info: infinisly@yahoo.com or call (415) 939-4949
Learn to sing/speak better! Expand vocal range, self-confidence. Professional singer/songwriter accepting vocal students. All ages, beginner to intermediate. In my home or yours (must have piano). Two location SF or Menlo Park. 415-401-7571 or 650-269-8975.
Woo Woo Recording
Analog or digital. (415) 845-7653 www.woowooproductions.com
Bands for Hire
Music Equipment for Sale
Alto Saxaphone Yamaha custom, Gold keys and bell, Perfect condition, like new, $2200 o.b.o. John (650) 726-7202
$ SAXOPHONES WANTED. TOP CASH PAID. Call (415) 647-7777.
MAXIMIZE YOUR MUSIC-Build your own soundbooth. (888) 777-7808
ROLAND KC500 AMP-Barely 1 year old;Mint Condition. 150 watts RMS, four channel, up to eight instruments. $500 or Best Offer. 650-728-0982.

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Home Buyer Services
Reader's Notice
All real estate advertised herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make any such preference, limitation, or discrimination. We will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which is in violation of the law. All persons are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised are available on an equal opportunity basis.
REALTOR Terry Osburn
Serving the community in Contra Costa and Alameda Counties. I help both Buyers and Sellers. Lender referral provided. Keller Williams Realty (925) 383-3020. www.terryosburn.com.
Homes for Sale, Other
Vintage home circu 1915 Vallejo, Heritage District. Great location! Lg 2 bedroom, 1 1/2 bath, w/guest house, hw floors, full basement, and larg attic. 325K Agent 707-318-8274.
Property for Sale
20 ACRE RANCHES. Beat price increase! $0 down, $89.82/month, $8,979.42 Save $1,000+! (10%/216 months). Near booming El Paso, Texas. Roads. Free maps/pictures. Sunset Ranches 1-800-343-9444. (CAL*SCAN)
ARIZONA BEST BARGAIN, 36 acres - $24,900. Borders State Land. Beautiful ranch in Williams/Flagstaff area, perfect 6,100' climate. Spectacular mountain views. Affordable financing. AZLR 1-877-282-5263. (CAL*SCAN)
NEW MEXICO MOUNTAINS - 140 AC - Only $49,900. Gorgeous grasslands, mature tree cover, 6300 ft. elevation. Mountain views, year-round roads, and electric. Perfect for horse lovers. Adjacent to national forest. Excellent financing. Call today! This won't last! SW Properties of NM, Inc. 1-888-292-9711. (CAL*SCAN)

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Rentals
$325 Bernal Heights-Cozy garage workshop/art studio. Near Mission St., No live-in. Good light, nice space, about 200 sq. ft. No oil paints/solvents. $325/mo. 415-285-9430, leave message.
Roommate Services
ALL AREAS - ROOMMATE.COM Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit: www.Roommate.com (AAN CAN)
Shared Housing, SF
AGONIZING OVER RENT? Find a Roommate Online! Customized Matching All areas, Ads with pics Chat, Daily Emails, More! www.RoommmateAccess.com Toll Free: 1-866-823-2200
NEED A ROOMMATE ...... FAST?
San Francisco's #1 roommate service. Matches in Minutes!!! Safe & Secure (415) 397-4008. www.RoommateExpress.com
$600, Outer Mission - Furnished or Unfurnished, W/D, Near BART, Garage is extra. Female only please. (415) 337-7731.
$675 Lower Pacific Heights - Titanic, vibrant virtuoso lady musician seeking a knight to nurture a brilliant artistic. sunny. 30+. 415-775-9607.
$675 Pacific Heights. Furnished room. Kitchen privileges and utilities included. Room available January 7th. (415) 931-1564.
Sublets & Roommates
$450+ All Areas - Browse/ List Free! www.Sublet.com, 1-877-FOR-RENT.
$400-600 Haight-(Fulton/Stanyan) . 8- Month Lease. 1st Months Rent/2 month deposit. 3 Floors. 4-8 people/floor. 3 Kitchens/5 bathrooms. No pets. 415-752-4840.
$490 Close to USF - 6th Ave/ Balboa St. in the Richmond District. James, (415) 386-3406 or (415) 251-5239.

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$760 RUSSIAN HILL - Responsible, considerate, intelligent individual seeks same for top floor 2BR/1BA with hardwood floors, storage, porch, bridge views, more. Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, offering the most available listings -- guaranteed, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, a free search preview, free limited membership. www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!
$550 CASTRO/EUREKA VALLEY - (Market St. at 16th St.) to share with a 58yo Gay Male and 3 others. We range in age from 37 - 58. House features: Dishwasher, Deck, and Yard. We're a politically hip and media savvy house. (#35575) - We have over 600 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/ Guarantee.
$550 NOE VALLEY - (Army St. at Castro St.) to share with a 46yo Straight Female. House features: W/D, Deck, and Parking. No smokers, drug users or pets. (#35566) - We have over 600 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/ Guarantee.

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Shared Housing, Other
$630-Menlo Park, seeking roommate to share 2 bedroom. Washer/Dryer. Close to Stanford Campus. Shared courtyard. No pets/smoking. 650-321-8199.
$750 +utilities PACIFICA - Furnished room available to share 3BR, 1.5 Bath with one female. W/D, immaculate, quiet, walk to golf course, shopping, beach, pier, tennis courts. 12 min. to SF. (650) 359-0890.
Sublets
Apartments & Sublets
$850+, All Areas - 1-2 bedrooms, furnished and unfurnished. Browse/ List Free. www.Sublet.com, 1-877-FOR-RENT.
Rental Services
All real estate advertised herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make any such preference, limitation, or discrimination. We will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which is in violation of the law. All persons are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised are available on an equal opportunity basis.

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Rental Housing, SF
$575 Oceanview - Near SFSU! 1 Lg Bedroom w/ shared Kitchen & Bath. Utilities Included. Muni/ BART access. No pets. (510) 780-0620.
Apartments & Sublets
$450+, All Areas - Browse/ List Free! www.Sublet.com, 1-877-FOR-RENT.
HOMES from $10,000 For listing call (800) 719-3001 ex. R399
$1000 NOB HILL - Lovely, quiet studio in new building featuring fitness center, 24-hr gated entrance, laundry, garaged parking, garden courtyard. Good closet space, modern features, view. Will consider cat. Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, offering the most available listings -- guaranteed, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, a free search preview, free limited membership. www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!

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$1050 PACIFIC HEIGHTS - Quiet, clean, pretty studio apartment with hardwood floors, laundry. Heat, water, and garbage paid. A great deal in a fantastic neighborhood! Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, offering the most available listings -- guaranteed, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, a free search preview, free limited membership. www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!
$1275 LAUREL HEIGHTS - Condo-style living in this 1BR/1BA flat with hardwood floors, balcony, spacious rooms, private garage, city views. Small pets okay! Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, offering the most available listings -- guaranteed, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, a free search preview, free limited membership. www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!
$1595 PACIFIC HEIGHTS - Beautiful 1BR/1BA near Lafayette Park with exceptional views, updated, eat-in kitchen, laundry. Easy access to downtown, shopping, restaurants, and nightlife. Cats okay! Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, offering the most available listings -- guaranteed, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, a free search preview, free limited membership. www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!
$2000 NORTH BEACH - Pets welcome in this 2BR/1BA flat with spacious kitchen, back porch, garden, and bonus room. Near public transportation in vibrant North Beach! Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, offering the most available listings -- guaranteed, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, a free search preview, free limited membership. www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!

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$2100 NOE VALLEY - Spacious 2BR/2BA flat with updated kitchen, laundry, off-street parking, and amazing bay views! Quiet, yet close to great restaurants and shopping. Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, offering the most available listings -- guaranteed, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, a free search preview, free limited membership. www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!
$2000 TELEGRAPH HILL - 2-bed, extra room, large kitchen, PETS OK, water/garbage paid. Available Jan 1st, call Jeff (415) 421-5233
$1100 NOE VALLEY - 1BR 1BA. Apartment Features: Car Port, HW Floors, Yard, and View. (#78207) - Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2800 vacancies in San Francisco (More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. Ask about our money-back guarantee!
$1750 MARINA/COW HOLLOW - 2BR 1BA. Apartment Features: Garage, Fireplace, and HW Floors. (#78238) - Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2800 vacancies in San Francisco (More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. Ask about our money-back guarantee!
$1795 NOE VALLEY - 2BR 1BA. Cat Ok. Flat Features: Garage, W/D, HW Floors, and Deck. (#78265) - Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2800 vacancies in San Francisco (More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. Ask about our money-back guarantee!
$949 CASTRO/EUREKA VALLEY - Studio. Cat Ok. Apartment Features: Garage, W/D, Dishwasher, Disposal, and HW Floors. (#78290) - Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2800 vacancies in San Francisco (More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. Ask about our money-back guarantee!
DIAMOND HEIGHTS CONDO
Newly remodeled 1BR condo for rent, mountain VIEWS, granite kitchen, parking, utilities paid, pets ok (415) 647-8447.

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Rental Housing, East Bay
SEARS LOFTS
Live/work LOFTS and STUDIOS, 27th at Telegraph in Oakland. Open-air atrium and laundry facilities. Some units with patios, views and W/D hookups. Gated parking. (510) 238-8300, www.madisonparkreit.com.
$1550 Oakland. Musicians leaving rehearsal space. 1250 sq. ft. Fully converted warehouse with private bathroom, living room area, food kitchen. 2 bedrooms, each w/private entrances. Soundproof rehearsal space. Off street parking. South of Fruitvale. Tom Solveson (209) 815-8650 or 1-800-830-9470.
Rental Housing Wanted
Professional responsible family visiting family in Bay Area Dec 21 through Dec 29th, would like to rent apt or house, will take care of animals if needed, good references, any area, but noe valley preferred. Call Linda Craven (517) 373 1146 (work) or email: jaymeburke@hotmail.com
Live/Work Space
Live Work Spaces. Oakland near Fruitvale BART. Kitchen. Full Bath. 1900 square feet $1900/month. (510) 536-9828.
Commercial Rentals
Desk Space $400 - Desk space in Jackson Square gallery. Come by www.canessa.org and see in person. Leave note for Zach if you like. (415) 296-9029

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Vacation Rentals
Come to Hawaii
Discover hidden secrets about the Big Island by logging onto: www.hawaiiislandrentals.com Vacation homes starting at $75 per day. 808-965-8801

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Travel Services
Frequent Flyer Miles
Buy/Sell. Top Dollar paid for airline miles. Upgrade, bumped tickets-etc. Call Toll Free 1-866-684-2300.
STA TRAVEL
Its your trip, take it!! Specials to: London, Paris, Frankfurt, Amsterdam and Madrid. See our ad in this weeks Travel Section for other destinations. cst# 1017560-40. (415) 391-8407 36 Geary St. (650) 322-4790 267 University Ave. www.statravel.com
Yankee Clipper Travel
1-866-356-2260. Las Vegas Packages Available. Cruises also Available. Yankeeclippertravel.com. cst# 2057689-40 ... See our ad in the travel section for other destinations.
LATINDISCOUNTERS
LOWEST FARES TO EUROPE, MEXICO, CENTRAL AND SOUTHAMERICA FROM ANYWHERE IN US. CALL US OR BOOK ONLINE. WWW.LATINDISCOUNTERS.COM (415) 467-9130 OR 1-877-426-8676

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