January 7, 2003

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Used Cars & Trucks
San Francisco Toyota 877-GET-APPROVED Live in the city? Need a new/used vehicle? Bankruptcy, Collections, Late Payments, or simply bad luck? Why drive 25 miles? WE CAN HELP YOU RIGHT NOW! 24 Hours/7 Days a Week 877-438-2777
'75 DATSUN B210 yellow 55k 4 speed $388. Please call: 650-340-7047.
'84 FORD TBIRD -blue color at 110K $688. Please call: 650-340-7047.
'76 DATSUN 280Z -White color, 122K at slight body rust. $688. Please call: 650-340-7047.
Porsche 924 '77, Runs, Good body, Needs work, As is, $1200 or best offer.(415) 601-9721
VW Rabbit '82 Convertible, 5 speed, Good body, Needs work, As is, $400 or best offer. (415) 601-9721
'78 FORD LTD 2 DR -blue color at 100K, v8 ,390, 2 door. $888. Please call: 650-340-7047.
'85 JAGUAR SEDAN -wine color, tan, leather, 6 cylinder, XJ6, 88K. $1188. Please call: 650-340-7047.
'88 JEEP CHEROKEE - 2wd, 142K, red color, 5 speed. $1388. Please call: 650-340-7047.
'91 FORD EXPLORER-white color, gray leather seats, 172K, XLT model AT 4.0 V6. $1688. Please call: 650-340-7047.
'88 BMW CONVERTIBLE-red color, AT, black interior, 132K, black top. $2888. Please call: 650-340-7047.
'87 TOYOTA PICKUP- 4WD( s ), 160k, red color 5 speed, 4 cylinder, salvage title. $1388. Please call: 650-340-7047.
'88 VOLVO WAGON -white color, 250k, AT, new head gasket, relay, coil. $1188. Please call: 650-340-7047.

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Motorcycles
2001 Ford Explorer Sport Track. White, power 2-wheel drive, automatic. 30k miles, $18,500 OBO 415-793-9503.
Body & Soul
Art
Woodworking for Women
Furniture making with hand tools. Weekend Workshop. $200. Debey Zito, (415) 648-6861.
Astrology
Zodiacsmack.com
A fresh take astrology website. Horoscopes, celebrity profiles, love/ SEX advice. As always, talkin' smack about the zodiac.
Classes
KUNDALINI YOGA
Kundalini yoga uses breath, posture and mantra to quickly channel healing, rejuvenating energy to the body's organ systems and energy centers. Seven Week Detoxification & Establish Healthy Life Patterns Series meets at the SF LGBT Community Center, Wed's., Jan. 15 - Feb. 26, 7:00-9:00 PM, $10 donation requested, No one turned away for lack of funds. Info: (415) 695-1265 or www.Luxnoir.com.
Certified Massage Therapy
Exceptional Massage It's time you get the quality and luxury you're used to. SF 415-339-8115 or home.switchboard.com/cmt
San Mateo/Airport
Full body therapeutic massage for men by exp'd CMT. Joe (650) 347-2937.
Fireside Massage
Unique, unhurried Swedish massage for men. 5 years experience. Pacific Heights. Johnny (415) 505-3060.
Asian Shiatsu & Swedish by nurturing CMT. Call Julia if you wish to float away to paradise. In/Out. SF/East Bay. (510) 387-6639 or (415) 309-7511. Masseuses Needed
DYNAMIC Health & Healing
Offers massage which is healthy and healing to the body. Noe Valley, Non-Sexual. (415) 954-3632.
Massage For Men
FULL BODY Swedish - Trager - Deep Tissue Call Jef at (415) 706-1630.

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Massage for Men
Swedish Warm Oil/ Shiatsu - Relax and Let Go!! Adam CMT. Gift Certificates. (415) 552-6677.
Massage in El Cerrito Monrovia Relaxation Swedish Massage Licenced Masseuse 10478 San Pablo Ave. El Cerrito, 94530 7 days/week 10 a.m. - 10 p.m. Phone: 510 558 3368
SHED... your tensions
Advanced certifications. Swedish Reflexology Vibrational and Joints Therapy MASSAGE Nichele: (415) 722 -5195
Massage in El Cerrito
Monrovia Relaxation Swedish Massage Licensed Masseuse. 10478 San Pablo Ave 7 days/week 10 a.m. - 10 p.m. (510) 558 3368
Holiday Acupressure Center-Deep Tissue, stress reduction, pain relief relax massages. Oakland: 1714 Franklin St. 510-444-3888 Walnut Creek: 1399 Ygnacio Valley Road, Suite 9 925-933-3600 San Ramon: 2110 Omega Road, Suite J 925-838-1908.
A French Woman's Massage
Gives you Strength, Serenity & Happiness. Body Shampoo Available. Dominique (415) 641-1405 www.lifecoachsf.com.
Swedish Massage Therapy
Healing, relaxing, luxury massage. Hotel, home, office. Spa skin care for face/body upon request. Fair rate. (415) 469-0577
Maria Martinez Esthetician Skin Care Specialist European Facials Wax Massages Treatment for Men & Women Unity of Nature & Science 2595 Mission St. Suite #307 San Francisco CA 94110 (415)282-1958
groovy massage groovy massage groovy massage groovy massage groovy massage call: (415) 431-4835
Sports massage for men. Near 3rd & Brannan. www.ascesis.net/steven Most credit cards accepted. Steven, CMT. 800-658-6438
Traditional Thai Massage
Working with pressure points, energy channels cleared, joint-rotation, and muscle stretching. Therapeutic. (415) 831-8393
Counseling
Bay Area Depression & Anxiety Treatment Center. Specialists in Cognitive Therapy for depression & anxiety. Call for free self-test and brochure. (415) 550-1550
Affordable Psychotherapy
Safe, supportive environment. Experienced post-masters interns. BAPS/Oak Creek Counseling Center. Locations in SF & East Bay. Fees: $25-90. Call 1-888-649-9320. T. Michahelles, M.F.T.#23074, Director.
Relationship Counseling
Therapy focused on intimate relationship issues: current battles/ impasses; history of long-standing relationship problems: trouble forming or staying in relationships; unresolved childhood issues that continue to haunt you. Individual/ couples; Saturday hours. Carol Gould, MFT (415) 826-5435.
Does It Hurt Inside?
So bad you can't let anyone see? The passage to freedom is here. Julie Armer, MA, LMFT. Gentle, practical individual/ couples therapy. (415) 882-1161 Noe Valley. www.PersonalChange.org
HYPNOSIS
Create lasting change easily! Stop smoking, increase self-esteem, overcome challenges and much more. Dara Tuell is a Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist and Holistic Counselor. Wise Ways (415) 939-4442
OVEREATING?
When you find stuffing feelings & turning to food for comfort stops working...Compassionate & Effective Therapy. Ellen Dekker, MFT (415) 979-6830.

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Dating Services
Single?
Meet Quality Singles with the Bay Area's Largest Singles Dining and Adventure Club. We have a variety of services that can help you fall in love or just have fun. Let one of our consultants assist you today! Table For Six Total Adventures. SF - (415) 782-0680, Silicon Valley - (650) 934-0800. www.tableforsix.com
www.dashdates.com
A Revolution In Dating! Meet Up To 15 Singles In Person In Under 90 Minutes with Dash Dates. Sign up for an upcoming event today!
Meeting Game¨ Salon
Meet Singles, a few at a time, at evenings of short, thought-provoking, conversations and ice-breakers. ALSO: 10-Minute DatingŞ - (415) 789-7887, www.MeetingGame.com.
Your AsianConnection
Asian/American Dating Service. Combining Traditional Matchmaking With the Ease of the Internet. Monthly Bay Area Singles Parties. Call (408) 446-1824. www.yourasianconnection.com
Family Services
Family Fertility Center
We provide access to two of the most modern options available for bringing a baby into the family: Egg Donation and Surrogacy. (925) 977-4850 or www.surromother.com
Be an Egg Donor!
Women of all Races, Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com.
Be Someone's Miracle
Egg donation $5500, Surrogacy $22,000. Help an infertile couple create a family! Donors must be N/S, N/D 21-30. Surrogates must be N/S, N/D and have at least one child. Call to listen to our information line: Donor (415) 455-4626, Surrogates (415) 485-1969.
ADOPTION WORKS!
Sail right through the adoption process with our help! We've assisted birthmothers like yourself--wishing to find a perfect couple to raise & love their newborn. Many $ secure, happy couples waiting for the challenges of parenting. Give us a call for resumes/photos or to meet them! $ assistance. Diane Michelsen Adoption & Surrogacy Law Office. 800-877-1990/www.lodm.com.

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Fitness
LOSE UP TO 8 pounds in 3 days! Increase energy and feel great. All natural, no stimulants. Ultra-Nutrition Shake, $39.99. www.naturalwellness.com or toll free (888)207-3480. Save extra 20% use coupon code CS2003. (CAL*SCAN)
Health
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Reach over 600,000 weekly Bay Guardian readers in Body & Soul, our weekly guide to healthy living in the Bay Area. Call Classifieds today at (415) 255-7600.
Holistic Bodywork
JOY Healing Arts. Swedish - Shiatsu - Deep Tissue - Sports - Hot Stone Therapy - Reiki. Introductory Special: 60 Minute Therapeutic Swedish Massage $49. 2169 Folsom Street, Annex 200 (between 17th and 18th Street). 415-552-1350.
Medical
ALL ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIRS - New - No cost to you if eligible. Medicare accepted. Wheelchairs and Powerchairs (scooter-style) "We treat you right!" Call 7 days. (800)835-3155. (CAL*SCAN)
Nutrition
Will Power in a Bottle. Loose up to 30 pounds in 30 days. For a free sample call 888-373-8275.
Religion/Spirituality
"Start saving your gelt...Chanukah is early this year! Find out when: (415) 777-4545, or JewishNfo@sfjcf.org, Jewish Community Information & Referral - www.jholidays.org
Retreats
REJUVENATE! Keep those Resolutions
Want to keep those New Year's Resolutions to lose weight, look younger, feel great? Start 2003 off right. Join us in picturesque Northern Idaho for a unique 5-day, 1-week or 2-week Intensive Detoxification Program. We begin 1.02.03 at Fusion MediSpa in beautiful Hayden Lake, Idaho. Check us out at: www.fusionmedispa.com or call (208) 762-3126

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Sexuality
Not A Condom!
Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection. Paid study for couples to test diaphragm with either the gel or regular spermicide as birth control for 7-12 months. Call 1-800-300-5767 - SF and East Bay locations.
Bikram Yoga
Eagle posture - come improve the mechanics of your sexual organs. Don't delay in living a more satisfying life. Don't you deserve it? Sweaty, hot yoga is waiting for you. Why wait - Try Bikram Yoga today.
Spas
SUNshine SPA
Pleasant Hill's Most Pleasing Experience! Hot Tub Rentals with Sauna! Hourly and package rates. Expert Massage Therapists On Site. 1948 Contra Costa Blvd. Pleasant Hill. (925) 685-7822. See ad in front of Guardian for special discounts.
Marin Sauna
In San Rafael - Dry Sauna, Body Shampoo, Massage for Men and Women. Open daily 10am - 10pm. 817-B 4th Street, San Rafael - (415) 456-6555. Now Hiring Masseuses.
Vision/Eye Care
Site For Sore Eyes
Designer frames - fully discounted. Contact lenses - in stock. Board Certified Optometrist. Accept most recognized insurance plans. 140 Battery 415-421-2020, 901 Market 415-495-2020, 300 West Portal Ave 415-753-8511
Support Groups
RECOVERY, INC. Self-Help Mental Health. For panic attacks, depression, phobias, other nervous symptoms & fears. Weekly. Free. (510) 482-5808
Yoga/Meditation
FREE MEDITATION CLASSES. Mon. - Fri. at 7pm and Sat. Women's Class at Noon at Awakened Mind Center 5907 California St. at 21st. Ave. SF. (415) 267-183, www.awakened.info
Yoga of the Heart
Kripalu yoga is unique in its focus on mindful awareness and freedom of spirit. Each class invites conscious exploration, opening the mind to the possibility of transformation - changing life from inside out. San Francisco Zen Center, 308 Page at Laguna. All levels welcome. Call Mark (415) 648-3728.

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Bulletin Board

Yoga for Peace

1200 Arguello. 681-2731. www.sivananda.org

BANKRUPTCY - CH. 13 & 7

Low Fees; 32 years experience
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$$$ Make Money $$$

In Voiceover!
Learn how W/ Top SF Casting Director $25 session JAN 13th (415) 956-3878

PASS ANY DRUG TEST

Urine, blood, hair follicle or saliva. Toll Free 800-733-4429
www.ipassedmydrugtest.com
**Event Space For Rent

**Perfect Event Space

Perfect 5,000 sq. ft. space available for your Art shows, Film shooting, Corporate parties. Includes Full sound system, bar & much more! near California/Van Ness. Call Joe: (415) 474-6968.

Be An Angel & Donate Eggs

Age 21-30, Generous Compensation! FFC 1-800-939-OVUM

THE RIGHT STUFF

Date fellow graduates & faculty of Stanford, UCB, the Ivies, Caltech, Claremont Colleges & a few others. More than 4000 members. Join now and save!
www.rightstuffdating.com THE RIGHT STUFF 1-800-988-5288.

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A R T I S T S

Painters, photographers, sculptors, fine artists! Learn to survive & prosper with the Taking the Leap program, a business school for artists. Beginners to advanced. Call today: (510) 653-1655

Women of all Races

Be An Egg Donor!
Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com
www.sffertility.com, email: francke@sffertility.com

BLOW JOBS

Slippery Nipples, Screaming Orgasms and 159 other great cocktails. Get a sexy new career in 2 weeks at...
<*C>SF SCHOOL OF BARTENDING <*J>
Lowest tuition in SF! Job placement assistance incl. Attend an intro class for FREE! 760 Market Street (Next to the Virgin Megastore) (415) 362-1116 www.sfbartending.com

** HAIR MODELS NEEDED!**

at DiPietro Todd Salon for Cutting & Color. Call (415) 693-5549

Hawaii $129 O.W.

Mexico / Caribbean $250 Round Trip. www.airtech.com, (212) 219-7000. www.airtech.com, email: joyest@jeffnet.org

Car Accident?

FREE REPORT reveals what you need to know BEFORE you settle your case or speak with anyone. Call TOLL FREE 1-800-716-1102 24 hr. Recorded Message.

NOT A CONDOM

Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection. Couples who join a major, federally funded study will test a diaphragm with either the gel or regular spermicide as birth control for 7-12 months.

Up to $560 Plus

FREE supplies, movie passes, CDS and video rentals.
For Information on the BufferGel Study Please Call 1-800-300-5767
SF and East Bay Locations Available.

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Sex Taking Over Your Life?

Counseling for men w/compulsive sexual behavior. George Collins, M.A, 925-932-0201.

AIKIDO - 16 Intro Classes $75

(415) 643-8407. www.heartaikido.com.

BOTOX SPECIAL

Special $199/area (415) 990-0913 S.Word RN/T.Svensson MD CA LIC. #G80502

Immigration Attorney

Free consultation. Richard Kolomejec (415) 433-7205

"Safe Sex`Get Paid" Men!

To $1000/wk CASH! * Free "BlackBook" Offer. All Races. Prvt. (415) 267-3977`(510) 464-4650 SafeSexGetPaid.com

PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILL!

100% HERBAL GAIN 1"-3" GUARANTEED TOTALLY CONFIDENTIAL ONLY $59.95 CK/MO/CASH/CARDS LANSING LABORATORIES 422 ELMWOOD #2 LANSING, MI 48917 (800) 369-4699 24 hrs. WWW.ANDROENLARGE.COM

COUPLES COUNSELING

Low fee/ sliding scale. Integral Counseling Center.
(415) 776-3109

Free Meditation Classes

Mon. - Fri. at 7:00pm. Women's class Sat.'s at noon. Awakened Mind Buddhist Meditation Center. 5907 California St. at 21st Ave. (415) 267-1831. www.awakened.info

**TATTOO REMOVAL-LASER**

Laser Center @ Union Square (415) 392-3333 Hair removal as well.

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LEARN SPANISH NOW!

Come one night weekly or take our WEEKEND one day immersion workshops. Private lessons and custom programs available. For info: (415) 923-0754 www.weekendenespanol.com WEEKEND EN ESPANOL

GOT EGGS?

Our fertility center needs generous women aged 21-29 to help infertile couples start their families. You must be healthy and responsible. You can meet the couple you help. $5,000 + expenses. Call Woman to Woman Fertility Center at 1-800-314-9996.
Work Injury?
Local work injury victims turn to Free Report, to find out about their rights and what they need to know if they or someone they care about has been involved in an on-the-job injury. Call the toll-free 24 hr. recorded message at (800) 572-2306
Create the body you desire Weight management with hypnosis. Classes starting in Jan. Private sessions also available. www.consciousnessarts.com (415) 385-8382

Be Someone's Miracle

Egg donors earn $5500 + costs
Help create a family! If you are N/S, N/D 21-30, (415) 455-4626 www.jgorton-rnjd.com , email: jgorton@jgorton-mjd.com

DUDE, IT'S A PARTY!

Need to tell 1,00 friends about the party? Don't have time to call them all? One click makes its real! www.MyGlobalTouch.com www.surfsimple.com

SINGLE WOMEN OVER 50

Now forming an educational/ support group for women over 50 who would like a new love relationship. I have completed research on the qualities of women over 50 who do find love again. Low Fee. Call Charlotte Prozan, L.C.S.W. (415) 387-6434.

Smoke Pot-Get Paid - $2,680!

M/F. Legal Study. (415) 995-4901 SmokePotGetPaid.com.

Be Your Own Lawyer

THE MORE YOU DO THE LESS IT COSTS. General Business, Wills, Contracts & Leases, Immigration. Susan Petro, Atty. At Law, (415) 586-3066.

GOT MAJOR DEBT?

Let us represent you in negotiating your entire balances and payments down to 52% of what you owe. Call Debt Settlement Solutions today at (650) 323-9005/6

LOSE WEIGHT MAKE $$$$

Taebo has a new diet pill! (415) 328-5787 capilim@peakzone.com

50+, Smoke Cigarettes & Want to Quit?

The Habit Abatement Clinic of UCSF is offering a free research treatment program for smokers 50 and older. This study combines medication and counselling treatment.
For more info call: (415) 476-7453

DIGITAL VIDEO WORKSHOP

Hands-on training. 7 sessions at Fort Mason, $195. Call for info. SF Video Workshops. Class begins Thurs, February 6th (415) 820-9622 or WWW.DVWORKSHOPS.COM www.moonhoax.com

Type 2 Diabetes?

Research subjects needed for a 5 month UCSF study comparing 3 FDA-approved medications. We are looking for people with type 2 diabetes who are NOT on Glucophage (Metformin) or Insulin. This study includes two, 24-hour hospital stays. Free medication and payment for participation. Call (415)476-3670 x 1., email: jessierogerssf@hotmail.com

****SEX ON DEMAND****

FREE REPORT! Learn The 69 Secrets of Systematic Seduction! (415) 908-6770

Medical Intuitive

Intuitive Consultant
Nicki Bonfilio
www.unraveling.com 415.487.4399

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USED BIKE SALE

2800 Telegraph Berkeley 510-841-2181 teamkarim.com Chose from a huge selection!

Earn $8100 in 30 days!

(800) 242-0363 ext.2399 (415) 951-4752 www.nfl.gasupusa.com capilim@peakzone.com

HIV + or + Partners

On or off meds $25 per visit
free drug resistance testing
UCSF study of "re-infection" Call today: (415)476-9296 x359

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Computer/Internet
Low cost POS Supplies
áStock/Custom Receipt Paper áStock/Custom Business Forms áGuest checks áPrinter Ribbons Mention this ad to receive a 15% off your order 1-800-729-1635 or visit us online @ www.hamcobusiness.com
Financial Services
$$CASH$$ Immediate Cash for structured settlements, annuities, real estate notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases, and insurance payouts. (800)794-7310. (CAL*SCAN)
HOME MORTGAGE LOANS. Lowest Interest rates. All credit types. No pre-payment penalties. Best service in the state. California DRE. Empyrean Funding. Call now 800-720-8969 x101. (CAL*SCAN)
$$CASH$$- Immediate Cash for structured settlements, annuities, real estate notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases and insurance payouts. 877-NOTES-31 (AAN CAN)
BE DEBT FREE. Low Payments, Reduced Interest. Stop Collector Calls, Stop Late Fees. Non-Profit Christian Agency. Recorded Message 800-714-9764. FAMILY CREDIT COUNSELING www.familycredit.org (AAN CAN)
Voice Messaging
Abe's Voicemail
$13.50, $11.50, $9.00/mo. Unlimited messages. Local, 800 #s. SF, Marin, Sonoma, East Bay, San Jose. (415) 435-7501 www.abesvoicemail.com.
SMART VOICE CALLS
Reach 1,00s of people with one click--Fast, Low cost and Reliable. Manpower savings! High-volume telephone notification from the web with no phone charges--25/7 www.MyGlobalTouch.com

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Marketplace
Misc. Marketplace
Soda Vending Machine-Full size, takes dollars, works great, $425. 415-987-9364. Delivery Available.
Visa/Mastercard
Approval guaranteed. No security deposit. Limits up to $12,000! Bad credit OK! (800) 859-4112 x16
FREE 2-ROOM DIRECTV System w/installation! 3 months Free Showtime Unlimited. Access 225+ channels! Digital-quality picture & sound. Packages from $31.99/mo. Limited time. 1-800-360-4039. (CAL*SCAN)
Career Education
A Bartender Can Earn $150-$250 daily. We offer: 2-week class, Job Placement. SF's oldest and largest school. Professional Bartenders School. 800.736.1001, www.barbook.com
Language Instruction
FRENCH: ENJOY
A fun, personalized 1-on-1 method with French-born tutor. Degrade. Marci (415) 441-2062.
Misc. Services
UNLIMITED PHONE CALLING! No more rate per minute! Call anywhere in-state and nationwide! Residential and business $39.95 to $59.95! "Ask us about our unlimited plans for telemarketing and autodialers". www.FlatRateTelephone.com 1(866)202-0193. (CAL*SCAN)

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Community Forum
Community Action Calendar
January 20, Monday National Peace Workshop
Black Voices for Peace is organizing a National Peace Workshop and Conference on Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Monday, January 20th, in Washington, DC, with other events for the weekend of the 18th-19th still in the planning. United For Peace, a new national campaign will be calling for participation in these events. CALL (202) 232-5690.
January 9 - 15 Berlin & Beyond Film Festival
Our 8th Annual Berlin & Beyond festival features the best new films from Germany, Austria and Switzerland including several impressive feature debuts. For more info: www.goethe.de/sanfrancisco. All programs separate admission. Festival Passes: $80 (good for all films and events, except for Opening Night party). Advance tickets available at ticketweb.com and at CafŽ de la Presse (352 Grant at Bush).
Wed. Jan 15 The Politics of Pain
Millions of Americans suffer due to severe undertreatement of pain. Medical experts will discuss one of the most serious clinical and ethical health care issues today. 5:30-7:30p.m. The San Francisco Medical Society, 1409 Sutter St. (at Franklin). RSVP (415)921-4987 Community Forum sponsored by the San Francisco Medical Society and the Drug Policy Alliance.
January 8-24, Ongoing Dreams of Resistance
The Mission Cultural Center for Latino Arts invites you to an exhibition in reaction to the presence of war, and in honor of Martin Luther King Jr. This exhibition has invited community artists who want to express how they are feeling about war, peace and the current times we are facing as a nation. The artists in the exhibit are from various communities and are well known and respected throughout the Bay Area. Curated by Patricia Rodriguez. Opening Reception Friday, January 17, 7-9 p.m. Admission $3. (415) 821-1155.
January 22, Wednesday San Francisco Avon Walk for Breast Cancer
Volunteer Night 4:00pm - 7:00pm. Anyone who is interested in helping the San Francisco Avon Walk for Breast Cancer office. It will be a great night to meet the staff, get acquainted with the office, and learn more about the Walk and other volunteer opportunities. We're on 180 Montgomery St. Ste 2050, San Francisco, between Sutter and Bush -- 20th floor. Phone: (415) 834-0404 x17. www.avonwalk.org

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January 21, Tuesday Benefit Art Auction
Join THEATRE RHINOCEROS for a gala benefit fundraising art auction from 6:30 Đ 9:30p.m. All 25 RHINOS (plus one added Rhino) will be auctioned off as a benefit for Theatre Rhinoceros as part of the celebration of our 25th Anniversary season. Theatre Rhino, the WorldŐs Longest-Running Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender Theatre Company, will be exhibiting the entire 25 RHINOS Collection. Pre-bidding on all 25 RHINOS begins Dec. 16 on our web site - www.therhino.org. For information call (415) 552-4100, duca@therhino.org, or contact the LGBT Center at (415) 885-5555.
January 14, Tuesday Book Reading
Africa, Love - John Hatch In Africa Love, sequel to Mississippi Swamp, heat and human passion inside the Great Mississippi swamp transform a wilderness camp into an enduring community. This lost world is vividly imagined in all its love, sex, infidelity, courage and undying loyalty. They must hold off a rampaging flood, the Klan and a land speculator. 12:30p.m., Alexander Book Co., 50 Second Street, San Francisco, (415) 495-2992.
January 15, Wednesday Book Reading
CUT TO THE BONE Author Robert Conner reads from his novel, Cut to the Bone. This unflinching portrayal of a merciless man searching for redemption behind the barrel of a gun offers a blistering update on the traditional Western, where bad men inadvertently become heroes and the law is often irrelevant. 7:30p.m., 489 Castro St., San Francisco, (415) 431-0891
January 18, Saturday "No War On Iraq!"
The march will be the West Coast component to the National Anti-War Mass Demonstration in Washington, DC on that day. The Washington, DC protest will be followed by the convening of a National Grassroots Peace Congress the following day, January 19. Many activists from San Francisco will be flying from the January 18 protest to attend the Congress the next day. Rally: 1 p.m., San Francisco Civic Center (City Hall, Polk & Grove Sts.)
Ongoing
The Volunteer Legal Services Program works with volunteer attorneys, law students, paralegals, social service professionals, and interpreters to provide legal and social services to low-income residents of our community. For more information on volunteer opportunities contact Amanda Chavez at achavez@sfbar.org or go to www.probono.net/sf.
January 15, Wednesday Fight Your Traffic Ticket
San Francisco Superior Court Self Help Center will provide a class that teaches people how to prepare a defense of moving violations. The class is taught by experienced Traffic Attorneys and is free to the public. Class meets at 5:30 P.M. at 850 Bryant Street, Department A (2nd floor).
December 12 - February 23, Ongoing Speak Truth to Power:
Human Rights Defenders Who Are Changing Our World - This traveling exhibition features powerful black and white portraits of 51 human rights defenders taken by Pulitzer Prize-winning photojournalist Eddie Adams. The individuals profiled come from all parts of the world and face every form of oppression and abuse, but they hold in common a record of accomplishment and a profoundly inspiring capacity to ignite change. Human rights issues -- from nuclear disarmament to children in war, from environmental activism to religious self-determination and sex-slavery -- are examined in the exhibition text through biographical stories about each of the defenders written by veteran human rights leader Kerry Kennedy Cuomo. Exhibition: Main Library, Lower Level, Jewett Gallery
January 31, Friday Benefit Concert
A concert benefiting the Central Committee for Conscientious Objectors and the Not In Our Name project featuring Ani DiFranco, Ozomatli, Michael Franti and Spearhead, Chuck D and the Fine Arts Militia, and spoken word artist Saul Williams. The concert is at 7:30 at the Berkeley Community Theater. Tickets are $30-$80 and are available through Ticketweb and at Streetlight Records. Volunteers are also needed for the event. For more information visit www.nionbayarea.net or call 510-594-4076.
January 18, Saturday Introductory/Beginning T-Tapp Training
Session held at Body Tonic "wher the body meets the soul". 5 sessions total, this is part one. 3:30 - 6:30 p.m. T-Tapp is the newest in mind/body experience and is a series of movements designed to put the body in proper functional alignment. It restores metabolic function, and stands on its own as a complete workout. www.t-tapp.com, email lani@t-tapp.com, or call toll free: 1-877-735-TAPP. For regristration and fee information: www.bodytonic.com or call (415) 440-1800.
January 11 - 25, ongoing Leukemia & Lymphoma Society Team Training
Get in shape and save lives! No matter what your level, Team in Training's expert coaches will guide you across the finish line, while blood-related cancer patients inspire you. Attend a free meeting. 1-800-78-TRAIN or (408) 271-2873. www.teamintraining.com.
January 8-24, Ongoing Dreams of Resistance
The Mission Cultural Center for Latino Arts invites you to an exhibition in reaction to the presence of war, and in honor of Martin Luther King Jr. This exhibition has invited community artists who want to express how they are feeling about war, peace and the current times we are facing as a nation. The artists in the exhibit are from various communities and are well known and respected throughout the Bay Area. Curated by Patricia Rodriguez. Opening Reception Friday, January 17, 7-9 p.m. Admission $3. (415) 821-1155.
January 9, Thursday Energizing Your New Year
A look at Chinese Tonic Herbs by Anastasy Tynan, OMD. 6:30 - 7:30p.m., Free to the public at Pharmaca Integrative Pharmacy, 925 Cole, Cole Valley, San Francisco. (415) 661-1216, www.epharmaca.com

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Announcements
See our new pet of the week in this week's Bay Guardian. Local adoptions are through the SF SPCA
get poettreefree at Gg-Re.orG Qwee.net
ADVERTISE to over 5 million Californians with a statewide classified ad in 191 newspapers. $450 for 25 words. Regions available. FREE information package: (916)288-6010; (916)288-6019. www.cal-scan.com (CAL*SCAN)
***ANNOUNCEMENT*** NOW Hiring for 2002/2003. Postal jobs $13.21-$28.16/hour. Full benefits/ paid training/no exp. necessary. Accepting calls 7 days 1-888-359-3590 ext. 131. (CAL*SCAN)
Your Classified Ad printed in more than 100 alternative papers like this one for just $1,150.00! Reach more than 15 million young, active, urbane readers weekly. Go to www.aancan.com or call your local paper for info. (AAN CAN)
Weddings
Weddings Performed Anywhere by Rev. Bob
Weddings performed at any location, non denominational call Reverend Bob at 408-202-8194.

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Adoption
Scared & Alone?
Not ready to be a mom? Call us for support & confidential adoption info. Many loving, $ecure families ready to devote their lives to your baby. $ assistance. Diane Michelsen Adoption & Surrogacy Office. 800-877-1880. www.lodm.com.
Career Services
ABC Bartending School Nationwide Locations 1-2 week programs. BARTENDING Owner Tony Sylvester's schools have trained thousands and placed thousands into JOBS Nationwide since 1977 www.abcbartending.com Call and compare Lowest Tuition in the Bay Area 1-888-262-5824
Employment Agencies
Jackson Personnel Employment Services - 415-546-4500
Progressive Opportunities
FORESTS FOREVER - Our Mission: To protect and enhance the forests and wildlife habitat of California through educational, legislative, and electoral activities. Second, to recruit, educate and train articulate and effective organizers in the skills needed to convey our position on the state's forests and wildlife habitat to the citizens of California. At 50,000 acres, Jackson State Forest is the largest state forest in all of California. Many people look to this forest for recreation and solitude. Unfortunately, the California Department of Forestry has plans to log about 1000 acres of this forest. In response to this, Forests Forever is urging Gov. Davis and the CA Senate and Assembly to stop the CDF's plans. We are contacting citizens throughout the Bay Area in an effort to spread the word and get them involved in the outcome of Jackson's future. We Need You to Help Us Proliferate Life!!! Activists, Organizers & Forest Defenders. Forests Forever is now hiring and training motivated and articulate activists for PT Phone Canvasser. Paid Training/ Vacation/ Sick/ Holiday Pay. $10.90/hr. + Bonuses. Call 415.974.3636 or Fax resume: 415.974.3664, or email: employment@forestsforever.org - FORESTS FOREVER, 50 First St.,Ste. 401, San Francisco. www.forestsforever.org
DON'T INVADE IRAQ! Money For Our Communities Or War Around The World? Build The Movement For Change! Diverse feminist environment, Rapid Promotion. F/T - Guaranteed salary, med/dental benefits, paid vacation, paid training. P/T - Evening hours, great for students, paid training, earn up to $13/hr. Call Dolores or Laura, 510.849.2081, www.californiapeaceaction.org
Grocery
FARMER'S MKT SALES
For top quality organic olive co. Sats & Suns in Bay Area. Must have vehicle + storage space. Salary + commission (877) 268-6563

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Business Opportunities
BE YOUR OWN BOSS. Control your hours! PT/FT $500/$4500. Full training. To receive FREE information call: 1-888-272-4531 or visit www.gr8biz.net (CAL*SCAN)
FIRE YOUR BOSS! Kwik Kerb Business. Laying continuous concrete curbing. Equipment, training, marketing with back-up and support. Don't wait, some areas still available. 1-866-254-5372 www.kwikkerb.com (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
HOME INSPECTION Business w/American Institute of Inspectors professional credentials. Join this growing profession before state licensing laws change. Training/complete business under $2,500. 800-347-2455. (CAL*SCAN)
$$ BARTEND $$ Have fun, make money. Up to $300 per shift. No experience required. Call 800-806-0083 ext 203 (AAN CAN)

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Modeling / Casting Calls
General
MOVIE EXTRAS- $100 - $400/day potential. All looks needed. No experience required. TV commercials, film, print. Call Digital Exposure at 1-800-260-3949 ext. 3025. (AAN CAN)
General Employment
Home Care
HEALTH FOOD SHOPPING or slow careful cleaning for sensitive disabled Jewish Feminist. 1-3 days. (510) 594-4000 ext 220.
activism
Forests Forever
Get Active And Work To Make A Difference! We're hiring PT Phone Canvassers to help save CA's largest state forests. $11.45/hr. + bonuses, paid training, vacation/ sick/ holiday pay. Call (415) 974-3636 between 9:30am and 12:30pm or email: employment@forestsforever.org. (See display ad in Progressive Opportunities for more info).
Non-Profits
Serve Your Community
Join AmeriCorps! Become an environmentalist, a gardener or literacy tutor/mentor and teach in elementary and middle schools. Full time and Part time position available with salary and benefits varying. Contact (510) 992-7894 for FT positions and (510) 992-7889 for PT., email: schahal@ebcc-schools.org, chahalsarohini@netscape.net
Courier
Courier
The San Francisco Bay Guardian is looking for a part-time Courier. 12-14 hours a week, Wednesday and Friday. You must have your own car with insurance. Please call John at (415) 487-2529.
Activism
CA Peace Action
DON'T INVADE IRAQ! Money For Our Communities Or War Around The World? Build The Movement For Change! F/T - guaranteed salary, full benefits. P/T - paid training, up to $13/hr. Call Dolores or Laura, 510.849.2081, www.californiapeaceaction.org (See our display ad in Progressive Opportunities for details).
Entertainment
T.V. Show (multi-award winning) needs talent. Actors, Dancers, Singers, Musicians, Writers, Editors, Entertainers of ALL kinds. Be seen by millions. (415) 381-4275.
Hairstylist/Receptionist
Face to Face is a cozy salon in West Portal with a soothing, artistic environment. We are looking for a few inventive and enthusiastic people to join a group that believes in supporting each other and to taking care of our clients. Please call or FAX your resume to: 415-566-2806

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Legal
Carry a baby withthe genes of a loving couple..Surrogate Moms Needed Earn $20,000 + Age 21-34 Prior Birth Egg Donors Needed Earn $5,000 +. Age 21-30 years Drup/Smoke Free we handle ALL the arrangements Adoption & Surrogacy. Law Offices of Diane Michelsen. 1-800-877-1880. www.FamilyFormation.com
Sloat Garden Center, the premier retail garden center is now hiring for several position for "RETAIL NURSERY PERSON" in our Marin and San Francisco locations. Previous experience in a fast-paced retail or restaurant environment is essential. Academic or professional horticultural training/ experience a plus. Weekend availability a must! Energy, enthusiasm, dedication and hard work will be rewarded. Benefits Include: Full medical and dental insurance, profit and performance based bonus program, tuition reimbursement and 401K plan. Please contact Lora (415) 332-0657 ext. 114 or jobs@sloatgardens.com for an application.
Retail Sales
Sloat Garden Center
The premier retail garden center is now hiring for several positions for RETAIL NURSERY PERSON in our Marin and SF locations - Previous experience in a fast-paced retail or restaurant environment is essential. Weekend availability a must! Please contact Lora (415) 332-0657 ext. 114 or jobs@sloatgardens.com for an application. (SEE OUR DISPLAY AD FOR MORE DETAILS)
Housecleaning
HOUSECLEANERS
Experienced in residential cleaning. English speaking. Must want to work. Call (415) 441-9600. EURO Housekeeping
Publishing
Ticket to Write
The San Francisco Bay Guardian, the Bay Area's biggest, hippest news weekly, offers writing internships for aspiring journalists. The Guardian internship is a great way to gain experience, and clips, at one of the nation's foremost alternative papers. The four-month program is unpaid and requires a commitment of two days each week. Log on to www.sfbg.com for more information, or call (415) 255-3100 ext. 573 to have an informational flyer sent to you. Apply today, and be part of the solution.

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Government
GOVERNMENT JOBS Now hiring for Wildlife/Postal/Firefighters/Police Officers. $40K/year. Paid training. Mon-Fri 9am-10pm/est. 1-800-464-8991 ext. 23. (CAL*SCAN)
Government
GOVERNMENT JOBS - Wildlife and Postal. 48K+ per year. Full benefits. Paid training. No experience necessary. For application and exam call toll free 1-888-778-4266 x850. (CAL*SCAN)
ELECTRONIC INTELLIGENCE TECH. Will train candidates to operate detection, deception and analysis systems. H.S. Grads, U.S. Citizens under age 34 and willing to relocate. Call 1-800-345-6289. (CAL*SCAN)
General
JOIN OUR TEAM and make a difference. In the California Army National Guard you can get money for college and career training. Call 1-800-GO-GUARD. (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
DRIVER - OTR drivers earn bigger paychecks, enjoy lots of miles, drive state-of-art equipment. Have excellent benefits! Requires CDL-A/HazMat. 800-831-6858. www.xpressdrivers.com (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
DRIVERS/CDL (A)...Celebrating 40 years. SOLOS up to 39 cents. Teams to 41 cents, O/O's to 87 cents. $10K bonus. Condos. EOE 800-925-5556 or KLLM.com (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
DRIVERS - Exp'd/Inexp'd. Hot Careers are at Central Refrigerated! Great pay, benefits, lease purchase program. CDL/A w/8 mos. OTR req'd. 800-727-5865. (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
DRIVERS/STUDENTS NEEDED immediately. CDL training through USTDS in Rialto, CA. Financing, transportation, housing, and tuition reimbursement available. Call Russ at 1-866-466-3546 for details. (CAL*SCAN)

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Driver
EXPRESSWAY-STS $1000 sign-on bonus! Lots of freight. Solo, Teams and Owner Operators needed immediately! CDL-A required. 800-835-9471 (flatbed), 866-313-0478 (van). (CAL*SCAN)
AVON. Entrepreneur wanted. Must be willing to work whenever you want, be your own boss, and enjoy unlimited earnings. Let's talk. (888)942-4053. (CAL*SCAN)
Entertainment
MEDIA MAKE-UP ARTISTS earn up to $500/day for television, CD/videos, film, fashion. One week course in Los Angeles while building portfolio. Brochure 310-364-0665 www.MediaMakeupArtists.com (AAN CAN)
General
WE WANT MINORITY WRITERS: The Academy for Alternative Journalism, supported by alternative papers like this one, seeks experienced minority journalists and students (college seniors and up) for a paid summer writing program at Northwestern University's Medill School of Journalism, Chicago. The eight-week program (June 23 - August 15, 2003) aims to recruit talented minority writers into the alternative press and train them in magazine-style feature writing. Ten participants will be chosen and paid $3,000 plus housing and travel allowances. For information visit the Web site at http:// www.medill.northwestern.edu/aaj or write for an application: Academy for Alternative Journalism, Northwestern University, Medill School of Journalism, 1845 Sheridan Road Evanston, IL 60208. altacademy@ northwestern.edu. Application deadline February 7, 2003. (AAN CAN)
TYPIST NEEDED IMMEDIATELY. $425 PT - $825+ FT per week GUARANTEED. Legitimate home data entry work. No experience necessary. Free on-line training. 1-800-481-2680. (AAN CAN)

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Indoor/Outdoor
Electrician
Electrician Carlos Leverman & Francisco Barrera New Wiring & Rewiring. Adding outlets/ switches, & changing fixtures. C.10.Cal Lic # 663572 FREE ESTIMATES! 415.760.5970, pager 415.333-4189, pager 415.460.3656,510.276.8801
S.R.Y. ELECTRIC, INC.
Remodels, New Construction, Phone and Cable, Old Service Upgrade Rewiring. INSURED. Eli C:(510) 812-5542 or (510) 620-0722.
Moving/Storage
The State of California Public Utilities Commission requires firms moving household goods to show a T-number in their ad. For information or to check a T-number, call the CA Public Utilities Commission at 1-800-366-4782.
Need an extra pair of hands? Non-profit Day Labor Program provides individuals and businesses w/ workers for moving, construction, cleaning, gardening & more. Specializing in short jobs, $12-15/hr. Call 7am-12noon Mon-Sat to hire one or many workers. (415) 252-5375 or 5376.

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Trucking/Hauling
YOEL'S HAULING
FROM $15/hr. Bay Area's Best Haulers also offer yard, garage cleanup, tree care and dump runs. (415) 282-2023 or page (415) 202-6572. WE RECYCLE.
CARTY MOVING & STORAGE 415-831-8301 No job too small or big Experts at hoisting what won't fit through doors and stairways Loading and unloading of rental trucks Piano moving specialists Packing service available Last minute moves welcome LIC 189107 Insured PL & PD
2 BIG GUYS
1 Clean Truck. Careful Furn. & Piano Handling Local & World wide BIG or small, 1 Call Does All 24hrs!!! (415) 764-7333.
Tom's Moving House, Office, Apartments Fast, Friendly, and Personable Service. No job too small or large Loading and unloading of rental trucks Short notice moves welcome! (415) 756-5275
Truck and Driver for Hire
Moving or dump runs. Can go miles. Low rates. Know CA Highways. Chris: (415) 370-9758.

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Home Services
Bob & Tom's Windows. Replacement Windows By Milgard. Energy efficient vinyl, wood & aluminum. Easy installation, no interior remodeling. Custom built to your exact size. Cuts outside noise and drafts. Guaranteed as long as you own your home. BOB & TOM'S WINDOW CO. Factory Authorized Dealer, AMA Certified Installers, PG&E Certified. VISIT OUR SHOWROOM AT 2636 SAN BRUNO AVENUE, S.F. Serving the Bay Area Since 1979. AFTER YOU RECEIVE YOUR BEST QUOTE - CALL US! SATURDAY BY APPOINTMENT. 415-468-5501, 650-692-4270. "Providing For Today, The Solutions Of Tomorrow!"
CONSTRUCTION Repair/Rebuild Back Stairs Porches Decks 25 years experience Licensed and insured lic407271 415-533-2265 (cell) 415-566-3822
Remodeling
ELI's HOME IMPROVEMENT
Electrical, Plumbing, Carpentry, Painting, Phone, Tile, more. INSURED - Call Eli, C:(510) 812-5542 or (510) 620-0722.
HANDYMAN SAM
4 years exp. Remodel, electrical, decks, landscaping, painting $25/hr. unlic. Free estimate. References. Call Sam (415) 385-6462

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Misc. Service
Need An Extra Pair Of Hands? Contact The SF Day Labor Program! We are a non-profit that specializes in connecting homeowners, renters, event planners, and businesses with an extra pair of hands. We specialize in temporary and sporadic labor, and can send workers to jobs as brief as three hours or can fill permanent positions. We are flexible, affordable, and convenient. Contact (415) 252-5375 or 5376 during business hours: 7am-1pm, Mon-Fri, 7am-12pm, Sat. Call up to an hour prior to reserve reliable workers for moving, hauling, gardening, clean-up, set-up, painting, security, and more. With prior notice, laborers are available 7 days/week, at all hours, at rates of $12-17/hr. Our Women's Collective [which can also be reached at (415) 252-5375 or 5376, and requires only one day advanced notice] specializes in cleaning, childcare, eldercare, and cooking. We are a non-profit dedicated to worker empowerment; all of the money that you are paying goes directly to the workers.

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Musicians Wanted
Bands and DJs Looking for a place to play? Call the Rio Saloon. San Bruno (650)222-3266, (650)222-2714.
Black Sabbath Tribute seeks singer, Ozzy where are you? We're established, have rehearsal space, PA, management, paid gigs, and tour. (650) 997-3389
Pianist and/or Guitarist needed to accompany female vocal jazz/blues/soul. For fun and working towards gigs. roadmama2@yahoo.com
The Groove Monster seeks guitarist, drums. Sabbath meets Funkadelic. Influences: Zeppelin, Jimi, Mahavishnu, Zappa. Call Phil (510) 653-7228
Recording Studios
Recording Studio and Music Production STUDIO 305 Song writing & Production * Record production * CD duplication *Vinyl and tape archiving * Mixing & mastering * 24 track digital recording Pro Environment Convenient location right off 880 ALSO, WE SELL BEATS AND ORIGINAL MUSIC! Studio 305 2424 Blanding Ave. Alameda, CA 510-523-8269

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Music Services
ANNIE'S CELLO STUDIO. Lessons for All Ages and Levels. Music for All Occasions. ANNIE YEH, M.M. (415) 674-6754. www.anniescellostudio.com
SING! Blues, Jazz, Rock, Pop, Folk, & More. All Ages/ All Levels. Breathing, Mic Technique, Presence, Power. FREE CONSULTATION, REASONABLE RATES. Pro singer teaching since 1973. (510) 522-3399.
Singing Technique
Expand range, volume, breath. Beautiful singing the natural way. All styles-levels. Free session. Bruno Alving (415) 468-3264.
DJ
Local DJ specializing in funky house and dance music. 3+ years exp. House parties, clubs, outdoor events. I support local artists and labels! E-mail for further info: djsly@popstar.com or call (415) 939-4949

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Events
WORLD GUITAR SHOW. Buy, Sell, Trade. San Rafael/Marin Civic, January 11-12, 10-6, 10-4. OC Fairground/Costa Mesa, January 18-19, 10-6, 10-4. www.texasguitarshows.com (CAL*SCAN)
Music Equipment for Sale
Fender acoustic/electric guitar for sale great condition just has some stickers on it black body with white outline call 415-826-2250
World Guitar Show, 100's buy sell trade! San Rafael/Marin Civic, 1/11, 10-6, 1/12, 10-4, texasguitarshows.com.
$ SAXOPHONES WANTED. TOP CASH PAID. Call (415) 647-7777.

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Home Buyer Services
Reader's Notice
All real estate advertised herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make any such preference, limitation, or discrimination. We will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which is in violation of the law. All persons are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised are available on an equal opportunity basis.
REALTOR Terry Osburn
Serving the community in Contra Costa and Alameda Counties. I help both Buyers and Sellers. Lender referral provided. Keller Williams Realty (925) 383-3020. www.terryosburn.com.
Homes for Sale, SF
I'LL BUY YOUR HOME - FAST!! Stop Foreclosure! No Commissions! No Equity/ No Problem. 24 Hr. Rec. Msg. (866) 274-0491 Ext. 14
Homes for Sale, East Bay
Your Dream Home in the East Bay $449,000 Private, serene Laurel District home with views on ß acre! Large formal living room with hardwood floors, fireplace, deck and hot tub. Dining room and kitchen w/ view, 2 bedrooms, one with đ bath and walk in closet. Separate office/studio recently updated, yard, patio and garden. Move-in condition near Highway 580 & 13. Sunday Open House 2-5 PM January 12 & 19 For More Information Call Kathy Close, Realtor Prudential California Realty (510) 913-8128

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Homes for Sale, Other
Vintage home circu 1915 Vallejo, Heritage District. Great location! Lg 2 bedroom, 1 1/2 bath, w/guest house, hw floors, full basement, and large attic. 325K Agent 707-318-1748.
Property for Sale
ARIZONA BEST BARGAIN, 36 acres - $24,900. Borders State Land. Beautiful ranch in Williams/Flagstaff area, perfect 6,100' climate. Spectacular mountain views. Affordable financing. AZLR 1-877-282-5263. (CAL*SCAN)
NEW MEXICO MOUNTAINS - 140 AC - Only $49,900. Gorgeous grasslands, mature tree cover, 6300 ft. elevation. Mountain views, year-round roads, and electric. Perfect for horse lovers. Adjacent to national forest. Excellent financing. Call today! This won't last! SW Properties of NM, Inc. 1-888-292-9711. (CAL*SCAN)
Roommate Services
ALL AREAS - ROOMMATE.COM Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit: www.Roommate.com (AAN CAN)

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Shared Housing, SF
AGONIZING OVER RENT? Find a Roommate Online! Customized Matching All areas, Ads with pics Chat, Daily Emails, More! www.RoommmateAccess.com Toll Free: 1-866-823-2200
NEED A ROOMMATE ...... FAST?
San Francisco's #1 roommate service. Matches in Minutes!!! Safe & Secure (415) 397-4008. www.RoommateExpress.com
Sublets & Roommates
$450+ All Areas - Browse/ List Free! www.Sublet.com, 1-877-FOR-RENT.
$700 SF State Room for rent, 2 br, 2 ba furnished apartment. Close to transportation. Avail. now. 415-586-0832
$740 Pacific Heights. Own bedroom and bathroom. In 2 BD, 2 BR apt. Victorian. W/D, fireplace, Bay Windows, near park. Avail. now (415) 921-8529
$700-Share three bedroom Victorian near Silver Av. Large sunny kitchen with hardwood floors, dishwasher,laundry, deck and beautiful garden. Utilities included. Near Muni (415)822-6463
$450 Lower Haight - Share flat near Haight & Market. Large room, hardwood, high ceilings. First + $400 Deposit. Charlie (415) 522-1617.
$550 Inner Richmond Large sunny room in 2 br apartment. Near parks and transportation. Kitchen privileges. 415-386-8764

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$850 RUSSIAN HILL Seeking friendly, easygoing professional female to share newly remodeled 2BR/1BA with roof deck, views, DW, laundry. Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, offering the most available listings -- guaranteed, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, a free search preview, free limited membership. www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!
$600 COLE VALLEY (Frederick at Stanyan) to share with a 41yo Gay Female and 2 others. Features: Yard and HW Floors. (#35681) - We have over 600 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/ Guarantee.
$750 CASTRO/EUREKA VALLEY - (Henry Street at Castro) to share with a 33yo Gay Male. (#35648) - We have over 600 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/ Guarantee.
$750 NOB HILL - (Sacramento Street @ Polk) to share with a 32yo Straight Male and 2 others. Features: Dishwasher, W/D, Fireplace, Deck, and HW Floors. Great Modern Apartment! Looking for a male, 27-35. (#35643) -We have over 600 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/ Guarantee.
$750 NOE VALLEY - (25th Street at Grandview) to share with a 31yo Straight Male and 3 others. Features: Dishwasher, W/D, Fireplace, Deck, Yard, and HW Floors. We are responsible, no drama, and enjoy getting together once a month for a meal. We enjoy working out, sports, traveling, hiking, biking and cooking. (#35650) - We have over 600 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/ Guarantee.
$850 CASTRO/EUREKA VALLEY - (Castro at 18th) to share with a 37yo Gay Male and 5 others. Features: Dishwasher, Fireplace, and Deck. The other roommate is straight female 25 yrs old. (#35642) - We have over 600 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/ Guarantee.
$900 MARINA/COW HOLLOW (Bay at Franklin) to share with a 27yo Straight Female. Features: Deck, Yard, and HW floors. You should be professional, considerate, financially stable, responsible, laid-back and happy. (#35638) - We have over 600 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/ Guarantee.

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Shared Housing, Other
GWM 46 seeks GWM under 40 n/s to share 1 bd house in Vallejo $500 + Dep must be employed 707-557-2861
Shared Housing Wanted
Looking for a potential roommate to search for a loft or flat to share. Hurry. Must find place soon! (415) 673-2234.
Sublets
Apartments & Sublets
$850+, All Areas - 1-2 bedrooms, furnished and unfurnished. Browse/ List Free. www.Sublet.com, 1-877-FOR-RENT.

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Rental Services
All real estate advertised herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make any such preference, limitation, or discrimination. We will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which is in violation of the law. All persons are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised are available on an equal opportunity basis.
Rent Tech Rentals and Roommates. MORE SF LISTINGS THAN ANYONE! (Based on a website search of available SF rentals on Nov. 5, 2002). MORE than Metro-Rent*, MORE than Bay Rentals*, MORE than The Chronicle*, MORE than RentalGuide.com*, MORE than SF4RENT*. Metro-Rent, Bay Rentals, The Chronicle, SF4RENT and RentalGuide.com are all trademarks and service marks of their respective comanies. Rent Tech Rentals and Roommates - 4054 18th St. at Hartford - 415.863.RENT. www.renttech.com.

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Rental Housing, SF
Apartments & Sublets
$450+, All Areas - Browse/ List Free! www.Sublet.com, 1-877-FOR-RENT.
HOMES from $10,000 For listing call (800) 719-3001 ex. R399
$2,500.00 Sunset district- 3dr home, formal living room and dining room. Garage & backyard. (415) 681-1020.
$1150-1400 Outer Mission/Balboa Bart -2bdrm/ 1bath, furn/unfurn, util. neg. washer/dryer, no pets, garage extra. Available December 29. (415) 337-7731.
N. PANHANDLE $1050 - 1 bed Victorian. McAllister/Masonic, quiet rear building. Water/garbage paid. Near USF (510) 237-3735
$895 UPPER NOB HILL Spacious studio with hardwood floors, laundry. A great price in a great location! Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, offering the most available listings -- guaranteed, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, a free search preview, free limited membership. www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!
$1200 NOE VALLEY Top floor, newly remodeled 1BR/1BA with hardwood floors, city views in classic SF Victorian building. Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, offering the most available listings -- guaranteed, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, a free search preview, free limited membership. www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!
$1350 COW HOLLOW Sunny top floor 1BR/1BA with hardwood floors, laundry, garaged parking in desirable Cow Hollow! Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, offering the most available listings -- guaranteed, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, a free search preview, free limited membership. www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!

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$1850 LOWER PAC HEIGHTS Spacious, recently remodeled 2BR/1BA with new appliances (inc. DW), laundry, garden, private parking. Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, offering the most available listings -- guaranteed, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, a free search preview, free limited membership. www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!
$2095 NORTH BEACH 2BR/1BA with dual-paned windows, patio, laundry, parking in fantastic North Beach location. Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, offering the most available listings -- guaranteed, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, a free search preview, free limited membership. www.MetroRent.com 415-563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!
$2650 COW HOLLOW Charming, two-level 3BR/2BA with eat-in kitchen, private deck, DW, laundry, garaged parking. Will consider cat. Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, offering the most available listings -- guaranteed, customized searches with instant delivery of your matches, INTERIOR PHOTOS, better info, a free search preview,