February 26, 2003

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Used Cars & Trucks
San Francisco Toyota 877-GET-APPROVED Live in the city? Need a new/used vehicle? Bankruptcy, Collections, Late Payments, or simply bad luck? Why drive 25 miles? WE CAN HELP YOU RIGHT NOW! 24 Hours/7 Days a Week 877-438-2777
'98 Oldsmobile 88 LSS Blown head gaskets. Nice body/interior. $4350. Lamar 510-967-9031 or lamartravis@attbi.com Photos www.farawaypals.com/car_for_sale.htm

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Service Station
B & W Brakes - Brake and Wheel Service Center, Complete Automotive Service Since 1978. 3260 26th Street, between Folsom and South Van Ness. (415) 285-2439.

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Financing
HOME MORTGAGE LOANS. Lowest Interest rates. All credit types. No prepayment penalties. Best service in the state. California DRE. Empyrean Funding. Call now 800-720-8969 x101. (CAL*SCAN)

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Misc. Transportation
1-800-CHARITY! Donate your vehicle directly to the original, nationally acclaimed Charity Cars. 100% charity - not a used car dealer/fundraiser. 1-800-CHARITY (1-800-242-7489). www.800charitycars.org (CAL*SCAN)

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Body & Soul
Astrology
Zodiacsmack.com
A fresh take astrology website. Horoscopes, celebrity profiles, love/ SEX advice. As always, talkin' smack about the zodiac.

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Certified Massage Therapy
San Mateo/Airport
Full body therapeutic massage for men by exp'd CMT. Joe (650) 347-2937.
Fireside Massage
Unique, unhurried Swedish massage for men. 5 years experience. Pacific Heights. Johnny (415) 505-3060.
Asian Shiatsu & Swedish by nurturing CMT. Call Julia if you wish to float away to paradise. In/Out. SF/East Bay. (510) 387-6639 or (415) 309-7511. Masseuses Needed
DYNAMIC Health & Healing
Offers massage which is healthy and healing to the body. Noe Valley, Non-Sexual. (415) 954-3632.
Massage For Men
FULL BODY Swedish - Trager - Deep Tissue Call Jef at (415) 706-1630.

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Massage for Men
Swedish Warm Oil/ Shiatsu - Relax and Let Go!! Adam CMT. Gift Certificates. (415) 552-6677.
Marin Sauna
In San Rafael - Dry Sauna, Body Shampoo, Massage for Men and Women. Open daily 10am - 10pm. 817-B 4th Street, San Rafael - (415) 456-6555. Now Hiring Masseuses.
Swedish European Massage
I can help you! Release your tensions. Access your potential for happiness. Call Nichele (415) 722-5195
Massage in El Cerrito
Monrovia Relaxation Swedish Massage Licensed Masseuse. 10478 San Pablo Ave 7 days/week 10 a.m. - 10 p.m. (510) 558 3368

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A French Woman's Massage
Gives you Strength, Serenity & Happiness. Body Shampoo Available. Dominique (415) 641-1405 www.lifecoachsf.com.
Swedish Massage Therapy
Healing, relaxing, luxury massage. Hotel, home, office. Also avail.: deep tissue, sports, or combo (415) 469-0577
Asian Muscle Massage. Experience Ecstasy in the hands of a certified professional. Rick CMT. SF In/Out Calls. (415) 561-0170. 13 yrs. experience.
Tantric Massage
Soft, sensual, strong, and caring. In peaceful home near Sebastopol. Very discreet CMT (707) 529-1187
Holiday Acupressure Center-Deep Tissue, stress reduction, pain relief relax massages. Oakland: 1714 Franklin St. 510-444-3888 Walnut Creek: 1399 Ygnacio Valley Road, Suite 9 925-933-3600

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Coaching
FLIRTING Recipient WANTED
Retreats and Phone/ Email Coaching. Find Your Soulmate/ Save Your Marriage. BigSurRetreats@cs.com, 1-888-424-0180, www.SaveYourLoveLife.bigstep.com

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Counseling
Bay Area Depression & Anxiety Treatment Center. Specialists in Cognitive Therapy for depression & anxiety. Call for free self-test and brochure. (415) 550-1550
Affordable Psychotherapy
Safe, supportive environment. Experienced post-masters interns. BAPS/Oak Creek Counseling Center. Locations in SF & East Bay. Fees: $25-90. Call 1-888-649-9320. T. Michahelles, M.F.T.#23074, Director.
Relationship Counseling
Therapy focused on intimate relationship issues: current battles/ impasses; history of long-standing relationship problems: trouble forming or staying in relationships; unresolved childhood issues that continue to haunt you. Individual/ couples; Saturday hours. Carol Gould, MFT (415) 826-5435.
Does It Hurt Inside?
So bad you can't let anyone see? The passage to freedom is here. Julie Armer, MA, LMFT. Gentle, practical individual/ couples therapy. (415) 882-1161 Noe Valley. www.PersonalChange.org

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Mary Aileen Pyke MFT Counseling, Hypnotherapy, Spiritual Healing, Reiki Master, EMDR, 650-340-1789
Clinical Sexology, Sex Counseling, Romika Raquel Weber, Ph.D., Board-Certified Sex Therapist. Sexual enhancement education, Sex-positive talk therapy, Communicating around sex, Desire/libido/arousal issues, Orgasm concerns, Erection and ejaculation difficulties, Down-to-earth, intuitive, compassionate, Welcoming all genders and orientations. Fifteen years professional experience in sexology. 510.496.3496. Office in Downtown Berkeley. Walk from BART Free Parking.

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HYPNOSIS
Create lasting change easily! Stop smoking, increase self-esteem, overcome life challenges. Dara Tuell is a Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist and Holistic Counselor. (415) 939-4442. (Hypnotherapy is a self-regulated profession, not state licensed.)
OVEREATING?
When you find stuffing feelings & turning to food for comfort stops working...Compassionate & Effective Therapy. Ellen Dekker, MFT (415) 979-6830.

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Dating Services
Meeting Game¨ Salon
Meet Singles, a few at a time, at evenings of short, thought-provoking, conversations and ice-breakers. ALSO: 10-Minute Datingª - (415) 789-7887, www.MeetingGame.com.
Your AsianConnection
Asian/ American Dating Service. Combining Traditional Matchmaking With the Ease of the Internet. The only on-line service with a local office. Monthly Singles Parties. Your Asian Connection, Inc. Call (408) 446-1824. www.yourasianconnection.com

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Family Services
Family Fertility Center
We provide access to two of the most modern options available for bringing a baby into the family: Egg Donation and Surrogacy. (925) 977-4850 or www.surromother.com
Be an Egg Donor!
Women of all Races, Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com.
Be Someone's Miracle
Egg donation $5500, Surrogacy $22,000. Help an infertile couple create a family! Donors must be N/S, N/D 21-30. Surrogates must be N/S, N/D and have at least one child. Call to listen to our information line: Donor (415) 455-4626, Surrogates (415) 485-1969.

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ADOPTION WORKS!
Sail right through the adoption process with our help! We've assisted birthmothers like yourself--wishing to find a perfect couple to raise & love their newborn. Many $ secure, happy couples waiting for the challenges of parenting. Give us a call for resumes/photos or to meet them! $ assistance. Diane Michelsen Adoption & Surrogacy Law Office. 800-877-1990/www.lodm.com.

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Fitness
Fitness Focus For WomenWeight loss/control, body sculpting, strength, cardiovascular and pilates. Unique CUSTOMIZED personal training programs that come to you at your home or office. Reach your health and fitness goals at your location and at your convenience. All equipment provided, all levels welcome. (415) 710-2013

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Healing Arts
Male Witch. Psychic readings and counseling. Casting and removal of spells. Contact with spirits. Call 24/7. Tom 800-419-3346. Credit/Debit Cards. Get your lover back. (AAN CAN)

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Health
Advertise!
Reach over 600,000 weekly Bay Guardian readers in Body & Soul, our weekly guide to healthy living in the Bay Area. Call Classifieds today at (415) 255-7600.

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Holistic Bodywork
JOY Healing Arts. Swedish - Shiatsu - Deep Tissue - Sports - Hot Stone Therapy - Reiki. Introductory Special: 60 Minute Therapeutic Swedish Massage $49. 2169 Folsom Street, Annex 200 (between 17th and 18th Street), no walk-ins please. 415-552-1350. www.joyhealingarts.com

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Hypnotherapy
Hypnosis Healing
Relieve stress and anxiety in your life and free yourself from old patterns. Tap into your inner-powers and be emotionally and physically renewed. Caring/ safe environment. Nina Glaser, Hypnotherapist. (415) 516-2133.

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Medical
ALL ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIRS - New - No cost to you if eligible. Medicare accepted. Wheelchairs and Powerchairs (scooter-style) "We treat you right!" Call 7 days. (800) 835-3155. (CAL*SCAN)

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Psychics
Psychic Readings by Lena One Visit and you'll be Convinced! Lena helps with problems such as love, marriage, business, health etc. All types of readings 99% accuracy. also clears negative energy. Born Gifted! (415) 379-1941

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Religion/Spirituality
Purim is coming...call to get the shpiel. Jewish Community Information & Referral (415) 777-4545 www.jholidays.org

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Retreats
REJUVENATE!
3-day to 3-wk customized natural programs at our peaceful N. Idaho retreat. (208) 762-3126. www.fusionmedispa.com

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Sexuality
Not A Condom!
Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection. Paid study for couples to test diaphragm with either the gel or regular spermicide as birth control for 7-12 months. Call 1-800-300-5767 - SF and East Bay locations.
Bikram Yoga
Eagle posture - come improve the mechanics of your sexual organs. Don't delay in living a more satisfying life. Don't you deserve it? Sweaty, hot yoga is waiting for you. Why wait - Try Bikram Yoga today.

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Skin Care
Microderm. & Natural Face Lifts
$75 Special! Inner and Outer Health and Beauty Treatments make you look and feel younger. Call Dr. Moira Casey at Potrero Hill Healing Arts. (415) 250-3151 or www.healingtouch.hssites.com.

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Spas
MARIN SAUNA - San Rafael. Dry Sauna, Body Shampoo, Massage for Men and Women. Open daily 10am - 10pm. 817-B 4th Street, San Rafael - (415) 456-6555. Now Hiring Masseuses.

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Vision/Eye Care
Site For Sore Eyes
Designer frames - fully discounted. Contact lenses - in stock. Board Certified Optometrist. Accept most recognized insurance plans. 140 Battery 415-421-2020, 901 Market 415-495-2020, 300 West Portal Ave 415-753-8511

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Support Groups
RECOVERY, INC. Self-Help Mental Health. For panic attacks, depression, phobias, other nervous symptoms & fears. Weekly. Free. (510) 482-5808

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Yoga/Meditation
Pretzel's School of Yoga Pretzel's an international teacher with 25+ years exp. 485A Carolina Street, SF (415)626-9642 or visit us at www.pretzels-yoga.com
Yoga of the Heart
Kripalu yoga is unique in its focus on mindful awareness and freedom of spirit. Each class invites conscious exploration, opening the mind to the possibility of transformation - changing life from inside out. San Francisco Zen Center, 308 Page at Laguna. All levels welcome. Call Mark (415) 648-3728.

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Bulletin Board

$$$ Make Money $$$

In Voiceover!
Learn how W/ Top SF Casting Director $25 session MARCH 2nd (415) 956-3878

PASS ANY DRUG TEST

Urine, blood, hair follicle or saliva. Toll Free 800-733-4429
www.ipassedmydrugtest.com
**Event Space For Rent

**Perfect Event Space

Perfect 5,000 sq. ft. space available for your Art shows, Film shooting, Corporate parties. Includes Full sound system, bar & much more! near California/Van Ness. Call Joe: (415) 474-6968.

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GAYSPERMBANK.COM

DONORS NEEDED to play "Uncle". (510) 523-7737.

Be An Angel & Donate Eggs

Age 21-30, Generous Compen- sation! FFC 1-800-939-OVUM

SMART IS SEXY!

The Right Stuff. Date fellow graduates & faculty of Stanford, UCB, the Ivies, Caltech, Claremeont Colleges & a few others!
www.rightstuffdating.com THE RIGHT STUFF 1-800-988-5288.

A R T I S T S

Painters, photographers, sculptors, fine artists! Learn to survive & prosper with the Taking the Leap program, a business school for artists. Beginners to advanced. Call today: (510) 653-1655

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Women of all Races

Be An Egg Donor!
Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com
www.sffertility.com

** HAIR MODELS NEEDED!**

at DiPietro Todd Salon for Cutting & Color. Call (415) 693-5549

Hawaii $129 O.W.

Mexico/Caribbean $125 O.W., all taxes included. www.airtech.com, (212) 219-7000. www.airtech.com

Car Accident?

FREE REPORT reveals what you need to know BEFORE you settle your case or speak with anyone. Call TOLL FREE 1-800-716-1102 24 hr. Recorded Message.

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NOT A CONDOM

Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection. Couples who join a major, federally funded study will test a diaphragm with either the gel or regular spermicide as birth control for 7-12 months.

Up to $500 Plus

FREE supplies, movie passes, CDS and video rentals.
For Information on the BufferGel Study Please Call 1-800-300-5767
SF and East Bay Locations Available.

Sex Taking Over Your Life?

Counseling for men w/compulsive sexual behavior. George Collins, M.A, 925-932-0201.

AIKIDO - 16 Intro Classes $75

Begins March 2nd. 3435 Cesar Chavez @ Valencia. Penny Sablove, 3rd degree black belt. (415) 643-8407.www.heartaikido.com.

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CARS FROM $500

Police Impounds. Hondas, Chevys, Toyotas, etc. For Listings, call Toll-Free (800) 319-3323 x 2788

Immigration Attorney

Free consultation. Richard Kolomejec (415) 433-7205
Work Injury?
Local work injury victims turn to Free Report, to find out about their rights and what they need to know if they or someone they care about has been involved in an on-the-job injury. Call the toll-free 24 hr. recorded message at (800) 572-2306

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UCSF Oral Sex & HIV Study

Do you perform oral sex on men? Do you wonder about your risk of being infected with HIV this way? Interested in participating in a UCSF research study? Call 1-877-ORAL-HIV to find out more.

Be Your Own Lawyer

THE MORE YOU DO THE LESS IT COSTS. General Business, Wills, Contracts & Leases, Immigration. Susan Petro, Atty. At Law, (415) 586-3066.

GOT MAJOR DEBT?

Let us represent you in negotiating your entire balances and payments down to 52% of what you owe. New: CREDIT FICO SCORE restoration program. Call Debt Settlement Solutions today at (650) 323-9005/6
DRUNK DRIVING?
First offender program. Market St. 3 months, 6 months & 12 hour. Multi-lingual-Friendly-Diverse-Discreet Days, Evenings & Saturdays. BART & MUNI - (415) 296-9900

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Are You Failing Your Current NNRTI Regimen? If you are taking a medication regimen that includes one NNRTI - Rescriptor (Delavirdine), Sustiva (Efavirenz), or Viramune (Nevirapine) and two NRTIs and it is not working for you (viral load of 1000 copies/ml or more), you may be eligible to participate in a clinical research trial of Capravirine. Capravirine is a new NNRTI that has shown potent in vitro activity against HIV strains that contain the K103N mutation. This mutation confers high level resistance to all 3 of the currently approved NNRTIs. To qualify for this study, you must not have had prior treatment with Capravirine or Nelfinavir. For more information, please contact Dr. Stephen Becker of Pacific Horizon Medical Group at 415-292-5477 ext. 480.

PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILL!

100% HERBAL GAIN 1"-3" GUARANTEED TOTALLY CONFIDENTIAL ONLY $59.95 CK/MO/CASH/CARDS LANSING LABORATORIES 422 ELMWOOD #2 LANSING, MI 48917 (800) 369-4699 24 hrs. WWW.ANDROENLARGE.COM

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GOT EGGS?

Our fertility center needs generous women aged 21-29 to help infertile couples start their families. You must be healthy and responsible. You can meet the couple you help. $5,000 + expenses. Call Woman to Woman Fertility Center at 1-800-314-9996.
Do you find yourself compelled to steal things you don't need? Does it make you ashamed and embarrassed? Help yourself and others like you by being part of an upcoming documentary. All replies and identities held in strictest confidence. Toll Free (888) 823-9039

BREATHE FREELY

Sinus and Asthma treatment. David (510) 337-9446

Jacuzzi Massage HCMT Espanol 510-663-8106

BANKRUPTCY - CH. 13 & 7

Low Fees; 33 years experience
Patrick McNamara, Attorney (415) 239-4085 (510) 893-7383 www.McN4BKLAW.com

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BLOW JOBS

Slippery Nipples, Screaming Orgasms and 159 other great cocktails. Get a sexy new career in 2 weeks at...
SF SCHOOL OF BARTENDING
Lowest tuition in SF! Job placement assistance incl. Attend an intro class for FREE! 760 Market Street (Next to the Virgin Megastore) (415) 362-1116 www.sfbartending.com

PENILE ENLARGEMENT

The #1 Selling System. Safe & Permanent. We Offer Viagara, Testosterone, Xenical & Propecia. For Information Call (619) 299-HUGE or visit us at www.DrJoelKaplan.com.

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SafeSexGetPaid.com. $1,000/wk

Men! Free "BlackBook"! (415) 267-3977 * (510) 464-4850

SmokePotGetPaid.com. $2,860!

Legal "Hi-Pay" Studies for all. Free Info: (415) 995-4901.

BANKRUPTCIES CH 7 & 13

Free consultation for Bankruptcies including Chap 7 and payment plan for Chap. 13. Patrick McMahon, Attorney (415) 543-9338

**TATTOO REMOVAL-LASER**

Laser Center @ Union Square (415) 392-3333 Hair removal as well.

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ADOPTION ALTERNATIVE

Pregnant and don't know what to do? Loving, open-hearted, financially stable woman seeks to adopt baby. Free counseling, living/medical expenses. This can be a good thing for you & your baby. Discreet & legal. (904) 824-7006

CAR REPOSSESSED?

by GMAC? Damages may be recoverable. We can help. I.W. New, Attorney. (415) 567-7595. Collect 92.
CASH IN ON YOUR RENT RECEIPTS!! How To Turn Your Rent Receipts Into INSTANT AAA CREDIT!! (415) 908-6770

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Power Hypnosis

Free consultation. Michael Disend (415) 440-8767 www.powerhypnosis.com

Be Someone's Miracle

Eggdonors-$5500+, Surrogates-$22K+
Donors ages 21-30 call (415) 455-4626, Surrogates ages 24-39 call (415) 485-1969. www.jgorton-rnjd.com , email: jgorton@jgorton-mjd.com

Landlord Problems?

Commercial/Residential Tenants call Dave Crow, Attorney at Law (415) 552-9060.

UCSF Research Study

Now recruiting healthy women (not on hormones), for your participation - $200 stipend. No medical or health risks, study information kept confidential. Leave message for Dr. Misell/Drina Boban at (415) 476-3670, Ext. 3.

BOTOX SATURDAYS!

Bring a friend! (415) 990-0913

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LEARN EJACULATION CONTROL
In one hour. (650) 323-4227 BlissTantra.com

Tax Time

Don't Stress! Call Tax-Matters
Reasonable $ (415) 934-0377
BANKRUPTCY ATTORNEY
Stop your Financial Worries! Stop the IRS! Harrassments, Lawsuits, Foreclosures.
Call for FREE CONSULTATION. (877) 799-5297

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BANKRUPTCY-LOW$

Marty Courson, Esq. 415.487.0100 www.SFlawyer.net www.sflawyer.net
HEALTHY WOMEN NEEDED Doctors seeking women between the ages of 16 and 23 to join a research study of an investigational vaccine to see if it can prevent HPV infection-a virus that can lead to genital warts and cervical cancer. Study volunteers will be compensated $700 for their participation. Call Quest Research 415-353-0800

DIGITAL VIDEO WORKSHOP

Hands-on training. 7 sessions at Fort Mason, $195. Call for info. SF Video Workshops. Class begins Thurs, March 27th (415) 820-9622 or WWW.DVWORKSHOPS.COM www.moonhoax.com

ERASE CREDIT CARD DEBT

Without bankruptcy, without consolidation, without making any more payments and without affecting your credit. (415) 577-5442.

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Don't Let Love Keep You Down!

Try Viagra Today

Order online www.medsunlimited.com
Order Toll-Free 1-866-633-7865

GOT ROPE?

Check out SEXYPAINTINGS.COM
Nude, Naked, Bondage. Call (415) 640-8673

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Medical Cannabis Delivery Service

High-grade medicines at discount prices. Fast service and very reliable. (415)954-7137

USED BICYCLES!

Huge Selection Sale! teamkarim.com 2800 Telegraph/Ashby Berkeley 510-841-2181

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Cleaning
B & G Janitorial Service
Offices, banks, stores, restaurants, medical bldgs, homes & apartments. Window & carpet cleaning, strip & wax floors, polish hardwood & marble floors. Pressure washing. All work supervised by owner. (415) 207-1192

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Computer/Internet
Low cost POS Supplies
áStock/Custom Receipt Paper áStock/Custom Business Forms áGuest checks áPrinter Ribbons Mention this ad to receive a 15% off your order 1-800-729-1635 or visit us online @ www.hamcobusiness.com
UNLIMITED DIALUP
ONLY $17.95 www.limepop.net (877) 743-2747

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Financial Services
$$CASH$$- Immediate Cash for structured settlements, annuities, real estate notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases and insurance payouts. 800-794-7310 (AAN CAN)
IMMEDIATE CASH!!! US Pension Funding pays cash now for 8 years of your future pension payments. Call 800-586-1325 for a FREE, no-obligation estimate. www.uspensionfunding.com (CAL*SCAN)
HOME MORTGAGE LOANS. Lowest interest rates. All credit types. No pre-payment penalties. Best service in the state. California DRE. Empyrean Funding. Call now 800-720-8969 x101. (CAL*SCAN)

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Voice Messaging
Abe's Voicemail
$13.50, $11.50, $9.00/mo. Unlimited messages. Local, 800 #s. SF, Marin, Sonoma, East Bay, San Jose. (415) 435-7501 www.abesvoicemail.com.

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Art
GOT ROPE?
Check out SEXYPAINTINGS.COM, Nude, Naked, Bondage. Call (415) 640-8673

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Bicycles
USED BIKE SALE!
Huge Selection: $89-$999. Road, Mountain, Hybrid, Classic Road, Street Commuters. 2800 Telegraph/ Ashby, Berkeley teamkarim.com 510-841-2181

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Furniture
Loft bed with office under. Cherry with large redwood posts. Perfect for studio apartment 415-252-7536
Antique Oak Table 36"sq. opens to 71". With Queen Ann style legs. + 6 Chairs (415) 252-7536.
Antiques Louis XV 1920's French walnut bookcase w/ glass doors. Louis-Philipe marble-top cherrywood commode w/ concealed plinth drawer. Circa 1840. (415) 252-7536.
Bedroom set - cherry finish. Sleighbed with dresser, mirror, chest, and night stand. Perfect condition. Cost $4000, sell $1650. (510) 550-4165.
Pool Table-8 ft., 3 piece, 1 inch slate, leather pockets, all access, retail $3K, sell $1750 set up and delivery $250 (510) 430-1660

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Pets
Large Reptile Cage! Spacious, clean sturdy wood w/full length front glass door & vent holes. 4x2x2. Upscale digs for your lizard/python! Asking $180. Walnut Creek mice_scurry@yahoo.com (925) 979-0307

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Missing & Found
Lost Cat-Kasha. Small, grey w/black stripes and white socks, big thumbs, loud meow. Lost at 24th and Alabama. Please call: Ben (415) 871-8904

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Misc. Marketplace
MOLD, MILDEW, FUNGI, Bacteria in your home? Be on safe side, ask for Free inhouse Air Quality Test. Get solutions! 530-824-3222, 770-929-0033. www.EnergyAirWaterWind.com (CAL*SCAN)
FREE 2-ROOM DIRECTV System w/installation! 3 months Free Showtime Unlimited. Access 225+ channels! Digital-quality picture & sound. Packages from $31.99/mo. Limited time. 1-800-360-4039. (CAL*SCAN)
MOVIE PRODUCER seeks real-life victims of alien abduction. Looking to talk to victims of Alien Abduction, and or Conspiracy Theorists, and other intelligent people "in the know" on topics such as Secret Societies, Reptilian Aliens, The Illuminati, Disinformation, Alien Mythology, the matrix, and the new World Order, for Documentary film. Some pay. Call toll free 1-800-305-8383 or email : petulla@earthlink.net (CAL*SCAN)
FREE INHOUSE CIGARETTE Coupons! $1.00 off Viceroy. Other cigarettes starting at $10.25. http://rjrj.com 800-720-0475. Must be 18+. Surgeon General's Warning: Cigarette smoke contains carbon monoxide. (CAL*SCAN)

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Career Education
A Bartender Can Earn $150-$250 daily. We offer: 2-week class, Job Placement. SF's oldest and largest school. Professional Bartenders School. 800.736.1001, www.barbook.com

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Language Instruction
Weekend en Espanol - Learn Spanish Now! Saturday and Sunday Workshops, Small Group Classes, Private Lessons. 10-Day and 17-Day Programs in Mexico. 415-923-0754.
FRENCH: ENJOY
A fun, personalized 1-on-1 method with French-born tutor. Degreed. Marc (415) 441-2062.

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Community Forum
Community Action Calendar
March 7-9, Ongoing Movement
Underground Railroad, Loco Bloco, Mission Girls, The Women's Building & Brava! for Women in the Arts presents three evenings of art, music and performance celebrating International Women's Day "an annual sold-out creative grassroots masterpiece" Where: The Women's Building, 3543 18th Street (btwn Valencia & Guerrero). Doors open & Show starts at 7pm with visual art installations Cost: Sliding scale $5-10 (18 and over), $10-30 (over 18) For more info, reservations and childcare requests: (415)431- 1180 x17.
February 26, Wednesday Forests of the Klamath-Siskiyou Region
A slideshow about the forests of the Klamath-Siskiyou region in Northern California, the most diverse coniferous forest in the world. The 1.7 million acre Klamath National Forest is a part of the area currently facing major threats from the Bush Administration, which plans to introduce commercial logging, road building, harmful energy projects, water diversions, sacred land threats, salvage logging, and herbicides. Free. 7 p.m. Ecology Center, 2530 San Pablo Ave., near Dwight Way, Berkeley. For more information call Beck Cowles at (510) 548-2220 ex.233 or email beck@ecologycenter.org .
February 26, Wednesday War With Iraq: Local and Global Dimensions
A lecture by Elizabeth Sherwood Randall, former Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense for Russia and Eurasia, and Senior Research Scholar at the Institute for International Studies at Stanford University. 7 p.m. Peninsula Sinai Congregation, 499 Boothbay, Foster City. Sponsored by: Jewish Community Federation, North Peninsula Region. $5. For more information contact Lorrie (650) 349-1523, email lorriea@sfjcf.org.

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February 27, Thursday Greg Palast at New College Theatre
Greg Palast is a reporter for BBC Television's Newsnight and The Observer of London. He has investigated how Bush killed the FBI's investigation of the financing of terrorist organizations by Saudi Arabia, how the Bush family stole the election in Florida and how Enron cheated, lied, and swindled its way into an energy monopoly. Guerrilla News Network named Palast 2002 "Reporter of the Year." The event will be a lunchtime discussion focusing on Palast's book "The Best Democracy Money Can Buy." It is sponsored by New College's Media Studies MA Program and benefits San Francisco's Independent Media Center. $5 donation requested, no one turned away for lack of funds. 12 p.m. - 2 p.m. 777 Valencia Street, near 19th, S. F.. For more information call Lisa Sousa at (510) 208-1708 or email imc_dc@yahoo.com.
March 4, Tuesday, Weekly Protest Against Iraq Sanctions
A weekly vigil to protest U.S. trade sanctions against Iraq. 12 p.m. to 1 p.m. Oakland Federal Building, Clay Street between 12th Street and 13th Street, Oakland. Sponsored by Ecumenical Peace Institute Mustardseed Affinity Group. For more information call Carolyn Scarr at (510) 527-8370 or email epicalc@earthlink.net.
February 27, Thursday Caravan to Taco Bell protest
Farm workers and allies from the Coalition of Immokalee Workers will be hungerstriking at Taco Bell Corporate Headquarters in Irvine, CA to stop sweatshop conditions in Florida's Tomato Fields. Join the Bay Area caravan to the Feb 28 National Convergence at Taco Bell Headquarters. $10-30 round-trip, scholarships are available! Leaves late eve Thursday, Feb 27 and returns Friday, Feb 28th in the evening. Call (415) 648-8222 to reserve a spot.

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March 2, Sunday Revolutionary Fundraiser
Hear from activists returning from delegations to Colombia and Venezuela, and help raise money for a delegation to monitor elections in El Salvador this March. The evening will also include dancing, music, spoken-word poetry, and other fun things. Anything that goes over the cost of the delegation will be donated as material aid to groups in El Salvador. 6:30 p.m. Balazo Gallery, 2811 Mission at 24th St., S.F. For more information call Alicia at (415) 648-8222 or email ba-cispes@prodigy.net.
March 2, Sunday, Weekly
Join the Lake Merritt Neighbors Organized for Peace (LMNOP) for the weekly Peace Walk around Lake Merritt. 3 p.m. Grand and Lakeshore Avenues, Oakland. For more information contact Beth Wagner, LMNOP, (510) 763-8712, lmnop@riseup.net.

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March 3, Monday Health and Globalization panel
The Hesperian Foundation invites you to meet three South Asian activists who will be presenting a forum on health and globalization as part of a national tour to launch the People's Health Movement (PHM) in the US. The PHM is a growing coalition of grassroots organizations dedicated to changing the prevailing health care delivery system, which is failing to serve most of the poor worldwide. Dr. Zafrulla Chowdury, Dr. Ravi Narayan and Dr. Thelma Narayan will be discussing the impact of globalization on people's health and sharing their experiences with the PHM in India. 7 p.m. North Berkeley Senior Center, 1901 Hearst Street, Berkeley. For more information call (510) 845-1447 x200 or email hesperian@hesperian.org.
March 3, Monday Eastern Neighborhoods Community Planning
Informational presentation on the community planning program of the Eastern Neighborhoods of Bayview Hunters Point, Mission, Showplace Square / Potrero Hill, South of Market, and Visitacion Valley. 4 p.m. Board of Supervisors Chamber, City Hall, 1 Dr. Carlton B. Goodlett Place, S.F. For more information call (415) 575-6810 or visit www.sfgov.org/planning/ communityplanning.

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Announcements
get poettreefree at Gg-Re.orG Qwee.net
ATTENTION WRITERS - Junkyard Books owned and run by Women aiming to publish Queer authors is now accepting submissions for our 2nd anthology. Must relate to the topic of: Weapons; max 3000 words. Deadline 5/01/03. Mail to: 4173 17th St., SF, CA 94114 or email junkyardbooks@aol.com
Searching for witness of two-car accident,white & gray color,at Market & Gough Street on Wed, January 29th, around 9 PM. Call 415-871-3762
T.V. Show (multi-award winning) needs talent. Actors, Singers, Dancers, Models, Musicians, Writers, Editors. Entertainers of ALL kinds. Be seen by millions. No Fees. (415) 381-4275.
Your Classified Ad printed in more than 100 alternative papers like this one for just $1,150.00! Reach more than 15 million sophisticated, youthful, and active readers weekly. Go to www.aancan.com or call this paper for info. (AAN CAN)

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ADVERTISE to over 5 million Californians with a statewide classified ad in 191 newspapers. $450 for 25 words. Regions available. FREE information package: (916)288-6010; (916)288-6019. www.cal-scan.com (CAL*SCAN)
***ANNOUNCEMENT*** NOW Hiring for 2002/2003. Postal jobs $13.21-$28.16/hour. Full benefits/ paid training/no exp. necessary. Accepting calls 7 days 1-888-359-3590 ext. 131. (CAL*SCAN)

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Lost and Found
$250.00 REWARDsmall ladies black motorcycle JACKET w/ skullfuck Button. Taken 2/14 @ Mel's Party NO'S!!!! Sue (970)390-1036 no questions asked

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Events
Sunday Night Film Club (SF) Wants You! Seeking film fans for Sunday flicks followed by dinner and drinks. Visit www.nyrotek.com/filmclub for more info

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Personal Messages
Sincere Single Male seeking a woman to take things slowly with friendship before romance and commitment. Good listener, musician, cook, outdoor activities, trying new things. (510) 237-2470.

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Adoption
Scared & Alone?
Not ready to be a mom? Call us for support & confidential adoption info. Many loving, $ecure families ready to devote their lives to your baby. $ assistance. Diane Michelsen Adoption & Surrogacy Office. 800-877-1880. www.lodm.com.

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Career Services
ABC Bartending School Nationwide Locations 1-2 week programs. BARTENDING Owner Tony Sylvester's schools have trained thousands and placed thousands into JOBS Nationwide since 1977 www.abcbartending.com Call and compare Lowest Tuition in the Bay Area 1-888-262-5824

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Employment Agencies
Jackson Personnel Employment Services - (415) 546-4500

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Progressive Opportunities
FORESTS FOREVER - Our Mission: To protect and enhance the forests and wildlife habitat of California through educational, legislative, and electoral activities. Second, to recruit, educate and train articulate and effective organizers in the skills needed to convey our position on the state's forests and wildlife habitat to the citizens of California. At 50,000 acres, Jackson State Forest is the largest state forest in all of California. Many people look to this forest for recreation and solitude. Unfortunately, the California Department of Forestry has plans to log about 1000 acres of this forest. In response to this, Forests Forever is urging Gov. Davis and the CA Senate and Assembly to stop the CDF's plans. We are contacting citizens throughout the Bay Area in an effort to spread the word and get them involved in the outcome of Jackson's future. We Need You to Help Us Proliferate Life!!! Activists, Organizers & Forest Defenders. Forests Forever is now hiring and training motivated and articulate activists for PT Phone Canvasser. Paid Training/ Vacation/ Sick/ Holiday Pay. $10.90/hr. + Bonuses. Call 415.974.3636 or Fax resume: 415.974.3664, or email: employment@forestsforever.org - FORESTS FOREVER, 50 First St.,Ste. 401, San Francisco. www.forestsforever.org
Save our Forests. Campaign jobs with the Sierra Club. Save California's Wilderness! See our Display ad for details.
SF Women Against Rape New volunteer training. Bilingual/bicultural especially needed (stipend avail) Women of color, immigrant women, queer women, transgendered women, elder women, young women differently abled women and working class/low income women especially needed as volunteers. For more information on volunteering (hotline, medical advocacy, outreach, and development/administrative opportunities available ). Our next volunteer training tentatively starts Jan 29, ands March 19. Call 415-861-2024....x 311

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Business Opportunities
$250,000 first year income opportunity. Work from home. Not MLM. No selling. 1-800-252-8140. Serious inquiries only.
$$ BARTEND $$ Have fun, make money. Up to $300 per shift. No experience required. Call 800-806-0083 ext 203 (AAN CAN)
Metropolitan Mortgage & Securities Co., Inc. buying seller-financed mortgages through brokers since 1953. To broker a note, call 1-800-268-9184. Visit us online at www.metrobuysnotes.com. (AAN CAN)
$1.00 STORES - Complete turnkey from $45,900. 1-800-829-2915. DollarStoresServices.Com. New store in Gardena opening soon. 1-800-829-2915. (CAL*SCAN)

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A+ M&M, MARS/NESTLE vending route. Unique machine. Great opportunity! Prime locations! Excellent profit potential. Investment required $10K & under. Financing available. Toll-Free **1-800-637-7444**. (CAL*SCAN)
ALL CASH CANDY Route. Do you earn $800 in a day? Your own local candy route. Includes 30 machines and candy. All for $9,995. 1-800-998-VEND.
ATTENTION: MOTHERS & OTHERS. Working from any location. Earn up to $1500+ per mo. working PT. $5000+ per mo. working FT. Free booklet /full training. 1-877-888-2252 www.ForAGoodLife.com (CAL*SCAN)
eBAY RESELLERS NEEDED! We supply products up to 80% below retail. No inventory. No exp. req'd. Call today for more info 1-800-568-1806 ext. 2331 (CAL*SCAN)

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DATA ENTRY Great Pay. Flexible hours. Home Computer & Modem required. Free training. Medical Billers Network 1-800-382-4282 Ext. 34. (CAL*SCAN)
FIRE YOUR BOSS! Kwik Kerb Business. Laying continuous concrete curbing. Equipment, training, marketing with back-up and support. Don't wait, some areas still available. 1-866-254-5372 www.kwikkerb.com (CAL*SCAN)
Homeworkers Needed
make up to $1000 or more assembling products at home. No experience necessary. For more information, send $5 and a self-addressed stamped envelope to Tyrone Henry 5946 North East 10th Ave. Portland, OR, 97211.

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Modeling / Casting Calls
Models
Nude Models-Female 18-24, No tats, implants, sags. 120 lb.. max. Photos. $100 hr. Nice. Frank (415) 921-8083
General
MOVIE EXTRAS- $100 - $400/day potential. All looks needed. No experience required. TV commercials, film, print. Call Digital Exposure at 1-800-260-3949 ext. 3025. (AAN CAN)

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General Employment
Home Care
HEALTH FOOD SHOPPING or slow careful cleaning for sensitive disabled Jewish Feminist. 1-3 days. (510) 594-4000 ext 220.
activism
Forests Forever
Get Active And Work To Make A Difference! We're hiring PT Phone Canvassers to help save CA's largest state forests. $11.45/hr. + bonuses, paid training, vacation/ sick/ holiday pay. Call (415) 974-4205 between 9:30am and 12:30pm or email: employment@forestsforever.org.
SCHOOLS NOT BOMBS - Money for our communities or war around the world? Build the movement for change! Diverse feminist environment, Rapid Promotion. Berkeley Location. F/T - Guaranteed salary, med/dental benefits, paid vacation, paid training. P/T - Evening hours, great for students, paid training, earn up to $20/hr. Call Dolores or Laura, 510.849.2081, www.californiapeaceaction.org
Activism
CA Peace Action
SCHOOLS NOT BOMBS - Money for our communities or war around the world? Build the movement for change! F/T - guaranteed salary, full benefits. P/T - paid training, up to $20/hr. Call Dolores or Laura, 510.849.2081, www.californiapeaceaction.org

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Legal
Carry a baby with the genes of a loving couple..Surrogate Moms Needed Earn $20,000 + Age 21-34 Prior Birth Egg Donors Needed Earn $5,000 +. Age 21-30 years Drup/Smoke Free we handle ALL the arrangements Adoption & Surrogacy. Law Offices of Diane Michelsen. 1-800-877-1880. www.FamilyFormation.com
Publishing
Ticket to Write
The San Francisco Bay Guardian, the Bay Area's biggest, hippest news weekly, offers writing internships for aspiring journalists. The Guardian internship is a great way to gain experience, and clips, at one of the nation's foremost alternative papers. The four-month program is unpaid and requires a commitment of two days each week. Log on to www.sfbg.com for more information, or call (415) 255-3100 ext. 573 to have an informational flyer sent to you. Apply today, and be part of the solution.
Management
Other Avenues
NATURAL FOOD STORE, a worker owned co-op, seeks a FT co-manager/buyer. Excellent communication skills essential; retail experience a plus. Great benefits. 3930 Judah St. (415) 661-7475.

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Internet
WEB INTERNSHIP
sfbg.com, the Website of the San Francisco Bay Guardian, the Bay Area's biggest, hippest news weekly, is offering website internships for aspiring webmasters and site designers. The Guardian web internship is a great way to gain experience and build your portfolio, at one of the nation's foremost independent and alternative papers. It is also excellent exposure to the inner workings of a newspaper, with opportunity to work with our editorial team. Our four-month program is unpaid and requires a commitment of two days each week. You must be available on Tuesdays to help post weekly content. Check out http://www.sfbg.com/internships.html for more information, or e-mail your resume and sample URLs to webintern@sfbg.com. Apply today, and be part of the solution!
Receptionist
RECEPTIONIST NEEDED for a busy plastic surgeon's office! Must be computer literate and phone savvy. Flexible hours $15/hour. E-mail resumes to: michelle@drzingaro.com
Retail
Retail/ Vitamin Store
Mail Order Processing, Sales & Stocking. Sunset Dist. F/T Benefits or P/T. Be Energetic Personable, w/ Retail Exp, Interest in Nutrition. (415) 564-8160. Fax res. (415) 564-3156.
General
59 people to loose weight. Naturally. Doctor recommended. Guaranteed. Phyllis (888) 264-4387 or (415) 794-1300.

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Local Coordinator - Perfect opportunity for civic-minded individuals, volunteers and persons involved in the community. Find host families and supervise international high school students, build relationships with high schools and community groups. Compensation for each student placement; earn exciting cash incentives and travel awards; make life long friendships around the world; work from home/ make your own hours; support and training are provided. Call Danielle at: 800-322-4678 ext. 5164 or fax cover letter and resume to 203-399-5598 or e-mail dcarpino@aifs.com. Visit www.academicyear.org
Education
Local Coordinator
Find host families and supervise international high school students. Compensation for each student placement; earn exciting cash incentives and travel awards; make life long friendships around the world; work from home/ make your own hours; support and training are provided. Call Danielle at: 800-322-4678 ext. 5164 or fax cover letter and resume to 203-399-5598 ore-mail dcarpino@aifs.com. Visit www.academicyear.org
Marketing
FULL AND P/T WORK AVAILABLE FOR A LIMITED MARKETING PROJECT IN MAJOR HOME IMPROVEMENT CENTERS IN THE GREATER SAN FRANCISCO AREA. WORK DAYS ARE THURS-SUN. SALARY + COMM. RELIABLE TRANSP. REQUIRED. CALL M-F 8-2 TOLL FREE 1-877-710-2847 EXT. 113

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Advertising
Advertising Sales. The Association of Alternative Newsweeklies (AAN) is looking for a salesperson to increase sales in its AAN CAN national and regional classified advertising network, and to sell exhibit space and sponsorships. Responsibilities may be expanded over time to include other sales and marketing initiatives. Applicants must have newspaper sales experience. Job requires relocation to Washington, D.C. area. Cover letter and resume to Richard Karpel, AAN, 1020 16th Street, NW, 4th Floor, Washington, D.C. 20036. E-mail rkarpel@aan.org. For more about AAN, visit http://aan.org. (AAN CAN)
CAS Systems is seeking Sales Lead Generators. www.cassys.com. (888) 578-8531. fax (510) 285-3801. jobinfo@cassys.com
Administrative
MAILROOM ASSISTANT
As the world's #1 active travel company, Backroads offers bicycling, walking and multisport vacations in over 34 countries. We are a service-oriented organization composed of high-energy individuals with varied backgrounds who enjoy people, travel and the outdoors. We are currently seeking a detail-oriented Mailroom Assistant to provide support in our high volume literature assembly and distribution operations. $10.00/hour plus excellent benefits package including. Please fax your resume to (510) 527-1444, or e-mail to staffing@backroads.com, Attn: Mailroom Assistant.

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Activism
Retro Poll a voluntary grassroots, public opinion research org. seeks grant writer to help fund its polls. Further info or to review poll on war on terrorism go to www.retropoll.org or call Marc (510) 848-3826.
Sales
Cable TV -National Cable TV service company working for Comcast in the West Bay area seeks outside sales representative. Help us meet customer demand for Digital Cable TV and High-Speed Internet. Our representatives earn up to $800, paid weekly. Must have reliable car and be able to work evenings and/or weekends. For more information or to schedule an interview call Marsha at (888) 428-0711 (toll free).
Receptionist
Upscale stylish salon seeks mature, professional & cheerful individual to manage front desk. PT. evenings Acabello Salon. Rachel (415) 922-7577.
General
**ACCEPTING CALLS 7 DAYS** Postal positions/federal hire $14.80+hr/PD training/benefits 800-878-5485. Announcement #CA920. (CAL*SCAN)

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Government
GOVERNMENT JOBS - Wildlife and Postal. 48K+ per year. Full benefits. Paid training. No experience necessary. For application and exam call toll free 1-888-778-4266 x850. (CAL*SCAN)
Models
Models Wanted
Jean Pierre International Models is now interviewing. Serious Inquiries Only. Call 415-346-7500.
Driver
**DRIVERS** MAY TRUCKING CO. "Is your road to success!" *Vans -11 Western. 800-547-9169 x3217. *Reefers - 48 states. 800-547-9169 x3214. Dedicated team runs. Owner operators wanted. . www.maytrucking.com (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
DRIVERS: TEAMS + WESTERN Express = Success. Solid miles, good home time, competitive pay, benefits package, paid vacation, Class A-CDL, 22 yrs. old, good MVR. 888-793-9732. (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
DRIVERS/STUDENTS NEEDED immediately. CDL training through USTDS in Rialto, CA. Financing, transportation, housing, and tuition reimbursement available. Call Russ at 1-866-466-3546 for details. (CAL*SCAN)

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Driver
EXPRESS WAY PAYS THE Most for experience. 32 to 50 cpm; $500 sign-on bonus; home weekly; 7 western; dedicated lanes. 800-835-9471 (flatbeds). (CAL*SCAN)
Sales
AVON. Entrepreneur wanted. Must be willing to work whenever you want, be your own boss, and enjoy unlimited earnings. Let's talk. (888)942-4053. (CAL*SCAN)
TIRED OF THE RAT RACE? Training in ultrasonography? Enjoy a progressive rural hospital in southeast Nebraska. Seeking ultrasonographer comfortable w/other general radiographic imaging. Competitive salary, benefits. Friendly family-oriented community of 4,300. Send resume to Sandy Bauer, Jefferson Community Health Center. P. O. Box 277, Fairbury, NE 68352 call (402)729-3351. (CAL*SCAN)

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Indoor/Outdoor
Electrician
Electrician Carlos Leverman & Francisco Barrera New Wiring & Rewiring. Adding outlets/ switches, & changing fixtures. C.10.Cal Lic # 663572 FREE ESTIMATES! 415.760.5970, pager 415.333-4189, pager 415.740-4273,510.276.8801

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Moving/Storage
The State of California Public Utilities Commission requires firms moving household goods to show a T-number in their ad. For information or to check a T-number, call the CA Public Utilities Commission at 1-800-366-4782.
Need an extra pair of hands? Non-profit Day Labor Program provides individuals and businesses w/ workers for moving, construction, cleaning, gardening & more. Specializing in short jobs, $12-15/hr. Call 7am-12noon Mon-Sat to hire one or many workers. (415) 252-5375 or 5376.
Tom's Moving House, Office, Apartments Fast, Friendly, and Personable Service. No job too small or large Loading and unloading of rental trucks Short notice jobs welcome! (415) 756-5275

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Trucking/Hauling
YOEL'S HAULING
FROM $15/hr. Bay Area's Best Haulers also offer yard, garage cleanup, tree care and dump runs. (415) 282-2023 or page (415) 202-6572. WE RECYCLE.
CARTY MOVING & STORAGE 415-831-8301 No job too small or big Experts at hoisting what won't fit through doors and stairways Loading and unloading of rental trucks Piano moving specialists Packing service available Last minute moves welcome LIC 189107 Insured PL & PD

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Home Services
Bob & Tom's Windows. Replacement Windows By Milgard. Energy efficient vinyl, wood & aluminum. Easy installation, no interior remodeling. Custom built to your exact size. Cuts outside noise and drafts. Guaranteed as long as you own your home. BOB & TOM'S WINDOW CO. Factory Authorized Dealer, AMA Certified Installers, PG&E Certified. VISIT OUR SHOWROOM AT 2636 SAN BRUNO AVENUE, S.F. Serving the Bay Area Since 1979. AFTER YOU RECEIVE YOUR BEST QUOTE - CALL US! SATURDAY BY APPOINTMENT. 415-468-5501, 650-692-4270. "Providing For Today, The Solutions Of Tomorrow!"
PAINTING
Interior painting by exp. professional starting a new business. Custom quality at low prices. Call Charles @ (415) 255-8350

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Cleaning
Interior and Exterior Cleaning. Reasonable Rates. Call Dennis, (415) 312-6669.
10% off 1st Cleaning!
Julieta's Janitorial Services. We clean houses, offices and more! Experience, great references! Great customer service! Free estimates (415) 334-6542 or (415) 587-1367

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Landscaping/Lawn Care
Creations Landscaping For all your Gardening needs; automated irrigation * ponds/ waterfalls * building decks/ fences/ retaining walls * yard cleaning * pruning etc. * general maintenance. Free Estimates Call 415.310.4857

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Misc. Service
Need An Extra Pair Of Hands? Contact The SF Day Labor Program! We are a non-profit that specializes in connecting homeowners, renters, event planners, and businesses with an extra pair of hands. We specialize in temporary and sporadic labor, and can send workers to jobs as brief as three hours or can fill permanent positions. We are flexible, affordable, and convenient. Contact (415) 252-5375 or 5376 during business hours: 7am-1pm, Mon-Fri, 7am-12pm, Sat. Call up to an hour prior to reserve reliable workers for moving, hauling, gardening, clean-up, set-up, painting, security, and more. With prior notice, laborers are available 7 days/week, at all hours, at rates of $12-17/hr. Our Women's Collective [which can also be reached at (415) 252-5375 or 5376, and requires only one day advanced notice] specializes in cleaning, childcare, eldercare, and cooking. We are a non-profit dedicated to worker empowerment; all of the money that you are paying goes directly to the workers.

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Musicians Wanted
Bass pro needed to complete progressive hard rock band. Shows, summer tour, indie label, private recording studio. Heavy, slow to mid tempo, off-time ala Tool. (510) 482 4022.
Friendly professional recording + services for single artists and groups. GP Productions (510) 434-1654 www.tonypmiller.com/gptpm
Keyboardist wanted for jazzy/reggae/gratefully-inspired band on Peninsula. Need Hammond organ, Fender Rhodes, Clave, and clean piano sounds. Gig experience please. Call Jason (650) 922-0622
BASSIST WANTED - influences include Nirvana, Misfits and Pink Floyd. Conor (510) 654-6791.

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Drummer wanted for THE DISBELIEVERS,we have CD and website disbelievers.com, Influences are Sonic Youth, Superchunk, Murray 415-922-5002 Dave 415-939-7868
Bass, guitar, violin wanted-Blues, folkrock background with vocal ability desired. Form band with guitarist/vocalist (50 yrs. old) in SF. Gary (415) 665-2082.
FEMALE BASS PLAYER WANTED - 18-26 for Sacramento-based alt-rock band Headrush with two signed musicians. Must sing and have a look. (916) 974-1975

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GUITAR PLAYER WANTED - For new band, drummer and bass player located in Walnut Creek. Influences: Nirvana, STP, Green Day. Contact Rob (925) 943-7295
Pro drummer available-excellent in all styles. Good attitude, state of the art gear. Reliable + transport. Max (415) 331-1500 X407
DRUMMER WANTED - Alternative Rock band is seeking a career-minded, experienced drummer ready to commit and practice 3times/week. Gig and travel. Paul (415) 807-9037

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Rehearsal Space
Rehearse America - Oakland - Monthly Music Rehearsal, 24 Hour Card Key Access, Fenced Parking, Ground Floor, CCTV, Lowest Prices. www.researse.com. (510) 326-5881.

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Music Studio
Practice space available as monthly rental. Safe and secure with P.A. and storage for gear. Record, rehearse at your leisure 24 hours. jamie@thesignal.net (415)752-1733

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Music Services
SING! Blues, Jazz, Rock, Pop, Folk, & More. All Ages/ All Levels. Breathing, Mic Technique, Presence, Power. FREE CONSULTATION, REASONABLE RATES. Pro singer teaching since 1973. (510) 522-3399.
Singing Technique
Expand range, volume, breath. Beautiful singing the natural way. All styles-levels. Free session. Bruno Alving (415) 468-3264.
Musicians
Career assistance is available for working musicians. We can help you with Networking, Gig Referrals, Contracts, Instrument Insurance, Rehearsal Space and much More! The Musicians Union, Local 6 116, 9th St. San Francisco, Ca. 94103 (415) 575-0777. www.afm6.org

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DJ
Local DJ specializing in funky house and dance music. 3+ years exp. House parties, clubs, outdoor events. I support local artists and labels! E-mail for further info: djsly@popstar.com or call (415) 939-4949
Nic Braa Productions looking for local singer/songwriter/alt. rock musicians for festival in April. Contact Nic (619) 888-0297.
ANNIE'S CELLO STUDIO. Lessons for All Ages and Levels. Music for All Occasions. ANNIE YEH, M.M. (415) 674-6754. www.anniescellostudio.com

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Bands for Hire
Piano Player can spice up your EVENT! 510-238-1500 or 510-638-2167 Leave Message

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Music Equipment for Sale
RB GUITARS & BASSES *Unique Designs - Custom Made * *Repairs* rbguitarsculpture.com 510.233.4459

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Home Buyer Services
Reader's Notice
All real estate advertised herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make any such preference, limitation, or discrimination. We will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which is in violation of the law. All persons are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised are available on an equal opportunity basis.
REALTOR Terry Osburn
Serving the community in Contra Costa and Alameda Counties. I help both Buyers and Sellers. Lender referral provided. Keller Williams Realty, (925) 383-3020. www.terryosburn.com.

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Homes for Sale, East Bay
Buy! Don't rent. For more information about properties for sale in your price range and how to get the process started call KATHY CLOSE, Realtor. (510) 913-8128 Do a "property seach" www.pruweb.com/kathyclose Prudential California Realty

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Homes for Sale, Other
Yerington, Nevada Rural Hilltop view setting 1,800 sqft,2BR,2ba,gr., sun rm, fruit trees, gdn,well,sprinklers, out-bld,(horses OK) $131kw/9+ ac lots $160k, 415-990-4278
WHY PAY RETAIL? Singles from $19,990. Doubles from $28,995. Triples from $48,995. plus delivery & set. Top Quality Homes at Guaranteed Lowest Price. Call 1-800-242-0060. (CAL*SCAN)

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Property for Sale
FIJI - Ocean view property. 1 acre lot from $20K. Owner financed 10% down 7% interest. Relaxed, tropical lifestyle. No property tax. Kit homes available (808) 779-8370 www.koroisland.com
SO. COLORADO wild west ranch. 87 acres - $44,900. Prices slashed to move inventory! Next to 6,000 acres rec. area. Rolling fields with fantastic Rocky Mtn. views. County road w/utilities, owner financing. Call Red Creek Ranch toll-free 1-866-696-5263. (CAL*SCAN)
ARIZONA BEST BARGAIN, 36 acres - $24,900. Borders State Land. Beautiful ranch in Williams/Flagstaff area, perfect 6,100' climate. Spectacular mountain views. Affordable financing. AZLR 1-877-282-5263. (CAL*SCAN)
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$ 500 Silver Terrace- Share 3BR 2.5BA, 2-story house. You: don't drink, smoke, drugs, have car, job, no pet, like pets, employed, want SF residence. (415) 703-2811.
$770- Hayes Valley, large room, high ceilings, 3 bedroom flat, 1 bathroom, available March 1. (707) 287-0136.

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$700-Share three bedroom Victorian near Silver Av. Large sunny kitchen with hardwood floors, dishwasher,laundry, deck and beautiful garden. Utilities included. Near Muni (415)822-6463
$595 Room - utilities included. 3 BR home, very quiet home and neighborhood, no traffic, has deck, yard, patio, laundry. Close to Transportation. Cat Ok. Call Brad (415) 730-1693.
$ 410 Mission - Room in sunny flat. Utilities not included. Over 30 preferred, credit reference required. H: (415) 282-6175, W: (650) 493-5000 x65209.
$ 500 & $510 Outer Mission/Balboa BART - 2 rooms avail in 4 bdrm/ 2 bath house, unfurn, util. washer/ dryer, garage extra. Female only (415) 337-7731
$600 GG PARK - Sunny lrg furnished bedroom with view of GG Park. Walk-in closets, cable. (415) 221-2308 or (415) 305-5357
$650/mo-Lower Pacific Heights, small room in bohemian, Victorian flat, frpl,