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| San Francisco Toyota 877-GET-APPROVED Live in the city? Need a new/used vehicle? Bankruptcy, Collections, Late Payments, or simply bad luck? Why drive 25 miles? WE CAN HELP YOU RIGHT NOW! 24 Hours/7 Days a Week 877-438-2777 |
| 1991 Burgundy Acura Integra LS: good condition-some minor body damage. Original owner-all records. New CD player: power windows, power locks, power brakes/steering, moonroof $2000 obo (415) 567-7527 |
| 1966 Mustang V8 289 fire engine RED w/ power steering, runs strong, no rust 90k miles a great daily driver asking 4200.00 call (415)751-1379 Back to Top |
Service Station | | B & W Brakes - Brake and Wheel Service Center, Complete Automotive Service Since 1978. 3260 26th Street, between Folsom and South Van Ness. (415) 285-2439. Back to Top |
Financing | | HOME MORTGAGE LOANS. Lowest Interest rates. All credit types. No prepayment penalties. Best service in the state. California DRE. Empyrean Funding. Call now 800-720-8969 x101. (CAL*SCAN) Back to Top |
Misc. Transportation | | 1-800-CHARITY! Donate your vehicle directly to the original, nationally acclaimed Charity Cars. 100% charity - not a used car dealer/fundraiser. 1-800-CHARITY (1-800-242-7489). www.800charitycars.org (CAL*SCAN) Back to Top |
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Astrology | Zodiacsmack.com
A fresh take astrology website. Horoscopes, celebrity profiles, love/ SEX advice. As always, talkin' smack about the zodiac.Back to Top |
Classes | KUNDALINI YOGA
Kundalini yoga uses breath, posture and mantra to quickly channel healing, rejuvenating energy to the body's organ systems and energy centers. Ideal for beginners as well as seasoned practitioners. Ongoing Classes Every TUESDAY 7:00-9:00 PM at the SF LGBT Community Center 1800 Market St; $10 donation requested, prepay discount $50/Six classes. No one turned away for lack of funds. Info: 415-695-1265 or www.Luxnoir.com.Back to Top |
Certified Massage Therapy | San Mateo/Airport
Full body therapeutic massage for men by exp'd CMT. Joe (650) 347-2937. |
Fireside Massage
Unique, unhurried Swedish massage for men. 5 years experience. Pacific Heights. Johnny (415) 505-3060. |
| Asian Shiatsu & Swedish by nurturing CMT. Call Julia if you wish to float away to paradise. In/Out. SF/East Bay. (510) 387-6639 or (415) 309-7511. Masseuses Needed |
DYNAMIC Health & Healing
Offers massage which is healthy and healing to the body. Noe Valley, Non-Sexual. (415) 954-3632. |
Massage For Men
FULL BODY Swedish - Trager - Deep Tissue Call Jef at (415) 706-1630.Back to Top |
Massage for Men
Swedish Warm Oil/ Shiatsu - Relax and Let Go!! Adam CMT. Gift Certificates. (415) 552-6677. |
A French Woman's Massage
Gives you Strength, Serenity & Happiness. Body Shampoo Available. Dominique (415) 641-1405 www.lifecoachsf.com. |
Swedish Massage Therapy
Healing, relaxing, luxury massage. Hotel, home, office. Also avail.: deep tissue, sports, or combo (415) 469-0577 |
| Asian Muscle Massage. Experience Ecstasy in the hands of a certified professional. Rick CMT. SF In/Out Calls. (415) 561-0170. 13 yrs. experience. |
Tantric Massage
Soft, sensual, strong, and caring. In peaceful home near Sebastopol. Very discreet CMT (707) 529-1187Back to Top |
| Holiday Acupressure Center-Many new, young pretty masseuses. Good massages. Deep Tissue, stress reduction, pain relief. Oakland: 1714 Franklin St. @17th 510-444-3888 Walnut Creek: 1399 Ygnacio Valley Road@ Tampico, Suite 9 925-933-3600 After 10 visits get 30 min. free. |
Traditional Thai Massage
Working with pressure points, energy channels cleared, joint-rotation, and muscle stretching. Therapeutic. (415) 831-8393 |
Swedish European Massage
I can help you! Release your tensions. Access your potential for happiness. Call Nichele (415) 722-5195 |
Thai Yoga and Hot Stone Massage
Relaxes and Rejuvenates office on Union St & In SoMa. Available T-W-F all day & Sat a.m. $10 off intro Tracy @ (415)305-8118Back to Top |
Coaching | | ORACLE: Your questions answered - clearly, accurately, honestly, by Tarot and other means. 23 years experience. 510-546-1193 or email BrassTacksTarot@aol.com |
FLIRTING Recipient WANTED
Retreats and Phone/ Email Coaching. Find Your Soulmate/ Save Your Marriage. BigSurRetreats@cs.com, 1-888-424-0180, www.SaveYourLoveLife.bigstep.comBack to Top |
Counseling | | Bay Area Depression & Anxiety Treatment Center. Specialists in Cognitive Therapy for depression & anxiety. Call for free self-test and brochure. (415) 550-1550 |
Affordable Psychotherapy
Safe, supportive environment. Experienced post-masters interns. BAPS/Oak Creek Counseling Center. Locations in SF & East Bay. Fees: $25-90. Call 1-888-649-9320. T. Michahelles, M.F.T.#23074, Director. |
Relationship Counseling
Therapy focused on intimate relationship issues: current battles/ impasses; history of long-standing relationship problems: trouble forming or staying in relationships; unresolved childhood issues that continue to haunt you. Individual/ couples; Saturday hours. Carol Gould, MFT (415) 826-5435. |
Does It Hurt Inside?
So bad you can't let anyone see? The passage to freedom is here. Julie Armer, MA, LMFT. Gentle, practical individual/ couples therapy. (415) 882-1161 Noe Valley. www.PersonalChange.org |
| Mary Aileen Pyke MFT Counseling, Hypnotherapy, Spiritual Healing, Reiki Master, EMDR, 650-340-1789 Back to Top |
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HYPNOSIS
Create lasting change easily! Stop smoking, increase self-esteem, overcome life challenges. Dara Tuell is a Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist and Holistic Counselor. (415) 939-4442. (Hypnotherapy is a self-regulated profession, not state licensed.) |
OVEREATING?
When you find stuffing feelings & turning to food for comfort stops working...Compassionate & Effective Therapy. Ellen Dekker, MFT (415) 979-6830. |
| Clinical Sexology/Sex Counseling. Romika Raquel Weber, Ph.D., Board-Certified Sex Therapist. Sexual enhancement education, sex-positive talk therapy, communicating around sex, desire/libido/arousal issues, orgasm concerns, erection and ejaculation difficulties. Down-to-earth, intuitive, compassionate. Welcoming all genders and orientations. Fifteen years professional experience in sexology. (510) 496-3496. Office in Downtown Berkeley. Walk from BART. Free Parking. Back to Top |
Dating Services | Meeting Game¨ Salon
Meet Singles, a few at a time, at evenings of short, thought-provoking, conversations and ice-breakers. ALSO: 10-Minute Datingª - (415) 789-7887, www.MeetingGame.com. |
Your AsianConnection
Asian/ American Dating Service. Combining Traditional Matchmaking With the Ease of the Internet. The only on-line service with a local office. Monthly Singles Parties. Your Asian Connection, Inc. Call (408) 446-1824. www.yourasianconnection.com |
Singles Wanted!
Table For Six Total Adventures has over 8000 diverse, friendly members in the Greater Bay Area for you to meet. The Best Way To Meet Exciting Singles. Call 1-888-640-4646, www.tableforsix.comBack to Top |
Family Services | Family Fertility Center
We provide access to two of the most modern options available for bringing a baby into the family: Egg Donation and Surrogacy. (925) 977-4850 or www.surromother.com |
Be an Egg Donor!
Women of all Races, Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com. |
Be Someone's Miracle
Egg donation $5500, Surrogacy $22,000. Help an infertile couple create a family! Donors must be N/S, N/D 21-30. Surrogates must be N/S, N/D and have at least one child. Call to listen to our information line: Donor (415) 455-4626, Surrogates (415) 485-1969. |
ADOPTION WORKS!
Sail right through the adoption process with our help! We've assisted birthmothers like yourself--wishing to find a perfect couple to raise & love their newborn. Many $ secure, happy couples waiting for the challenges of parenting. Give us a call for resumes/photos or to meet them! $ assistance. Diane Michelsen Adoption & Surrogacy Law Office. 800-877-1990/www.lodm.com.Back to Top |
Fitness | | Fitness Focus For WomenWeight loss/control, body sculpting, strength, cardiovascular and pilates. Unique CUSTOMIZED personal training programs that come to you at your home or office. Reach your health and fitness goals at your location and at your convenience. All equipment provided, all levels welcome. (415) 710-2013. Back to Top |
Health | Advertise!
Reach over 600,000 weekly Bay Guardian readers in Body & Soul, our weekly guide to healthy living in the Bay Area. Call Classifieds today at (415) 255-7600.Back to Top |
Holistic Bodywork | | JOY Healing Arts. Swedish - Shiatsu - Deep Tissue - Sports - Hot Stone Therapy - Reiki. Introductory Special: 60 Minute Therapeutic Swedish Massage $49. 2169 Folsom Street, Annex 200 (between 17th and 18th Street), no walk-ins please. (415) 552-1350. www.joyhealingarts.com |
| Jacuzzi Massage by a Holistic Certified Massage Therapist for an appointment call (510) 663-8106 Se Habla Espanol. Back to Top |
Hypnotherapy | Hypnosis Healing
Relieve stress and anxiety in your life and free yourself from old patterns. Tap into your inner-powers and be emotionally and physically renewed. Caring/ safe environment. Nina Glaser, Hypnotherapist. (415) 516-2133.Back to Top |
Medical | | ALL ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIRS - New - No cost to you if eligible. Medicare accepted. Wheelchairs and Powerchairs (scooter-style) "We treat you right!" Call 7 days. (800) 835-3155. (CAL*SCAN) Back to Top |
Psychics | | Psychic Readings by Lena One Visit and you'll be Convinced! Lena helps with problems such as love, marriage, business, health etc. All types of readings 99% accuracy. also clears negative energy. Born Gifted! (415) 379-1941. Back to Top |
Religion/Spirituality | | Purim is coming...call to get the shpiel. Jewish Community Information & Referral (415) 777-4545 www.jholidays.org. Back to Top |
Sexuality | Not A Condom!
Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection. Paid study for couples to test diaphragm with either the gel or regular spermicide as birth control for 7-12 months. Call 1-800-300-5767 - SF and East Bay locations. |
Bikram Yoga
Eagle posture - come improve the mechanics of your sexual organs. Don't delay in living a more satisfying life. Don't you deserve it? Sweaty, hot yoga is waiting for you. Why wait - Try Bikram Yoga today.Back to Top |
Skin Care | Microderm. & Natural Face Lifts
$75 Special! Inner and Outer Health and Beauty Treatments make you look and feel younger. Call Dr. Moira Casey at Potrero Hill Healing Arts. (415) 250-3151 or www.healingtouch.hssites.com.Back to Top |
Spas | | MARIN SAUNA - San Rafael. Dry Sauna, Body Shampoo, Massage for Men and Women. Open daily 10am - 10pm. 817-B 4th Street, San Rafael - (415) 456-6555. Now Hiring Masseuses. Back to Top |
Vision/Eye Care | Site For Sore Eyes
Designer frames - fully discounted. Contact lenses - in stock. Board Certified Optometrist. Accept most recognized insurance plans. 140 Battery 415-421-2020, 901 Market (415) 495-2020, 300 West Portal Ave (415) 753-8511.Back to Top |
Support Groups | | RECOVERY, INC. Self-Help Mental Health. For panic attacks, depression, phobias, other nervous symptoms & fears. Weekly. Free. (510) 482-5808. Back to Top |
Wicca | Witchcraft
Rev. JoEllen Talley MA, MA, MFCC, CHT, CST offers private consultation and custom spell work. No problem too big, too small, or too weird. (415) 485-3818.Back to Top |
Yoga/Meditation | | Pretzel's School of Yoga Pretzel's an international teacher with 25+ years exp. 485A Carolina Street, SF (415)626-9642 or visit us at www.pretzels-yoga.com. Back to Top |
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**Event Space For Rent
**Perfect Event Space Perfect 5,000 sq. ft. space available for your Art shows, Film shooting, Corporate parties. Includes Full sound system, bar & much more! near California/Van Ness. Call Joe: (415) 474-6968. |
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Be An Angel & Donate Eggs Age 21-30, Generous Compen- sation! FFC 1-800-939-OVUM |
SMART IS SEXY! The Right Stuff. Date fellow graduates & faculty of Stanford, UCB, the Ivies, Caltech, Claremeont Colleges & a few others! www.rightstuffdating.com THE RIGHT STUFF 1-800-988-5288. |
A R T I S T S Painters, photographers, sculptors, fine artists! Learn to survive & prosper with the Taking the Leap program, a business school for artists. Beginners to advanced. Call today: (510) 653-1655.Back to Top |
Women of all Races Be An Egg Donor! Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com
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** HAIR MODELS NEEDED!** at DiPietro Todd Salon for Cutting & Color. Call (415) 693-5549 |
Hawaii $129 O.W.
Mexico/Caribbean $125 O.W., all taxes included. www.airtech.com, (212)
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$$$ Make Money $$$ In Voiceover! Learn how W/ Top SF Casting Director $25 session MAY 5th! (415) 956-3878.Back to Top |
Car Accident? FREE REPORT reveals what you need to know BEFORE you settle your case or speak with anyone. Call TOLL FREE 1-800-716-1102 24 hr. Recorded Message. |
Sex Taking Over Your Life? Counseling for men w/compulsive sexual behavior. George Collins, M.A, 925-932-0201. |
AIKIDO - 16 Intro Classes $75 (415) 643-8407. www.heartaikido.com. |
Immigration Attorney Free consultation. Richard Kolomejec (415) 433-7205.Back to Top |
Be Your Own Lawyer THE MORE YOU DO THE LESS IT COSTS. General Business, Wills, Contracts & Leases, Immigration. Susan Petro, Atty. At Law, (415) 586-3066. |
GOT MAJOR DEBT? Let us represent you in negotiating your entire balances and payments down to 52% of what you owe. New: CREDIT FICO SCORE restoration program. Call Debt Settlement Solutions today at (650) 323-9005/6 |
DRUNK DRIVING?
First offender program. Market St. 3 months, 6 months & 12 hour. Multi-lingual-Friendly-Diverse-Discreet Days, Evenings & Saturdays. BART & MUNI - (415) 296-9900.Back to Top |
Paid Volunteers
African American and Asian non-smokers wanted for nicotine research studies
at UCSF/SFGH. Must be 18-35, in good physical / mental health. Pays up
to $250 per day. Call 415-476-3555 or visit our website at www.ucsf.edu/smoking. |
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GOT EGGS? Our fertility center needs generous women aged 21-29 to help infertile couples start their families. You must be healthy and responsible. You can meet the couple you help. $5,000 + expenses. Call Woman to Woman Fertility Center at 1-800-314-9996.Back to Top |
BANKRUPTCY - CH. 13 & 7 Low Fees; 33 years experience Patrick McNamara, Attorney (415) 239-4085 (510) 893-7383 www.McN4BKLAW.com |
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