March 19, 2003

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Used Cars & Trucks
1991 Burgundy Acura Integra LS: good condition-some minor body damage. Original owner-all records. New CD player: power windows, power locks, power brakes/steering, moonroof $2000 obo (415) 567-7527
1966 Mustang V8 289 Red, power steering, no rust, 90k miles needs some tlc 4000.00 call (415)751-1379
$1900 93 MITSUBISHI - Eclipse GS 2-door. 80K superclean, white color, auto all-power, minor body work. (415) 775-9607
'99 Jeep Grand Cherokee Loredo 4WD. 38K, 6 cylinder, green, automatic. $15,000 Mario (415) 824-9380
San Francisco Toyota 877-GET-APPROVED Live in the city? Need a new/used vehicle? Bankruptcy, Collections, Late Payments, or simply bad luck? Why drive 25 miles? WE CAN HELP YOU RIGHT NOW! 24 Hours/7 Days a Week 877-438-2777

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Service Station
B & W Brakes - Brake and Wheel Service Center, Complete Automotive Service Since 1978. 3260 26th Street, between Folsom and South Van Ness. (415) 285-2439.

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Misc. Transportation
1-800-CHARITY! Donate your vehicle directly to the original, nationally acclaimed Charity Cars. 100% charity - not a used car dealer/fundraiser. 1-800-CHARITY (1-800-242-7489). www.800charitycars.org (CAL*SCAN)

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Body & Soul
Acupressure
On Hon Beauty Health Center Chinese traditional body Acupressure treatment, full body acupressure $35 per hour, foot Reflexology $25 per hour for appointment call 415-397-2398 located at 638 Broadway SF

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Astrology
Zodiacsmack.com
A fresh take astrology website. Horoscopes, celebrity profiles, love/ SEX advice. As always, talkin' smack about the zodiac.

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Classes
KUNDALINI YOGA
Kundalini yoga uses breath, posture and mantra to quickly channel healing, rejuvenating energy to the body's organ systems and energy centers. Ideal for beginners as well as seasoned practitioners. Ongoing Classes Every TUESDAY 7:00-9:00 PM at the SF LGBT Community Center 1800 Market St; $10 donation requested, prepay discount $50/Six classes. No one turned away for lack of funds. Info: 415-695-1265 or www.Luxnoir.com.

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Certified Massage Therapy
San Mateo/Airport
Full body therapeutic massage for men by exp'd CMT. Joe (650) 347-2937.
Fireside Massage
Unique, unhurried Swedish massage for men. 5 years experience. Pacific Heights. Johnny (415) 505-3060.
DYNAMIC Health & Healing
Offers massage which is healthy and healing to the body. Noe Valley, Non-Sexual. (415) 954-3632.
Asian Shiatsu & Swedish by nurturing CMT. Call Julia if you wish to float away to paradise. In/Out. SF/East Bay. (510) 387-6639 or (415) 309-7511.
Massage For Men
FULL BODY Swedish - Trager - Deep Tissue Call Jef at (415) 706-1630.
A French Woman's Massage
Gives you Strength, Serenity & Happiness. Body Shampoo Available. Dominique (415) 641-1405 www.lifecoachsf.com.

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Swedish Massage Therapy
Healing, relaxing, luxury massage. Hotel, home, office. Also avail.: deep tissue, sports, or combo (415) 469-0577
Asian Muscle Massage. Experience Ecstasy in the hands of a certified professional. Rick CMT. SF In/Out Calls. (415) 561-0170. 13 yrs. experience.
Tantric Massage
Soft, sensual, strong, and caring. In peaceful home near Sebastopol. Very discreet CMT (707) 529-1187
Holiday Acupressure Center-Many new, young pretty masseuses. Good massages. Deep Tissue, stress reduction, pain relief. Oakland: 1714 Franklin St. @17th 510-444-3888 Walnut Creek: 1399 Ygnacio Valley Road@ Tampico, Suite 9 925-933-3600 After 10 visits get 30 min. free.
JOY Healing Arts. Therapeutic Integrated Massage: Swedish - Shiatsu - Thai - Deep Tissue - Cranial Sacral. Introductory Special: 60 Minute Massage $49. 2169 Folsom Street, Annex 200 (between 17th and 18th Street), no walk-ins please. 415-552-1350. www.joyhealingarts.com

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Swedish European Massage
I can help you! Release your tensions. Access your potential for happiness. Call Nichele (415) 722-5195
RESTORE VITALITY
Deep Tissue w/oil & Tui Na CMT, 10 yrs. experience. Call David @ (415) 310-6510
Massage for Men
Swedish Warm Oil/ Shiatsu - Relax and Let Go!! Adam CMT. Gift Certificates. (415) 552-6677.

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Coaching
FLIRTING Recipient WANTED
Retreats and Phone/ Email Coaching. Find Your Soulmate/ Save Your Marriage. BigSurRetreats@cs.com, 1-888-424-0180, www.SaveYourLoveLife.bigstep.com

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Counseling
Bay Area Depression & Anxiety Treatment Center. Specialists in Cognitive Therapy for depression & anxiety. Call for free self-test and brochure. (415) 550-1550
Affordable Psychotherapy
Safe, supportive environment. Experienced post-masters interns. BAPS/Oak Creek Counseling Center. Locations in SF & East Bay. Fees: $25-90. Call 1-888-649-9320. T. Michahelles, M.F.T.#23074, Director.
Relationship Counseling
Therapy focused on intimate relationship issues: current battles/ impasses; history of long-standing relationship problems: trouble forming or staying in relationships; unresolved childhood issues that continue to haunt you. Individual/ couples; Saturday hours. Carol Gould, MFT (415) 826-5435.
HYPNOSIS
Create lasting change easily! Stop smoking, increase self-esteem, overcome life challenges. Dara Tuell is a Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist and Holistic Counselor. (415) 939-4442. (Hypnotherapy is a self-regulated profession, not state licensed.)

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ORACLE: Your questions answered - clearly, accurately, honestly, by Tarot and other means. 23 years experience. 510-546-1193 or email BrassTacksTarot@aol.com
Does It Hurt Inside?
So bad you can't let anyone see? Julie Armer, MA, LMFT. Gentle, practical individual/ couples therapy. (415) 882-1161 Noe Valley. www.PersonalChange.org
Learn Ejaculation Control
In one hour. (650) 323-4227 www.BlissTantra.com

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Dating Services
Meeting Game¨ Salon
Meet Singles, a few at a time, at evenings of short, thought-provoking, conversations and ice-breakers. ALSO: 10-Minute Datingª - (415) 789-7887, www.MeetingGame.com.
Your AsianConnection
Asian/ American Dating Service. Combining Traditional Matchmaking With the Ease of the Internet. The only on-line service with a local office. Monthly Singles Parties. Your Asian Connection, Inc. Call (408) 446-1824. www.yourasianconnection.com
Singles Wanted!
Table For Six Total Adventures has over 8000 diverse, friendly members in the Greater Bay Area for you to meet. The Best Way To Meet Exciting Singles. Call 1-888-640-4646, www.tableforsix.com

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Family Services
Family Fertility Center
We provide access to two of the most modern options available for bringing a baby into the family: Egg Donation and Surrogacy. (925) 977-4850 or www.surromother.com
Be an Egg Donor!
Women of all Races, Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com.
Be Someone's Miracle
Egg donation $5500, Surrogacy $22,000. Help an infertile couple create a family! Donors must be N/S, N/D 21-30. Surrogates must be N/S, N/D and have at least one child. Call to listen to our information line: Donor (415) 455-4626, Surrogates (415) 485-1969.
ADOPTION WORKS!
Sail right through the adoption process with our help! We've assisted birthmothers like yourself--wishing to find a perfect couple to raise & love their newborn. Many $ secure, happy couples waiting for the challenges of parenting. Give us a call for resumes/photos or to meet them! $ assistance. Diane Michelsen Adoption & Surrogacy Law Office. 800-877-1990/www.lodm.com.

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Fitness
Fitness Focus For WomenWeight loss/control, body sculpting, strength, cardiovascular and pilates. Unique CUSTOMIZED personal training programs that come to you at your home or office. Reach your health and fitness goals at your location and at your convenience. All equipment provided, all levels welcome. (415) 710-2013.

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Healing Arts
Male Witch. Psychic readings and counseling. Casting and removal of spells. Contact with spirits. Call 24/7. Tom 800-419-3346. Credit/Debit Cards. Get your lover back. (AAN CAN)

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Health
Advertise!
Reach over 600,000 weekly Bay Guardian readers in Body & Soul, our weekly guide to healthy living in the Bay Area. Call Classifieds today at (415) 255-7600.
CAN'T SLEEP? STRESSED? Get natural relief with aroma therapy that works. Vitae Parfume and Body Care since 1989. www.vitae.com 1-800-643-3011 (AAN CAN)

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Holistic Bodywork
Jacuzzi Massage by a Holistic Certified Massage Therapist for an appointment call 510-663-8106 Se Habla Espanol

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Hypnotherapy
Hypnosis Healing
Relieve stress and anxiety in your life and free yourself from old patterns. Tap into your inner-powers and be emotionally and physically renewed. Caring/ safe environment. Nina Glaser, Hypnotherapist. (415) 516-2133.

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Martial Arts
in-home Care
SF only - $250/mo. Incl: weekly visits, remedies, and advice. Classical Homeopath, Robert Lee Dalpe (415) 819-0124, RLD@OnlineHomeopath.com.

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Medical
ALL ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIRS - New - No cost to you if eligible. Medicare accepted. Wheelchairs and Powerchairs (scooter-style) "We treat you right!" Call 7 days. (800) 835-3155. (CAL*SCAN)

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Psychotherapy
Find Your Light In These Dark Times! Be Empowered To Transform Confusion Into Inner Peace. "You are a child of lightÉyour playing small does not serve the world". Psychotherapy, Expressive Arts and Art Therapy, Jungian Orientation Dreamwork. Rana Halprin, MA, MFT - 25 years experience in private practice and teaching internationally. Private Sessions, Easy SF Location - 1st Session Reduced Fee / Sliding Scales. (415) 721-5374 www.sanfranciscocounseling.com.

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Psychics
Psychic Readings by Lena One Visit and you'll be Convinced! Lena helps with problems such as love, marriage, business, health etc. All types of readings 99% accuracy. Also clears negative energy. Born Gifted! (415) 379-1941.

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Religion/Spirituality
Need help planning your Big Fat Jewish Seder? Visit www.jholidays.org or call Jewish Community Information & Referral at (415) 777- 4545.

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Retreats
REJUVENATE!
3-day to 3-wk customized natural programs at our peaceful N. Idaho retreat. (208) 762-3126. www.fusionmedispa.com

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Sexuality
Not A Condom!
Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection. Paid study for couples to test diaphragm with either the gel or regular spermicide as birth control for 7-12 months. Call 1-800-300-5767 - SF and East Bay locations.
Bikram Yoga
Eagle posture - come improve the mechanics of your sexual organs. Don't delay in living a more satisfying life. Don't you deserve it? Sweaty, hot yoga is waiting for you. Why wait - Try Bikram Yoga today.

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Skin Care
Microderm. & Natural Face Lifts
$75 Special! Inner and Outer Health and Beauty Treatments make you look and feel younger. Call Dr. Moira Casey at Potrero Hill Healing Arts. (415) 250-3151 or www.healingtouch.hssites.com.

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Spas
MARIN SAUNA - San Rafael. Dry Sauna, Body Shampoo, Massage for Men and Women. Open daily 10am - 10pm. 817-B 4th Street, San Rafael - (415) 456-6555. Now Hiring Masseuses.

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Vision/Eye Care
Site For Sore Eyes
Designer frames - fully discounted. Contact lenses - in stock. Board Certified Optometrist. Accept most recognized insurance plans. 140 Battery 415-421-2020, 901 Market 415-495-2020, 300 West Portal Ave 415-753-8511.

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Support Groups
RECOVERY, INC. Self-Help Mental Health. For panic attacks, depression, phobias, other nervous symptoms & fears. Weekly. Free. (510) 482-5808.

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Wicca
Witchcraft
Rev. JoEllen Talley MA, MA, MFCC, CHT, CST offers private consultation and custom spell work. No problem too big, too small, or too weird. (415) 485-3818.
Gay Men's Wiccan Coven now forming in San Francisco. Open. Ongoing. All Traditions. All levels of Experience. Contact sfgaycoven@hotmail.com.

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Yoga/Meditation
Pretzel's School of Yoga Pretzel's an international teacher with 25+ years exp. 485A Carolina Street, SF (415)626-9642 or visit us at www.pretzels-yoga.com.

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Bulletin Board

PASS ANY DRUG TEST

Urine, blood, hair follicle or saliva. Toll Free 800-733-4429
www.ipassedmydrugtest.com
**Event Space For Rent

**Perfect Event Space

Perfect 5,000 sq. ft. space available for your Art shows, Film shooting, Corporate parties. Includes Full sound system, bar & much more! near California/Van Ness. Call Joe: (415) 474-6968.

GAYSPERMBANK.COM

DONORS NEEDED to play "Uncle". (510) 523-7737.

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Be An Angel & Donate Eggs

Age 21-30, Generous Compen- sation! FFC 1-800-939-OVUM

SMART IS SEXY!

The Right Stuff. Date fellow graduates & faculty of Stanford, UCB, the Ivies, Caltech, Claremeont Colleges & a few others!
www.rightstuffdating.com THE RIGHT STUFF 1-800-988-5288.

A R T I S T S

Painters, photographers, sculptors, fine artists! Learn to survive & prosper with the Taking the Leap program, a business school for artists. Beginners to advanced. Call today: (510) 653-1655.

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Women of all Races

Be An Egg Donor!
Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com
www.sffertility.com

Hawaii $129 O.W.

Mexico/Caribbean $125 O.W., all taxes included. www.airtech.com, (212) 219-7000. www.airtech.com

Car Accident?

FREE REPORT reveals what you need to know BEFORE you settle your case or speak with anyone. Call TOLL FREE 1-800-716-1102 24 hr. Recorded Message.

NOT A CONDOM

Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection. Couples who join a major, federally funded study will test a diaphragm with either the gel or regular spermicide as birth control for 7-12 months.

Up to $500 Plus

FREE supplies, movie passes, CDS and video rentals.
For Information on the BufferGel Study Please Call 1-800-300-5767
SF and East Bay Locations Available.

Sex Taking Over Your Life?

Counseling for men w/compulsive sexual behavior. George Collins, M.A, 925-932-0201.

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AIKIDO - 16 Intro Classes $75

(415) 643-8407. www.heartaikido.com.

Immigration Attorney

Free consultation. Richard Kolomejec (415) 433-7205

Be Your Own Lawyer

THE MORE YOU DO THE LESS IT COSTS. General Business, Wills, Contracts & Leases, Immigration. Susan Petro, Atty. At Law, (415) 586-3066.

GOT MAJOR DEBT?

Let us represent you in negotiating your entire balances and payments down to 52% of what you owe. New: CREDIT FICO SCORE restoration program. Call Debt Settlement Solutions today at (650) 323-9005/6

PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILL!

100% HERBAL GAIN 1"-3" GUARANTEED TOTALLY CONFIDENTIAL ONLY $62.90 CK/MO/CASH/CARDS LANSING LABORATORIES 422 ELMWOOD #2 LANSING, MI 48917 (800) 369-4699 24 hrs. WWW.ANDROENLARGE.COM.

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GOT EGGS?

Our fertility center needs generous women aged 21-29 to help infertile couples start their families. You must be healthy and responsible. You can meet the couple you help. $5,000 + expenses. Call Woman to Woman Fertility Center at 1-800-314-9996.

UCLA EATING DISORDER STUDY

If you have or ever had anorexia nervosa, you and your family members may be eligible for a research study on the genetics of eating disorders conducted by Dr. Michael Strober. Receive $150. Phone (310) 825-9822

BANKRUPTCY - CH. 13 & 7

Low Fees; 33 years experience
Patrick McNamara, Attorney (415) 239-4085 (510) 893-7383 www.McN4BKLAW.com.

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BLOW JOBS

Slippery Nipples, Screaming Orgasms and 159 other great cocktails. Get a sexy new career in 2 weeks at...
SF SCHOOL OF BARTENDING
Lowest tuition in SF! Job placement assistance incl. Attend an intro class for FREE! 760 Market Street (Next to the Virgin Megastore) (415) 362-1116 www.sfbartending.com

SmokePotGetPaid.com. $2,860!

Legal "Hi-Pay" Studies for all. Free Info: (415) 995-4901.
EROTIC ART Sacred Profanities Gallery 2729 San Pablo Avenue Berkeley, 510-849-4692 12-8PM, Th-Su

**TATTOO REMOVAL-LASER**

Laser Center @ Union Square (415) 392-3333 Hair removal as well.

Jacuzzi Massage HCMT Espanol 510-663-8106

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Be Someone's Miracle

Eggdonors $5.5K+, Surrogates $22K+
Donors ages 21-30 call (415) 455-4626, Surrogates ages 24-39 call (415) 485-1969 or jgorton@jgorton-rnjd.com www.jgorton-rnjd.com , email: jgorton@jgorton-mjd.com

Landlord Issues?

Commercial/Residential Tenants call Dave Crow, Attorney at Law (415) 552-9060.

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BANKRUPTCIES CH 7 & 13

Free consultation for Bankruptcies including Chap 7 and payment plan for Chap. 13. Patrick McMahon, Attorney (415) 543-9338

W I T C H C R A F T

Custom spell work & Tarot reading 415-485-3818.

** HAIR MODELS NEEDED!**

at DiPietro Todd Salon for Cutting & Color. Call (415) 693-5549

Tax Time

Don't Stress! Call Tax-Matters
Reasonable $ (415) 934-0377
BANKRUPTCY ATTORNEY
Stop your Financial Worries! Stop the IRS! Harrassments, Lawsuits, Foreclosures.
Call for FREE CONSULTATION. (877) 799-5297.

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BANKRUPTCY-LOW$

Marty Courson, Esq. 415.487.0100 www.SFlawyer.net www.sflawyer.net
Don't Let Love Keep You Down!

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Paid Volunteers

African American and Asian non-smokers wanted for nicotine research studies at UCSF/SFGH. Must be 18-35, in good physical / mental health. Pays up to $250 per day. Call 415-476-3555 or visit our website at www.ucsf.edu/smoking.

ADOPTION ALTERNATIVE

Pregnant and don't know what to do? Loving, open-hearted, financially stable woman seeks to adopt baby. Free counseling, living/medical expenses. This can be a good thing for you & your baby. Discreet & legal. (904) 824-7006.

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CARS FROM $500

Police Impounds. Hondas, Chevys, Toyotas, etc. For Listings, call Toll-Free (800) 319-3323 x 2788

FREE SMOKING CESSATION TREATMENT

The Habit Abatement Clinic of UCSF is offering a free research treatment program for smokers. This study combines medication and counseling treatment.
For more information call: (415) 476-7455
www.umich.edu/~niclab
Do you find yourself compelled to steal things you don't need? Does it make you ashamed and embarrassed? Help yourself and others like you by being part of an upcoming documentary. All replies and identities held in strictest confidence. Toll Free (888) 823-9039.

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DRUNK DRIVING?
First offender program. Market St. 3 months, 6 months & 12 hour. Multi-lingual-Friendly-Diverse-Discreet Days, Eves & Sat. BART & MUNI (415) 296-9900 www.ncadaba.com.

NEEDED: Men and Women with Pattern Hair Loss

Male volunteers with male pattern hair loss and female volunteers with female pattern hair loss are needed for a UCSF photographic assessment. If you have NOT used minoxidil (Rogaine) or finasteride (Propecia) within the last 12 months, are between the ages of 18 and 45, and are in good general health, you may be eligible to participate in this photographic assessment. If you qualify, you may receive free medication and financial compensation. For more information, call the UCSF Hair Research Center at (415) 476-3636 or (415) 476-3638.
Want to talk? 510-865-2140

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SINGLES DANCES

www.thepartyhotline.com (415) 507-9962

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Erotic Fun

AlliancePlayground.com

CAR REPOSSESSED?

by GMAC? Damages may be recoverable. We can help. I.W. New, Attorney. (415) 567-7595. Collect 92.

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Cleaning
B & G Janitorial Service
Offices, banks, stores, restaurants, medical bldgs, homes & apartments. Window & carpet cleaning, strip & wax floors, polish hardwood & marble floors. Pressure washing. All work supervised by owner. (415) 207-1192.
10% off 1st Cleaning!
Julieta's Janitorial Services. We clean houses, offices and more! Experience, great references! Great customer service! Free estimates (415) 334-6542 or (415) 587-1367.

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Computer/Internet
$7.95 Internet with toll-free support! Save $200 a year over AOL. Avoid ads and $2/min help at Juno. www.openminds.us.

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Financial Services
$$CASH$$- Immediate Cash for structured settlements, annuities, real estate notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases and insurance payouts. 800-794-7310 (AAN CAN)
IMMEDIATE CASH!!! US Pension Funding pays cash now for 8 years of your future pension payments. Call 800-586-1325 for a FREE, no-obligation estimate. www.uspensionfunding.com (CAL*SCAN)
TIMELY TIPS MAGAZINE. 81/2X11 Circulars Advertising. www.karlenterprise.com 1inch ad $11.00. 81/2x11 circulars. Circulation 10,000. 1sided $36.00, $85.00, $165.00 circulation 2,000, 5,000, 10,000. 1,000 names $40. McEnterprise, P.O.Box 603, Marshall, MI 49068. (CAL*SCAN)

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Bicycles
USED BIKE SALE!
Huge Selection: $89-$999. Road, Mountain, Hybrid, Classic Road, Street Commuters. 2800 Telegraph/ Ashby, Berkeley teamkarim.com 510-841-2181.

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Exercise/Sporting Goods
Pool Table 8' 3pc 1" slate, leather pockets, all accessories. Perfect condition. Retail 4K, sell $1450. (510) 430-1660.

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Furniture
Bedroom set - cherry finish. Sleighbed with dresser, mirror, chest, and night stand. Perfect condition. Cost $4000, sell $1650. (510) 550-4165.

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Pets
See our new pet of the week in this week's Bay Guardian. Local adoptions are through the SF SPCA

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Misc. Marketplace
FREE 2-ROOM DIRECTV System w/installation! 3 months Free Showtime Unlimited. Access 225+ channels! Digital-quality picture & sound. Packages from $31.99/mo. Limited time. 1-800-360-4039. (CAL*SCAN)

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Career Education
A Bartender Can Earn $150-$250 daily. We offer: 2-week class, Job Placement. SF's oldest and largest school. Professional Bartenders School. 800.736.1001, www.barbook.com
$550 Weekly Salary mailing our sales brochure from home. No experience necessary. FT/PT. Genuine opportunity. All supplies provided. Paychecks guaranteed. Call 1-708-808-5182 (24 hours) (AAN CAN)

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Language Instruction
FRENCH: ENJOY
A fun, personalized 1-on-1 method with French-born tutor. Degreed. Marc (415) 441-2062.

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Community Forum
Community Action Calendar
See pictures by Chris Lester at the Park Bench Cafe, Fulsome Street at Preate Park in Bernal Heights. Ongoing (415)847-7677
Sat. April 5 Monster Garage Sale
Little Sister of Poor 300 Lake St. at 4th Ave. Sat 9am-3pm 30 racks of clothing, costume jewelry, bureaus, lamps, rugs, tables, books, toys, linens, art, material.
March 19, Wednesday & March 20, Thursday La Colmenita
CUBA'S WORLD-RENOWNED NATIONAL CHILDREN'S THEATER COMPANY, La Colmenita IN SAN FRANCISCO (co-presented by Global Exchange & Brava Theater Center) perform "A Midsummer Night's Dream", Wed., March 19 @7pm. Brava Theater Center, 2781-24th Street, SF. Tickets: $20 general admission, $35 performance and reception. And "La Cucarachita Martina" , Thurs., March 20th @ 7pm. . Tickets: $20 general admission. All money raised on the tour will go towards purchasing pediatric medicine to be sent back to Cuba. To reserve tickets and for more info: (415) 575-5559. To purchase tickets on-line: www.ticketweb.com. For more details, www.globalexchange. org

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Thursday, April 3 Bring The Noise
KPFA and Hard Knock Radio Present.. a Hip Hop Benefit for Youth Speaks. With Appearance by Poets: Ishle Yi Park, Ise Lyfe, Bamuthi, Melinda Corazon Foley 2003 Bay Area Teen Slam Champions. 8pm doors, 9pm show. $25 adv/$30 door. Tix available at Bimbo's 365, 1025 Columbus Ave. (@Chestnut St), SF CA. (415) 474-0365. www.bimbos365club.com.
Saturday, March 29 Teen Poetry Slam
Finals of the Youth Speaks Teen Poetry Slam at Herbst Theater, 7pm. For info check www.youthspeaks.org.
Thursday, April 17 Art of Spiritual Dreaming
Eckankar presents a free, three part, intensive workshop. Learn to unlock the code of your dream symbolism, and how to find spiritual guidance and wisdom. Thursday April 17th, April 24th, & May 8th. San Francisco Eckankar Center 1560 Noriega St #201 at 23rd Ave. 7:30PM to 9PM. More info: (415) 242-9412 or ecksanfrancisco1@yahoo.com

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Announcements
get poettreefree at Gg-Re.orG Qwee.net
T.V. Show (multi-award winning) needs talent. Actors, Singers, Dancers, Models, Musicians, Writers, Editors. Entertainers of ALL kinds. Be seen by millions. No Fees. (415) 381-4275.
Are you against the war? Send a postcard of peace to the White House. To send yours for free, visit www.postcardsofpeace.org
LOOK LIKE STEVE BUSCEMI? Buscemi lookalikes needed for short film project. No acting experience necessary. Email inquiry or photo to buscemifilm@postmark.net
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ADVERTISE to over 5 million Californians with a statewide classified ad in 191 newspapers. $450 for 25 words. Regions available. FREE information package: (916)288-6010; (916)288-6019. www.cal-scan.com (CAL*SCAN)
***ANNOUNCEMENT*** NOW Hiring for 2002/2003. Postal jobs $13.21-$28.16/hour. Full benefits/ paid training/no exp. necessary. Accepting calls 7 days 1-888-359-3590 ext. 131. (CAL*SCAN)

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Adoption
Scared & Alone?
Not ready to be a mom? Call us for support & confidential adoption info. Many loving, $ecure families ready to devote their lives to your baby. $ assistance. Diane Michelsen Adoption & Surrogacy Office. 800-877-1880. www.lodm.com.

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Career Services
ABC Bartending School Nationwide Locations 1-2 week programs. BARTENDING Owner Tony Sylvester's schools have trained thousands and placed thousands into JOBS Nationwide since 1977 www.abcbartending.com Call and compare Lowest Tuition in the Bay Area 1-888-262-5824.

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Employment Agencies
Jackson Personnel Employment Services - (415) 546-4500

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Progressive Opportunities
Save our Forests. Campaign jobs with the Sierra Club. Save California's Wilderness! See our Display ad for details.

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Business Opportunities
$$ BARTEND $$ Have fun, make money. Up to $300 per shift. No experience required. Call 800-806-0083 ext 203 (AAN CAN)
Metropolitan Mortgage & Securities Co., Inc. buying seller-financed mortgages through brokers since 1953. To broker a note, call 1-800-268-9184. Visit us online at www.metrobuysnotes.com. (AAN CAN)
ALL CASH CANDY Route. Do you earn $800 in a day? Your own local candy route. Includes 30 machines and candy. All for $9,995. 1-800-998-VEND.
DATA ENTRY Great Pay. Flexible hours. Home Computer & Modem required. Free training. Medical Billers Network 1-800-382-4282 Ext. 34. (CAL*SCAN)
CAPPUCCINO ITALIAN COFFEE Company expanding. Distributors wanted. High-profit potential. Anyone can do this! Call 800-813-6625. (CAL*SCAN)
$$$ BIG $ NOW $$$. Earn $10k-$30k per month now! Minimum 2k capitol required. Call 508-596-8088; 1-800-444-7499. (CAL*SCAN)

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ATTENTION: MOTHERS & OTHERS. Working from any location. Earn up to $1500+ per mo. working PT. $5000+ per mo. working FT. Free booklet /full training. 1-877-888-2252 www.ForAGoodLife.com (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
EXPRESSWAY-STS $1000 sign-on bonus! Lots of freight. Solo, Teams and Owner Operators needed immediately! CDL-A required. 800-835-9471 (flatbed), 866-313-0478 (van). (CAL*SCAN)

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Modeling / Casting Calls
Nude Models-Female 18-24, No tats, implants, sags. 120 lb.. max. Photos. $100 hr. Nice. Frank (415) 921-8083
MOVIE EXTRAS- $100 - $400/day potential. All looks needed. No experience required. TV commercials, film, print. Call Digital Exposure at 1-800-260-3949 ext. 3025. (AAN CAN)
Movie Extras/Models Needed! Earn up to $400 - $600 Per Day. No Experience Required. Call 1-800-814-0277 ext 8234 (AAN CAN)

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General Employment
Home Care
HEALTH FOOD SHOPPING or slow careful cleaning for sensitive disabled Jewish Feminist. 1-3 days. (510) 594-4000 ext 220.
activism
Forests Forever
Get Active And Work To Make A Difference! We're hiring PT Phone Canvassers to help save CA's largest state forests. $11.45/hr. + bonuses, paid training, vacation/ sick/ holiday pay. Call (415) 974-4205 between 9:30am and 12:30pm or email: employment@forestsforever.org. (See our display ad for more info).
STAND UP - For Peace, Human Rights, and Justice! Work For the Largest Peace Lobby in the U.S.! Multicultural, Feminist Environment. Paid Training, Career Opportunities. Berkeley Location. F/T - guaranteed salary, med./dental benefits, paid vacation - call Dolores. P/T - evening hours, great for students, earn up to $20/hr. - Call Laura. 510.849.2081, www.californiapeaceaction.org.

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Activism
CA Peace Action
Stand Up For Peace, Human Rights, and Justice! Work For the Largest Peace Lobby in the U.S.! Berkeley Location. F/T and P/T positions available. 510.849.2081, www.californiapeaceaction.org (See our display ad for details).
Legal
Carry a baby with the genes of a loving couple..Surrogate Moms Needed Earn $20,000 + Age 21-34 Prior Birth Egg Donors Needed Earn $5,000 +. Age 21-30 years Drup/Smoke Free we handle ALL the arrangements Adoption & Surrogacy. Law Offices of Diane Michelsen. 1-800-877-1880. www.FamilyFormation.com
Publishing
Ticket to Write
The San Francisco Bay Guardian, the Bay Area's biggest, hippest news weekly, offers writing internships for aspiring journalists. The Guardian internship is a great way to gain experience, and clips, at one of the nation's foremost alternative papers. The four-month program is unpaid and requires a commitment of two days each week. Log on to www.sfbg.com for more information, or call (415) 255-3100 ext. 573 to have an informational flyer sent to you. Apply today, and be part of the solution.
CAS Systems is seeking Sales Lead Generators. www.cassys.com. (888) 578-8531. fax (510) 285-3801. jobinfo@cassys.com.

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WANTED 29 people to get paid $$$ to lose up 30 lbs in the next 30 days natural guaranteed (888) 658-5419.
Models
Models Wanted
Jean Pierre International Models is now interviewing. Serious Inquiries Only. Call 415-346-7500.
General
59 people to loose weight. Naturally. Doctor recommended. Guaranteed. Phyllis (888) 264-4387 or (415) 794-1300.
FORESTS FOREVER - We Need You to Help Us Proliferate Life!!! Activists, Organizers & Forest Defenders. Forests Forever is now hiring and training motivated and articulate activists for PT Phone Canvasser. Paid Training/ Vacation/ Sick/ Holiday Pay. $11.45/hr. + Bonuses. Call 415.974.4205 or Fax resume: 415.974.3664, or email: employment@forestsforever.org - FORESTS FOREVER, 50 First St., Ste. 401, San Francisco. www.forestsforever.org
Little people wanted: Dwarves and midgets with tuxedos wanted as ushers for one night party. First weekend in April. Great pay. Apply at sflittlefolks@aol.com
LVN/ NURSE SUPERVISOR - Experienced individual needed to oversee nursing care and supervise direct care staff from 6am-2pm at developmentally disabled group home in Hayward. Good Salary. Call (510)-568-9214 x230 or 24hrs. call Amy Bishop at (510) 612-2524 or email: jkidd@voaba.org.

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Nursing
LVN/ NURSE SUPERVISOR
Experienced individual needed to oversee nursing care and supervise direct care staff from 6am-2pm at developmentally disabled group home in Hayward. Good Salary. Call (510)-568-9214 x230 or 24hrs. call Amy Bishop at (510) 612-2524 or email: jkidd@voaba.org
Salon
Looking for stylist. San Francisco salon. Great location. To rent or commission. (415) 587-8087
General
ATTN: San Francisco
Postal Positions. Clerks/ Carriers/ Sorters. No exp. required. Benefits. For exam, salary, and testing information call (630) 393-3032 x: 1425, 8am-8pm, 7 days.
Airline
AIRLINES NOW HIRING! Ticket Reservation, Customer Service, Ground Loading. Entry level - paid training. $12-$20/hr. Ameriforce, 800-715-7002 ext 710. (AAN CAN)
Salon
Acabello Salon has stylist position available available for commission or rental. Apply in person. (415) 922-7577.
Accounting
Assistant Bookkeeper Needed ARCH Art Supply store at the foot of Potrero Hill seeks someone with a facility in Mac Accounting programs and 10-key to assist with data entry and simple bookkeeping tasks. 15-20 hrs/wk, Permanent. $10/hr. e-mail resume to Kathy@archsupplies.com.

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Sales
Sales immediate opening Health club seeks team motivated player. Fitness background req. Contact Rick at 415-846-9194
General
**ACCEPTING CALLS 7 DAYS** Postal positions/federal hire $14.80+hr/PD training/benefits 800-878-5485. Announcement #CA920. (CAL*SCAN)
General
FEDERAL EMPLOYMENT. Now hiring Entry- professional levels $19-$72k/yr+ benefits/paid training. Apply now! For info on available positions 1-800-585-9024 ext. 4757. (CAL*SCAN)
Government
GOVERNMENT JOBS - Wildlife and Postal. 48K+ per year. Full benefits. Paid training. No experience necessary. For application and exam call toll free 1-888-778-4266 x850. (CAL*SCAN)
GOVERNMENT HIRING Forestry/Parks/Postal/Firefighters/Police/Security. $35K+ benefits & training. Mon-Fri 9am-9pm/EST. 1-800-464-8991 ext. 23. (CAL*SCAN)
General
JOIN OUR TEAM and make a difference. In the California Army National Guard you can get money for college and career training. Call 1-800-GO-GUARD. (CAL*SCAN)

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Driver
DRIVER - OWNER OPERATED Dedicated Team opportunities out of the Oakland, CA area. Great miles. Excellent compensation. Avg. 95 cents per mile. Call FFE at 800-569-9298. (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
DRIVERS: TEAMS + WESTERN Express = Success. Solid miles, good home time, competitive pay, benefits package, paid vacation, Class A-CDL, 22 yrs. old, good MVR. 888-793-9732. (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
DRIVERS/STUDENTS NEEDED immediately. CDL training available through USTDS in Rialto, CA. Financing, transportation, housing, and tuition reimbursement available. Call Russ at 1-866-466-3546 for details. (CAL*SCAN)
General
FEDERAL EMPLOYMENT. Now hiring Entry- professional levels $19-$72k/yr+ benefits/paid training. Apply now! For info on available positions 1-800-585-9024 ext. 4757. (CAL*SCAN)
Sales
AVON. Entrepreneur wanted. Must be willing to work whenever you want, be your own boss, and enjoy unlimited earnings. Let's talk. (888)942-4053. (CAL*SCAN)

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Driver
DRIVERS - OWNER OPERATORS. Have your own truck? Looking for independence? Landstar has the tools/freight to make you successful! Let Us Show You How! 877-742-8554 LANDSTAR. (CAL*SCAN)
CLASS A CDL in just 21/2 weeks. Tuition paid. Hiring experienced drivers. No credit checks. No felons. Immediate medical benefits. 1-800-781-2778. wgreen@crst.com (CAL*SCAN)
Java City Route Sales Position. Apply to: HR Manager, Java City, 717 Del Paso Road, Sacramento, CA 95834 or fax: 916-565-5501. Attn: RSF-03-01.
Sales
SALES REPS/CABLE TV-National Cable TV Service Company working for COMCAST in the PENINSULA area (Palo Alto, San Mateo, etc.) seeks outside sales representatives. Help us meet customer demand for DIGITAL CABLE TV and HIGH-SPEED INTERNET. Our representatives earn up to $800, paid weekly. Must have reliable car, be able to work evenings and/or weekends and be willing to canvas residential homes. For more information or to schedule and interview call Marsha at (888) 428-0711 (toll-free).
Massage Therapy
Earn up to $70/hr. Certified massage therapists wanted for outcall massage in Bay Area. (415) 469-9328.

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Moving/Storage
The State of California Public Utilities Commission requires firms moving household goods to show a T-number in their ad. For information or to check a T-number, call the CA Public Utilities Commission at 1-800-366-4782.
Tom's Moving House, Office, Apartments Fast, Friendly, and Personable Service. No job too small or large Loading and unloading of rental trucks Short notice jobs welcome! (415) 756-5275.

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Trucking/Hauling
YOEL'S HAULING
FROM $15/hr. Bay Area's Best Haulers also offer yard, garage cleanup, tree care and dump runs. (415) 282-2023 or page (415) 202-6572. WE RECYCLE.
CARTY MOVING & STORAGE 415-831-8301 No job too small or big Experts at hoisting what won't fit through doors and stairways Loading and unloading of rental trucks Piano moving specialists Packing service available Last minute moves welcome LIC 189107 Insured PL & PD
2 BIG GUYS
1 Clean Truck. Careful Furniture, Piano Handling Local & World wide BIG or small, 1 Call Does All 24hrs/364 days! (415) 764-7333.
BEASTS OF BURDEN
Big jobs! Small jobs! From hear to there. Better, cheaper, faster!! Strong, fast, friendly, careful. REFERENCES, LOW RATES. (415) 305-8599

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Home Services
Bob & Tom's Windows. Replacement Windows By Milgard. Energy efficient vinyl, wood & aluminum. Easy installation, no interior remodeling. Custom built to your exact size. Cuts outside noise and drafts. Guaranteed as long as you own your home. BOB & TOM'S WINDOW CO. Factory Authorized Dealer, AMA Certified Installers, PG&E Certified. VISIT OUR SHOWROOM AT 2636 SAN BRUNO AVENUE, S.F. Serving the Bay Area Since 1979. AFTER YOU RECEIVE YOUR BEST QUOTE - CALL US! SATURDAY BY APPOINTMENT. 415-468-5501, 650-692-4270. "Providing For Today, The Solutions Of Tomorrow!"
Need an extra pair of hands? Non-profit Day Labor Program provides individuals and businesses w/ workers for moving, construction, cleaning, gardening & more. Specializing in short jobs, $12-15/hr. Call 7am-12noon Mon-Sat to hire one or many workers. (415) 252-5375 or 5376.
Home Repair Service
Carpentry/ Painting/ Elect/ Plumbing. Ref Avail. Greg (415) 218-2167.

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Remodeling
Remodeling & Repair
Handyman. Quality work. Reasonable price. Woodwork, painting, framing and plumbing. No license. Call Samir (415) 867-2972.

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Cleaning
Interior and Exterior Cleaning. Detailed and Professional service. Call Dennis, (415) 312-6669.

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Misc. Service
Need An Extra Pair Of Hands? Contact The SF Day Labor Program! We are a non-profit that specializes in connecting homeowners, renters, event planners, and businesses with an extra pair of hands. We specialize in temporary and sporadic labor, and can send workers to jobs as brief as three hours or can fill permanent positions. We are flexible, affordable, and convenient. Contact (415) 252-5375 or 5376 during business hours: 7am-1pm, Mon-Fri, 7am-12pm, Sat. Call up to an hour prior to reserve reliable workers for moving, hauling, gardening, clean-up, set-up, painting, security, and more. With prior notice, laborers are available 7 days/week, at all hours, at rates of $12-17/hr. Our Women's Collective [which can also be reached at (415) 252-5375 or 5376, and requires only one day advanced notice] specializes in cleaning, childcare, eldercare, and cooking. We are a non-profit dedicated to worker empowerment; all of the money that you are paying goes directly to the workers.

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Musicians Wanted
SINGER WANTEDguitarist A+, to collaborate on new music. Crunchy indie-pop to jangly post-punk. Call 4 tape! (415) 279-6125
Bass/Drums Needed ASAP- by the Tombshakers for original rock. (Beatles, Super Furry Animals, White Stripes) Have songs, studio, demo, EB rehearsal 1-2x wk (510) 881-1592
Bass and blues harpist wanted-Blues and rock background with vocal ability desired. Form band with guitarist/vocalist (50 yrs. old) in SF. Gary (415) 665-2082.
Bassist wanted for the group Greenman. An Oakland based hard rock band with shows lined up. (510) 590-2597, (510) 741-8109.
DRUMMER WANTED Looking for Sex Pistols/Runaways-type drummer for Original Pop/Rock band. Songwriting or vocals a plus. Under 30 please. Call Ted (415)346-1968

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BASS PLAYER WANTED Looking for bass player into Hard Rock (AC/DC etc.) and New Wave (Flock of Seagulls etc.) for original Rock/Pop band. Songwriting or vocals a plus. Under 30 please. Call Ted (415)346-1968
Bass pro needed to complete progressive hard rock band. Shows, summer tour, indie label, private recording studio. Heavy, slow to mid tempo, off-time ala Tool. (510) 482 4022.
Need Bandmembers for any of the following: Drums, Piano and Bass for a Rhythm and Blues vocalist. If interested, contact Lisa at (415) 334-6885.
The Groove Monster seeks drums. Sabbath meets Funkadelic. Influences: Zeppelin, Jimi, Mahavishnu, Zappa. Call Phil (510) 653-7228
STAND-UP BASS PLAYER sought for Rockabilly band. We play a good mix of classic rockabilly, country, Americana. Planning gigs & demos. Tupelojoe@earthlink.net, 415-885-6048.
WANTED-Female Singer with strong high notes for Salsa/Latin Jazz Band. Auditions take place Saturday March 22nd in San Francisco. Interested? E-mail salsasingeraudition@hotmail.com

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EL PULPO (circus-rock) seeks BASSIST/VOCALIST. Influences: Ween, Talking Heads, Os Mutantes, Frank Zappa, Morphine, Uz Jsme Doma. For details, music: www.elpulpomusic.com/auditions2.shtml contact: david@elpulpomusic.com
Black Sabbath Tribute seeks singer, Ozzy where are you? We're established, have rehearsal space, PA, management, paid gigs, and tour. (650) 997-3389
FEMALE VOCALIST needed to front acoustic duo/blues-rock band. Proven originals w/great poetry for versatile free-spirit. Attitude required! Chris 415-255-4942 after 6PM
CROSSTOPS seeks a proficient bass player. Punk, Rock, Country. Check out www.crosstops.com for more info or call 415-820-9685.
Female Vocalist wanted for working top 40 band. Serious only. With own transportation. Jerry 925-753-1068
Vocals needed. Explosive new hard rock sound, very pro talent, attitude. Label interest, free recording studio time, ready to gig. www.mp3.com/BlueScarab
Guitarist Needed. Got songs. 44 Brit Man. Love to sing. Fish wharf resident. Bohemian limo owner. So schedule ASAP. Dean Midnight. (415) 377-0769
Male singer wanted. Heavy 3 piece all original power rock trio seeks killer male lead singer. Max (415) 331-1500 X407

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Music Services
GREAT VOICES!!!
ARE MADE NOT BORN. Rapid, vocal development with the Stanley Method. Open throat, free diaphragm, reliable technique. Mark Narins (415) 385-6309.
DJ
Local DJ specializing in funky house and dance music. 3+ years exp. House parties, clubs, outdoor events. I support local artists and labels! E-mail for further info: djsly@popstar.com or call (415) 939-4949
Singing Technique
Expand range, volume, breath. Beautiful singing the natural way. All styles-levels. Free session. Bruno Alving (415) 468-3264.
SING! Blues, Jazz, Rock, Pop, Folk, & More. All Ages/ All Levels. Breathing, Mic Technique, Presence, Power. FREE CONSULTATION, REASONABLE RATES. Pro singer teaching since 1973. (510) 522-3399.
Wanted -- Music
Musicians - Were you scorched by the TECH meltdown? Share your pain! Original Electronic music wanted for compilation CD. Send sample to: in@unschooled.com

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Music Equipment for Sale
$ SAXOPHONES WANTED. TOP CASH PAID. Call (415) 647-7777.
MAXIMIZE YOUR MUSIC-Build your own soundbooth. Great for recording demos. $365 (888) 777-7808
3/4 Size Acoustic Bass. Ebony Fingerboard with bag and bow. $975 obo. Cory (415)621-3837

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Real Estate For Sale
Oakland-2119 Vicksburg Ave. $299,950, xtra lg. loft like bd, office, view, 1.5 ba, dng rm, frplce, lots of clost/strg spc. Agent (510) 357-1911

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Home Buyer Services
Reader's Notice
All real estate advertised herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make any such preference, limitation, or discrimination. We will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which is in violation of the law. All persons are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised are available on an equal opportunity basis.

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Homes for Sale, SF
BUY 1-3 BEDROOM Foreclosed Homes from $10,000 HUD and bank repos Call now for listings! 800-719-3001 xR399

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Homes for Sale, East Bay
Buy! Don't rent. For more information about properties for sale in your price range and how to get the process started call KATHY CLOSE, Realtor. (510) 913-8128 Do a "property search." www.pruweb.com/kathyclose Prudential California Realty

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Homes for Sale, Other
Sexy & Sumptuous in Sausalito! Open Sunday 2 to 4 for your pleasure. 255 Glen Drive $1,200,000. Water views, glorious garden, private master suite, fabulous for entertaining! 101, Spencer exit, monomer, rt. on Curry, straight to Glen. Karen 415-816-2256 (agent)

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Rural Real Estate
REAL ESTATE/ACREAGE NEW MEXICO MOUNTAINS - 140 AC - Only $49,900. Gorgeous grasslands, mature tree cover, 6300 ft. elevation. Mountain views, year-round roads. Perfect for horse lovers. Adjacent to national forest. Excellent financing. Call today! This won't last! SW Properties of NM, Inc. 1-888-292-9711. (CAL*SCAN)

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Commercial for Sale
Jewelry/gift store: Rockaway Beach, Pacifica, Great Lease. Nets $100k includes $100k inventory. Owner must relocate. CA BUS ASSOC. Call Vince Cell (415) 279-3195 Or Bus. (415) 834-0800

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Property for Sale
FIJI - Ocean view property. 1 acre lot from $20K. Owner financed 10% down 7% interest. Relaxed, tropical lifestyle. No property tax. Kit homes available (808) 779-8370 www.koroisland.com
SO. COLORADO wild west ranch. 87 acres - $44,900. Prices slashed to move inventory! Next to 6,000 acres rec. area. Rolling fields with fantastic Rocky Mtn. views. County road w/utilities, owner financing. Call Red Creek Ranch toll-free 1-866-696-5263. (CAL*SCAN)
ARIZONA BEST BARGAIN, 36 acres - $24,900. Borders State Land. Beautiful ranch in Williams/Flagstaff area, perfect 6,100' climate. Spectacular mountain views. Affordable financing. AZLR 1-877-282-5263. (CAL*SCAN)
20 ACRE RANCHES. $9,995. Near Booming El Paso, Texas. $95 down/$99 monthly (10%/216 months). Roads surveyed,. Free maps/pictures. No qualifying. 100% money back guarantee. Sunset Ranches 1-800-343-9444. (CAL*SCAN)
LAND BANKING! Buy, Hold, Profit! Prime zoned acreage. Inland Empire. Fastest growing area in USA. Still affordable. Hurry! Easy Qualifying. Low payments. Free prospectus. 888-543-2103 Agent. (CAL*SCAN)
LOANS HOMEOWNERS! Rates low as 5.99% (APR 6.341%). All credit types. BK's and defaults OK. Debt consolidation, home improvements. Call for free credit report. CADRE#01308305. (888)467-2131. (CAL*SCAN)

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Roommate Services
ALL AREAS - ROOMMATE.COM Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit: www.Roommate.com (AAN CAN)

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Shared Housing, SF
NEED A ROOMMATE ...... FAST?
San Francisco's #1 roommate service. Matches in Minutes!!! Safe & Secure (415) 397-4008. www.RoommateExpress.com
Sublets & Roommates
$450+ All Areas - Browse/ List Free! www.Sublet.com, 1-877-FOR-RENT.
$650-Share three bedroom Victorian near Silver Av. Large sunny kitchen with hardwood floors, dishwasher, laundry, deck and beautiful garden. Utilities included. Near Muni (415)822-6463
$484 Furnished Room for Rent - Utilities included. Laundry Accessible & transportation nearby. Near CCSF & SFSU. Female only. If interested contact by email : kass277@lycos.com.
$575 Potrero Hill (Dogpatch) - Share, looking for smoker over 30. Spacious, sunny flat with 1 male & 1 female. Available April 15th. More info: (415) 551-1312.
$600-Inner Sunset, large room, hardwood floors, phone jack, 30+, no smoking/drugs, garage, x- transportation, no pets. (415) 564-8817

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$600 GG PARK - Sunny lrg furnished bedroom with view of GG Park. Walk-in closets, cable. (415) 221-2308 or (415) 577-2089
$650 LOWER PAC HEIGHTS - Small room in Bohemian Victorian flat, fireplace, washer/disher, dishwasher, garden deck, 1/2 utilities. Fred (415) 929-7626
$850 Near Silver Ave. Share 2 BR spacious house. Hardwood floors, D/R, L/R, F/P, Beautiful quiet garden, 2 car garage. Near Muni & Bart (415) 656-1722
$660 RUSSIAN HILL - Two busy, responsible people seek respectful individual to share 3BR, 1BA with Dishwasher, W/D, working fireplace, storage, roof deck. Private garaged parking available for only $85/month. A steal! - Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, with the most available listings -- guaranteed, instant email alerts, INTERIOR PHOTOS, free preview search. Only $45 for 45 day access to ALL matches. www.MetroRent.com (415) 563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!
$625 CASTRO/EUREKA VALLEY - (Walter St. at Duboce St.) to share with a 41yo Gay Male and 2 others. Dishwasher, Deck, Newly painted and carpeted, sweet Victorian Flat, near all the amenities. Room has closet. Need someone mature and responsible. Will run credit report. (#36189) We have over 300 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/Guarantee.

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$726 PACIFIC HEIGHTS - (Pine St. at Franklin St.) to share with a 28yo Straight Male and 4 others. Dishwasher, W/D and HW Floors. We currently have 2 bedrooms available April 1 in our large lower Pac Heights 5-bedroom flat. Current tenants are 3 social, straight, professional, non-smoking males ages 25-30ish looking for similar roommates male or female. (#36179) - We have over 300 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/Guarantee.
$800 NORTH BEACH / TELEGRAPH HILL - (Kramer Pl. at Greenwich St.) to share with a 38yo Straight Female and 3 others. We are looking for someone that is quiet, clean and considerate to share our three bedroom house with us. (#36190) - We have over 300 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/Guarantee.

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Shared Housing, Other
Lagenhet att Hyra, per dag, vecka eller swap med cable, PG&E Kaffe gratis i morgon och Din Rom. Ring mig (415) 260-8469

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Shared Housing Wanted
1 bedroom apt. Oakland Artists district. Parking, Laundry, close to bart. $1200 mo. PG+E included. (800) 935-7383

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Sublets
Apartments & Sublets
$850+, All Areas - 1-2 bedrooms, furnished and unfurnished. Browse/ List Free. 1-877-FOR-RENT, www.Sublet.com.

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Rental Services
All real estate advertised herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make any such preference, limitation, or discrimination. We will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which is in violation of the law. All persons are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised are available on an equal opportunity basis.
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Rental Housing, SF
Apartments & Sublets
$450+, All Areas - Browse/ List Free! www.Sublet.com, 1-877-FOR-RENT.
$525 Oceanview - Near SFSU! 1 Lg Bedroom w/ shared Kitchen & Bath. Utilities Included. Muni/ BART access. No pets. (510) 780-0620.
Clean private rooms
with kitchenette, ceiling fan, laundry. Bus access, Potrero location. $550-600/month. Mike (415) 725-0801. Call 10am-6pm.
$1800 PACIFIC HEIGHTS - Garaged parking included! 2BR, 1BA with Dishwasher, laundry, views. A great deal in a very desirable SF neighborhood. - Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, with the most available listings -- guaranteed, instant email alerts, INTERIOR PHOTOS, free Premium Listings. Only $45 for 45 day access to ALL matches. www.MetroRent.com (415) 563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!
$1600 Glen Park - 2 BR, 1 BA, Modern Apartment, avail Now. No pets allowed, Garaged parking, call Jerold at (650) 583-0227, more info at: metrorent.com/334917.

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$1945 Upper Haight - 1 BR, 1 BA, 1920's Condo, avail Now. Garden, Pets Welcome, Private Parking Space, call Naveen at (415) 509-8742, more info at: metrorent.com/336314.
$2795 Upper Haight - 3 BR, 2 BA, Edwardian Flat, avail 4/1/03. Cat OK, Garaged parking, call Constance at (415) 626-2210, more info at: metrorent.com/336315.
$2785 Cole Valley - 3 BR, 1 BA, Edwardian Condo, avail 4/15/03. Yard, No pets allowed, Off-street parking, call Mike at (415) 665-5624, more info at: metrorent.com/336560.
$995 Sunset - 1 BR, 1 BA, 1930's In-law, avail Now. No pets allowed, Street parking only, call Florence at (415) 722-9652, more info at: metrorent.com/335678.
$2350 Noe Valley - 2 BR, 1 BA, Marina-style Flat, avail 3/20/03. Garden, Pets Negotiable, Street parking only, call Maureen at (415) 647-2569, more info at: metrorent.com/336755.
$1700 Noe Valley - 1 BR, 1 BA, 1950's Apartment, avail 4/1/03. No pets allowed, Garaged parking, call Andy at (650) 356-5362, more info at: metrorent.com/335757.
$2100 Russian Hill - 2 BR, 1.5 BA, Marina Flat, avail Now. No pets allowed, Garaged parking, call Bill at (925) 202-5963, more info at: metrorent.com/336948

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$1550 Duboce Triangle - 2 BR, 1 BA, Victorian Apartment, avail Now. Garden, Cat OK, Street parking only, call Michael at (415) 621-5951, more info at: metrorent.com/337007
$1325 Duboce Triangle - 1 BR, 1 BA, Victorian Apartment, avail Now. Cat OK, Street parking only, call Michael at (415) 621-5951, more info at: metrorent.com/337003
$1200 Duboce Triangle - 1 BR, 1 BA, Victorian Apartment, avail Now. Cat OK, Street parking only, call Michael at (415) 621-5951, more info at: metrorent.com/337004
$1225 Duboce Triangle - 1 BR, 1 BA, Victorian Apartment, avail Now. Cat OK, Street parking only, call Michael at (415) 621-5951, more info at: metrorent.com/337006
$1350 Bernal Heights - 1 BR, 1 BA, Victorian Apartment, avail Now. Balcony, No pets allowed, Street parking only, call Carlos at (415) 826-1227, more info at: metrorent.com/337049
$3000 Upper Nob Hill - 3 BR, 2 BA, 1920's Flat, avail 4/1/03. Yard/Patio, No pets allowed, Street parking only, call Carlo at (415) 681-5213, more info at: metrorent.com/337071.
$2200 South of Market - 2 BR, 1.5 BA, Edwardian Flat, avail Now. Garden / Deck, Pets Welcome, Off-street parking, call Jim at (415) 355-9100, more info at: metrorent.com/337125.

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$2250 Parkside - 2 BR, 1 BA, Mediterranean Townhouse, avail 4/1/03. Garden/Deck, Pets Welcome, Private garage, call Ruvim at (415) 586-1155, more info at: metrorent.com/337194.
$1695 NOE VALLEY - 2BR, 1BA. Cat Ok. Features: Garage, Fireplace, Washer / Dryer, Dishwasher, View. (#81748) - Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2300 vacancies in San Francisco (60 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing through us we offer a money-back guarantee!
$1350 CASTRO/EUREKA VALLEY - 1BR, 1BA. Pets Ok. Apartment Features: Fireplace, W/D, Dishwasher, Disposal, HW Floors, View. (#81749) - Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2300 vacancies in San Francisco (60 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing through us we offer a money-back guarantee!
$1875 BUENA VISTA - 2BR, 2BA. Flat Features: HW Floors, Garden, Views. (#81754) - Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2300 vacancies in San Francisco (60 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing through us we offer a money-back guarantee!

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$935 CASTRO/EUREKA VALLEY - Studio. Apartment Features: W/D, Disposal, HW Floors, Yard. (#81919) - Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2300 vacancies in San Francisco (60 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing through us we offer a money-back guarantee!
$775 NOB HILL - Studio. Apartment Features: HW Floors, Garden. (#81994) - Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2300 vacancies in San Francisco (60 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing through us we offer a money-back guarantee!
$979 PACIFIC HEIGHTS - Studio. Pets Ok. Apartment Features: W/D, HW Floors, Yard. (#82027) - Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2300 vacancies in San Francisco (60 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing through us we offer a money-back guarantee!
$1200 RUSSIAN HILL - 1BR 1BA. (#81853) - Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2300 vacancies in San Francisco (60 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing through us we offer a money-back guarantee!
Marlton Manor in SF is opening it's waiting list and will accept applications for HUD-subsidized Single Occupancy Rooms. Applicants must meet HUD qualifying guidelines and The Marlton Manor Resident selection Criteria. Applications will be distributed from March 24 to March 28, 2003 from 8:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. at: The Marlton Manor 240 Jones Street San Francisco, CA 94102 or call 415-522-5370 for an application. Applications will be accepted in person from March 31, 2003 to April 4, 2003 during office hours: 8:00 am to 5:00 pm at 240 Jones Street or by U.S. Mail postmarked by April 4, 2003. A RANDOM DRAWING WILL BE HELD ON April 9, 2003. EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY

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Rental Housing, East Bay
$1625 Hayward - 3 BR, 2 BA, Victorian House, avail Now. Garden, Pets Negotiable, Garaged parking, call Mike at (510) 494-2654, more info at: metrorent.com/336570.
$1475 South Berkeley - 2 BR, 1 BA, 1920's Duplex, avail 4/1/03. Yard, Pets Welcome, Off-street parking, call Kathleen at (650) 726-3076, more info at: metrorent.com/336596.
$1275 South Berkeley - 2 BR, 1 BA, 1920's Duplex, avail 4/1/03. Porch, Pets Negotiable, Street parking only, call Kathleen at (650) 726-3076, more info at: metrorent.com/336598.
$1600 Rockridge - Studio, 1 BA, Craftsman Guest house, avail 4/1/03. Patio, Will consider cat, Private Parking Space, call Susan at (510) 601-1367, more info at: metrorent.com/336600.

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$1300 Concord - 2 BR, 1 BA, Ranch Duplex, avail 4/1/03. Garden / Deck, Pets Negotiable, Garaged parking, call Terri at (925) 943-6120, more info at: metrorent.com/336906.
$1200 Piedmont Ave - 2 BR, 1 BA, 1960's Apartment, avail 4/1/03. No pets allowed, Street parking only, call Sidhu at (510) 339-1761, more info at: metrorent.com/336966
$2195 Kensington - 2 BR, 1 BA, 1920's House, avail 4/1/03. Garden, Dog negotiable - Cat OK, Private garage, call Gillian at (510) 526-2402, more info at: metrorent.com/337101.

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Rental Housing, Other
$1450 Guerneville BEAUTIFUL Russian River 2BR 2BA condo w/ofc, wdstv, REF, W/D, patio & deck, River access. Avail April 1 Nancy (707)527-8533
$1900 Excelsior HOUSE for rent 2 bed 1 bonus room 1-1/2 ba 1 car grg quite neigh vu dtn sf sec 8 ok cat ok (925)681-2646

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Live/Work Space
$882 SOMA SF 400 Sq. ft., 1 ba. Min. 6 mo. lease. Move in now. 1st + last deposit. (415) 260-8469
Live Work Spaces. Oakland near Fruitvale BART. Kitchen. Full Bath. 2 @ 1900 square feet & 1 @ 1700 square feet. $1700 & $1900/month. (510) 536-9828. SIGN NOW FOR FREE MARCH RENT!
Live Work Spaces. Oakland near Fruitvale BART. Kitchen. Full Bath. 2 @ 1900 square feet & 1 @ 1700 square feet. $1700 & $1900/month. (510) 536-9828. SIGN NOW FOR FREE MARCH RENT!

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Commercial Rentals
SF brand new sunny office/loft. 425 sq. feet. $425/month in industrial building. (415) 637-3613.

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Vacation Rentals
Come To Hawaii
Discover hidden secrets of the Big Island, Choose a lovely affordable vacation rental home. www.hawaiiislandrentals.com (808)965-6299

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Travel Services
Yankee Clipper Travel
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Ole Travel. 800-559-5192
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Fly with style and save! www.airticketmasters.com (800) 204-9693 We have over 70 million names stored in our database. You name it we go it! Inexpensive car rental rate.
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Yankee Clipper Travel 1-866-356-2260. Las Vegas Packages Available. Cruises also Available. Yankeeclippertravel.com. cst# 2057689-40 ... See our ad in the travel section for other destinations.
Its your trip, take it!! STA Travel Specials to: London, Paris, Frankfurt, Amsterdam and Madrid. See our ad in this weeks Travel Section for other destinations. cst# 1017560-40. (415) 391-8407 36 Geary St. (650) 322-4790 267 University Ave. www.statravel.com
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