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| Used
Cars & Trucks |
| $1900 93 MITSUBISHI - Eclipse GS 2-door. 80K
superclean, white color, auto all-power, minor body work. (415)
775-9607 |
| '99 Jeep Grand Cherokee Loredo 4WD. 38K, 6 cylinder,
green, automatic. $15,000 Mario (415) 824-9380 |
| San Francisco Toyota 877-GET-APPROVED Live in the city?
Need a new/used vehicle? Bankruptcy, Collections, Late Payments,
or simply bad luck? Why drive 25 miles? WE CAN HELP YOU RIGHT NOW!
24 Hours/7 Days a Week 877-438-2777 |
| 2002 Toyota Sienna CE- 13K mile, Blue Body, Cruise
Control, Power Window and Door Looks, Rear Air, Roof Rack, Must
Sell, $18900 650-619-2247 San Mateo
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Service Station |
| B & W Brakes - Brake and Wheel Service Center, Complete
Automotive Service Since 1978. 3260 26th Street, between Folsom
and South Van Ness. (415) 285-2439.
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Body
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Acupressure |
| On Hon Beauty Health Center Chinese traditional
body Acupressure treatment, full body acupressure $35 per hour,
foot Reflexology $25 per hour for appointment call 415-397-2398
located at 638 Broadway SF
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Astrology |
Zodiacsmack.com
A fresh take astrology website. Horoscopes, celebrity profiles,
love/ SEX advice. As always, talkin' smack about the zodiac.
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Classes |
KUNDALINI YOGA
Kundalini yoga uses breath, posture and mantra to quickly channel
healing, rejuvenating energy to the body's organ systems and energy
centers. Ideal for beginners as well as seasoned practitioners.
Ongoing Classes Every TUESDAY 7:00-9:00 PM at the SF LGBT Community
Center 1800 Market St; $10 donation requested, prepay discount $50/Six
classes. No one turned away for lack of funds. Info: 415-695-1265
or www.Luxnoir.com.
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Certified Massage
Therapy |
San Mateo/Airport
Full body therapeutic massage for men by exp'd CMT. Joe (650) 347-2937. |
Fireside Massage
Unique, unhurried Swedish massage for men. 5 years experience. Pacific
Heights. Johnny (415) 505-3060. |
DYNAMIC Health & Healing
Offers massage which is healthy and healing to the body. Noe Valley,
Non-Sexual. (415) 954-3632. |
| Asian Shiatsu & Swedish by nurturing CMT. Call
Julia if you wish to float away to paradise. In/Out. SF/East Bay.
(510) 387-6639 or (415) 309-7511. |
Massage For Men
FULL BODY Swedish - Trager - Deep Tissue Call Jef at (415) 706-1630.
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A French Woman's Massage
Gives you Strength, Serenity & Happiness. Body Shampoo Available.
Dominique (415) 641-1405 www.lifecoachsf.com. |
Swedish Massage Therapy
Healing, relaxing, luxury massage. Hotel, home, office. Also avail.:
deep tissue, sports, or combo (415) 469-0577 |
| Asian Muscle Massage. Experience Ecstasy in the hands
of a certified professional. Rick CMT. SF In/Out Calls. (415) 561-0170.
13 yrs. experience. |
Tantric Massage
Soft, sensual, strong, and caring. In peaceful home near Sebastopol.
Very discreet CMT (707) 529-1187 |
| JOY Healing Arts. Therapeutic Integrated Massage: Swedish
- Shiatsu - Thai - Deep Tissue - Cranial Sacral. Introductory Special:
60 Minute Massage $49. 2169 Folsom Street, Annex 200 (between 17th
and 18th Street), no walk-ins please. 415-552-1350. www.joyhealingarts.com |
Swedish European Massage
I can help you! Release your tensions. Access your potential for
happiness. Call Nichele (415) 722-5195
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RESTORE VITALITY
Deep Tissue w/oil & Tui Na CMT, 10 yrs. experience. Call David
@ (415) 310-6510 |
Massage for Men
Swedish Warm Oil/ Shiatsu - Relax and Let Go!! Adam CMT. Gift Certificates.
(415) 552-6677. |
Sensuous Touch Massage
Relax your body, heal your mind, renew your spirit. . Certified
Holistic Massage Therapy Also hiring. (415) 469-9328
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Coaching |
FLIRTING Recipient WANTED
Retreats and Phone/ Email Coaching. Find Your Soulmate/ Save Your
Marriage. BigSurRetreats@cs.com, 1-888-424-0180, www.SaveYourLoveLife.bigstep.com
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Counseling |
| Bay Area Depression & Anxiety Treatment Center. Specialists
in Cognitive Therapy for depression & anxiety. Call for free self-test
and brochure. (415) 550-1550 |
Affordable Psychotherapy
Safe, supportive environment. Experienced post-masters interns.
BAPS/Oak Creek Counseling Center. Locations in SF & East Bay. Fees:
$25-90. Call 1-888-649-9320. T. Michahelles, M.F.T.#23074, Director.
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Relat hip Counseling
Therapy focused on intimate relationship issues: current battles/
impasses; history of long-standing relationship problems: trouble
forming or staying in relationships; unresolved childhood issues
that continue to haunt you. Individual/ couples; Saturday hours.
Carol Gould, MFT (415) 826-5435. |
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HYPNOSIS
Create lasting change easily! Stop smoking, increase self-esteem,
overcome life challenges. Dara Tuell is a Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist
and Holistic Counselor. (415) 939-4442. (Hypnotherapy is a self-regulated
profession, not state licensed.)
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| ORACLE: Your questions answered - clearly, accurately,
honestly, by Tarot and other means. 23 years experience. 510-546-1193
or email BrassTacksTarot@aol.com |
Does It Hurt Inside?
So bad you can't let anyone see? Julie Armer, MA, LMFT. Gentle,
practical individual/ couples therapy. (415) 882-1161 Noe Valley.
www.PersonalChange.org |
Learn Ejaculation Control
In one hour. (650) 323-4227 www.BlissTantra.com |
VIDA Recovery & Counseling Services
We offer a creative approach to Psychotherapy and Addiction Treatment.
Services are confidential. Days, evenings, weekends. Sliding Scale.
Call (415) 531-5686 or (415) 905-5797. |
OVEREATING?
When you find stuffing feelings & turning to food for comfort stops
working...Compassionate & Effective Therapy. Ellen Dekker, MFT (415)
979-6830.
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Dating Services |
Meeting Game¨ Salon
Meet Singles, a few at a time, at evenings of short, thought-provoking,
conversations and ice-breakers. ALSO: 10-Minute Datingª - (415)
789-7887, www.MeetingGame.com. |
Your AsianConnection
Asian/ American Dating Service. Combining Traditional Matchmaking
With the Ease of the Internet. The only on-line service with a local
office. Monthly Singles Parties. Your Asian Connection, Inc. Call
(408) 446-1824. www.yourasianconnection.com |
Singles Wanted!
Table For Six Total Adventures has over 8000 diverse, friendly
members in the Greater Bay Area for you to meet. The Best Way To
Meet Exciting Singles. Call 1-888-640-4646, www.tableforsix.com |
| www.IMPACTDATE.com Speed Dating in San Francisco. Meet
Your Soul Mate or Have 10 Fun Dates at a Great New Place! Sun 3/30
Ages 35-45
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Family Services |
Family Fertility Center
We provide access to two of the most modern options available for
bringing a baby into the family: Egg Donation and Surrogacy. (925)
977-4850 or www.surromother.com |
Be an Egg Donor!
Women of all Races, Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking
dependable, healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call
1-800-734-2015 or request info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com. |
Be Someone's Miracle
Egg donation $5500, Surrogacy $22,000. Help an infertile couple
create a family! Donors must be N/S, N/D 21-30. Surrogates must
be N/S, N/D and have at least one child. Call to listen to our information
line: Donor (415) 455-4626, Surrogates (415) 485-1969. |
ADOPTION WORKS!
Sail right through the adoption process with our help! We've assisted
birthmothers like yourself--wishing to find a perfect couple to
raise & love their newborn. Many $ secure, happy couples waiting
for the challenges of parenting. Give us a call for resumes/photos
or to meet them! $ assistance. Diane Michelsen Adoption & Surrogacy
Law Office. 800-877-1990/www.lodm.com.
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Fitness |
| Fitness Focus For WomenWeight loss/control,
body sculpting, strength, cardiovascular and pilates. Unique CUSTOMIZED
personal training programs that come to you at your home or office.
Reach your health and fitness goals at your location and at your
convenience. All equipment provided, all levels welcome. (415) 710-2013
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Health |
Advertise!
Reach over 600,000 weekly Bay Guardian readers in Body & Soul, our
weekly guide to healthy living in the Bay Area. Call Classifieds
today at (415) 255-7600.
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HIV |
We offer MORE for LESS
We are currently studying the safety and effectiveness of an investigational
formulation of marketed HIV drugs when given in combination with
other HIV drugs. If you are 18+, HIV+ and are not taking any anti-HIV
drugs, you may qualify. All study related office visits, medical
exams, and study medications are free. FOR MORE INFO CONTACT: Stephen
Becker, MD. of Pacific Horizon Medical Group at (415) 292-5477 x480.
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Bodywork |
| Holiday Acupressure Center-Many new, young pretty masseuses.
Good massages. Deep Tissue, stress reduction, pain relief. Oakland:
1714 Franklin St. @17th 510-444-3888 Walnut Creek: 1399 Ygnacio
Valley Road@ Tampico, Suite 9 925-933-3600 After 10 visits get 30
min. free.
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Homeopathy |
IN-HOME CARE
SF only - $250/mo. Incl: weekly visits, remedies, and advice. Classical
Homeopath, Robert Lee Dalpe (415) 819-0124 or RLD@OnlineHomeopath.com.
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Hypnotherapy |
Hypnosis Healing
Relieve stress and anxiety in your life and free yourself from old
patterns. Tap into your inner-powers and be emotionally and physically
renewed. Caring/ safe environment. Nina Glaser, Hypnotherapist.
(415) 516-2133.
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Medical |
| ALL ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIRS - New - No cost to you if
eligible. Medicare accepted. Wheelchairs and Powerchairs (scooter-style)
"We treat you right!" Call 7 days. (800) 835-3155. (CAL*SCAN)
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Pilates |
| FIRST CLASS FREE! Tri-level Fitness is a therapeutic
exercise class that targets the core muscles of your body in order
to improve your strength, posture, and overall fitness. Call: (510)644-2066
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Psychics |
| Psychic Readings by Lena One Visit and you'll
be Convinced! Lena helps with problems such as love, marriage, business,
health etc. All types of readings 99% accuracy. Also clears negative
energy. Born Gifted! (415) 379-1941
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Religion/Spirituality |
| Need help planning your Big Fat Jewish Seder? Visit
www.jholidays.org or call Jewish Community Information & Referral
at (415) 777- 4545.
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Retreats |
REJUVENATE!
3-day to 3-wk customized natural programs at our peaceful N. Idaho
retreat. (208) 762-3126. www.fusionmedispa.com
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Sexuality |
Not A Condom!
Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy
and infection. Paid study for couples to test diaphragm with either
the gel or regular spermicide as birth control for 7-12 months.
Call 1-800-300-5767 - SF and East Bay locations. |
Bikram Yoga
Eagle posture - come improve the mechanics of your sexual organs.
Don't delay in living a more satisfying life. Don't you deserve
it? Sweaty, hot yoga is waiting for you. Why wait - Try Bikram Yoga
today.
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Skin Care |
Microderm. & Natural Face Lifts
$75 Special! Inner and Outer Health and Beauty Treatments make you
look and feel younger. Call Dr. Moira Casey at Potrero Hill Healing
Arts. (415) 250-3151 or www.healingtouch.hssites.com.
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Spas |
| MARIN SAUNA - San Rafael. Dry Sauna, Body Shampoo,
Massage for Men and Women. Open daily 10am - 10pm. 817-B 4th Street,
San Rafael - (415) 456-6555. Now Hiring Masseuses.
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Vision/Eye
Care |
Site For Sore Eyes
Designer frames - fully discounted. Contact lenses - in stock. Board
Certified Optometrist. Accept most recognized insurance plans. 140
Battery 415-421-2020, 901 Market 415-495-2020, 300 West Portal Ave
415-753-8511
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Support Groups |
| RECOVERY, INC. Self-Help Mental Health. For
panic attacks, depression, phobias, other nervous symptoms & fears.
Weekly. Free. (510) 482-5808
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Wicca |
Witchcraft
Rev. JoEllen Talley MA, MA, MFCC, CHT, CST offers private consultation
and custom spell work. No problem too big, too small, or too weird.
(415) 485-3818. |
| Gay Men's Wiccan Coven now forming in San Francisco.
Open. Ongoing. All Traditions. All levels of Experience. Contact
sfgaycoven@hotmail.com
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Yoga/Meditation |
| Pretzel's School of Yoga Pretzel's an international
teacher with 25+ years exp. 485A Carolina Street, SF (415)626-9642
or visit us at www.pretzels-yoga.com
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Bulletin
Board |
PASS ANY DRUG TEST
Urine, blood, hair follicle or saliva. Toll Free 800-733-4429
www.ipassedmydrugtest.com
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**Event Space For Rent
**Perfect Event Space
Perfect 5,000 sq. ft. space available for your Art shows, Film shooting,
Corporate parties. Includes Full sound system, bar & much more!
near California/Van Ness. Call Joe: (415) 474-6968. |
GAYSPERMBANK.COM
DONORS NEEDED to play "Uncle". (510) 523-7737. |
Be An Angel & Donate Eggs
Age 21-30, Generous Compen- sation! FFC 1-800-939-OVUM
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SMART IS SEXY!
The Right Stuff. Date fellow graduates & faculty of Stanford, UCB,
the Ivies, Caltech, Claremeont Colleges & a few others!
www.rightstuffdating.com THE RIGHT STUFF 1-800-988-5288.
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A R T I S T S
Painters, photographers, sculptors, fine artists! Learn to survive
& prosper with the Taking the Leap program, a business school for
artists. Beginners to advanced. Call today: (510) 653-1655 |
Women of all Races
Be An Egg Donor!
Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy,
non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request
info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com
www.sffertility.com |
Hawaii $129 O.W.
Mexico/Caribbean $125 O.W., all taxes included. www.airtech.com,
(212) 219-7000. www.airtech.com |
Car Accident?
FREE REPORT reveals what you need to know BEFORE you settle your
case or speak with anyone. Call TOLL FREE 1-800-716-1102 24 hr.
Recorded Message.
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NOT A CONDOM
Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy
and infection. Couples who join a major, federally funded study
will test a diaphragm with either the gel or regular spermicide
as birth control for 7-12 months.
Up to $500 Plus
FREE supplies, movie passes, CDS and video rentals.
For Information on the BufferGel Study Please Call 1-800-300-5767
SF and East Bay Locations Available. |
Sex Taking Over Your Life?
Counseling for men w/compulsive sexual behavior. George Collins,
M.A, 925-932-0201. |
AIKIDO - 16 Intro Classes $75
(415) 643-8407. www.heartaikido.com. |
Immigration Attorney
Free consultation. Richard Kolomejec (415) 433-7205 |
UCSF Oral Sex & HIV Study
Do you perform oral sex on men? Do you wonder about your risk of
being infected with HIV this way? Interested in participating in
a UCSF research study? Call 1-877-ORAL-HIV to find out more.
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Be Your Own Lawyer
THE MORE YOU DO THE LESS IT COSTS. General Business, Wills,
Contracts & Leases, Immigration. Susan Petro, Atty. At Law, (415)
586-3066. |
GOT MAJOR DEBT?
Let us represent you in negotiating your entire balances and
payments down to 52% of what you owe. New: CREDIT FICO SCORE restoration
program. Call Debt Settlement Solutions today at (650) 323-9005/6
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100% HERBAL GAIN 1"-3" GUARANTEED TOTALLY CONFIDENTIAL ONLY $62.90
CK/MO/CASH/CARDS LANSING LABORATORIES 422 ELMWOOD #2 LANSING, MI
48917 (800) 369-4699 24 hrs. WWW.ANDROENLARGE.COM
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UCLA EATING DISORDER STUDY
If you have or ever had anorexia nervosa, you and your family members
may be eligible for a research study on the genetics of eating disorders
conducted by Dr. Michael Strober. Receive $150. Phone (310) 825-9822 |
BANKRUPTCY - CH. 13 & 7
Low Fees; 33 years experience
Patrick McNamara, Attorney (415) 239-4085 (510) 893-7383 www.McN4BKLAW.com
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Slippery Nipples, Screaming Orgasms and 159 other great cocktails.
Get a sexy new career in 2 weeks at...
SF SCHOOL OF BARTENDING
Lowest tuition in SF! Job placement assistance incl. Attend an intro
class for FREE! 760 Market Street (Next to the Virgin Megastore)
(415) 362-1116 www.sfbartending.com |
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