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Moon Signs
By Sally Cragin


You can really grow to love the waning moon, which can be a useful influence in the modern world. Those of you who are knee-deep in clutter and confusion may find that this final phase, between last quarter and new, is a time of great simplification. No, you don't need the 1998 prospectus for your 401(k). No, you don't need to have coffee with the office acquaintance from two jobs ago (unless you're networking). Yes, you can say, "I think I'll take a pass on the bowling night, though it sounds like fun." Folks who are secret wet blankets live for this week. So rest up, y'all. And don't forget that the dark of the moon (March 31) is a time when risky behavior can carry a penalty – be cautious, and stick to the speed limit.

Wednesday, March 26 Waning moon in Capricorn/Aquarius. A lengthy void-of-course suggests the smart people stay flexible, no matter how much pressure there is to "stick to it." Stick to it, whatever it is. Especially you earthlings. Capricorns, don't let the fire- and air-sign people make you crazy; give them elbow room. Aquarians, the magic word is "new." How many new things can you have in your life from now through Friday? VOC 10:16 a.m. to 4:51 p.m.

Thursday, March 27 Waning moon in Aquarius. It's an excellent day to eat lightly – feed your imagination instead, particularly you air-sign folks. Have you guys been in a social rut? Think about widening your range of acquaintances, especially Aquarians: you're often at your best with new folks. Leos, you may try harder, which could have less satisfactory results than not trying at all.

Friday, March 28 Waning moon in Aquarius, Venus moves into Pisces. Folklore says this is a good time to set fence posts and poles – good fences make good neighbors? That will be true for Taureans and Scorpios. It's a good day to research components for your computer, but not so good to purchase them. VOC 12:27 p.m. to 1:26 a.m.

Saturday, March 29 Waning moon in Pisces. A low-energy weekend for some (Geminis, Virgos, and Sagittarians, who may be looking for a fight). A perceptive weekend for others (like water-sign people). Pisces, you may have that "got to do it all" feeling, but be very careful to build in rest periods; you could burn out before Monday. The good news is that this is an excellent time for all artistic pursuits, especially in the visual arts. Don't you have some duct tape lying around? Perfect craft material.

Sunday, March 30 Waning moon in Pisces. Though not a good day for keeping secrets, it's excellent for writing that ode about the war you've been musing over. Cancers, you're halfway through a six-week period in which trying harder doesn't get you what you want. Today, try to appreciate the people on your side who need your support – there are plenty. VOC 10:59 p.m. to 12:04 p.m. tomorrow.

Monday, March 31 Dark of the moon in Pisces. You may think the week is starting, but it's not. Be suspicious of those who are ready to roar forward – stick with those who are wishy-washy (how often do I write that?). Taureans, if you need to make excuses and gracefully withdraw, don't hesitate. Seriously, though, expect the unexpected in terms of the unusual e-mail or the half-garbled message. Don't leap to conclusions – and don't leap in general. This can be an accident-prone period. VOC until 12:04 p.m.

Tuesday, April 1 New moon in Aries. April fools like nothing else. What's that Eliot line about cruelest month? This is an excellent day for fresh starts, particularly for Aries who're fed up with being misled by people who take "the long-term view." Romance for Leos looks especially fizzy, especially if you're involved with a water-sign person who needs to steam things up to keep it interesting.
  KEY TO SALLY CRAGIN’S MOON SIGNS
This horoscope uses the passage of the moon as much as the sun to provide a forecast, and thus it’s applicable to everyone. However, the specific signs mentioned in each day’s forecast are receiving special attention from the universe. Each week all 12 signs will be mentioned, usually more than once.

When the moon is in your sun sign, you are beginning a new 28-day cycle. During that period expect really wide emotional swings. When the moon is opposite your sun sign, expect difficulties with your preferred gender, authority figures, and your better angel. When the moon is in Aries, it opposes Libra. Other oppositions are Taurus-Scorpio, Gemini-Sagittarius, Cancer-Capricorn, Leo-Aquarius, and Virgo-Pisces. The moon takes about two and a half days to cruise through a sign.

Still with me? Finally, as the moon changes sign, it will sometimes become “void of course.” This means it ceases to make major angles to planets. Consider this a null time, and try to avoid business decisions until this period is over. If you’ve got to make a move, stay skeptical. But it’s terrific for making art. All void-of-course times are pacific daylight. Visit www.moonsigns.net for more information. .