April 9, 2003

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Body and Soul
Auto /Transportation

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Email Classifieds
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Used Cars & Trucks
San Francisco Toyota 877-GET-APPROVED Live in the city? Need a new/used vehicle? Bankruptcy, Collections, Late Payments, or simply bad luck? Why drive 25 miles? WE CAN HELP YOU RIGHT NOW! 24 Hours/7 Days a Week 877-438-2777
2002 Toyota Sienna CE- 13K mile, Blue Body, Cruise Control, Power Window and Door Looks, Rear Air, Roof Rack, Must Sell, $18900 650-619-2247 San Mateo
'98 BMW M3 - 4Dr Sedan, Silver w/black leather interior, power seats, sunroof, loaded, 6 CD changer, 65K, very clean. Must sell. $24,300. (650) 465-2499.

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Service Station
B & W Brakes - Brake and Wheel Service Center, Complete Automotive Service Since 1978. 3260 26th Street, between Folsom and South Van Ness. (415) 285-2439.

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Body & Soul
Acupressure
On Hon Beauty Health Center Chinese traditional body Acupressure treatment, full body acupressure $35 per hour, foot Reflexology $25 per hour for appointment call 415-397-2398 located at 638 Broadway SF

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Astrology
Zodiacsmack.com
A fresh take astrology website. Horoscopes, celebrity profiles, love/ SEX advice. As always, talkin' smack about the zodiac.

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Classes
KUNDALINI YOGA
Kundalini yoga uses breath, posture and mantra to quickly channel healing, rejuvenating energy to the body's organ systems and energy centers. Ideal for beginners as well as seasoned practitioners. Ongoing Classes Every TUESDAY 7:00-9:00 PM at the SF LGBT Community Center 1800 Market St; $10 donation requested, prepay discount $50/Six classes. No one turned away for lack of funds. Info: 415-695-1265 or www.Luxnoir.com.

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Certified Massage Therapy
San Mateo/Airport
Full body therapeutic massage for men by exp'd CMT. Joe (650) 347-2937.
DYNAMIC Health & Healing
Offers massage which is healthy and healing to the body. Noe Valley, Non-Sexual. (415) 954-3632.
Asian Shiatsu & Swedish by nurturing CMT. Call Julia if you wish to float away to paradise. In/Out. SF/East Bay. (510) 387-6639 or (415) 309-7511.
Massage For Men
FULL BODY Swedish - Trager - Deep Tissue Call Jef at (415) 706-1630.
A French Woman's Massage
Gives you Strength, Serenity & Happiness. Body Shampoo Available. Dominique (415) 641-1405 www.lifecoachsf.com.
Swedish Massage Therapy
Healing, relaxing, luxury massage. Hotel, home, office. Also avail.: deep tissue, sports, or combo (415) 469-0577

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Asian Muscle Massage. Experience Ecstasy in the hands of a certified professional. Rick CMT. SF In/Out Calls. (415) 561-0170. 13 yrs. experience.
Tantric Massage
Soft, sensual, strong, and caring. In peaceful home near Sebastopol. Very discreet CMT (707) 529-1187
JOY Healing Arts. Therapeutic Integrated Massage: Swedish - Shiatsu - Thai - Deep Tissue - Cranial Sacral. Introductory Special: 60 Minute Massage $49. 2169 Folsom Street, Annex 200 (between 17th and 18th Street), no walk-ins please. 415-552-1350. www.joyhealingarts.com. License# 000512.
RESTORE VITALITY
Deep Tissue w/oil & Tui Na CMT, 10 yrs. experience. Call David @ (415) 310-6510
Massage for Men
Swedish Warm Oil/ Shiatsu - Relax and Let Go!! Adam CMT. Gift Certificates. (415) 552-6677.
REJUVENATE
Swedish - Deep Tissue - Energy Rebalancing. Incall Presidio. Adam @ (415) 613-1699
Relax, Heal, Renew
Relax your body. Heal your mind. Renew your spirit. Certified Holistic Massage Therapy. Hotel, home, office. (415) 469-9328
Therapeudic Massage
Swedish, Thai Stretching, Pressure Points by CMT. Call Marina (415) 425-4447

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Coaching
FLIRTING Recipient WANTED
Retreats and Phone/ Email Coaching. Find Your Soulmate/ Save Your Marriage. BigSurRetreats@cs.com, 1-888-424-0180, www.SaveYourLoveLife.bigstep.com

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Counseling
Affordable Psychotherapy
Safe, supportive environment. Experienced post-masters interns. BAPS/Oak Creek Counseling Center. Locations in SF & East Bay. Fees: $25-90. Call 1-888-649-9320. T. Michahelles, M.F.T.#23074, Director.
Relationship Counseling
Therapy focused on intimate relationship issues: current battles/ impasses; history of long-standing relationship problems: trouble forming or staying in relationships; unresolved childhood issues that continue to haunt you. Individual/ couples; Saturday hours. Carol Gould, MFT (415) 826-5435.
HYPNOSIS
Create lasting change easily! Stop smoking, increase self-esteem, overcome life challenges. Dara Tuell is a Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist and Holistic Counselor. (415) 939-4442. (Hypnotherapy is a self-regulated profession, not state licensed.)
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED - accurate, honest readings/advice. 23 years experience; will travel; available for students & events. Call for free intro reading 510-546-1193
Does It Hurt Inside?
So bad you can't let anyone see? Julie Armer, MA, LMFT. Gentle, practical individual/ couples therapy. (415) 882-1161 Noe Valley. www.PersonalChange.org

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VIDA Recovery & Counseling Services
We offer a creative approach to Psychotherapy and Addiction Treatment. Services are confidential. Days, evenings, weekends. Sliding Scale. Call (415) 531-5686 or (415) 905-5797.
OVEREATING?
When you find stuffing feelings & turning to food for comfort stops working...Compassionate & Effective Therapy. Ellen Dekker, MFT (415) 979-6830.
Bay Area Depression & Anxiety Treatment Center. Specialists in Cognitive Therapy for depression & anxiety. Call for free self-test and brochure. (415) 550-1550

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Dance
Tango at the Baobab Tango classes for the next generation. Sundays 3-4:30 at Bissap Baobab 2323 Mission. For info (415) 378-9752

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Dating Services
Meeting Game¨ Salon
Meet Singles, a few at a time, at evenings of short, thought-provoking, conversations and ice-breakers. ALSO: 10-Minute Datingª - (415) 789-7887, www.MeetingGame.com.
Your AsianConnection
Asian/ American Dating Service. Combining Traditional Matchmaking With the Ease of the Internet. The only on-line service with a local office. Monthly Singles Parties. Your Asian Connection, Inc. Call (408) 446-1824. www.yourasianconnection.com
Singles Wanted!
Table For Six Total Adventures has over 8000 diverse, friendly members in the Greater Bay Area for you to meet. The Best Way To Meet Exciting Singles. Call 1-888-640-4646, www.tableforsix.com
IMPACT DATE
Speed Dating in San Francisco. Ten People for Ten Minutes. Exciting New Venues Weekly! www.IMPACTDATE.com (415) 378-2900

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Family Services
Family Fertility Center
We provide access to two of the most modern options available for bringing a baby into the family: Egg Donation and Surrogacy. (925) 977-4850 or www.surromother.com
Be an Egg Donor!
Women of all Races, Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com.
Be Someone's Miracle
Egg donation $5500, Surrogacy $22,000. Help an infertile couple create a family! Donors must be N/S, N/D 21-30. Surrogates must be N/S, N/D and have at least one child. Call to listen to our information line: Donor (415) 455-4626, Surrogates (415) 485-1969.
ADOPTION WORKS!
Sail right through the adoption process with our help! We've assisted birthmothers like yourself--wishing to find a perfect couple to raise & love their newborn. Many $ secure, happy couples waiting for the challenges of parenting. Give us a call for resumes/photos or to meet them! $ assistance. Diane Michelsen Adoption & Surrogacy Law Office. 800-877-1990/www.lodm.com.

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Fitness
Temple Fitness Private personal training. 4 sessions $90. 2107 Van Ness Suite #7. By appointment only. Contact Rick at (415) 359-9693 or (415) 846-9194

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Health
Advertise!
Reach over 600,000 weekly Bay Guardian readers in Body & Soul, our weekly guide to healthy living in the Bay Area. Call Classifieds today at (415) 255-7600.
Save up to 86% on your prescriptions by ordering through Canada. YOUR CANADIAN ADVANTAGE DRUGSTORE. Website: www.cadrugs.com Call toll free: 1-877-513-0880. (CAL*SCAN)

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HIV
We offer MORE for LESS
We are currently studying the safety and effectiveness of an investigational formulation of marketed HIV drugs when given in combination with other HIV drugs. If you are 18+, HIV+ and are not taking any anti-HIV drugs, you may qualify. All study related office visits, medical exams, and study medications are free. FOR MORE INFO CONTACT: Stephen Becker, MD. of Pacific Horizon Medical Group at (415) 292-5477 x480.

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Bodywork
Fireside Massage
Unique, unhurried Swedish massage for men. 5 years experience. Pacific Heights. Johnny (415) 505-3060.
exceptional massage 415-522-1909
True Healings
Holistic Massage by an earth kid with open purpose. Had an excellent teacher who taught me the value of healing without hurry. Experience includes 300 hrs. of Swedish Esalen. Dillon (415) 724-1266.
Holiday Acupressure Center-Many new, young pretty masseuses. Good massages. Deep Tissue, stress reduction, pain relief. Oakland: 1714 Franklin St. @17th 510-444-3888 Walnut Creek: 1399 Ygnacio Valley Road@ Tampico, Suite 9 925-933-3600 After 10 visits get 30 min. free.
Energy Healing
Feeling an energy block? You can restore yourself with Reiki Energy. I work on Energetic Clearing and Balancing. Benefits include, profound relaxation, emotional well-being, inner peace, and physical health. Available for Outcalls, Days/Eves. Danny, Certified Reiki Master. ReikiGuy@yahoo.com (415) 359-6377.

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Hypnotherapy
Hypnosis Healing
Relieve stress and anxiety in your life and free yourself from old patterns. Tap into your inner-powers and be emotionally and physically renewed. Caring/ safe environment. Nina Glaser, Hypnotherapist. (415) 516-2133.

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Medical
ALL ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIRS - New - No cost to you if eligible. Medicare accepted. Wheelchairs and Powerchairs (scooter-style) "We treat you right!" Call 7 days. (800) 835-3155. (CAL*SCAN)
HUGE PRESCRIPTION DRUG Savings! Call for price quote! 1-866-778-7734; www.CanadianDrugs.ca (CAL*SCAN)
VIAGRA $1.95 EACH. Diet drugs and programs. Lipitor $1.20, Contact Lenses, Premarin $0.44 - 1,000's more (No prescription needed) 1-800-975-2416; www.yousaverx.com (CAL*SCAN)

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Pilates
FIRST CLASS FREE! Tri-level Fitness is a therapeutic exercise class that targets the core muscles of your body in order to improve your strength, posture, and overall fitness. Call: (510)644-2066
Living Pilates
One-on-one Pilates training Cow Hollow. Intro $47/session (reg. $70). Cert. Instr. Traci 415.377.5807, livingpilates@hotmail.com.

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Metaphysical
Male Witch. Psychic readings and counseling. Casting and removal of spells. Contact with spirits. Call 24/7. Tom 800-419-3346. Credit/Debit Cards. Get your lover back. (AAN CAN)

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Psychics
THE LOVE DOCTOR
Powerful psychic - attract lovers. Resolve doubts - any questions. $1.30/min. **VISA** (403) 685-9551

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Religion/Spirituality
Need help planning your Big Fat Jewish Seder? Visit www.jholidays.org or call Jewish Community Information & Referral at (415) 777- 4545.

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Retreats
REJUVENATE!
3-day to 3-wk customized natural programs at our peaceful N. Idaho retreat. (208) 762-3126. www.fusionmedispa.com

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Sexuality
Not A Condom!
Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection. Paid study for couples to test diaphragm with either the gel or regular spermicide as birth control for 7-12 months. Call 1-800-300-5767 - SF and East Bay locations.
Bikram Yoga
Eagle posture - come improve the mechanics of your sexual organs. Don't delay in living a more satisfying life. Don't you deserve it? Sweaty, hot yoga is waiting for you. Why wait - Try Bikram Yoga today.
SEX & RELATIONSHIP COUNSELING
Integrating Sexuality, Spirituality, and the Psyche. Tantra Coaching, Alternative Lifestyles and Special Interest. Robin Taylor, PhD, Certified Sexologist, Peninsula Area. 1-866-888-8020.
Not in the Mood?
Maybe you could use a little confidence in the bedroom. With Prelox Blue, you can enjoy the same sexual drive, responsiveness and stamina you had in your youth. Call 1-800-892-4356 for a 24/7 recorded message about this natural product. Costs less than $1/tab.

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Skin Care
Microderm. & Natural Face Lifts
$75 Special! Inner and Outer Health and Beauty Treatments make you look and feel younger. Call Dr. Moira Casey at Potrero Hill Healing Arts. (415) 250-3151 or www.healingtouch.hssites.com.
Spas
MARIN SAUNA - San Rafael. Dry Sauna, Body Shampoo, Massage for Men and Women. Open daily 10am - 10pm. 817-B 4th Street, San Rafael - (415) 456-6555. Now Hiring Masseuses.

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Vision/Eye Care
Site For Sore Eyes
Designer frames - fully discounted. Contact lenses - in stock. Board Certified Optometrist. Accept most recognized insurance plans. 140 Battery 415-421-2020, 901 Market 415-495-2020, 300 West Portal Ave 415-753-8511

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Support Groups
RECOVERY, INC. Self-Help Mental Health. For panic attacks, depression, phobias, other nervous symptoms & fears. Weekly. Free. (510) 482-5808

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Wicca
Witchcraft
Rev. JoEllen Talley MA, MA, MFCC, CHT, CST offers private consultation and custom spell work. No problem too big, too small, or too weird. (415) 485-3818.
Gay Men's Wiccan Coven now forming in San Francisco. Open. Ongoing. All Traditions. All levels of Experience. Contact sfgaycoven@hotmail.com

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Yoga/Meditation
Pretzel's School of Yoga Pretzel's an international teacher with 25+ years exp. 485A Carolina Street, SF (415)626-9642 or visit us at www.pretzels-yoga.com

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Bulletin Board

PASS ANY DRUG TEST

Urine, blood, hair follicle or saliva. Toll Free 800-733-4429
www.ipassedmydrugtest.com
**Event Space For Rent

**Perfect Event Space

Perfect 5,000 sq. ft. space available for your Art shows, Film shooting, Corporate parties. Includes Full sound system, bar & much more! near California/Van Ness. Call Joe: (415) 474-6968.

GAYSPERMBANK.COM

DONORS NEEDED to play "Uncle". (510) 523-7737.

Be An Angel & Donate Eggs

Age 21-30, Generous Compen- sation! FFC 1-800-939-OVUM

SMART IS SEXY!

The Right Stuff. Date fellow graduates & faculty of Stanford, UCB, the Ivies, Caltech, Claremeont Colleges & a few others!
www.rightstuffdating.com THE RIGHT STUFF 1-800-988-5288.

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Women of all Races

Be An Egg Donor!
Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com
www.sffertility.com

Hawaii $129 O.W.

Mexico/Caribbean $125 O.W., all taxes included. www.airtech.com, (212) 219-7000. www.airtech.com

Car Accident?

FREE REPORT reveals what you need to know BEFORE you settle your case or speak with anyone. Call TOLL FREE 1-800-716-1102 24 hr. Recorded Message.

NOT A CONDOM

Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection. Couples who join a major, federally funded study will test a diaphragm with either the gel or regular spermicide as birth control for 7-12 months.

Up to $500 Plus

FREE supplies, movie passes, CDS and video rentals.
For Information on the BufferGel Study Please Call 1-800-300-5767
SF and East Bay Locations Available.

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AIKIDO - 16 Intro Classes $75

Begins April 27th. 3435 Cesar Chavez @ Valencia. Penny Sablove, 3rd degree black belt. (415) 643-8407.www.heartaikido.com.

Immigration Attorney

Free consultation. Richard Kolomejec (415) 433-7205

UCSF Oral Sex & HIV Study

Do you perform oral sex on men? Do you wonder about your risk of being infected with HIV this way? Interested in participating in a UCSF research study? Call 1-877-ORAL-HIV to find out more.

Be Your Own Lawyer

THE MORE YOU DO THE LESS IT COSTS. General Business, Wills, Contracts & Leases, Immigration. Susan Petro, Atty. At Law, (415) 586-3066.

GOT MAJOR DEBT?

Let us represent you in negotiating your entire balances and payments down to 52% of what you owe. New: CREDIT FICO SCORE restoration program. Call Debt Settlement Solutions today at (650) 323-9005/6

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PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILL!

100% HERBAL GAIN 1"-3" GUARANTEED TOTALLY CONFIDENTIAL ONLY $62.90 CK/MO/CASH/CARDS LANSING LABORATORIES 422 ELMWOOD #2 LANSING, MI 48917 (800) 369-4699 24 hrs. WWW.ANDROENLARGE.COM

UCLA EATING DISORDER STUDY

If you have or ever had anorexia nervosa, you and your family members may be eligible for a research study on the genetics of eating disorders conducted by Dr. Michael Strober. Receive $150. Phone (310) 825-9822

BANKRUPTCY - CH. 13 & 7

Low Fees; 33 years experience
Patrick McNamara, Attorney (415) 239-4085 (510) 893-7383 www.McN4BKLAW.com

BLOW JOBS

Slippery Nipples, Screaming Orgasms and 159 other great cocktails. Get a sexy new career in 2 weeks at...
<*C>SF SCHOOL OF BARTENDING <*J>
Lowest tuition in SF! Job placement assistance incl. Attend an intro class for FREE! 760 Market Street (Next to the Virgin Megastore) (415) 362-1116 www.sfbartending.com

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PENILE ENLARGEMENT

The #1 Selling System. Safe & Permanent. We Offer Viagara, Testosterone, Xenical & Propecia. For Information Call (619) 299-HUGE or visit us at www.DrJoelKaplan.com.

SmokePotGetPaid.com. $2,860!

Legal "Hi-Pay" Studies for all. Free Info: (415) 995-4901.
EROTIC ART Sacred Profanities Gallery 2729 San Pablo Avenue Berkeley, 510-849-4692 12-8PM, Th-Su

Be Someone's Miracle

Eggdonors $5.5K+, Surrogates $22K+
Donors ages 21-30 call (415) 455-4626, Surrogates ages 24-39 call (415) 485-1969 or jgorton@jgorton-rnjd.com www.jgorton-rnjd.com , email: jgorton@jgorton-mjd.com

** HAIR MODELS NEEDED!**

at DiPietro Todd Salon for Cutting & Color. Call (415) 693-5549

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BANKRUPTCY-LOW$

Marty Courson, Esq. 415.487.0100 www.SFlawyer.net www.sflawyer.net
Work Injury?
Local work injury victims turn to Free Report, to find out about their rights and what they need to know if they or someone they care about has been involved in an on-the-job injury. Call the toll-free 24 hr. recorded message at (800) 572-2306

Car Accident?

FREE REPORT reveals what you need to know BEFORE you settle your case or speak with anyone. Call TOLL FREE 1-800-716-1102 24 hr. Recorded Message.

**GOT ACNE??**

New laser, no drgs, creams or side-effects. (415) 392-3333

HONDAS FROM $500

Police Impounds for SALE! For Listings, call (800) 319-3323 x 2788

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BEST BOTOX!

Special $199/area (415) 990-0913 S.Word RN/T.Svensson MD CA LIC. #G80502
DRUNK DRIVING?
First offender program. Market St. 3 months, 6 months & 12 hour. Multi-lingual-Friendly-Diverse-Discreet Days, Eves & Sat. BART & MUNI (415) 296-9900 www.ncadaba.com.

Sex Taking Over Your Life?

Counseling for men w/compulsive sexual behavior. George Collins, M.A, 925-932-0201.
Want to talk? 510-865-2140

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SINGLES DANCES

www.thepartyhotline.com (415) 507-9962

SuicideGirls.com

The world famous suicide girls as seen on MTV & in SPIN magazine is looking for models in San Francisco to join our unique website! Looking for goth, punk, emo & indie girls for pinup photo shoots. $200/shoot Female Photographer R rated, not X! Contact: mitten@suicidegirls.com 510-387-7322

CAR REPOSSESSED?

by GMAC? Damages may be recoverable. We can help. I.W. New, Attorney. (415) 567-7595. Collect 92.

Sperm Bank Needs Donors

All Ethnic Groups. $60 Compensation. (415) 281-0741.

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GOT EGGS?

Our fertility center needs generous women aged 21-29 to help infertile couples start their families. You must be healthy and responsible. You can meet the couple you help. $5,000 + expenses. Call Woman to Woman Fertility Center at 1-800-314-9996.

BOOTCAMPSF.COM

Outdoor Exercise. (415) 921-8537.

Landlord Issues?

Commercial/Residential Tenants call Dave Crow, Attorney at Law (415) 552-9060.

www.PeaceButtons.info

peacebuttons.info

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Have you bought a product from a retailer recently? Do you think you've been treated unfairly? Call for free consultation! Law Offices (800) 579-1933

Type 2 Diabetes?

Research subjects needed for a 5 month UCSF study comparing 3 FDA-approved medications. We are looking for people with type 2 diabetes who are NOT on Glucophage (Metformin) or Insulin. This study includes two, 24-hour hospital stays. Free medication and payment for participation. Call (415)476-3670 x 1.

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BANKRUPTCIES CH 7 & 13

Free consultation for Bankruptcies including Chap 7 and payment plan for Chap. 13. Patrick McMahon, Attorney (415) 543-9338
WEDDING REGISTRY W/LOCAL ARTISTS
4/12,13 The Shop 113 Carl (415) 595-9484 localpatron.com

NEEDED: Men and Women with Pattern Hair Loss

Male volunteers with male pattern hair loss and female volunteers with female pattern hair loss are needed for a UCSF photographic assessment. If you have NOT used minoxidil (Rogaine) or finasteride (Propecia) within the last 12 months, are between the ages of 18 and 45, and are in good general health, you may be eligible to participate in this photographic assessment. If you qualify, you may receive free medication and financial compensation. For more information, call the UCSF Hair Research Center at (415) 476-3636 or (415) 476-3638.

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FREE SMOKING CESSATION TREATMENT

The Habit Abatement Clinic of UCSF is offering a free research treatment program for smokers. This study combines medication and counseling treatment.
For more information call: (415) 476-7455

A R T I S T S

Painters, photographers, sculptors, fine artists! Learn to survive & prosper with the Taking the Leap program, a business school for artists. Beginners to advanced. Call today: (510) 653-1655

WITNESS SOUGHT

Monday March 24, Market St. Demo, assault, arrest of videographers. Email: witness@surfree.com

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Against the WAR?

www.PEACEFLAGS.org

peaceflags.org
Don't Let Love Keep You Down!

TRY VIAGRA TODAY

Order online www.medsunlimited.com
Order Toll-Free 1-866-633-7865

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FREE CELL PHONE! FREE PAGER!
Free unlimited long distance w/local phone! Excel Comm. (877) 838-5874

Do you suffer from asthma and seasonal allergies?

You may be eligible to participate in a clinical research trial using currently marketed drugs. You must be over age 15, a nonsmoker, and be experiencing both asthma and allergic nasal symptoms at this time. If you qualify, research related doctor's visit, medication and testing will be provided at no cost. Compensation for time and travel will be paid to participants. For more information call Kathryn (415)788-4128.

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General Services
A Statewide Classified ($450 for 25-words) or Display ($1,350 for 4"x2.5") ad promoting your product or service in multiple newspapers in California. FREE information packages: (916)288-6010; (916)288-6019. www.cal-scan.com (CAL*SCAN)

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Cleaning
B & G Janitorial Service
Offices, banks, stores, restaurants, medical bldgs, homes & apartments. Window & carpet cleaning, strip & wax floors, polish hardwood & marble floors. Pressure washing. All work supervised by owner. (415) 207-1192
Julieta's Janitorial Services
We clean houses, offices and more! We provide supplies. Experience, great references! Great customer service! Free estimates (415) 334-6542 or (415) 587-1367

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Financial Services
$$CASH$$ Immediate Cash for structured settlements, annuities, real estate, notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases and insurance payouts. 800-794-7310 (AAN CAN)
Metropolitan Mortgage & Securities Co., Inc. buying seller-financed mortgages through brokers since 1953. To broker a note, call 1-800-268-9184. Visit us online at www.metrobuysnotes.com. (AAN CAN)

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Voice Messaging
Abe's Voicemail
$13.50, $11.50, $9.00/mo. Unlimited messages. Local, 800 #s. SF, Marin, Sonoma, East Bay, San Jose. (415) 435-7501 www.abesvoicemail.com.

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Pets
See our new pet of the week in this week's Bay Guardian. Local adoptions are through the SF SPCA
BOND WITH YOUR CAT
I speak cat, so can you! Does your cat: chew on clothes bite & scratch, anti-social behavior (SH** in your shoe)? FREE S/H send $19.95 check or M/O to: Z. Mihn Sand, PO Box 584, N. San Juan CA, 95960

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Tickets/Entertainment
SF GIANT seat Sect 126, rw 17, seat 3 All 84 games. Will sell all at face value $30 each. email jenalex@covad.net or 415-254-6221

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Misc. Marketplace
THE PERFECT SENSUAL GIFT - Are you feeling a little wicked and naughty? Add some adventure and spice to your vanilla love life. A great gift for anniversaries, birthdays, long weekends. (www.sensual-gift.com) (AAN CAN)

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Career Education
A Bartender Can Earn $150-$250 daily. We offer: 2-week class, Job Placement. SF's oldest and largest school. Professional Bartenders School. 800.736.1001, www.barbook.com
$$ BARTEND $$ Have fun, make money. Up to $300 per shift. No experience required. Call 800-806-0083 ext 203 (AAN CAN)

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Workshops Seminars
MOVIE EXTRAS. $200-$600/day - all looks needed. No experience required. TV, music, videos, film, print. Call Digital Exposure @ 1-800-260-3949 ext. 3025. (AAN CAN)

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Community Forum
Love your COUNTRY but AGAINST THIS WAR?? Show both with a PEACE FLAG!! WWW.PEACEFLAGS.ORG

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Community Action Calendar
Thursday, April 17 Art of Spiritual Dreaming
Eckankar presents a free, three part, intensive workshop. Learn to unlock the code of your dream symbolism, and how to find spiritual guidance and wisdom. Thursday April 17th, April 24th, & May 8th. San Francisco Eckankar Center 1560 Noriega St #201 at 23rd Ave. 7:30PM to 9PM. More info: (415) 242-9412 or ecksanfrancisco1@yahoo.com
Tue. April 29th Non-Profit Media Day
3rd Annual event rescheduled and now on 4/29 at The Preservation Park, Oakland CA.
Ongoing Gay Artists and Writers Kollective
Gay Artists and Writers Kollective (GAWK) is a social group for people involved in music, writing, comedy, video and dj'ing. We are looking for space to hold events. For information call Jon Sugar at (415) 731-2424.
Whole Story on Whole Foods
Whole Foods is suppressing worker's efforts to gain an organized voice on the job...scare tactics, false informationand legal delays are the core practices Whole Foods uses to silence workers. Email Whole Foods at: rs@wholefoods.com or call 512-477-4455.. tell the company you support worker rights. Tell Whole Foods to live up to its core values. Go to www.wholeworkersunite.org or email contact_us@wholeworkersunite.org for more info.

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April 13, Sunday Organizing in the E.Bay
The employees of the East Bay Depot for Creative Reuse have unionized with the IWW. We invite the public to our kickoff rally to build community support for our organizing efforts as well as to enjoy music, art, and speakers. 2-4pm, East Bay Depot for Creative Reuse, 6713, San Pablo Ave, Oakland (415) 863-9627 or depotworkers@yahoo.com.
April 15, Tuesday Tax Day Action
4pm at the Oakland Federal Building 1301 Clay St. (between 12th & 14th Streets) Downtown Oakland War Tax Resisters speak out Granting of Resisted Taxes by PeopleÕs Life Fund Anti-war Dance and Music. Northern California War Tax Resistance (510) 843-9877 ¥ NoWarTax@yahoo.com. www.warresisters.org/wtr, www.nwtrcc.org, www.onemilliontaxpayersforpeace.org.
April 16, Wednesday Debunking the Myths
of Solar Power: Why and How Solar Power Makes Sense for Bay Area Homeowners Right Now. 6-7pm San Francisco Main Public Library 100 Larkin Street (at Grove). Rob Erlichman of Sunlight Electric, LLC will give a slide show explaining how you can join SF homeowners who have already added solar power to their homes. Includes discussion of solar technology, environmental/ economic benefits, and available CA subsidies which make it economically viable. A solar panel will be available to examine.

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April 12, Saturday Regional Socialist Conference
and April 13, Sunday. The West Coast Regional Socialist Conference. Change the World! UC Berkeley Valley Life Sciences Bldg., Rm 2050. Workshops in Dwinell Hall. For more info call: (510) 333-4604. Email SocConf03@aol.com or visit www.internationalsocialist. org/ wcconf 2003. Includes info about free childcare, housing, or tabling for organizations.
April 12, 2003 Family Resource Fair and Open House and Community Bridges Beacon
Check out our center, get information on family support and special performance by Loco Bloco. Workshops for parents on health care eligibility, stress reduction, parent & child communication, and school advocacy. Free food, free parking, free childcare, free workshops, and more! 10:00 am-2:00 pm 450 Church St. Everett Middle School San Francisco (415) 626-5222
April 23, Wednesday Fight Your Traffic Ticket
San Francisco Superior Court Self Help Center is please to provide a class that teaches people how to prepare a defense to moving violations. The class is taught by experienced Traffic Attorneys, is informative, helpful and FREE TO THE PUBLIC. Come one and all and learn a better way to defend yourself in Court. Our next class will be on: April 23, 5:30pm. 850 Bryant Street Department A (2nd Floor). For more information you can call (415) 553-9456.

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April 25, Friday The War at Home:
Organizing for Economic and Social Justice. And April 26, Saturday. Democratic Socialists of America sponsors an activist conference featuring various workshops such as: Health care for all: highlighting this basic human right th rough legislative and grass roots campaigns to win coverage and protect coverage; How campaigns for living wages and increases in the minimum wage can contribute to movement building, union organizing, and political power and more! Speakers include Dolores Huerta (co-founder UFW), Peter Phillips (Project Censored), Harold Meyerson (American Prospect/LA Weekly), Eliseo Medina (Executive VP, SEIU), Bob Wing (War Times), and more. For complete workshop info visit www.dsausa.org/lowwage

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Announcements
get poettreefree at Gg-Re.orG Qwee.net
T.V. Show (multi-award winning) needs talent. Actors, Singers, Dancers, Models, Musicians, Writers, Editors. Entertainers of ALL kinds. Be seen by millions. No Fees. (415) 381-4275.
NOTICE TO ALL PUBLIC AGENCIES AND OWNERS OF PRIVATE PROPERTY OPEN TO THE PUBLIC. People will be circulating publications and expressing unpopular, distasteful, annoying or unflattering ideas on public and private property where uncommitted people are easily contacted. They will not substantially interfere with private purposes or cause substantial expense or substantial danger.
Michael Moore Agrees www. HesNotThePresident.com Read the Book $40 "Citizen Bush" (415) 921-0355

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Your Classified Ad printed in more than 100 alternative papers like this one for just $1,150.00! Reach more than 15 million sophisticated, youthful and active readers weekly. Go to www.aancan.com or call this paper for info. (AAN CAN)
***ANNOUNCEMENT*** NOW Hiring for 2003. Postal jobs $13.21-$28.16/hour. Full benefits/ paid training/no exp. necessary. Accepting calls 7 days 1-866-844-4915 ext. 131. (CAL*SCAN)
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Adoption
Scared & Alone?
Not ready to be a mom? Call us for support & confidential adoption info. Many loving, $ecure families ready to devote their lives to your baby. $ assistance. Diane Michelsen Adoption & Surrogacy Office. 800-877-1880. www.lodm.com.

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Travel Services
Yankee Clipper Travel
1-866-356-2260. Las Vegas Packages Available. Cruises also Available. Yankeeclippertravel.com. cst# 2057689-40 ... See our ad in the travel section for other destinations.
LATINDISCOUNTERS
LOWEST FARES TO EUROPE, MEXICO, CENTRAL AND SOUTHAMERICA FROM ANYWHERE IN US. CALL US OR BOOK ONLINE. WWW.LATINDISCOUNTERS.COM (415) 467-9130 OR 1-877-426-8676
STA TRAVEL
Its your trip, take it!! Specials to: London, Paris, Frankfurt, Amsterdam and Madrid. See our ad in this weeks Travel Section for other destinations. cst# 1017560-40. (415) 391-8407 36 Geary St. (650) 322-4790 267 University Ave. www.statravel.com

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Come To Hawaii
Discover hidden secrets of the Big Island, Choose a lovely affordable vacation rental home. www.hawaiiislandrentals.com (808)965-6299
Ticket Planner! WE WILL BEAT ANY PRICE! Business Class 40 - 70% Off, International and Domestic Tickets. The Cheapest Way to Fly! Book Around the World for April/ May/ June/ July and August before it's too late! - $799 and up! 1095 Market Street, Ste. 410, SF, CA 94111. (415) 551-0000, Wknd: (415) 310-9267, ticketplanner@aol.com. CST2066939.
LATIN AMERICA - "We are ...Numero Uno to Latin America! Lowest Airfares to South America and Central America. Americas Travel - (415) 703-9955, 348 Hayes St., SF. www.americastravel.net CST - 2064111-40.
Ole Travel. 800-559-5192

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Fly with style and save! www.airticketmasters.com (800) 204-9693 We have over 70 million names stored in our database. You name it we go it! Inexpensive car rental rate.
H.I.S-Why pay more? Travel smart with H.I.S. (800) 573-6447 870 Market St. Suite 746, SF 94102
ROCKBOTTOM FARES-Call for details for the lowest fares! (800) 569-5946
www.holidayadventure.com-Last minute specialist (800) 559-5513 or (415) 956-3900 email:sales@holidayadventuretravel.com 500 Sutter street, suite 211, San Francisco, CA 94102
Suntur Hawaii and Mexico Packages!!!! Call for information- 415-956-9661 DON-EM TRAVEL CENTER 333 Pine Street Suite 200 San Francisco, Ca 94104 GOWOMBAT@aol.com
Joinus Travel Round the world from $1095. 1st/Biz 40-70% OFF www.joinustravel.com cst#2020645-40 415-292-9660
Air N'Travel. 10 days Bali. 415-292-1833.

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Don't Just Travel!
Be part of a revolution. Rio De Janeiro wants you. (415) 990-0820.
AVR Travel ServicesCheap Airfare! (888) 287-8780 www.AVRTravel.com (415) 241-0805. Please call us for details!!!
Suntur
Hawaii and Mexico Packages!!!! Call for information- 415-956-9661 DON-EM TRAVEL CENTER 333 Pine Street Suite 200 San Francisco, Ca 94104 GOWOMBAT@aol.com cst#1015648-40
Cheap Airfare!-Please call us for details. (888) 287-8780 www.AVRTravel.com (415) 241-0805.
Flying Dutchman - Cruise ad. 800-225-5759
Yankee Clipper Travel 1-866-356-2260. Las Vegas Packages Available. Cruises also Available. Yankeeclippertravel.com. cst# 2057689-40 ... See our ad in the travel section for other destinations.
Its your trip, take it!! STA Travel Specials to: London, Paris, Frankfurt, Amsterdam and Madrid. See our ad in this weeks Travel Section for other destinations. cst# 1017560-40. (415) 391-8407 36 Geary St. (650) 322-4790 267 University Ave. www.statravel.com

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General Travel
Birding in Costa Rica All-Women Trip July 16-27th. Mixed Group July 2-13th. Sandra Pollack at journeyweavers@aol.com or (607) 277-1416

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Employment
Stylists & Manicure
Dekko Salon is looking for experienced manicurists and stylists. Call (415) 285-8848 or fax resume to (415) 282-6088.

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Career Services
ABC Bartending School Nationwide Locations 1-2 week programs. BARTENDING Owner Tony Sylvester's schools have trained thousands and placed thousands into JOBS Nationwide since 1977 www.abcbartending.com Call and compare Lowest Tuition in the Bay Area 1-888-262-5824

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Employment Agencies
Jackson Personnel Employment Services - (415) 546-4500

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Progressive Opportunities
Save our Forests. Campaign jobs with the Sierra Club. Save California's Wilderness! See our Display ad for details.

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Business Opportunities
$$ LEARN TO EARN $$
Around your schedule. Free booklet. Full training. Home-based business. www.happydays123.com (888) 625-9742
Great Internet Opportunity. Full time/part time. Check this url: www.goconsumer1st.com/jeanhaidar.htm or call (925) 691-9042
GET HEALTHY & WEALTHY with Bob Barefoot's ORIGINAL CORAL CALCIUM as seen on TV at low distributor prices. Order TODAY at (888) 55-CORAL or www.libertyfit.com! (AAN CAN)
AAA VENDING ROUTE. 80 selling units. Prime locations. $9450 Invest. 25% down WAC. 800-396-9311. (CAL*SCAN)
ALL CASH CANDY Route. Do you earn $800 in a day? Your own local candy route. Includes 30 machines and candy. All for $9,995. 1-800-998-VEND.
CAPPUCCINO ITALIAN COFFEE Company expanding. Distributors wanted. High-profit potential. Anyone can do this! Call 800-813-6625. (CAL*SCAN)

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EARN $250k First year potential. From home. Not MLM. Call now. 800-587-9046 ext. 1634, 24 hours. (CAL*SCAN)
$$CASH$$ Immediate Cash for structured settlements, annuities, real estate, notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases, and insurance payouts. (800)794-7310. (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
EXPRESSWAY-STS $1000 sign-on bonus! Lots of freight. Solo, Teams and Owner Operators needed immediately! CDL-A required. 800-835-9471 (flatbed), 866-313-0478 (van). (CAL*SCAN)
A $4,000 - $8,000 PER Week income potential. Call 24/7 recorded message. Not MLM. 1-800-268-9730. (CAL*SCAN)
A $250K 1ST YEAR potential working from any location. Not MLM. Think it's too good to be true? Then don't call me. 1-800-844-9631. (CAL*SCAN)
AN INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY for growth, personally and financially. Income potential $20K+ per month. Legitimate business. Home-based. Fascinating product. Not a scam or MLM. 800-704-2286. (CAL*SCAN)

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Modeling / Casting Calls
Models
FEMALE MODELS
Petite Asian/Latina/Euro/Exotic. Fashion, bikini & lingerie photo shoot. All ages. Paid cash daily. No exp req. Call John for details at (415) 974-4398
Female Models Wanted. Lifecast - Bodycasting, Torso & Face. Alex Marshall. (650) 322-5812. www.lifecastings.com.
Models Search Females 18-30 Sexy, Slender for new reality show, national exposure call for appointment Tina 925-642-6457
Carnival SF 2003
Masqueraders wanted. Come play Jab Molassi (Molasses Devil) with Dance Kaiso. $10.00 band fee, lots of fun, no pay. Please contact dkaiso@earthlink.net or (415) 282-9620

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Child Care Needed/Wanted
Childcare 15 yrs exp. Great Refer. Loving caring mom for busy family. Seek FT. Your home. 650-652-5974 lv msg. Maria

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General Employment
Home Care
HEALTH FOOD SHOPPING or slow careful cleaning for sensitive disabled Jewish Feminist. 1-3 days. (510) 594-4000 ext 220.
activism
Forests Forever
Get Active And Work To Make A Difference! We're hiring PT Phone Canvassers to help save CA's largest state forests. $11.45/hr. + bonuses, paid training, vacation/ sick/ holiday pay. Call (415) 974-4205 between 9:30am and 12:30pm or email: employment@forestsforever.org. (See our display ad for more info).
PEACE NOW! Work toward a foreign policy based on human rights, nonproliferation and international cooperation. Multicultural, Feminist Environment. Paid Training, Career Opportunities. Berkeley Location. F/T - guaranteed salary, med./dental benefits, paid vacation - call Dolores. P/T - evening hours, great for students, earn up to $20/hr. - Call Laura. 510.849.2081, www.californiapeaceaction.org
Activism
PEACE NOW!
Work toward a foreign policy based on human rights, nonproliferation and international cooperation. F/T and P/T positions available. CA Peace Action - 510.849.2081, www.californiapeaceaction.org (See our display ad in this week's Guardian for details).

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Legal
Carry a baby with the genes of a loving couple..Surrogate Moms Needed Earn $20,000 + Age 21-34 Prior Birth Egg Donors Needed Earn $5,000 +. Age 21-30 years Drup/Smoke Free we handle ALL the arrangements Adoption & Surrogacy. Law Offices of Diane Michelsen. 1-800-877-1880. www.FamilyFormation.com
Publishing
Ticket to Write
The San Francisco Bay Guardian, the Bay Area's biggest, hippest news weekly, offers writing internships for aspiring journalists. The Guardian internship is a great way to gain experience, and clips, at one of the nation's foremost alternative papers. The four-month program is unpaid and requires a commitment of two days each week. Log on to www.sfbg.com for more information, or call (415) 255-3100 ext. 573 to have an informational flyer sent to you. Apply today, and be part of the solution.
Work From Home
PAID IN ADVANCE!! $1000+/WK stuffing envelopes from home. Earn $4.00/envelope. Guaranteed! 100% legitimate. 1-800-242-0363 ext.2923 www.envelopesfromhome.com
FORESTS FOREVER - We Need You to Help Us Proliferate Life!!! Activists, Organizers & Forest Defenders. Forests Forever is now hiring and training motivated and articulate activists for PT Phone Canvasser. Paid Training/ Vacation/ Sick/ Holiday Pay. $11.45/hr. + Bonuses. Call 415.974.4205 or Fax resume: 415.974.3664, or email: employment@forestsforever.org - FORESTS FOREVER, 50 First St., Ste. 401, San Francisco. www.forestsforever.org

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Medical studies seeking patients with ulcers of the lower extremity (including foot and ankle). Patients will receive compensation in the form of free medical coverage for ulcers or cash. Please contact clinic at (415) 292-0638 if you fit this criteria.
Models
Models Wanted
Jean Pierre International Models is now interviewing. Serious Inquiries Only. Call 415-346-7500.
Janitorial company and building mantience seeks account executives and telemarketers. Bay Area. Great commission potential. Flexible hours. Fax resume to (415) 348-8722
Administrative
Salon Coordinator - F/T, Benefits, hourly or salary. Excellent people/computer skills required. Call Melvin or Julie (415) 357-1992.
Experienced COOK wanted for Filipino restaurant, hourly pay, must be dependable & honest, 7-4 m-f, call (415)398-5001 SF
Legal
LEGAL ASST/SECT'Y - ACLU of No. CA seeks a dynamic indiv. to work w/ACLU legal staff in defending civil liberties. Exclnt Bnfts. Call 415-293-6353 for a job desc. or visit: www.aclunc.org

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EARN $600 WEEKLY
Working through the government part-time. No experience. Alot of opportunities. (800) 308-2850 code Z31
FEDERAL JOBS Forestry/Parks/Clerical/Postal/Firefighters/Police. $35K+ Signup Bonus. Call M-F 9am-9pm/EST 1-800-464-8991 ext. 23. (CAL*SCAN)
General
FEDERAL EMPLOYMENT. Now hiring Entry- professional levels $19-$72k/yr+ benefits/paid training. Apply now! For info on available positions 1-800-585-9024 ext. 4757. (CAL*SCAN)
New text for RETAIL ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE includes neighborhoods in ad
Promotional person for SF nightclub-P/T duties, design flyers and advertisements, public relations (415) 621-1911 Send resumes to email:vikingpirateking@msn.com

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Retail Sales
Sales/Service position in SF store. If you are a certified diver who loves diving, likes people and are attracted to the idea of serving divers and newcomers to the sport, this may be the job for you. Great benefits. Call Karen or Sal (415) 362-6694.
Government
**ACCEPTING CALLS 7 DAYS** Postal positions/federal hire $14.80+hr/PD training/benefits 800-878-5485. Announcement #CA920. (CAL*SCAN)
Government
GOVERNMENT JOBS - Wildlife and Postal. 48K+ per year. Full benefits. Paid training. No experience necessary. For application and exam call toll free 1-888-778-4266 x850. (CAL*SCAN)
Government
GOVERNMENT JOBS, Airport Security, Postal & Wildlife. Up to $45K/year, paid training/benefits. Great career opportunity. Call M-F 7am - 5pm PST. 866-814-7013. (CAL*SCAN)

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Retail
Store Manager
Crossroads Trading Co. seeks a Bay Area Store Manager who loves fashion and the excitement of a growing company. We are a team-based retailer of fashionable clothing. You have retail management experience, people-smarts, a fearless attitude and the desire to make a difference. We offer a competitive salary, benefits and room to move. Call 800-381-9886 or fax resume 510-559-9699 attn: Melissa.
Sales
AVON. Entrepreneur wanted. Must be willing to work whenever you want, be your own boss, and enjoy unlimited earnings. Let's talk. (888)942-4053. (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
DRIVERS: TEAMS + WESTERN Express = Success. Solid miles, good home time, competitive pay, benefits package, paid vacation, Class A-CDL, 22 yrs. old, good MVR. 888-793-9732. (CAL*SCAN)
Education
TEACH IN FLORIDA. Attend the Florida Teach-In, June 16-18, Hyatt Orlando. District and schools will interview teachers. Call 800-832-2435 or www.TeachInFlorida.com (CAL*SCAN)
A TRAVEL JOB: FRS will place 15 new hires, over 18, travel coast-to-coast with young co-ed business group. $500 signing bonus. Call Shirley toll free at 1-866-617-8791. (CAL*SCAN)
Computer
COMPUTER REPAIR TRAINEE Learn to repair computers at our expense and receive salary & benefits. H.S. Grads 17-34. U.S. Citizens.1-800-345-6289. (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
CLASS A CDL in just 2 1/2 weeks. Tuition paid. Hiring experienced drivers. No credit checks. No felons. Immediate medical benefits. 1-800-781-2778. wgreen@crst.com (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
DRIVERS - Exp'd/Inexp'd....Start secure, STAY secure! Great pay, benefits, lease purchase. CDL/A w/8 mos. OTR req'd. Central Refrigerated 800-727-5865. (CAL*SCAN)

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Moving/Storage
The State of California Public Utilities Commission requires firms moving household goods to show a T-number in their ad. For information or to check a T-number, call the CA Public Utilities Commission at 1-800-366-4782.
Tom's Moving House, Office, Apartments Fast, Friendly, and Personable Service. No job too small or large Loading and unloading of rental trucks Short notice jobs welcome! (415) 756-5275

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Trucking/Hauling
YOEL'S HAULING
FROM $15/hr. Bay Area's Best Haulers also offer yard, garage cleanup, tree care and dump runs. (415) 282-2023 or page (415) 202-6572. WE RECYCLE.
CARTY MOVING & STORAGE 415-831-8301 No job too small or big Experts at hoisting what won't fit through doors and stairways Loading and unloading of rental trucks Piano moving specialists Packing service available Last minute moves welcome LIC 189107 Insured PL & PD
2 BIG GUYS
1 Clean Truck. Careful Furniture, Piano Handling Local & World wide BIG or small, 1 Call Does All 24hrs/364 days! (415) 764-7333.
BEASTS OF BURDEN
Big jobs! Small jobs! From hear to there. Better, cheaper, faster!! Strong, fast, friendly, careful. REFERENCES, LOW RATES. (415) 305-8599

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Home Services
Bob & Tom's Windows. Replacement Windows By Milgard. Energy efficient vinyl, wood & aluminum. Easy installation, no interior remodeling. Custom built to your exact size. Cuts outside noise and drafts. Guaranteed as long as you own your home. BOB & TOM'S WINDOW CO. Factory Authorized Dealer, AMA Certified Installers, PG&E Certified. VISIT OUR SHOWROOM AT 2636 SAN BRUNO AVENUE, S.F. Serving the Bay Area Since 1979. AFTER YOU RECEIVE YOUR BEST QUOTE - CALL US! SATURDAY BY APPOINTMENT. 415-468-5501, 650-692-4270. "Providing For Today, The Solutions Of Tomorrow!"
Need an extra pair of hands? Non-profit Day Labor Program provides individuals and businesses w/ workers for moving, construction, cleaning, gardening & more. Specializing in short jobs, $12-15/hr. Call 7am-12noon Mon-Sat to hire one or many workers. (415) 252-5375 or 5376.

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Remodeling
Remodeling & Repair
Handyman. Quality work. Reasonable price. Woodwork, painting, framing and plumbing. No license. Call Samir (415) 867-2972

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Cleaning
Window & Carpet Cleaning
"Excellent" No window too high. Ref. avail. Fully insured. Satisfaction guaranteed. 16 years of exp. Call (415) 821-9039
HOUSECLEANING
....With a personal touch. Efficient, reliable and experienced. Hourly rates, 3-hour minimum. Call Marsha at (415) 948-3397

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Landscaping/Lawn Care
Creations Landscaping For all your Gardening needs; automated irrigation * ponds/ waterfalls * building decks/ fences/ retaining walls * yard cleaning * pruning etc. * general maintenance. Free Estimates Call 415.310.4857

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Misc. Service
Need An Extra Pair Of Hands? Contact The SF Day Labor Program! We are a non-profit that specializes in connecting homeowners, renters, event planners, and businesses with an extra pair of hands. We specialize in temporary and sporadic labor, and can send workers to jobs as brief as three hours or can fill permanent positions. We are flexible, affordable, and convenient. Contact (415) 252-5375 or 5376 during business hours: 7am-1pm, Mon-Fri, 7am-12pm, Sat. Call up to an hour prior to reserve reliable workers for moving, hauling, gardening, clean-up, set-up, painting, security, and more. With prior notice, laborers are available 7 days/week, at all hours, at rates of $12-17/hr. Our Women's Collective [which can also be reached at (415) 252-5375 or 5376, and requires only one day advanced notice] specializes in cleaning, childcare, eldercare, and cooking. We are a non-profit dedicated to worker empowerment; all of the money that you are paying goes directly to the workers.

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Musicians Wanted
Bass pro needed to complete progressive hard rock band. Shows, summer tour, indie label, private recording studio. Heavy, slow to mid tempo, off-time ala Tool. (510) 482 4022.
CROSSTOPS seeks a proficient bass player. Punk, Rock, Country. Check out www.crosstops.com for more info or call 415-820-9685.
Conscious Lyricists, Singers, Poets, Rappers, Instrumentalists be a part of Eclectic Hip Hop Soul, A Compilation. Behind Time Productions (415)673-4626
New drummer sought for original Pop Rock Band. Dependable with transportation. Call John (415) 896-1773.
Tabla Player Needed!
To perform at a restaurant during dinner. Please contact Aftab at 415-797-0144.

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SAXOPHONIST WANTED: Must be able to PLAY! Guaranteed pay. Audition required first. Original music, no covers. Daytime, weekend regular work. Call Emerson: (510) 530-7258. BE SERIOUS.
A CAPELLA seeks TENOR - 8 mixed voices, all styles music, semipro, rehearse weekly SF. Seeking range, blend, experience, fun. Auditions early April. (415) 824-4011 fwi_sings@earthlink.net
BLUE PERIOD SEEKS GUITARIST! Established SF rock band w/ CDs, gigs, touring van, management looking for guitarist to write, record, gig, tour. www.blue-period.com. Adrian 415-440-8841
Drummer/bassist wanted for new collaborative original band. Heavy, soulful, funky, unique songs with room for improvisation and harmony. Dennis (415) 668-8790
The Groove Monster seeks drums. Sabbath meets Funkadelic. Influences: Zeppelin, Jimi, Mahavishnu, Zappa. Call Phil (510) 653-7228

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Guitarist seeks working band. Many years experience. Last band covered Van Halen to Van Morrison. Great equipment, transpo, and look. Please no druggies or drunks. Call Tony at (925) 228-4770.
Female Jazz singer available. Standards. roadmama2@ yahoo.com
Vocals needed. Explosive new hard rock sound, very pro talent, attitude. Label interest, free recording studio time, ready to gig. (510) 482-4022.
Jimmy Page/ Keith Richard seeks working group. Studio and live versions, costume experienced, open to original work also. (415) 928-2256.
Bassist wanted by established band The Slow Poisoners. Folk-glam, early Bowie and Dylan, a little bit country and a little bit weird. On Heyday Records. No money. Write andrew@slowpoisoners.com
Willie Wild seeks rock Drummer and one who slings Four or Six Strings to help Polish rock Collection. SALE: 1973 Fender P.Bass $400. (415)205-0362
Sing at the Karaoke Showcase! April 11, 2003 for more info Julian Martin Entertainment 415-533-6223 650-872-3522
Bassist and drummer wanted. To form Blues and Rock band with guitarist/vocalist (50 yrs. old) in SF. Gary (415) 665-2082

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Rehearsal Space
Rehearse America - Oakland - Monthly Music Rehearsal, 24 Hour Card Key Access, Fenced Parking, Ground Floor, CCTV, Lowest Prices. www.researse.com. (510) 326-5881.
Share new deluxe studio w/up to 2 others for $215/mo. 24-7 lockout. Parking, alarm, windows, fan. Call Barbara (415) 661-5161.

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Music Services
Musicians
Career assistance is available for working musicians. We can help you with Networking, Gig Referrals, Contracts, Instrument Insurance, Rehearsal Space and much More! The Musicians Union, Local 6 116, 9th St. San Francisco, Ca. 94103 (415) 575-0777. www.afm6.org
Singing Technique
Expand range, volume, breath. Beautiful singing the natural way. All styles-levels. Free session. Bruno Alving (415) 468-3264.
SING! Blues, Jazz, Rock, Pop, Folk, & More. All Ages/ All Levels. Breathing, Mic Technique, Presence, Power. FREE CONSULTATION, REASONABLE RATES. Pro singer teaching since 1973. (510) 522-3399.
ANNIE'S CELLO STUDIO. Lessons for All Ages and Levels. Music for All Occasions. ANNIE YEH, M.M. (415) 674-6754. www.anniescellostudio.com
DJ
Local DJ specializing in funky house and dance music. 3+ years exp. House parties, clubs, outdoor events. I support local artists and labels! Listen to mixes at: www.djsly.com
NEED LYRICS?
Country, pop, rap, rock and roll. Save the earth and anti-war. Custom poetry, lyrics, children's books. www.lyricsandmore.com
GREAT VOICES!!!
ARE MADE NOT BORN. Rapid, vocal development with the Stanley Method. Open throat, free diaphragm, reliable technique. Mark Narins (415) 928-SING (7464).

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Music Equipment for Sale
$ SAXOPHONES WANTED. TOP CASH PAID. Call (415) 647-7777.

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Home Buyer Services
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east bay native
Explore the other side of the bay. Contact Michelle Moore @ NovaStar Mortgage, 510.827.5804, livesomemoore@netscape.net or Kevin Skipper @ C21, 510.830.5392, kskipper@heritagerealestate.com.

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Homes for Sale, East Bay
Buy! Don't rent. For more information about properties for sale in your price range and how to get the process started call KATHY CLOSE, Realtor. (510) 913-8128 Do a "property search." www.pruweb.com/kathyclose Prudential California Realty

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Rural Real Estate
Upscale living without the traffic, pollution and sales tax! Lots are going fast. www.runningyproperty.com or call (541) 892-0673

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Real Estate Financing
STOP FORECLOSURES NOW. We can catch up your payments. Call (415) 902-3350.

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Property for Sale
NEW MEXICO MOUNTAINS - 140 AC - Only $49,900. Gorgeous grasslands, mature tree cover, 6300 ft. elevation. Mountain views, year-round roads, and electric. Perfect for horse lovers. Adjacent to national forest. Excellent financing. Call today! This won't last! SW Properties of NM, Inc. 1-888-292-9711. (CAL*SCAN)
SO. COLORADO wild west ranch. 87 acres - $44,900. Prices slashed to move inventory! Next to 6,000 acres rec. area. Rolling fields with fantastic Rocky Mtn. views. County road w/utilities, owner financing. Call Red Creek Ranch toll-free 1-866-696-5263. (CAL*SCAN)

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Vacation Property
BELIZE!-New custom home on fenced, fertile, 1/3 acre. Electric, septic. Mature fruit. Near carribean water. Gov't deed. $49,000 OBO. (415) 279-5876 (801) 374-8256

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Roommate Services
ALL AREAS - ROOMMATE.COM. Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit: www.Roommate.com (AAN CAN)

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Shared Housing, SF
NEED A ROOMMATE ...... FAST?
San Francisco's #1 roommate service. Matches in Minutes!!! Safe & Secure (415) 397-4008. www.RoommateExpress.com
Sublets & Roommates
$450+ All Areas - Browse/ List Free! www.Sublet.com, 1-877-FOR-RENT.
Ultimate LiveWork Environment! Share Converted warehouse with 3 self-employed guys. Private office, Loft, HotTub, Conference room, DSL, Workshop and more. Near sf www.funwithatwist.com/warehouse (415)468-3559
$850 ALAMO SQUARE - Beautiful 10-room 2-story Victorian home. Open House 3/29-3/30. Dual staircase. Furnished. Lrg. bedroom w/fireplace and garage included. (415) 819-0923
$675 Pacific Heights. Furnished room. Kitchen privileges and utilities included. Room available April 7th. (415) 931-1564
$500 Outer Mission/Balboa BART - 2 rooms avail in 4 bdrm/ 2 bath house, unfurn or furn, util. washer/ dryer, garage extra. Female only. No pets, no smoking. (415) 337-7731

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Sublets
Apartments & Sublets
$850+, All Areas - 1-2 bedrooms, furnished and unfurnished. Browse/ List Free. 1-877-FOR-RENT, www.Sublet.com.

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Rental Services
All real estate advertised herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make any such preference, limitation, or discrimination. We will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which is in violation of the law. All persons are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised are available on an equal opportunity basis.
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Rental Housing, SF
Apartments & Sublets
$450+, All Areas - Browse/ List Free! www.Sublet.com, 1-877-FOR-RENT.
Clean private rooms
with kitchenette, ceiling fan, laundry. Bus access, Potrero location. $550-600/month. Mike (415) 725-0801. Call 10am-6pm.
$2300- Lower Haight cross Divisadero. 3 -4 bdrm, 2 bath, lg kitchen, pantry, hardwood floors, fireplace, lg garden. Available now. Mike (415) 725-0801. pkg available, extra.
$1350 Diamond Heights Large Studio with fireplace and view, pool, Parking, gym, Jacuzzi, sauna, pets okay 415-499-1322
Homes from $199/mo. 1-3 bedroom Foreclosures! 4% down, 30 yrs. @ 8.5% APR Stop renting and own! For listings, call (800) 719-3001 xR399

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$1900 South of Market - 3 BR, 1 BA, Edwardian Flat, avail Now. Porch, Dog negotiable - Cat OK, Street parking only, call Don at (415) 902-6557, more info at: metrorent.com/339088.
$2500 Upper Haight - 2 BR, 2 BA, Flat, avail 5/1/03. Yard, No pets allowed, Garaged parking, call Mike at (925) 944-9663, more info at: metrorent.com/339093.
$1000 Lower Haight - Studio, 1 BA, 1920's Apartment, avail Now. Pets Negotiable, Street parking only, call Margaret at (415) 334-7212, more info at: metrorent.com/338683.
$1300 Bernal Heights - 2 BR, 1 BA, Victorian Apartment, avail Now. Yard, No pets allowed, Street parking only, call Yadira at (415) 821-5814, more info at: metrorent.com/339157.
$2500 North Beach/Telegraph Hill - 2 BR, 1 BA, Edwardian Apartment, avail Now. Yard, No pets allowed, Street parking only, call Merrill at (415) 333-1050, more info at: metrorent.com/339180.
$1549 Marina - 1 BR, 1 BA, Contemporary Apartment, avail Now. Deck, Will consider cat, Garaged parking, call Bruce at (415) 346-6362, more info at: metrorent.com/339166.

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$2000 Russian Hill - 2 BR, 1 BA, Victorian Flat, avail Now. Garden, Pets Welcome, Off-street parking, call Peter at (415) 885-4655, more info at: metrorent.com/339454.
$1450 Upper Market - 1 BR, 1 BA, Contemporary Condo, avail Now. No pets allowed, Private Parking Space, call VIEW at (415) 776-8326, more info at: metrorent.com/339299.
$2000 Upper Nob Hill - 2 BR, 1 BA, Craftsman Apartment, avail Now. No pets allowed, Street parking only, call Harriet at (925) 377-0910, more info at: metrorent.com/339528.
$800 Outer Sunset - Studio, 1 BA, Marina-style Apartment, avail Now. Yard, No pets allowed, Street parking only, call Sarah at (415) 661-2011, more info at: metrorent.com/339250.
$1250 Upper Haight - 1 BR, 1 BA, 1920's Apartment, avail Now. Roofdeck, Cat OK, Garaged parking, call Linda at (415) 505-5506, more info at: metrorent.com/339618.
$2800 Western Addition - 4 BR, 2 BA, Victorian Apartment, avail 5/1/03. Roofdeck, Cat OK, Street parking only, call Norman at (925) 376-2059, more info at: metrorent.com/339842.

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$1200 Glen Park - 1 BR, 1 BA, Contemporary Apartment, avail Now. Balcony, No pets allowed, Garaged parking, call Jerold at (650) 583-0227, more info at: metrorent.com/339875.
$1400 Glen Park - 2 BR, 1 BA, Contemporary Apartment, avail Now. No pets allowed, Garaged parking, call Jerold at (650) 583-0227, more info at: metrorent.com/339876.
$3100 Russian Hill - 3 BR, 2 BA, Edwardian Cottage, avail Now. Garden, Pets Welcome, Off-street parking, call Peter at (415) 863-7565, more info at: metrorent.com/339455.

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Rental Housing, East Bay
$1200 Lower San Antonio Oakland2 br, 1 ba, high ceilings, bright, w/d hookup, pets ok, shared yard. (510) 261-3858
1 bedroom apt. Oakland Artists district. Parking, Laundry, close to bart. $1200 mo. PG+E included. (800) 935-7383
$1900 South Berkeley - 2 BR, 1 BA, Older Duplex, avail 5/1/03. Yard/Porch, Pets Negotiable, Off-street parking, call Laura at (510) 848-5110, more info at: metrorent.com/338368.
$1250 Grand Lake - 1 BR, 1 BA, Contemporary Condo, avail 5/1/03. Deck, Pets Negotiable, Garaged parking, call Daniel at (510) 528-2200, more info at: metrorent.com/339819.
$1250 West Oakland - 2 BR, 1 BA, Edwardian Duplex, avail Now. Balcony, No pets allowed, Street parking only, call Wilfrid at (650) 704-8531, more info at: metrorent.com/339829.
$1500 Rockridge - 1 BR, 1 BA, Craftsman Cottage, avail Now. Will consider cat, Street parking only, call Anne at (510) 655-2771, more info at: metrorent.com/339868.

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$700 EL CERRITO - Studio Cottage Furn, All Utils Pd, BREWSTER DR #394634 Homefinders Rentals $20 OFF Coupon: BG2 510-647-0960 www.HomefindersList.com
$775 LAKE MERRITT - 1BR Apt Refinished Hrdwds, GRAND AVE #148890 Homefinders Rentals $20 OFF Coupon: BG2 510-647-0960 www.HomefindersList.com
$750 MONTCLAIR - 1BR Duplex Prvt, All Utils Pd, BROADWAY #583220 Homefinders Rentals $20 OFF Coupon: BG2 510-647-0960 www.HomefindersList.com
$900 BERKELEY - 2BR Apartment Avail Now! Lndry, JOSEPHINE ST #461845 Homefinders Rentals $20 OFF Coupon: BG2 510-647-0960 www.HomefindersList.com

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Rental Housing, Other
LOW $$ ARCATA - Sublet duplex in Arcata or exchange. Near HSU/Bus, enclosed yard (707) 826-1016

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Rental Housing Wanted
Homecare Exchange
Looking for live-in, East Bay/SF in exchange for rent. Will provide homecare for disabled or elderly. John (510) 533-5459 or johnhope@sbcglobal.net

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Live/Work Space
$1000 House/Art Studio- 2 bedrooms, 2 Baths on 16 acre artist community near Eugene Oregon. gardens, river, etc. see wickesbealstudios.org or call 541-933-2568
Live Work Spaces. Oakland near Fruitvale BART. Kitchen. Full Bath. 2 @ 1900 square feet & 1 @ 1700 square feet. $1700 & $1900/month. (510) 536-9828. SIGN UP NOW FOR FREE APRIL RENT!
Live Work Spaces. Oakland near Fruitvale BART. Kitchen. Full Bath. 1400-2600 square feet. $1450-$2350/month. (510) 536-9828. SIGN UP NOW FOR FREE APRIL RENT!

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Commercial Rentals
Oakland office for rent. 10 x 12 $475/mo. includes utilities 801 98th Ave. (510) 777-8400 Near I-880 and airport.

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Vacation Rentals
HAWAII CALLS.....ARE YOU LISTENING?
5 minutes to Kona. Beautiful 4 bedroom, 3 bath house with pool, and beautifully landscaped gardens. 1/4 mile to beach, 1 mile to some of the best snorkeling on the island. APRIL SPECIAL: $1400 week. Visit www.myhawaiirental.com, email: werfhorst@aol.com or call (831) 465-6830.
BELIZE!- . $150/week. Casita for 2 near Carribean water. Fish, boat, swim, near Cerro Maya ruins, in quiet coastal village. (415) 279-5876 (801) 374-8256
GOT A CAMPGROUND Membership or Timeshare? We'll take it! America's most successful resort resale clearinghouse. Resort Property Resales Inc. 1-800-423-5967. (CAL*SCAN)

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