April 23, 2003

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Used Cars & Trucks
San Francisco Toyota 877-GET-APPROVED Live in the city? Need a new/used vehicle? Bankruptcy, Collections, Late Payments, or simply bad luck? Why drive 25 miles? WE CAN HELP YOU RIGHT NOW! 24 Hours/7 Days a Week 877-438-2777
'98 BMW M3 - 4Dr Sedan, Silver w/black leather interior, power seats, sunroof, loaded, 6 CD changer, 65K, very clean. Must sell. $24,300. (650) 465-2499.
'01 Honda Civic EX - Silver, Auto., 2 Dr, Aut. Lcks / Win / Mir, A/C, Sun Rf, CD, Spoilr, Bdr Kit, 17", 30K MIL. $13,995.00-obo, (415) 722-6806. .
1965 Oldsmobile Cutlass $5,000 firm. New or recently replaced: TH350 tranny, front end, rims/tires, CD player, alarm, red paint, springs, Dynomax 2 1/4" dual exhaust, Edelbrock intake/carb, much much more. Call Chris 415-407-5795
'78 DODGE Van - 318 engine, registered, runs great. $1,000 OBO. Donation Company (510) 472-7883.
'87 Nissan Maxima - Sedan. Loaded, great condition. Must see. E-mail mojocat@pacbell.net. Call Jeff (415) 453-4999.
68 VW van, clean $2200 or best offer 925-628-6446
'89 BerettaGT - 2.8V6 A/T 120K Black, Alloy wheels, Loaded, Runs Great. I need a Truck or Motorcycle Trailer. $1000, Trade??? (650) 303-9570.

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Service Station
B & W Brakes - Brake and Wheel Service Center, Complete Automotive Service Since 1978. 3260 26th Street, between Folsom and South Van Ness. (415) 285-2439.

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Misc. Transportation
Autos for AIDS A program that directly affects the lives of low income residents suffering from AIDS and other life threatening illnesses. Donate your car, truck, RV, or Boat Call 877.580.8468

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Body & Soul
Acupressure
On Hon Beauty Health Center Chinese traditional body Acupressure treatment, full body acupressure $35 per hour, foot Reflexology $25 per hour for appointment call 415-397-2398 located at 638 Broadway SF

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Astrology
Zodiacsmack.com
A fresh take astrology website. Horoscopes, celebrity profiles, love/ SEX advice. As always, talkin' smack about the zodiac.

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Classes
KUNDALINI YOGA
Kundalini yoga uses breath, posture and mantra to quickly channel healing, rejuvenating energy to the body's organ systems and energy centers. Ideal for beginners as well as seasoned practitioners. Ongoing Classes Every TUESDAY 7:00-9:00 PM at the SF LGBT Community Center 1800 Market St; $10 donation requested, prepay discount $50/Six classes. No one turned away for lack of funds. Info: 415-695-1265 or www.Luxnoir.com.
Separating? Divorcing?
On-going weekly phone and on-line classes to support you in breaking love barriers and reconciling or dealing with divorce/ custody issues. For FREE phone consultation: 1-888-424-0180. SaveYourLoveLife.bigstep.com

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Certified Massage Therapy
San Mateo/Airport
Full body therapeutic massage for men by exp'd CMT. Joe (650) 347-2937.
DYNAMIC Health & Healing
Offers massage which is healthy and healing to the body. Noe Valley, Non-Sexual. CMT, License #337784. (415) 954-3632.
Asian Shiatsu & Swedish by nurturing CMT. Call Julia if you wish to float away to paradise. In/Out. SF/East Bay. (510) 387-6639 or (415) 309-7511.
Massage For Men
FULL BODY Swedish - Trager - Deep Tissue Call Jef at (415) 706-1630.
A French Woman's Massage
Gives you Strength, Serenity & Happiness. Body Shampoo Available. Dominique (415) 641-1405 www.lifecoachsf.com. CMT# 500-186

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Mother's Day Special
Tea service with any spa treatment: facial, massage, detox, paraffin wax. Gift Cert. Glen Park. Mini Spa for men/ladies/couples. Near Bart. (415) 469-0577
Asian Muscle Massage. Experience Ecstasy in the hands of a certified professional. Rick CMT. SF In/Out Calls. (415) 561-0170. 13 yrs. experience.
Tantric Massage
Soft, sensual, strong, and caring. In peaceful home near Sebastopol. Very discreet CMT (707) 529-1187
East Meets West
Deep Tissue and Tui Na massage. Incall/outcall. CMT. 10 years exp.Call David @ (415) 310-6510
Massage for Men
Swedish Warm Oil/ Shiatsu - Relax and Let Go!! Adam CMT. Gift Certificates. (415) 552-6677.
Feel Your Breath, Feel Your Body ...Again
Experience Juan's Healing Touch Swedish, Deep Tissue, Aroma-therapy, Guided Meditation, Holistic Healing. Call for Special Offers. (415) 290-5575 juanw@sbcglobal.net
Art of Touch Massage 7 years of experience National and International training. Outcall to hotel/'homes Studio appointments available 8 am to 8 pm. www.artoftouchmassage.com Sandra Leiva (415) 577-1416 Gift certificates available

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Coaching
WHAT MAKES THE HUMAN BEING HAPPY AND FREE? -TOGETHER WE CAN FIND THE ANSWER- Group forming for individual and social transformation if interested EMAIL: ORPHIC@INREACH.COM

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Counseling
Affordable Psychotherapy
Safe, supportive environment. Experienced post-masters interns. BAPS/Oak Creek Counseling Center. Locations in SF & East Bay. Fees: $25-90. Call 1-888-649-9320. T. Michahelles, M.F.T.#23074, Director.
Relationship Counseling
Therapy focused on intimate relationship issues: current battles/ impasses; history of long-standing relationship problems: trouble forming or staying in relationships; unresolved childhood issues that continue to haunt you. Individual/ couples; Saturday hours. Carol Gould, MFT (415) 826-5435.
HYPNOSIS
Create lasting change easily! Stop smoking, increase self-esteem, overcome life challenges. Dara Tuell is a Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist and Holistic Counselor. (415) 939-4442. (Hypnotherapy is a self-regulated profession, not state licensed.)
Does It Hurt Inside?
So bad you can't let anyone see? Julie Armer, MA, LMFT. Gentle, practical individual/ couples therapy. (415) 882-1161 Noe Valley. www.PersonalChange.org

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VIDA Recovery & Counseling Services
We offer a creative approach to Psychotherapy and Addiction Treatment. Services are confidential. Days, evenings, weekends. Sliding Scale. Call (415) 531-5686 or (415) 905-5797.
Interactive Psychotherapy
Explore Relationship Concerns, Unresolved Trauma, Low Self-Esteem, Anxiety and Depression in a compassionate environment. Individuals and couples, sliding scale. Dona Templeman, MFT (415) 255-3271 and Michele Honeck, MFT (415) 820-3972.
OVEREATING?
When you find stuffing feelings & turning to food for comfort stops working...Compassionate & Effective Therapy. Ellen Dekker, MFT (415) 979-6830.

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Dance
Tango at the Baobab Tango classes for the next generation. Sundays 3-4:30 at Bissap Baobab 2323 Mission. For info (415) 378-9752

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Dating Services
Meeting Game® Salon
Meet Singles, a few at a time, at evenings of short, thought-provoking, conversations and ice-breakers. ALSO: 10-Minute Dating™ - (415) 789-7887, www.MeetingGame.com.
Your AsianConnection
Asian/ American Dating Service. Combining Traditional Matchmaking With the Ease of the Internet. The only on-line service with a local office. Monthly Singles Parties. Your Asian Connection, Inc. Call (408) 446-1824. www.yourasianconnection.com
Singles Wanted!
Table For Six Total Adventures has over 8000 diverse, friendly members in the Greater Bay Area for you to meet. The Best Way To Meet Exciting Singles. Call 1-888-640-4646, www.tableforsix.com
www.IMPACTDATE.com
Speed Dating in San Francisco. Meet Your Soul Mate or Have 10 Fun Dates at a Great New Place! Sun 4/27 Ages 30-40

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Family Services
Family Fertility Center
We provide access to two of the most modern options available for bringing a baby into the family: Egg Donation and Surrogacy. (925) 977-4850 or www.surromother.com
Be an Egg Donor!
Women of all Races, Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com.
Be Someone's Miracle
Egg donation $5500, Surrogacy $22,000. Help an infertile couple create a family! Donors must be N/S, N/D 21-30. Surrogates must be N/S, N/D and have at least one child. Call to listen to our information line: Donor (415) 455-4626, Surrogates (415) 485-1969.
ADOPTION WORKS!
Sail right through the adoption process with our help! We've assisted birthmothers like yourself--wishing to find a perfect couple to raise & love their newborn. Many $ secure, happy couples waiting for the challenges of parenting. Give us a call for resumes/photos or to meet them! $ assistance. Diane Michelsen Adoption & Surrogacy Law Office. 800-877-1990/www.lodm.com.

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Health
Advertise!
Reach over 600,000 weekly Bay Guardian readers in Body & Soul, our weekly guide to healthy living in the Bay Area. Call Classifieds today at (415) 255-7600.

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HIV
We offer MORE for LESS
We are currently studying the safety and effectiveness of an investigational formulation of marketed HIV drugs when given in combination with other HIV drugs. If you are 18+, HIV+ and are not taking any anti-HIV drugs, you may qualify. All study related office visits, medical exams, and study medications are free. FOR MORE INFO CONTACT: Stephen Becker, MD. of Pacific Horizon Medical Group at (415) 292-5477 x480.

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Bodywork
Fireside Massage
Unique, unhurried Swedish massage for men. 5 years experience. Pacific Heights. Johnny (415) 505-3060.
exceptional massage 415-522-1909
True Healings
Holistic Massage by an earth kid with open purpose. Had an excellent teacher who taught me the value of healing without hurry. Experience includes 300 hrs. of Swedish Esalen. Dillon (415) 724-1266.
Holiday Acupressure Center-Many new, young pretty masseuses. Good massages. Deep Tissue, stress reduction, pain relief. Oakland: 1714 Franklin St. @17th 510-444-3888 Walnut Creek: 1399 Ygnacio Valley Road@ Tampico, Suite 9 925-933-3600 After 10 visits get 30 min. free.
Fire & Ice Massage by a Certified Holistic Massage Therapist for an appointment call 510-663-8106 Se Habra Espanol
Don't Worry Be Happy!! Massage Therapist/Reiki Practitioner will ease your stress, tensions. Strong, healing touch. Relax & Enjoy! outcalls only. David (415)652-4625
EXCEPTIONAL MASSAGE! Unique combo of deep tissue, acupreasure & energy work. for an appointment call Giovanni 415-522-1909 also see my display ad in this Body & Soul section

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Hypnotherapy
Hypnosis Healing
Relieve stress and anxiety in your life and free yourself from old patterns. Tap into your inner-powers and be emotionally and physically renewed. Caring/ safe environment. Nina Glaser, Hypnotherapist. (415) 516-2133.
Hypnotherapy by Master Hypnotist and certified Hypnotherapist Mind Body and Soul Increase personal awareness and improve your state of being. Quit smoking, weight loss, and much more. (415) 577-1929

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Medical
HUGE PRESCRIPTIONS DRUG Savings! Call FREE for price quote! 1(866)778-7734; www.CanadianDrugs.ca (CAL*SCAN)
ABOUT ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIRS - New - No cost to you if eligible. Medicare accepted. Wheelchairs and Powerchairs (scooter-style) "We treat you right!" Call 7 days. (800) 835-3155. (CAL*SCAN)

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Pilates
FIRST CLASS FREE! Tri-level Fitness is a therapeutic exercise class that targets the core muscles of your body in order to improve your strength, posture, and overall fitness. Call: (510)644-2066
Living Pilates
One-on-one Pilates training Cow Hollow. Intro $47/session (reg. $70). Cert. Instr. Traci 415.377.5807, livingpilates@hotmail.com.

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Metaphysical
Male Witch. Psychic readings and counselling. Casting and removal of spells. Contact with spirits. Call 24/7. Tom 800-419-3346. Credit/Debit Cards. Get your lover back. (AAN CAN)

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Psychics
THE LOVE DOCTOR
Powerful psychic - attract lovers. Resolve doubts - any questions. $1.30/min. **VISA** (403) 685-9551

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Religion/Spirituality
Need help planning your Big Fat Jewish Seder? Visit www.jholidays.org or call Jewish Community Information & Referral at (415) 777- 4545.

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Retreats
REJUVENATE!
3-day to 3-wk customized natural programs at our peaceful N. Idaho retreat. (208) 762-3126. www.fusionmedispa.com
BIG SUR RETREAT 4/25-4/28
Retreats and Phone/ Email Coaching. Find Your Soulmate/ Save Your Marriage. 1-888-424-0180, BigSurRetreats@cs.com SaveYourLoveLife.bigstep.com

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Sexuality
Not A Condom!
Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection. Paid study for couples to test diaphragm with either the gel or regular spermicide as birth control for 7-12 months. Call 1-800-300-5767 - SF and East Bay locations.
Bikram Yoga
Eagle posture - come improve the mechanics of your sexual organs. Don't delay in living a more satisfying life. Don't you deserve it? Sweaty, hot yoga is waiting for you. Why wait - Try Bikram Yoga today.

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Skin Care
Spring Cleaning just in time for summer! Vitamin
Microderm. & Natural Face Lifts
$75 Special! Inner and Outer Health and Beauty Treatments make you look and feel younger. Call Dr. Moira Casey at Potrero Hill Healing Arts. (415) 250-3151 or www.healingtouch.hssites.com.
Rosewater Skincare offers a 6 step antioxidant facial. Your skin will appear smoother, firmer and have a healthier glow. For an appointment call Tiffany (510)459-0640 located on Union St in SF.

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Spas
MARIN SAUNA - San Rafael. Dry Sauna, Body Shampoo, Massage for Men and Women. Open daily 10am - 10pm. 817-B 4th Street, San Rafael - (415) 456-6555. Now Hiring Masseuses.

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Vision/Eye Care
Site For Sore Eyes
Designer frames - fully discounted. Contact lenses - in stock. Board Certified Optometrist. Accept most recognized insurance plans. 140 Battery 415-421-2020, 901 Market 415-495-2020, 300 West Portal Ave 415-753-8511

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Support Groups
RECOVERY, INC. Self-Help Mental Health. For panic attacks, depression, phobias, other nervous symptoms & fears. Weekly. Free. (510) 482-5808

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Wicca
Witchcraft
Rev. JoEllen Talley MA, MA, MFCC, CHT, CST offers private consultation and custom spell work. No problem too big, too small, or too weird. (415) 485-3818.
Gay Men's Wiccan Coven now forming in San Francisco. Open. Ongoing. All Traditions. All levels of Experience. Contact sfgaycoven@hotmail.com

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Yoga/Meditation
Pretzel's School of Yoga Pretzel's an international teacher with 25+ years exp. 485A Carolina Street, SF (415)626-9642 or visit us at www.pretzels-yoga.com
FREE MEDITATION CLASSES: Monday, Thursday & Friday from 7:30-8:30pm. SPECIAL MEDITATION SEMINAR: Saturdays from 3-5pm. Awakened Mind Buddhist Center for Meditation and Spirituality - 5907 California St. at 21st. Ave. SF. (415) 267-183, www.awakened.info
Meditation Classes
FREE Classes Offered Mon., Thurs., Fri. at 7:30pm. Special 2hr. meditation seminars are Saturdays at 3pm. The Awakened Mind Center for Buddhist Meditation and Spirituality, 5907 California at 21st Ave, SF (415) 267-1831, www.awakened.info.

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Bulletin Board

PASS ANY DRUG TEST

Urine, blood, hair follicle or saliva. Toll Free 800-733-4429
www.ipassedmydrugtest.com
**Event Space For Rent

**Perfect Event Space

Perfect 5,000 sq. ft. space available for your Art shows, Film shooting, Corporate parties. Includes Full sound system, bar & much more! near California/Van Ness. Call Joe: (415) 474-6968.

GAYSPERMBANK.COM

DONORS NEEDED to play "Uncle". (510) 523-7737.

Be An Angel & Donate Eggs

Age 21-30, Generous Compen- sation! FFC 1-800-939-OVUM

SMART IS SEXY!

The Right Stuff. Date fellow graduates & faculty of Stanford, UCB, the Ivies, Caltech, Claremeont Colleges & a few others!
www.rightstuffdating.com THE RIGHT STUFF 1-800-988-5288.

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Women of all Races

Be An Egg Donor!
Pacific Fertility Parenting Center is seeking dependable, healthy, non-smoking women ages 21-29. $5,000. Call 1-800-734-2015 or request info online at www.DonateYourEggs.com
www.sffertility.com

Hawaii $129 O.W.

Mexico/Caribbean $125 each way, taxes included. www.airtech.com, (212) 219-7000. www.airtech.com

NOT A CONDOM

Consider a new vaginal gel designed to protect against pregnancy and infection. Couples who join a major, federally funded study will test a diaphragm with either the gel or regular spermicide as birth control for 7-12 months.

Up to $500 Plus

FREE supplies, movie passes, CDS and video rentals.
For Information on the BufferGel Study Please Call 1-800-300-5767
SF and East Bay Locations Available.

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AIKIDO - 16 Intro Classes $75

Begins April 27th. 3435 Cesar Chavez @ Valencia. Penny Sablove, 3rd degree black belt. (415) 643-8407.www.heartaikido.com.

Immigration Attorney

Free consultation. Richard Kolomejec (415) 433-7205

UCSF Oral Sex & HIV Study

Do you perform oral sex on men? Do you wonder about your risk of being infected with HIV this way? Interested in participating in a UCSF research study? Call 1-877-ORAL-HIV to find out more.

Be Your Own Lawyer

THE MORE YOU DO THE LESS IT COSTS. General Business, Wills, Contracts & Leases, Immigration. Susan Petro, Atty. At Law, (415) 586-3066.

GOT MAJOR DEBT?

Let us represent you in negotiating your entire balances and payments down to 52% of what you owe. New: CREDIT FICO SCORE restoration program. Call Debt Settlement Solutions today at (650) 323-9005/6

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UCLA EATING DISORDER STUDY

If you have or ever had anorexia nervosa, you and your family members may be eligible for a research study on the genetics of eating disorders conducted by Dr. Michael Strober. Receive $150. Phone (310) 825-9822

BANKRUPTCY - CH. 13 & 7

Low Fees; 33 years experience
Patrick McNamara, Attorney (415) 239-4085 (510) 893-7383 www.McN4BKLAW.com

BLOW JOBS

Slippery Nipples, Screaming Orgasms and 159 other great cocktails. Get a sexy new career in 2 weeks at...
<*C>SF SCHOOL OF BARTENDING <*J>
Lowest tuition in SF! Job placement assistance incl. Attend an intro class for FREE! 760 Market Street (Next to the Virgin Megastore) (415) 362-1116 www.sfbartending.com

PENILE ENLARGEMENT

The #1 Selling System. Safe & Permanent. We Offer Viagara, Testosterone, Xenical & Propecia. For Information Call (619) 299-HUGE or visit us at www.DrJoelKaplan.com.

Sex, Pot, Rock & Roll To $6,680!

Cash Studies For All! Prvt: (415) 995-4901 MoneyUSA.Org

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EROTIC ART Sacred Profanities Gallery 2729 San Pablo Avenue Berkeley, 510-849-4692 12-8PM, Th-Su

Fire & Ice Massage HCMT Se Habla Espanol 510-663-8106

scentuality.com

Be Someone's Miracle

Eggdonors $5.5K+, Surrogates $22K+
Donors ages 21-30 call (415) 455-4626, Surrogates ages 24-39 call (415) 485-1969 or jgorton@jgorton-rnjd.com www.jgorton-rnjd.com , email: jgorton@jgorton-mjd.com

** HAIR MODELS NEEDED!**

at DiPietro Todd Salon for Cutting & Color. Call (415) 693-5549

BANKRUPTCY-LOW$

Marty Courson, Esq. 415.487.0100 www.SFlawyer.net www.sflawyer.net

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Work Injury?
Local work injury victims turn to Free Report, to find out about their rights and what they need to know if they or someone they care about has been involved in an on-the-job injury. Call the toll-free 24 hr. recorded message at (800) 572-2306

Car Accident?

FREE REPORT reveals what you need to know BEFORE you settle your case or speak with anyone. Call TOLL FREE 1-800-716-1102 24 hr. Recorded Message.

**GOT ACNE??**

New laser, no drgs, creams or side-effects. (415) 392-3333

HONDAS FROM $500

Police Impounds for SALE! For Listings, call (800) 319-3323 x 2788

BEST BOTOX!

Special $199/area (415) 990-0913 S.Word RN/T.Svensson MD CA LIC. #G80502
DRUNK DRIVING?
First offender program. Market St. 3 months, 6 months & 12 hour. Multi-lingual-Friendly-Diverse-Discreet Days, Eves & Sat. BART & MUNI (415) 296-9900 www.ncadaba.com.

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Sex Taking Over Your Life?

Counseling for men w/compulsive sexual behavior. George Collins, M.A, 925-932-0201.

SuicideGirls.com

The world famous suicide girls as seen on MTV & in SPIN magazine is looking for models in San Francisco to join our unique website! Looking for goth, punk, emo & indie girls for pinup photo shoots. $200/shoot Female Photographer R rated, not X! Contact: mitten@suicidegirls.com 510-387-7322

Sperm Bank Needs Donors

All Ethnic Groups. $60-80 Compensation. (415) 281-0741.

GOT EGGS?

Our fertility center needs generous women aged 21-29 to help infertile couples start their families. You must be healthy and responsible. You can meet the couple you help. $5,000 + expenses. Call Woman to Woman Fertility Center at 1-800-314-9996.

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Landlord Issues?

Commercial/Residential Tenants call Dave Crow, Attorney at Law (415) 552-9060.
Have you bought a product from a retailer recently? Do you think you've been treated unfairly? Call for free consultation! Law Offices (800) 579-1933

BANKRUPTCIES CH 7 & 13

Free consultation for Bankruptcies including Chap 7 and payment plan for Chap. 13. Patrick McMahon, Attorney (415) 543-9338

FREE SMOKING CESSATION TREATMENT

The Habit Abatement Clinic of UCSF is offering a free research treatment program for smokers. This study combines medication and counseling treatment.
For more information call: (415) 476-7455
www.umich.edu/~niclab

A R T I S T S

Painters, photographers, sculptors, fine artists! Learn to survive & prosper with the Taking the Leap program, a business school for artists. Beginners to advanced. Call today: (510) 653-1655
Seneca Smokes
Tax Free Discount Cigarettes Cartons start at just $11.50! All major brands plus many value brands. Full line of chew, cigars, snuff and pipe tobacco. Call Toll Free - 1-877-234-2447 Or visit our website at: www.senecasmokes.com

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Against the WAR?

www.PEACEFLAGS.org

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INSTANT ANSWERS
HomeDrugTestingKit.com
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www.payforhotsex.com

SINGLES DANCES

www.thepartyhotline.com (415) 507-9962

PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILL!

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NEED TO PASS A DRUG TEST?

Pass every time with Testclear.com

TOLL FREE (866) 837-8253

FREE CELL PHONE! FREE PAGER!
Free unlimited long distance w/local phone! Excel Comm. (877) 838-5874

FREE MEDITATION CLASSES

Mon., Thurs., and Fri. 7:30pm. Special 2hr. seminar Sat. 3pm. Awakened Mind Center, 5907 California St. at 21st Ave. (415) 267-1831. www.awakened.info

Mission Village Market

Every Sat. 9am-4pm 18th St. @ Florida
w/ farmers, artists, flea market vendors (415) 643-3469

PC Cuban Cigars

Casillias Cigars, 4374 Mission St., SF, CA 94112. (415) 585-2372.

$$$ Make Money $$$

In Voiceover!
Learn how W/ Top SF Casting Director $25 session MAY 5th! (415) 956-3878

DIGITAL VIDEO WORKSHOP

Hands-on training. 7 sessions at Fort Mason, $195. Call for info. SF Video Workshops. Class begins Thurs, May 15th (415) 820-9622 or
WWW.DVWORKSHOPS.COM
www.moonhoax.com

UCSF is Conducting a Health Study

Are you a woman 18-19 years old?

Are you interested in comparing birth control pills and vaginal rings over a period of 6 months? You will receive free contraceptives, condoms, and financial reimbursements.
Call 514-0440 for more information.
CARNIVAL SF 2003
Masqueraders wanted! Lots of fun, no pay. Please contact dkaiso@earthlink.net or (415) 282-9620

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Cleaning
B & G Janitorial Service
Offices, banks, stores, restaurants, medical bldgs, homes & apartments. Window & carpet cleaning, strip & wax floors, polish hardwood & marble floors. Pressure washing. All work supervised by owner. (415) 207-1192
Julieta's Janitorial Services
We clean houses, offices and more! We provide supplies. Experience, great references! Great customer service! Free estimates (415) 334-6542 or (415) 587-1367
Housecleaner Available. Friendly, reliable. Reasonable rates, flexible schedule, great references. For a personal touch call Beecher anytime at (415)359-9941

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Computer/Internet
Computer Help
Windows & Mac. In your home - installation troubleshooting-DSL etc. Competitive rates - 7 days Joe (415)431-6766 (650)347-2937.

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Financial Services
Metropolitan Mortgage & Securities Co., Inc. buying seller-financed mortgages through brokers since 1953. To broker a note, call 1-800-268-9184. Visit us online at www.metrobuysnotes.com. (AAN CAN)
$$CASH$$ Immediate Cash for structured settlements, annuities, real estate, notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases, and insurance payouts. (800)794-7310. (CAL*SCAN)
IMMEDIATE CASH!!! US Pension Funding pays cash now for 8 years of your future pension payments. Call 800-586-1325 for a FREE, no-obligation estimate. www.uspensionfunding.com (CAL*SCAN)
PRIVATE PARTY has cash for your Trust Deed. (Quote in 24 hours) Send for "Quote-Sheet" today!! Don, 3487 N. Arrowhead Ave., San Bernardino, CA 92405. (CAL*SCAN)

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Voice Messaging
Abe's Voicemail
$13.50, $11.50, $9.00/mo. Unlimited messages. Local, 800 #s. SF, Marin, Sonoma, East Bay, San Jose. (415) 435-7501 www.abesvoicemail.com.

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Misc. Services
Funky punky hair stylist seeks new cliental. Great rates! New to the city. Ask for Betty! 798 Haight St. or 415.626.6674
A Statewide Classified ($450 for 25-words) or Display ($1,350 for 4"x2.5") ad promoting your product or service in multiple newspapers in California. FREE information packages: (916)288-6010; (916)288-6019. www.cal-scan.com (CAL*SCAN)
FEDERAL EMPLOYMENT. Now hiring Entry- professional levels $19-$72k/yr+ benefits/paid training. Apply now! For info on available positions 1-800-585-9024 ext. 4757. (CAL*SCAN)
GOVERNMENT JOBS - Wildlife and Postal. 48K+ per year. Full benefits. Paid training. No experience necessary. For application and exam call toll free 1-888-778-4266 x850. (CAL*SCAN)
ACCEPTING CALLS 7 DAYS Postal Positions. $14.50 - $36.00+/hour. Entry level/Pd. Training/Green Card OK. 800-878-5485. Announcement #106CAAC (CAL*SCAN)

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Books
The Man Who Would Be Queen: The Science of Gender-Bending and Transsexualismby Michael Bailey. "Recommended," Out Magazine. Available at www.jhpress.org and bookstores. (AAN CAN)

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Collectables
Old Campaign and Presidential pin buttons and other pin buttons from the early 1900's 925-628-6446

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Furniture
Bed 2pc - PILLOWTOP orthopedic, matress set, unused w/warranty, in plastic. Cost $500. Sell $250. Can deliver $40. (510) 430-1660

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Pets
See our new pet of the week in this week's Bay Guardian. Local adoptions are through the SF SPCA

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Misc. Marketplace
EMPORIUM DEPT. STORE Fixture Liquidation: Everything goes Cheap: Garment Racks, Showcases, Mannequins, Antiques, Display Decor; Rolling Ladders, Storage Shelving; MORE. Make offers NOW. Visit 30+ stores/4 states: California, Idaho, Oregon, Washington. FAXED store location list: call (877)687-8289, visit www.nrel.com (800)613-6865. 10% buyers premium. (CAL*SCAN)

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Career Education
A Bartender Can Earn $150-$250 daily. We offer: 2-week class, Job Placement. SF's oldest and largest school. Professional Bartenders School. 800.736.1001, www.barbook.com
$550 Weekly Salary mailing our sales brochure from home. No experience necessary. FT/PT. Genuine opportunity. All supplies provided. Paychecks guaranteed. Call 1-708-808-5182 (24 hours) (AAN CAN)
$$ BARTEND $$ Have fun, make money. Up to $300 per shift. No experience required. Call 800-806-0083 ext 203 (AAN CAN)

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Language Instruction
FRENCH: ENJOY
A fun, personalized 1-on-1 method with French-born tutor. Degreed. Marc (415) 441-2062.

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Workshops Seminars
MOVIE EXTRAS. $200-$600/day - all looks needed. No experience required. TV, music, videos, film, print. Call Digital Exposure @ 1-800-260-3949 ext. 3025. (AAN CAN)

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Community Forum
Love your COUNTRY but AGAINST THIS WAR?? Show both with a PEACE FLAG!! WWW.PEACEFLAGS.ORG

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Community Action Calendar
Tue. April 29th Non-Profit Media Day
3rd Annual event rescheduled and now on 4/29 at The Preservation Park, Oakland CA.
April 25, Friday The War at Home:
Organizing for Economic and Social Justice. And April 26, Saturday. Democratic Socialists of America sponsors an activist conference featuring various workshops such as: Health care for all: highlighting this basic human right th rough legislative and grass roots campaigns to win coverage and protect coverage; How campaigns for living wages and increases in the minimum wage can contribute to movement building, union organizing, and political power and more! Speakers include Dolores Huerta (co-founder UFW), Peter Phillips (Project Censored), Harold Meyerson (American Prospect/LA Weekly), Eliseo Medina (Executive VP, SEIU), Bob Wing (War Times), and more. For complete workshop info visit www.dsausa.org/lowwage
Seniors! Become an Experience Corps volunteer and make a difference in a child's life. Connect with a team of adults 55+ mentoring children in SF public schools. Monthly stipends available. Call Janet Oh at (415)759-3690

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Ongoing Self-Defense Class for Women
Free Self–Defense Class for Women in the Mission. Date: Middle of May or June. Spaces are reserved for low-income, immigrant women and women of color. Call San Francisco Women Against Rape @ 415-861-2024 (ext304).
Iyengar Yoga Institute ~ SF Over 40 public classes weekly, including prenatal and parent/baby classes; thematic weekend workshops; world class instructors; two-year, 500 hour teacher training program; specialized yoga store; and retreats. www.iyisf.org, (415) 753-0909
April 2-7 Calistoga, CA Six Day Healing Intensive Retreat Improve physical and emotional health. Release unwanted negative patterns. Deepen your spiritual connection. Build healthy, loving relationships. Overcome obstacles to joy. High rate of success. 877-720-8143
Child Advocates Needed! CASA is a nonprofit that works with volunteers who are dedicated to improving the situation for children in foster care. Trained volunteers are sworn officers of the court, appointed by the judge to assess a child's circumstances and write a court report about the children's needs. Please call (510) 434-2542 for more info.

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Announcements
T.V. Show (multi-award winning) needs talent. Actors, Singers, Dancers, Models, Musicians, Writers, Editors. Entertainers of ALL kinds. Be seen by millions. No Fees. (415) 381-4275.
Your Classified Ad printed in more than 100 alternative papers like this one for just $1,150.00! Reach more than 15 million sophisticated, youthful and active readers weekly. Go to www.aancan.com or call this paper for info. (AAN CAN)
*LAND AUCTION* 200 Properties must be sold! Low down/E-Z Financing. Free catalog. 800-536-9154. www.LANDAUCTION.COM (CAL*SCAN)
**ACCEPTING CALLS 7 DAYS** Postal positions/federal hire $14.80+hr/PD training/benefits 800-878-5485. Announcement #CA920. (CAL*SCAN)
get poettreefree at Gg-Re.orG
JOBS! JOBS! JOBS! Now hiring/testing for 2003. FREE call/up to $18.35 hr. Paid training/full benefits. 1-877-309-2449, ext. 645. (CAL*SCAN)
***ANNOUNCEMENT*** Hiring for 2003/Postal positions. Federal hire, $28.50/hr. Full benefits/paid training and vacations. No exp. necessary. 1-877-329-5268 ext. 131. (CAL*SCAN)

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Lost and Found
Found on Sunday, April 20th on 11th Street in South of Market area in San Francisco: The faceplate to a Blaupunkt car stereo. Identify it and it's yours. seth@sfbg.com

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Personal Messages
Inmate seeking open & sincere correspondence to fill the void of my persistent loneliness. Please write: Charles Randolph #65107, POB 1989, Ely, Nevada 89301

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Adoption
Scared & Alone?
Not ready to be a mom? Call us for support & confidential adoption info. Many loving, $ecure families ready to devote their lives to your baby. $ assistance. Diane Michelsen Adoption & Surrogacy Office. 800-877-1880. www.lodm.com.

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Travel Services
Yankee Clipper Travel
1-866-356-2260. Las Vegas Packages Available. Cruises also Available. Yankeeclippertravel.com. cst# 2057689-40 ... See our ad in the travel section for other destinations.
LATINDISCOUNTERS
LOWEST FARES TO EUROPE, MEXICO, CENTRAL AND SOUTHAMERICA FROM ANYWHERE IN US. CALL US OR BOOK ONLINE. WWW.LATINDISCOUNTERS.COM (415) 467-9130 OR 1-877-426-8676
STA TRAVEL
Its your trip, take it!! Specials to: London, Paris, Frankfurt, Amsterdam and Madrid. See our ad in this weeks Travel Section for other destinations. cst# 1017560-40. (415) 391-8407 36 Geary St. (650) 322-4790 267 University Ave. www.statravel.com
Come To Hawaii
Discover hidden secrets of the Big Island, Choose a lovely affordable vacation rental home. www.hawaiiislandrentals.com (808)965-6299
Ticket Planner! WE WILL BEAT ANY PRICE! Business Class 40 - 70% Off, International and Domestic Tickets. The Cheapest Way to Fly! Book Around the World for April/ May/ June/ July and August before it's too late! - $799 and up! 1095 Market Street, Ste. 410, SF, CA 94111. (415) 551-0000, Wknd: (415) 310-9267, ticketplanner@aol.com. CST2066939.
LATIN AMERICA - "We are ...Numero Uno to Latin America! Lowest Airfares to South America and Central America. Americas Travel - (415) 703-9955, 348 Hayes St., SF. www.americastravel.net CST - 2064111-40.

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Ole Travel. 800-559-5192
Fly with style and save! www.airticketmasters.com (800) 204-9693 We have over 70 million names stored in our database. You name it we go it! Inexpensive car rental rate.
H.I.S-Why pay more? Travel smart with H.I.S. (800) 573-6447 870 Market St. Suite 746, SF 94102
ROCKBOTTOM FARES-Call for details for the lowest fares! (800) 569-5946
Joinus Travel Round the world from $1095. 1st/Biz 40-70% OFF www.joinustravel.com cst#2020645-40 415-292-9660
Air N'Travel. 10 days Bali. 415-292-1833.
AVR Travel ServicesCheap Airfare! (888) 287-8780 www.AVRTravel.com (415) 241-0805. Please call us for details!!!
Cheap Airfare!-Please call us for details. (888) 287-8780 www.AVRTravel.com (415) 241-0805.
Flying Dutchman - Cruise ad. 800-225-5759
Yankee Clipper Travel 1-866-356-2260. Las Vegas Packages Available. Cruises also Available. Yankeeclippertravel.com. cst# 2057689-40 ... See our ad in the travel section for other destinations.

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Change your World! STA Travel Specials to: London, Paris, Frankfurt, Amsterdam and Madrid. See our ad in this weeks Travel Section for other destinations. cst# 1017560-40. (415) 391-8407 36 Geary St. (650) 322-4790 267 University Ave. www.statravel.com
Bed & Breakfast Inns ONLINE. Plan your next getaway or business trip at www.bbonline.com. More than 4,500 B&Bs and 15,000 color pictures! (AAN CAN)
www.holidayadventure.com-Last minute specialist (800) 559-5513 or (415) 956-3900 email:sales@holidayadventuretravel.com 500 Sutter street, suite 211, San Francisco, CA 94102/
AIRFARES and ADVENTURE TRIPS - SMALL GROUP ADVENTURE TRIPS to South & Central America, Asia, Africa and the South Pacific. Eurail Passes issued on-the-spot. Adventure Travel Co. 595 Market Street, Ste. 143. San Francisco. 415.247.1800 or 800.467.4595. CST#2038366-40 www.atcadventures.com

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General Travel
Birding in Costa Rica All-Women Trip July 16-27th. Mixed Group July 2-13th. Sandra Pollack at journeyweavers@aol.com or (607) 277-1416
DISNEYLAND VACATIONS! Save up to 50% on Disneyland Vacations. Book now! Call Get Away Today @800-523-6116 or go to www.getawaytoday.com (CAL*SCAN)

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Career Services
ABC Bartending School Nationwide Locations 1-2 week programs. BARTENDING Owner Tony Sylvester's schools have trained thousands and placed thousands into JOBS Nationwide since 1977 www.abcbartending.com Call and compare Lowest Tuition in the Bay Area 1-888-262-5824

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Employment Agencies
Jackson Personnel Employment Services - (415) 546-4500

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Progressive Opportunities
Save our Forests. Campaign jobs with the Sierra Club. Save California's Wilderness! See our Display ad for details.
Grocery
FARMER'S MKT SALES
For top quality organic olive co. Sats & Possible Suns in Bay Area. Must have vehicle + storage space. Salary + commission (877) 268-6563

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Business Opportunities
Great Internet Opportunity. Full time/part time. Check this url: www.goconsumer1st.com/jeanhaidar.htm or call (925) 691-9042
Work From Home
Every day is pay day! Low start-up. Huge rewards. Call 1-877-253-7314
ALL CASH CANDY Route. Do you earn $800 in a day? Your own local candy route. Includes 30 machines and candy. All for $9,995. 1-800-998-VEND.
CAPPUCCINO ITALIAN COFFEE Company expanding. Distributors wanted. High-profit potential. Anyone can do this! Call 800-813-6625. (CAL*SCAN)
A+ M&M, MARS/NESTLE vending route. Unique machine. Great opportunity! Prime locations! Excellent profit potential. Investment required $10K & under. Financing available. Toll-Free **1-800-637-7444**. (CAL*SCAN)
DATA ENTRY Great Pay. Flexible hours. Home Computer & Modem required. Free training. Medical Billers Network 1-800-382-4282 Ext. 34. (CAL*SCAN)

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RECESSION PROOF! Coke/Hershey/Water. E-Z financing with $7950 down. $2k-4k, professional vending route. Call 1-877-843-8726. (CAL*SCAN)
AN INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY for growth, personally and financially. Income potential $20K+ per month. Legitimate business. Home-based. Fascinating product. Not a scam or MLM. 800-704-2286. (CAL*SCAN)
AAA VENDING ROUTE. 80 selling units. Prime locations. $9450 Invest. 25% down WAC. 800-396-9311. (CAL*SCAN)
TAILOR SHOP
Open your own tailor shop and new laundromat/cleaners near UCSF Med. Center. Call (415) 794-1120
A SERIOUS HOME BUSINESS $5,000 - $20,000 per month. Not MLM, 800-287-0905. (CAL*SCAN)
$200K ANNUAL POTENTIAL. Home-based business. Free recorded message. 1-800-570-8905. (CAL*SCAN)
DESIGN FLASH MX Websites! High income opportunity: Earn $80,000 yearly PT/FT. No experience necessary! Our trainers will come train you at home. Call now 1-866-352-7448. (CAL*SCAN)
America's Hottest Opportunity - DOLLAR STORES. 1-800-829-2915. Own your own store. Turnkey from $45,900. DollarStoreServices.Com (CAL*SCAN)

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Modeling / Casting Calls
Models
FEMALE MODELS
Petite Asian/Latina/Euro/Exotic. Fashion, bikini & lingerie photo shoot. All ages. Paid cash daily. No experience req. Call John for details at (415) 974-4398
Models Search Females 18-30 Sexy, Slender for new reality show, national exposure call for appointment Tina 925-642-6457
Carnival SF 2003
Masqueraders wanted. Come play Jab Molassi (Molasses Devil) with Dance Kaiso. $10.00 band fee, lots of fun, no pay. Please contact dkaiso@earthlink.net or (415) 282-9620
DANCERS
Joti is looking for 4-6 fit, Rhythmic, Sensuous, Energetic, Dependable, male and female dancers to learn the choreography to 4 songs and then have brush up rehearsals for specific gigs. Expenses paid and pay. Sunday, April 27 3 p.m., at the SF Bay Club on Greenwich near the Embarcadero. Charity events and paid performances: May 16; June 21; June 28 www.jotimusic.com joti@jotimusic.com 510-393-7286

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General Employment
activism
Forests Forever
Get Active And Work To Make A Difference! We're hiring PT Phone Canvassers to help save CA's largest state forests. $11.45/hr. + bonuses, paid training, vacation/ sick/ holiday pay. Call (415) 974-4205 between 9:30am and 12:30pm or email: employment@forestsforever.org. (See our display ad for more info).
WAR WITHOUT END? Organize For Human Rights, International Cooperation, and Nonproliferation. Multicultural, Feminist Environment. Paid Training, Career Opportunities. Berkeley Location. F/T - guaranteed salary, med./dental benefits, paid vacation - call Dolores. P/T - evening hours, great for students, earn up to $20/hr. - Call Laura. 510.849.2081, www.californiapeaceaction.org
Activism
WAR WITHOUT END?
Organize For Human Rights, International Cooperation, and Nonproliferation. F/T and P/T positions available. CA Peace Action - 510.849.2081, www.californiapeaceaction.org (See our display ad for details).
Legal
Carry a baby with the genes of a loving couple. Surrogate Moms Needed Earn $20,000 + Age 21-34 Prior Birth Egg Donors Needed Earn $5,000 +. Age 21-30 years Drup/Smoke Free we handle ALL the arrangements Adoption & Surrogacy. Law Offices of Diane Michelsen. 1-800-877-1880. www.FamilyFormation.com

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Publishing
Ticket to Write
The San Francisco Bay Guardian, the Bay Area's biggest, hippest news weekly, offers writing internships for aspiring journalists. The Guardian internship is a great way to gain experience, and clips, at one of the nation's foremost alternative papers. The four-month program is unpaid and requires a commitment of two days each week. Log on to www.sfbg.com for more information, or call (415) 255-3100 ext. 573 to have an informational flyer sent to you. Apply today, and be part of the solution.
Work From Home
PAID IN ADVANCE!! $1000+/WK stuffing envelopes from home. Earn $4.00/envelope. Guaranteed! 100% legitimate. 1-800-242-0363 ext.2923 www.envelopesfromhome.com
FORESTS FOREVER - We Need You to Help Us Proliferate Life!!! Activists, Organizers & Forest Defenders. Forests Forever is now hiring and training motivated and articulate activists for PT Phone Canvasser. Paid Training/ Vacation/ Sick/ Holiday Pay. $11.45/hr. + Bonuses. Call 415.974.4205 or Fax resume: 415.974.3664, or email: employment@forestsforever.org - FORESTS FOREVER, 50 First St., Ste. 401, San Francisco. www.forestsforever.org
Home Care
HEALTH FOOD SHOPPING or slow careful cleaning for sensitive disabled Jewish Feminist. 1-3 days. (510) 594-4000 ext 220.
Receptionist
LICENSED ENDERMOLOGIST NEEDED for a busy endermologie office. E-mail resumes to: michelle@drzingaro.com

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EARN $600 WEEKLY
Working through the government part-time. No experience. Alot of opportunities. (800) 308-2850 code Z31
CMP Staffing $$Fast Cash$$ Trade Show & Convention Work Strong Cust. Svc. No Exp. Nec. Flex Sched. (415) 543-3311
Sales
Candy Vendor at Concerts
20-30 Vendors needed for huge concerts and sporting events! Great pay, lots of fun! Priority given to car-owners/drivers. Call ASAP, Peachy's Puffs (415) 447-1770 ext. 3
Work From Home
$250-$500/week will train to work at home helping the U.S. Government file HUD/FHA mortgage refunds no experience necessary call 1-800-778-0353
Driver
Van Delivery Driver
F/T in relaxed, friendly environment. Organic produce home delivery. Clean DMV. Experience required. 26.5K plus benefits. Women & Minorities encouraged to apply. Fax Resume: (415) 648-2597
DELIVERY/ATTENDANT
For new cleaners in SF. P/T Good DMV record required. Fax resume: (707) 584-7269 Position description: http://hometown.aol.com/sfwashclub/myhomepage/business.html

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JOIN OUR TEAM and make a difference. In the California Army National Guard you can get money for college and career training. Call 1-800-GO-GUARD. (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
CLASS A CDL in just 2 1/2 weeks. Tuition paid. Hiring experienced drivers. No credit checks. No felons. Immediate medical benefits. 1-800-781-2778. wgreen@crst.com (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
DRIVERS: TEAMS + WESTERN Express = Success. Solid miles, good home time, competitive pay, benefits package, paid vacation, Class A-CDL, 22 yrs. old, good MVR. 888-793-9732. (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
Driver - COVENANT TRANSPORT. 150 teams needed immediately. Ask about our priority dispatch. Owner operators, experienced drivers, solos, teams and graduate students. Call 1-888-MORE PAY (1-888-667-3729). (CAL*SCAN)
Driver
SLT EXPRESS. We are seeking experienced OTR drivers for 35 Western states. Must have CDL-A with Hazmat. Excellent pay & benefits. Call 866-313-0478 or 800-835-9471. (CAL*SCAN)
Hotel Valet/Cashier/Night Audit All shifts available. Competitive Wages + TIPS Flexible Schedules Must be well groomed. Be Energetic, Have Excellent Communication Skills, Opportunity for Rapid Advancement. A Current "MVR" Report. A Valid Drivers' License. Please call today (650) 259-6562
Sales
AVON. Entrepreneur wanted. Must be willing to work whenever you want, be your own boss, and enjoy unlimited earnings. Let's talk. (888)942-4053. (CAL*SCAN)
Child Advocates Needed! CASA is a nonprofit that works with volunteers who are dedicated to improving the situation for children in foster care. Trained volunteers are sworn officers of the court, appointed by the judge to assess a child's circumstances and write a court report about the children's needs. Please call (510) 434-2542 for more info.

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Moving/Storage
The State of California Public Utilities Commission requires firms moving household goods to show a T-number in their ad. For information or to check a T-number, call the CA Public Utilities Commission at 1-800-366-4782.
Need an extra pair of hands? Non-profit Day Labor Program provides individuals and businesses w/ workers for moving, construction, cleaning, gardening & more. Specializing in short jobs, $12-15/hr. Call 7am-12noon Mon-Sat to hire one or many workers. (415) 252-5375 or 5376.
Tom's Moving House, Office, Apartments Fast, Friendly, and Personable Service. No job too small or large Loading and unloading of rental trucks Short notice jobs welcome! (415) 756-5275

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Trucking/Hauling
YOEL'S HAULING
FROM $15/hr. Bay Area's Best Haulers also offer yard, garage cleanup, tree care and dump runs. (415) 282-2023 or page (415) 202-6572. WE RECYCLE.
CARTY MOVING & STORAGE 415-831-8301 No job too small or big Experts at hoisting what won't fit through doors and stairways Loading and unloading of rental trucks Piano moving specialists Packing service available Last minute moves welcome LIC 189107 Insured PL & PD
2 BIG GUYS
1 Clean Truck. Careful Furniture, Piano Handling Local & World wide BIG or small, 1 Call Does All 24hrs/364 days! (415) 764-7333.
BEASTS OF BURDEN
Big jobs! Small jobs! From hear to there. Better, cheaper, faster!! Strong, fast, friendly, careful. REFERENCES, LOW RATES. (415) 305-8599

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Home Services
Bob & Tom's Windows. Replacement Windows By Milgard. Energy efficient vinyl, wood & aluminum. Easy installation, no interior remodeling. Custom built to your exact size. Cuts outside noise and drafts. Guaranteed as long as you own your home. BOB & TOM'S WINDOW CO. Factory Authorized Dealer, AMA Certified Installers, PG&E Certified. VISIT OUR SHOWROOM AT 2636 SAN BRUNO AVENUE, S.F. Serving the Bay Area Since 1979. AFTER YOU RECEIVE YOUR BEST QUOTE - CALL US! SATURDAY BY APPOINTMENT. 415-468-5501, 650-692-4270. "Providing For Today, The Solutions Of Tomorrow!"

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Cleaning
Window & Carpet Cleaning
"Excellent" No window too high. Ref. avail. Fully insured. Satisfaction guaranteed. 16 years of exp. Call (415) 821-9039

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Misc. Service
Need An Extra Pair Of Hands? Contact The SF Day Labor Program! We are a non-profit that specializes in connecting homeowners, renters, event planners, and businesses with an extra pair of hands. We specialize in temporary and sporadic labor, and can send workers to jobs as brief as three hours or can fill permanent positions. We are flexible, affordable, and convenient. Contact (415) 252-5375 or 5376 during business hours: 7am-1pm, Mon-Fri, 7am-12pm, Sat. Call up to an hour prior to reserve reliable workers for moving, hauling, gardening, clean-up, set-up, painting, security, and more. With prior notice, laborers are available 7 days/week, at all hours, at rates of $12-17/hr. Our Women's Collective [which can also be reached at (415) 252-5375 or 5376, and requires only one day advanced notice] specializes in cleaning, childcare, eldercare, and cooking. We are a non-profit dedicated to worker empowerment; all of the money that you are paying goes directly to the workers.

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Musicians Wanted
CROSSTOPS seeks a proficient bass player. Punk, Rock, Country. Check out www.crosstops.com for more info or call 415-820-9685.
A CAPELLA seeks TENOR - 8 mixed voices, all styles music, semipro, rehearse weekly SF. Seeking range, blend, experience, fun. Auditions early April. (415) 824-4011 fwi_sings@earthlink.net
Vocals needed. Explosive new hard rock sound, very pro talent, attitude. Label interest, free recording studio time, ready to gig. (510) 482-4022.
Bass pro needed to complete progressive Hard Rock band. Shows, Summer tour, Indie label, private recording studio. Heavy, slow to mid tempo, off-time ala Tool. (510) 482 4022.
Jimmy Page/ Keith Richard seeks working group. Studio and live versions, costume experienced, open to original work also. (415) 928-2256.

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Bassist wanted by established band The Slow Poisoners. Folk-glam, early Bowie and Dylan, a little bit country and a little bit weird. On Heyday Records. No money. Write andrew@slowpoisoners.com
Willie Wild seeks rock Drummer and one who slings Four or Six Strings to help Polish rock Collection. SALE: 1973 Fender P.Bass $400. (415)205-0362
Bassist and drummer wanted. To form Blues and Rock band with guitarist/vocalist (50 yrs. old) in SF. Gary (415) 665-2082
Blues Improv! Nor Cal Kings Blues/ Rock improv group is auditioning bass, keys, vocals, and drums. Very pro, seek the best! (510) 482-4022.

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Rehearsal Space
Share new deluxe studio w/up to 2 others for $215/mo. 24-7 lockout. Parking, alarm, windows, fan. Call Barbara (415) 661-5161.

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Music Services
Musicians
Career assistance is available for working musicians. We can help you with Networking, Gig Referrals, Contracts, Instrument Insurance, Rehearsal Space and much More! The Musicians Union, Local 6 116, 9th St. San Francisco, Ca. 94103 (415) 575-0777. www.afm6.org
Singing Technique
Expand range, volume, breath. Beautiful singing the natural way. All styles-levels. Free session. Bruno Alving (415) 468-3264.
SING! Blues, Jazz, Rock, Pop, Folk, & More. All Ages/ All Levels. Breathing, Mic Technique, Presence, Power. FREE CONSULTATION, REASONABLE RATES. Pro singer teaching since 1973. (510) 522-3399.
ANNIE'S CELLO STUDIO. Lessons for All Ages and Levels. Music for All Occasions. ANNIE YEH, M.M. (415) 674-6754. www.anniescellostudio.com
DJ
Local DJ specializing in funky house and dance music. 3+ years exp. House parties, clubs, outdoor events. I support local artists and labels! Listen to mixes at: www.djsly.com
GREAT VOICES!!!
ARE MADE NOT BORN. Rapid, vocal development with the Stanley Method. Open throat, free diaphragm, reliable technique. Mark Narins (415) 928-SING (7464).

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Music Equipment for Sale
$ SAXOPHONES WANTED. TOP CASH PAID. Call (415) 647-7777.
Drumset in splendid condition. Full set w/hardware and seat. 3 toms, snare, hi hat, bass, crash. Glorious-sounding sound source set w/Remo heads. alix@popmail.com
Bass Upright. Exceptional Tone with new bag $695. Violin, accoustic/electric, case and bow $195 Cello, beautiful tone, hand-carved, figured wood, hard-case $1450 (415) 596-4277
Drumset, Tama Rockstar w/Sabian cymbals. 3 toms, snare, bass.Ride, crash, hi-hat w/stands/pedals. Dark red. Very good condition -- $400 firm. 415-424-6571

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Home Buyer Services
Reader's Notice
All real estate advertised herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make any such preference, limitation, or discrimination. We will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which is in violation of the law. All persons are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised are available on an equal opportunity basis.
Buy! Don't rent. For more information about properties for sale in your price range and how to get the process started call KATHY CLOSE, Realtor. (510) 913-8128 Do a "property search." www.pruweb.com/kathyclose Prudential California Realty

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Homes for Sale, East Bay
Fantastic Vallejo House
Great price! 3,000 square foot. 4 br, 4 ba home. Pool, party room, sauna, front and back yard, and much more! Call Ian (707) 648-3936

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Homes for Sale, Other
Sacramento Midtown 9 rm cross gabled craftsman bungalow 3 story 3 bath jacuzzi bidet 4 car garage 1200 sq ft street level work area $695,000 call Scotty (916)983-8824
PALM SPRINGS
Much sought-after Alexander home, near golf, 3/2, pool, high ceilings, fireplace, hardwood and tile floors. $350k. Seller is lic.RE agent. Phone 760-321-8349
WHY PAY RETAIL? Singles from $19,990. Doubles from $28,995. Triples from $48,995. Plus delivery & set. Top Quality Homes at Guaranteed LOWEST PRICE! Call 1-800-242-0060. (CAL*SCAN)

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Rural Real Estate
Upscale living without the traffic, pollution and sales tax! Lots are going fast. www.runningyproperty.com or call (541) 892-0673

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Real Estate Financing
STOP FORECLOSURES NOW. We can catch up your payments. Call (415) 902-3350.
HOME MORTGAGE LOANS. Lowest Interest rates. All credit types. No prepayment penalties. Best service in the state. California DRE. Empyrean Funding. Call now 800-720-8969 x101. (CAL*SCAN)

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Property for Sale
LOCATION*LOCATION*LOCATION 30 Miles from Booming El Paso, Texas. 20 acres, roads/surveyed. References! Money Back Guarantee. No credit check. $9,995, $0 down, $99/month. www.sunsetranches.com 1-800-755-8953 (AAN CAN)
COLORADO RANCH SALE 35 ac-80 ac Parcels. Up to $10,000 below appraisal. Save $$ now and own some of Colorado's best ranches. Enjoy fabulous views of the Rockies with stunning sunsets! Access to 6000 acres of Fed. rec. area. Year round road with tel/elec. Exc. Owner financing. Call toll free 1-866-696-5263. (CAL*SCAN)
ARIZONA BEST BARGAIN, 36 acres - $24,900. Borders State Land. Beautiful ranch in Williams/Flagstaff area, perfect 6,100' climate. Spectacular mountain views. Affordable financing. AZLR 1-877-282-5263. (CAL*SCAN)

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Roommate Services
ALL AREAS - ROOMMATE.COM. Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit: www.Roommate.com (AAN CAN)

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Shared Housing, SF
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Sublets & Roommates
$450+ All Areas - Browse/ List Free! www.Sublet.com, 1-877-FOR-RENT.
$525 MARINA - Share top floor Victorian 3BR, 1BA flat with neat, nonsmoking male. Unit has HW floors, bridge views, DW, laundry, yard, roofdeck, storage. Your room is spacious with large walk-in closet. - Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, with the most available listings -- guaranteed, instant email alerts, INTERIOR PHOTOS, free preview search. Only $45 for 45 day access to ALL matches. www.MetroRent.com (415) 563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!
$650 nob hill no smoking/no drugs. 2 rooms, shared kitchen and bath. (415) 567-3040
$795 CASTRO/EUREKA VALLEY - (20th St. at Church) to share with a 34yo Straight Male and 2 others. W/D, Fireplace, Deck, Share apt. with 1 Graduate Student / Teacher (straight) and 1 Architect (gay, male), across street from Dolores Park. Roof top deck w/ view, convenient to Mission, Noe Valley and Muni J-line. Quiet room in back. (#36414) - We have over 300 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/Guarantee.
$825 NOB HILL - (Jackson St. at Larkin St.) to share with a 24yo Straight Female and 2 others. HW Floors, My roommate and I are in our early 20's, both work full time, we are looking for a female in her twenties preferably who is responsible, clean, friendly and financially secure. (#36431) - We have over 300 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/Guarantee.
$975 PACIFIC HEIGHTS - (Jackson at Fillmore) to share with a 28yo Straight Male. W/D, Parking, Please be responsible, open minded, clean, easy going and able to pay your bills on time. (#36422) - We have over 300 rooms in San Francisco! Place your room ad with us for FREE. RENT TECH (415) 863-7368 or www.renttech.com. Fee/Guarantee.

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Shared Housing, East Bay
$445 BERKELEY - Charming small room and fabulous two-room suite ($545) available now! Seeking mature lesbians or straight celibate women. No smokers/pets. (510) 843-0680

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Shared Housing, Other
600 mo Oakland/Lake Merit area furnished large bd rm and Private Large Bath hardwood floor, fireplace, utilities included 3 Blks from Bart shared with one male prefer mature female (510)444-8467

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Sublets
Apartments & Sublets
$850+, All Areas - 1-2 bedrooms, furnished and unfurnished. Browse/ List Free. 1-877-FOR-RENT, www.Sublet.com.

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Rental Services
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Rental Housing, SF
Apartments & Sublets
$450+, All Areas - Browse/ List Free! www.Sublet.com, 1-877-FOR-RENT.
Homes from $199/mo. 1-3 bedroom Foreclosures! 4% down, 30 yrs. @ 8.5% APR Stop renting and own! For listings, call (800) 719-3001 xR399
$2800 BAYVIEW - Top floor condo over 1800 sq ft. 3 bed/2 bath + office. Cheree (415) 468-4371
Clean private rooms
with kitchenette, ceiling fan, laundry. Bus access, Potrero location. $550-600/month. Mike (415) 725-0801. Call 10am-6pm.
$1500 Bernal Heights- house for rent 2 Bedroom, 1 Bathroom, Garage, Yard, No Pets call Anna 650-355-0638
$1250 COLE VALLEY - Top floor 1BR, 1BA with new HW floors, private parking. Cats, small dogs welcome! Great location close to shops, restaurants, public transportation. - Details at MetroRent.com, SF and the East Bay's largest and best service for 20+ years, with the most available listings -- guaranteed, instant email alerts, INTERIOR PHOTOS, free Premium Listings. Only $45 for 45 day access to ALL matches. www.MetroRent.com (415) 563-7368 List Vacancies for FREE!

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$2100 Outer Mission - 2 br, 2 ba, Edwardian Flat, avail Now. Yard, Pets Negotiable, Private garage, call Patricia at (415) 239-2730, more info at: metrorent.com/328297.
$1195 Richmond - 1 br, 1 ba, Older Loft, avail. Now. Yard, No pets allowed, Street parking only, call Louise at (415) 566-1050, more info at: metrorent.com/340932.
$1200 Western Addition - Studio, 1 ba, Modern Apartment, avail Now. Courtyard, No pets allowed, Private Parking Space, call Peter at (415) 380-8901, more info at: metrorent.com/340772.
$1195 Upper Nob Hill - Studio, 1 ba, 1920's In-law, avail 6/1/03. Garden, No pets allowed, Street parking only, call Terri at (415) 459-7735, more info at: metrorent.com/341084.
$995 Nob Hill - Studio, 1 ba, Edwardian Apartment, avail Now. Cat OK, Street parking only, call Karla at (415) 673-0500, more info at: metrorent.com/341152.
$2050 Duboce Triangle - 1 br, 1 ba, Edwardian Apartment, avail 5/26/03. Yard/Deck, Cat OK, Street parking only, call D'Anne at (415) 621-8486, more info at: metrorent.com/341200.
$1575 Ingleside - 2 br, 1 ba, Contemporary Condo, avail 4/23/03. No pets allowed, Garaged parking, call mira at (415) 205-1849, more info at: metrorent.com/341221.
$3000 Laurel Heights/USF - 3 br, 2 ba, 1950's Apartment, avail 5/1/03. Yard, No pets allowed, Private Parking Space, call Jack at (415) 902-9955, more info at: metrorent.com/340036.
$2000 Outer Mission - 4 br, 2 ba, Modern House, avail Now. Yard, No pets allowed, Garaged parking, call Eric at (415) 215-4034, more info at: metrorent.com/341524.

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$1250 Russian Hill - Studio, 1 ba, 1920's Condo, avail 5/15/03. Courtyard, No pets allowed, Street parking only, call Betty at (805) 784-9401, more info at: metrorent.com/341579.
$995 Richmond - 1 br, 1 ba, Contemporary Apartment, avail 5/1/03. No pets allowed, Street parking only, call Linda at (415) 924-0154, more info at: metrorent.com/341540.
$1050 POTRERO HILL - Studio. Cat Ok. Condominium Features: Car Port, Dishwasher, Disposal. (#83374) - Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2300 vacancies in San Francisco (60 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing through us we offer a money-back guarantee!
$1700 PACIFIC HEIGHTS - 2BR, 1BA. Pets Ok. Flat Features: Garage, W/D, HW Floors, View. (#83473) - Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2300 vacancies in San Francisco (60 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing through us we offer a money-back guarantee!
$1400 NORTH BEACH/TELEGRAPH HILL - Studio. Pets Ok. Flat Features: Fireplace, W/D, Deck, Garden, Views. (#83481) - Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2300 vacancies in San Francisco (60 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing through us we offer a money-back guarantee!
$1150 NOB HILL - 1BR, 1BA. Apartment Features: HW Floors. (#83546) - Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2300 vacancies in San Francisco (60 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing through us we offer a money-back guarantee!

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$950 MARINA/COW HOLLOW - Studio. Pets Ok. Apartment Features: W/D, HW Floors, Views. (#83558) - Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2300 vacancies in San Francisco (60 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing through us we offer a money-back guarantee!
$1395 CASTRO/EUREKA VALLEY - 1BR, 1BA. Pets Ok. Flat Features: HW Floors, Yard, Garden. (#83578) - Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2300 vacancies in San Francisco (60 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing through us we offer a money-back guarantee!
$1000 RUSSIAN HILL - Studio. Apartment Features: HW Floors. (#83603) - Free preview with photos at www.renttech.com - We have over 2300 vacancies in San Francisco (60 % More than ANY other service)! RENT TECH (415) 863-7368. We are so sure you will successfully find housing through us we offer a money-back guarantee!

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Rental Housing, East Bay
1 bedroom apt. Oakland Artists district. Parking, Laundry, close to bart. $1200 mo. PG+E included. (800) 935-7383
$1250 Alameda triplex 2 bedroom 1 bath. Hardwood floor, washer hookup. (510) 521-9932
$1195 Oakland2 br, 1 ba, pets welcome. Fenced yard, w/d hookup. (510) 261-3858

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Rental Housing, Other
LOW $$ ARCATA - Sublet duplex in Arcata or exchange. Near HSU/Bus, enclosed yard (707) 826-1016
Two great units in Victorian in Vallejo. Upper, over 1400 sq. feet, lower, bright 1 bedroom. Two blocks to ferry. Pet considered. Great manager. 707.557.4380

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Live/Work Space
$1000 House/Art Studio- 2 bedrooms, 2 Baths on 16 acre artist community near Eugene Oregon. gardens, river, etc. see wickesbealstudios.org or call 541-933-2568
$1325-NW Oakland near Emeryville, + deposit, 840 sq.ft., new appliances, 1 bedroom, 1 space gated parking, pets allowed, shared patio call after 10 a.m. (510) 835-1462
Live Work Spaces. Oakland near Fruitvale BART. Kitchen. Full Bath. 2 @ 1900 square feet & 1 @ 1700 square feet. $1700 & $1900/month. (510) 536-9828. SIGN UP NOW FOR FREE APRIL RENT!
Live Work Spaces. Oakland near Fruitvale BART. Kitchen. Full Bath. 1400-2600 square feet. $1450-$2350/month. (510) 536-9828. SIGN UP NOW FOR FREE APRIL RENT!

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Commercial Rentals
Oakland office for rent. 10 x 12 $475/mo. includes utilities 801 98th Ave. (510) 777-8400 Near I-880 and airport.

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Vacation Rentals
HAWAII CALLS.....ARE YOU LISTENING?
5 minutes to Kona. Beautiful 4 bedroom, 3 bath house with pool, and beautifully landscaped gardens. 1/4 mile to beach, 1 mile to some of the best snorkeling on the island. APRIL SPECIAL: $1400 week. Visit www.myhawaiirental.com, email: werfhorst@aol.com or call (831) 465-6830.
BELIZE!- . $150/week. Casita for 2 near Carribean water. Fish, boat, swim, near Cerro Maya ruins, in quiet coastal village. (415) 279-5876 (801) 374-8256

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