Take it outside
Everything under the
sun a picnic primer
EVERY SUMMER, more picnics are dreamed of than ever get eaten.
And with good reason: picnicking in the familiar sense of basket,
blanket, and potato salad in a rustic setting very often seems
to call for more toil, planning, and preparation than most of us are
willing to invest. But it doesn't have to be that way. Picnics are best
when they're simple, spur-of-the-moment things, and if that means taking
liberties with tradition, all the better; it's summer. And the picnic
is the one pleasure of the season that embraces all the others: you're
outside, you're rolling on a blanket, and you're eating something good.
Equipped with any of the suggestions below (some more loosely interpreting
the word than others; all as easy as they are enjoyable, along with
a strong conviction that picnicking is a freestyle event, you can truly
exploit every out-of-doors meal opportunity to the fullest.
The amorous picnic
There's something so wholesome about picnicking, which makes it the
perfect vehicle for seduction: while you relax on a blanket, praising
the beauties of nature, the object of your desire slowly begins to think
you're somehow responsible for the warmth of the sun and the wine, falling
helpless before your fascinations by early evening. Of course, much
depends on the right natural surroundings, and you can't do better
without going farther than a picnic on Angel Island. Begin at
the Ferry Building (Market and Embarcadero), where you can fill your
basket with wine, bread, cheese, and chocolate at the new shops inside;
on the right day you can even make your selection from the tasty, fresh
produce at the new farmer's market. And from there it's just a short
ferry ride (Blue and Gold Fleet, Pier 41, S.F. $12 round trip. 415-705-555,
www.blueandgoldfleet.com)
to picnic paradise. The island itself will do a lot of your wooing;
what little else remains is up to you.
The power picnic
You think picnics are for people who have nothing better to do than
loaf around all summer, and you can't possibly make time for one with
your busy, momentous job. However, you're wrong. What you need is the
executive, or power, picnic. The first requirement, and I mean requirement,
is to stop on your way downtown at Wrap Delight Vietnamese Delicious
Sandwiches in the Civic Center (426 Larkin, S.F. 415-771-3388). You'll
instantly see why: the chicken and pork sandwich, for example, stuffed
with grated carrot and cilantro, is only $2.25, it's sublime, and if
you think there exists a better sandwich for any amount of money, then,
frankly, you're living a lie. Next, make for the Mechanics Monument,
that little plaza, at the confluence of Market, Bush, and Battery, with
a statue of five muscular male bodies who are, for some reason, operating
an industrial punch press in the nude. Alternatively, take advantage
of the glorious neoclassical Citicorp Courtyard at Market, Sansome,
and Sutter, where café tables and chairs are open to the public.
(Not a picnic in the strictest sense, but you're exposed to the elements
what more do you need?)
The group picnic
This next one can easily become a monster, but for some people, a massive,
rampant, greedy, inebriated monster of a picnic is precisely what summer
is about. For that you will need latitude, and Cesar Chavez Park in
the Berkeley Marina (west of the I-80 exit at University, Berk. 510-644-8623),
open daily, dawn to dusk, will give it to you. Dogs adore the hills,
children adore the Portajohns; those with energy can take the trails;
those with ennui can watch the kites there's something for everyone.
N.B.: the breeze will wreak havoc on a tossed salad, so a hefty barbecue
is the favored food. Fortunately, nearby Everett and Jones BBQ #2 (1955
San Pablo, Berk. 510-548-8261) and KC's Bar-B-Que (2613 San Pablo, Berk.
510-548-1140) are there to oblige.
Picnic for one
Then again, you have every right to picnic by yourself. It really isn't
the exercise in grim self-pity you might think, provided you know where
to go: for example, on the corner of Sanchez and 21st Streets, in Dolores
Heights, there is a small wood-carved seat that's just large enough
to make you comfortable and just small enough to ward off uninvited
company. There you can survey the city from your throne and more or
less hide away from everyone. This kind of solo effort is best conducted
with the help of two small pies, one savory, one sweet, both to be found
at Peasant Pies (4108 24th St., S.F. 415-642-1316, www.peasantpies.com)
a few blocks below.
A.B.