Mission: Enjoyable
By Paul Reidinger
THE DINER MAY be an American institution the word diner
is redolent of fluorescent bonhomie, and it served as the title of Barry
Levinson's memorable 1982 film, with its many scenes of fluorescent
bonhomie but as the country has changed, so too have its institutions,
for better and worse. For examples of worsening, of course, we need
look no further than to the ongoing political antics in Washington,
D.C., a city of marble colonnades in which Congress slumbers, the Supreme
Court schemes, and the president is continually reaching for his six-shooter
while hungry hawks circle overhead. America's proudest institutions
have always been political, legal, and governmental, yet one notices
that not a single nation to emerge in the world since World War II
an interval, not coincidentally, of constant American preparedness for
war has adopted our form of governance. If imitation is the sincerest
form of flattery, what then are we to make of our apparent inimitability
and why do we never mention it?
But enough bad news. The good news is that some American institutions
have improved, among them the iconic diner. For an example of the latter,
we turn to Mission Bar and Grill, which opened not quite two months
ago under the auspices of onetime Val 21 proprietors Nidal and Saandra
Nazzal. If you remember Val 21, you will immediately pick up familiar
design cues at the new place, among them the forest green paint scheme
(paired with stretches of rosewood paneling) and the modish, art deco-style
lamps suspended over the bar. But MB&G strikes its own notes too, from
the subtle (checkerboard floor tiles) to the obvious (the sunburst mirror
opposite the bar). It is also much cozier than Val 21, and less noisy.
The food reflects a number of trends. The menu is tight, consisting
of a single page of openers and salads, small plates, and larger plates.
Only one or two items cost more than $10. But it is the ethnic mixing,
or layering, that most sharply captures the attention: MB&G is an (American)
diner owned by people of Middle Eastern origin set in a predominantly
Latin American, and economically diverse, neighborhood.
So it makes a kind of sense very much of our time and place that the
menu would offer a Mediterranean plate ($6.95) mainly paprika-sprinkled
hummus and tabbouleh, with pitted black olives, cherry tomatoes, and
warm, tender pita triangles on the side and a plump mushroom
quesadilla ($3.50) fanned about a red mound of salsa, and a cheese
steak sandwich ($7.95) with top-tier fries.
At the same time the cooking honors (as it did at Val 21) the California
principle of vivid simplicity. A grilled portobello mushroom ($6.50),
lightly caramelized at the edges, arrives embedded in mixed greens;
it seems like an ordinary dish, except that the greens are voluptuously
dressed with a fruity vinaigrette. An albacore tuna sandwich ($6.50)
carries a good puckering charge of capers. And spicy crab cakes ($6.95),
a local staple, are made simultaneously more handsome and a bit richer
by pipings of aioli.
Although MB&G, with its cool tiles and signage illuminated by curvaceous
red lamps, looks to be on the swank side relative to its setting
Mission Street in the 20s isn't exactly the Boulevard St. Germain, and
the other swank restaurant nearby, Foreign Cinema, is almost invisible
from the street, like an exclusive nightclub, or a fortress you
get a lot for your money. We watched two fairly immense platters of
food (pasta in a bolognese sauce, and a grilled pork chop) arrive at
the table next to ours even as we were working our way through a skirt
steak ($9.95), grilled to a juicy medium rare and cosseted by heaps
of Spanish rice, pinto beans, and salsa, with warm tortillas on the
side. The idea seems to be to attract the neighborhood's upmarket diners
while not scaring everybody else away, and the big hurdle there might
be convincing people who don't have tons of money to spend that they
can afford to eat in a place as good-looking as Mission Bar and Grill.
Naturally, in my newfound role as grappa obsessive, I asked for a glass
of that fiery Italian liqueur so that I might have something to busy
myself with while my companion attacked a huge prow of chocolate layer
cake ($5.50). There was no grappa to be had, alas, but I was offered
instead a complimentary blast of razzouka, an anisette liqueur (from
the ouzo-pastis-sambuca family) imported from Lebanon. It slightly relieved
my wartime blues just to see that Lebanon still produces items for export
and that they can be exported here. And the razzouka itself, though
clear as a glass of water, struck me as just a bit sweeter and more
syrupy than its kin from more westerly lands just the thing,
really, to divert one's attention from the gobbling of calorie-heavy
chocolate cake. I wonder if, in days to come, it might even become an
institution.
Mission Bar and Grill. 2491 Mission (at 21st St.), S.F. (415) 285-4334.
Mon.-Thurs., 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Fri.-Sat., 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Full bar. American
Express, Discover, MasterCard, Visa. Noisy near the bar. Wheelchair
accessible.