The Food
Snoop
By Masha Gutkin
Shell
shock
IT WAS WITH a trembling hand that I directed my cursor to the
Monterey Bay Aquarium's Seafood Watch Web site. Downloading the
shellfish page, I steeled myself for the impending details of the dire
straits of oyster populations (like those of many sea-dwelling creatures
around the world) that would be the death knell to my oyster-eating
days.
I love oysters. Certainly I wouldn't be the first to wax poetic about
their delectable and dual nature, seeming to encase the primordial taste
of life itself in a bonelike shell (oyster derives from the Greek
word for bone). Although famed as an aphrodisiac, for me, oysters
are a balm for heartache. Maybe it's the way they taste a bit like tears;
maybe it's the class of misfortunate lovers from Oblonsky in
Anna Karenina (" 'Not bad,' he said, tearing the slurpy
oysters out of their pearly shells with a little silver fork and swallowing
them one after another. 'Not bad.' ") to the white-suited yakuza
food poet in Tampopo to which they lend me at least the
fantasy of entrée. You can imagine my delight at finding farmed
Pacific oysters on the green-light, "Go ahead, eat your heart out"
section of the Seafood Watch list.
Pacific oysters (species Crassostrea gigas) were introduced
to our coast from Japan around 100 years ago, and in this country are
farmed mainly in Washington, with Oregon, California, and Alaska doing
their bit for our West Coast oyster rim. Unbelievably, the introduction
of the species appears not to have wreaked havoc on the coastal ecosystem
(though it has created problems in Australia and New Zealand). Oyster
farming may actually help keep coastal and estuary waters clean
oysters feed by filtering plankton, so no waste or foodstuff gets dumped
into the water to raise them, and where there's an oyster farm, there's
an incentive to keep the water clean so the oysters will be edible (that
is, without poisonous consequences). Oysters may even improve water
quality by filtering out excess plankton.
Sea-salty tears of relief filled my eyes to learn that by eating
these tasty, gender-bending bivalves (they start out male and later
turn female as they mature) I might actually be doing some good on a
grander scale than just for my soul and stomach. As farmed oysters are
grown out on hanging racks in shallow coastal waters, there's also no
damage to the sea bottom from dredge harvesting or depletion from overfishing
possible risks in trafficking in wild oysters.
With a guilt-free step, I made my way one recent evening to the Anchor
Oyster Bar on Castro Street (579 Castro; 415-431-3990 or 415-552-7584)
to soothe myself at $1.85 a pop. The Anchor may not accord the oyster
quite the conditions it deserves I had to rescue mine from the
melting ice bath in which they threatened to drown but it's a
great place to sit at a good-looking marble countertop at a little remove
from the madding crowd and slurp contentedly to the sounds of Peggy
Lee while ministered to by a kind wait staff. On the specials board,
they listed Chelseas and Steamboats from Washington, and Malpeques from
Prince Edward Island. (Malpeques are not Pacific oysters. Think Anne
of Green Gables, and perhaps the species name, Crassostrea virginica,
will sound apt.) Turned out they also had some local Miyagis, one of
my favorites. I managed to nab a few to savor and admire their shells
striped night purple and white at the jagged edges, just before they
sold out.
Oysters are traditionally named for geographic areas, and Pacific oysters
are often named for the specific little estuaries and inlets where they
are bred, sites that may be within biking distance of one another. As
we urbanites know, the flavor of a neighborhood can change in a block,
and the same goes for nature's waterways. The Steamboats and the Chelseas
I sampled, although both from Washington, did not excite equal satisfaction.
I might have had better luck were this a month with an r in it
(that is, the colder months, when oysters tend to be crisper and saltier).
The Steamboats still had an intriguing salty metal taste, but the Chelseas
were pretty creamy and bland; nothing to write home about.
Speaking of home, I recently inherited my mother's oyster knife. A
moment of relinquishment imbued with the sentiment I imagine the passing
of the Olympic torch holds. I wish I could say the knife is an
heirloom, but since the blade reads "Stainless Steel. Japan.",
I can't even muster that illusion. Its presence on my knife magnet does
hark back to childhood trips to Johnson's Drake's Bay Oyster Farm, on
Drake's Estero near the most westerly, and remote, point of the Point
Reyes National Seashore Park. The flyer I picked up a couple of years
ago from Johnson's states sunnily, "As part of the Federal Park
System, the Estero will remain environmentally unspoiled forever."
Having nowhere near that level of optimism, I'm hitching a ride out
there before the next elections.
E-mail Masha Gutkin at lydialeapfrog@yahoo.com.